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Author has written 9 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Wrestling, Twilight, and Green Street Hooligans.

MY PROFILE WAS A MESS! - I fixed it =).

If you are really interested in my life I'd suggest stalking me on my blog which you can find here. Hey you might find something interesting :P.

Jess is one of my best friends and she is the coolest. Her blog can be found here. You should check it out because she is funny and awesome. Her account on this website will be put up when I remember the link :).

My other best friend Jess who is wicked cool also can be stalked here...although she has a boyfriend that might kick your ass.

Twilight is corny. The idea is cool. The characters are amazing. (I realized this and wanna change my pen name but I suppose I can't cause people won't know it's me...oh dear.) Harry Potter is unrealistic...but ahh well.

Green Street Hooligans. Pete Dunham. Nuff said.

Wrestling is like my own personal drug. A load of fit men in skimpy outfits beating the shit out of each other HELL YEAH! It's kind of my brothers and my 'thing' although I don't think he sees it same as me. I think he likes the divas and the fights. Not the half naked least for his girlfriends sake I hope not.

Hahah anyway...

Me myself and I have decided that since someone asked me to before and I completely and totally forgot and now feel like a horrible person I WILL BE ACCEPTING ONE SHOT REQUESTS. So yeah...if you think I'm any good at this writing thing and you want to give me a way to spend my time when I have story block on my story ideas. Message me =).

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~~Have You Ever~~

Smiled for no reason: Yes
Danced in the rain: :). I think this answers your question.
Sang out loud: Yeah
Kissed in the rain: No
Gotten in a bar fight: ... Heh.
Done drugs: ...
Been drunk: Erm ...
Been in love: No.
Sat on a roof: Yeah.
Gotten thrown out of a store: ... No Comment.
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): Yes and he wasn't.
Played an instrument: Yeah, guitar, drums, my voice, piano :P.
Smoked a cigarette: ... Yeah.
Lied: ...
Cheated: Never!!
Stolen: ... heh. do the police have an account?

Stayed up all night: Yeah

Been arrested: ...I'm gonna go with no comment...

Twilight Shiz

Number your 12 favorite Twilight Characters (In no order) and answer the questions:

1: Jasper Hale. 2: Paul. 3: Alice Cullen. 4: Emmett Cullen. 5: Leah Clearwater. 6: Seth Clearwater. 7: Jacob Black. 8: Rosalie Hale. 9: Carlisle Cullen. 10: Esme Cullen. 11: Sam Uley. 12: Renesmee Cullen.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Seth/Sam-Er no. Disturbed much?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?'s Emmett Cullen...he's blatantly hott.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Renesmee got Rosalie pregnant - Well it'd be a miracle. 8 would be happy about the pregnancy but I think she'd prefer it to be by 4.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Carlisle? - Nope. Not really my style.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Paul and Seth? No. Just no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Leah/Carlisle or Leah/Esme - Imma go with 5/9 because then it's het but it's really unlikely.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jacob walked in on Paul and Renesmee. - Well he'd probably kill Paul(2). But I seriously doubt that.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Alice/Esme - It was just meant to be a fun day shopping...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jasper/Rosalie - Probably. I have never seen it though.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jacob/Renesmee - Love comes in many forms. Or Imprints are always there.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Emmett to de-flower Jasper? - No. I can't

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Alice? - I dunno. Maybe.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?

Sam? - I don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Paul/Emmett/Leah? - Highly doubt it.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Esme? - I don't even want to go there.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Rosalie? - Glamorous.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper/Seth/Renesmee - Warning: Strange and disturbing scenes contained inside.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Esme to use on Paul? - "Hey wouldn't you like to cool down sometime stud?" Although I seriously doubt it happening or working.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Sam to describe a relationship between Paul and Rosalie? - We didn't like it...but imprint's an imprint.

20) How emo is Seven?

Jacob? - At the beginning not at all in the middle EMO-TASTIC the end he's alright.

21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jasper Hale and Jacob Black are in a happy relationship until Carlisle Cullen runs off with Jacob Black. Jasper Hale brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sam Uley and a brief unhappy affair with Renessmee Cullen, then follows the wise advice of Leah Clearwater and finds true love with Alice Cullen.

22. What title would you give this fic?

True love will find a way.

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Paul? - OMFG!! DUDE! You are my new best friend. :).

Bella or Edward?


Bella or Jacob?


Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?

Erm...Both... O.o

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice or Rosalie...Or erm...both O.o

Jasper or Alice?

Both... O.o (I'm bad at this choosing thing)

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper! (Aha! I chose. Not hard though O.o)

Carlisle or Esme?


Emmett or Jasper?


Emmett or Jacob?


Bella or Rosalie?


Esme or Charlie?


Charlie or Carlisle?


Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?



Wrestling Shiz

Number your 12 favorite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions:

1: Jeff Hardy. 2: Melina. 3: Cody Rhodes. 4: John Morrison. 5: Gail Kim. 6: John Cena. 7: Tripple H. 8: Shawn Michles. 9: Matt Hardy. 10: Kelly Kelly. 11: Maria. 12: JTG.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
John Cena/Maria - No but it would be cute. I might write one.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?'s John Morrison...nuff said.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If JTG got Shawn Michals pregnant? - Err...Well Shawn's married and neither of those two are gay. But it'd be a miracle.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Matt Hardy? - Yep. A fair few.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Melina/John Cena? -Never really thought about it. I suppose so although I think Cena would be better with Maria. As I said before they'd be cute...might write that.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gail Kim/Matt Hardy or Gail Kim/Kelly Kelly? - 5/9 because one it would be cute and two I don't think Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim are lesbians.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If HHH walked in on Melina and JTG. - I suppose he'd be like "OH GOD!" Look back..."OH GOD!" covers eyes and leaves.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

He got everyone he wanted. Everyone. She was the one that got away. Cody Rhodes/Kelly Kelly. "Why won't you leave me alone?" "Love just doesn't quit."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jeff Hardy/Shawn Michales - Erm...ew. I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

HHH/JTG - Three Letter Friends

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

John Morrison to de-flower Jeff Hardy? - Oh god...I'm not going to even go there. Those two have to be preserved man. They are NOT gay!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Cody Rhodes - I dunno. I doubt it. He's mine.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?

Maria? - Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Melina/John Morrison/Gail Kim? - Maybe. Hey that would be good. I might try.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kelly Kelly? - Ummm..."OH GOD!" I dunno a name. Just scream. I really don't wanna think about it.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Shawn Michales? - I have no idea.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jeff Hardy/John Cena/JTG? - Warning: SLASH

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kelly Kelly to use on Melina? - Err...I dunno..."Hey maybe we could go make-up shopping sometime."?(In a seductive voice.)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Maria describe a relationship between Melina and Shawn Michales? - He's cheating on his wife with her. (Not in a mean way. Just like commenting.)

20) How emo is Seven?

HHH? - I don't think he's emo at all. A bit angry sometimes but not emo.

21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jeff Hardy and Tripple H are in a happy relationship until Matt Hardy runs off with Tripple H. Jeff Hardy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Maria and a brief unhappy affair with JTG, then follows the wise words of Gail Kim and finds true love with Cody Rhodes.

22. What title would you give this fic?


21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Melina? DUDE I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I mean can't I have 1(Jeff Hardy) or 3(Cody Rhodes) or 4(John Morrison) or 6(John Cena) or 9(Matt Hardy) or even 12(JTG). Please!

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom, The Condemmed, The Marine, Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia and 12 Rounds.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. (A/N: Did any of you do that?)

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko. (Ahahhaha does it count if it's my brothers?)

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar (or a few)

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) You can name all useless information about family, history, title reigns etc. about a wrestler like its the English Alphabet

42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.

46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

Random Shiz

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit.

To freak people out -

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Re-post if you laughed.

Stereotypes are wrong.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no friends.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.



I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm (naturally) BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.


I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I have my OWN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (English)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm (likely to be classified as) a GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

You're a 90's kid if:

-You can finish this 'ice ice _'
-You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
-You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
-You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

-You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
-You remember reading "Goosebumps"
-You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
-If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
-when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

-"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
-Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
-You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
-You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos or you've been framed. . . but never taped anything funny.

-You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
-You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
-You remember those Where's Wally books.

-You remember eating Warheads.
-You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
-You remember Ring Pops.

-You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
-You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
-When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
-You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

-Making those little paper cootie-catcher/fortune teller things, and then predicting your life with them.
-You played and/or collected "Pogs"
-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

-You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
-And Windows 95 was the best.
-You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
-Michael Jordan was a king.

-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
-You collected those Beanie Babies.

-Lambchop's song never ended.
-The old dollar bills.
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
-You remember a time before the WB.
-You collected all the Troll dolls
-If you even know what an original walkman is.
-You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
-You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

-You remember Highlight's magazine.
-You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
-You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
-Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
-Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
-Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
-Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
-Before Spongebob . . .
-Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
-When light up sneakers were cool.
-When you r
ented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
-When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
-When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
-When gameboy was a brick.
-You did MASH to figure out your future
-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Copy And Paste Shiz

90 percent of teenagers would have a complete meltdown if Miley Cyrus was on top of the Empire State Building, threatening to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be the one of the 10 percent of teenagers encouraging her to jump!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.!

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend tells you when you're acting crazy. A best friend will tell you and then join you in your crazy act. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a best friend.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've got so many of these things you have ever copied one twice. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever thought where is my Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The only thing bad reviews do are make people feel bad. If you don't believe in bad reviews copy and paste this into your profile. (AN. I don't mind constructive criticism though)

If you ever just felt like running somewhere, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then." when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy enough to have just read through all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should spontaneously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

One of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

You have said something you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

You don't care if your not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many of these you keep finding doubles copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize these are so similar you should of deleted half of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read all this copy and paste this into your profile.

Best Quotes EVER! (These are lately because I didn't know what others to put there's just to many and I was watching the show as I did this.)

"And if you're not down with that then WE'VE got two words for ya...To Bad." - Cody Rhodes

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it.

After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill.

If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough

Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

No ones perfect… well there was this one guy but we killed him

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright.

I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to.

I say we shoot cupid.

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

I have opinions of my own,strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

Work,yeah, I tried it once,worst 7 minutes of my life.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

"Ow, OK that hurt" - Tripple H

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. --Mark Twain

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Elanor Roosevelt

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-serving, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrongs. --1 Corinthians 13:4-7

Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone. --Unknown

Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. --H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry about the people in the past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future. --Unknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr.Suess

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands. --Ernest Gaines

Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we care about leaves, but the truth is, it’s not our loss…it’s theirs, because they left the only person in the world who would never give up on them. --Unknown

Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to. --Unknown

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. --Michael Pritchard

Oppertunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. --Thomas Edison

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. --Sir Winston Churchill

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. --Fran Lebowitz

You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, but she's beautiful because you love her. --Unknown

Another flaw in the human nature is that everyone wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. --Kurt Vonnegut

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. --Tom Clancy

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? --Albert Einstein

It matters not what someone is born but what they grow to be! --Dumbledore

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. --Unknown

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. --Unknown

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" well I think the guns help if you stood there and yelled bang I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some see the glass as half empty, others see the glass as half full. Me? I just wanna know who the hell is drinking my damn beer.

Love isn't what makes the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth while.

You say pshyco like it's a bad thing.

Penguins are stealing my sanity, one day at a time.

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.

I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soulja girl does.

I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.

Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.

I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.

Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.

It feels like this pain will last forever, it feels like this hurt will never go away.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Fighting for you is all I know how to do.

I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.

Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.

You say that pain is good, but have you ever felt it?

And she's so scared to get close to anyone, because anyone who has ever said," I'll be there" left.

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.

My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.

Love isn't everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the problem is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning how to dance in the rain.

"NO! You wanna know the real reason your afraid, because you wanna be with me too!"

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

Be loved but never love. Attach but never combine. Trip but never fall. To be broken is better than shattered. Tell him of your strength but never of your past. Be trustworthy but never trust. Be cracked but never open.

We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. But only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

I ain't no one's second choice! SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I BREAK IT!!

Believe in fairies. They make dreams come true. Believe in the wonder. The stars and the moon. Believe in magic. From the fairies above. They dance on the flowers. And sing songs of love. And if you just believe. And always say the truth. The fairies will be there. To watch over you.

She used to live. She used to give. She always enjoyed life. The way it was meant. But clouds they came. And played their game. Casting a spell so she'd fade away. But will she stand up? To fight and protect her life. Be what she wanted to be... An angel in the dark.

He's so confusing the things he says makes me think he really does like me and other things he says makes me think I'm just the girl that never crosses his mind.

Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open. --John Barrymore

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. -- Oscar Wilde

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party. --Ron White

Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears.

Every tear a woman shed is equivalent to man's sacrifices in life.

The woman came from a man's rib,

not from his feet to be stepped on;

not from his head to be superior,

but from his side to be equal.

Under his arms to be protected

and near his heart to be loved.

"That I know, that Miz...Is really not that good. And on top of that he has a face for radio." - John Cena

"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." -Buzz Aldrin

"In the morning I will be sober but you shall still be ugly." - Sir Winston Churchill

"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" - George Weasley

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"You may not like Miz and quite frankly I don't." - WWE commentator (Can't remember which one.)

"I still can't believe out of ten million sperm... you were the winner." - Chris Garver, Miami Ink

"Will someone please shoot him!" "What does it look like we're doing?" "MISSING!" - The Baddies, The Marine

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (who doesn't love the irony :P)

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

"Punk is confident in himself and his abilities, and he certainly does not look afraid to me (first toll of undertakers music hits)...then again" - Jim Ross

"And then you'll just be a dude in his underwear...who hangs out with two other dudes in their underwear." - John Cena

Now I don't like Chris Jericho all that much but this has to be one of THE best quotes ever:

Jericho is dragging the Undertaker back to the ring during their match in Survivor Series 2009 and a fan shouts at him - "Go back to Toronto!"

Without even batting an eyelash Jericho replies - "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot."

Not insultingly or anything just matter of fact like. He didn't even turn around. Just said it almost like reflex. I laughed my head off. Especially when one of the commentators, I don't remember which repeated it a little later saying that it just shows how Jericho's mind works..LOLAGE!

See Cody, you should always keep your words short and sweet because you may have to. EAT 'EM! - Jerry Lawler.

By a show of hands. Who here has made new years resolutions? (Crowd members raise their hands and a few boo) You don't boo that you just raise or not raise your hands. - CM Punk

My Stories

Title: Temptation Is A Fine Art

Fandom: Harry Potter

Paring: Draco Malfoy/OC

OC: Arianna Black - Picture Of Ari

Status: In Progress

Title: The Dynamic Duo

Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia

Paring: Peter/OC, Edmund/OC

OC: Phoebe and Melanie

Status: In Progress

Title: Things I Should Of Done

Fandom: Wrestling

Pairing: Randy Orton/OC

OC: Natalie Cena - Picture Of Natalie

Status: In Progress

Title: Redefining Perfection

Fandom: Wrestling

Paring: Randy Orton/OC/John Morrison

OC: Parker Young - Picture of Parker

Status: In Progress

Title: Welcome To My Life

Fandom: Twilight

Paring: Paul/OC

OC: Tala

Status: In Progress

Tala - THIS is the one that I found because the first one was deleted! It's pretty much the same!

Aj - Picture Okay so I have no idea about the writing but apart from that this is it.

Matt - Picture But with browner eyes! And looking younger :).

James - Picture But with long hair!

Joe - Picture But with darker hair!

Tala's Bow - Here I so wish I owned this :)!

Tala's Dress - Here The one on the right.

Tala's Shoes - Here But a pair obviously.

Tala's Beads - Here But longer and more fake looking :).

Tala's Backpack - Here Isn't it cool?

Tala's Pyjamas - Here Is the top. And Here is the bottoms.

Tala's Top Ch 3 - Here

Tala's Doc Martens - Here But not pink flowers red roses :).

Embry's Mum/ The boys Aunt Louise - Here Is the first one. Here Is the second. If it's possible I imagine both, a slightly older first one with maybe a little shorter hair and the second a little paler so kind of merge them and it should be right :).

Tala's Drum Kit - Here This was the like second picture that showed up but it's actually the one Matt's got so it's like the right one :).

Tala's Car - Here I'm getting this ahaha my baby :).

Aj's Jeep - Here I totally forgot about this :). Not that it looks like it could hold five but ah well.

James's Harley - Here Because Jame's screams motorbike when you actually meet him. Don't judge a book by it's cover people.

Joe's Volvo - Here Just because Edward isn't the only "stupid shiny Volvo owner" in the world.

Matt's Truck - Here Because I like it :).

River Bed - Here Because then you don't have to picture the beauty yourself if you're not good at that sort of thing

Claire - Here Isn't she sweet? EXACTLY how I imagine her.

Paul's T-Shirt - Here It's on Ebay so it might not be there forever but here at the moment. I actually have this. It's Matt's and is a permanent part of my Pj's.

Wedding Cake - Here The last one in the bottom row. Click the picture to enlarge.

Emily's Bouquet - Here The last one in the bottom row again. Click the picture to enlarge.

Talla/Kim/Leah/Hannah's Bouquet's - Here Last one in the TOP row. Click the picture to enlarge.

Men's Tie/Suit things - Here You have to look in the viewer.

Emily's Dress - Here Sorry if it pops up weird but you can just go back or close after :).

Claire's Dress - Here Again scroll down and look in the viewer. I think you can imagine her carrying a little wicker basket with lilac petals in and throwing them on the isle.

Talla's/Other bridesmaid's dresses. - Here.

All the bridal party's earrings - Here. Even ickle Claire.

Paul's shirt Chapter 8 that Tally sleeps in. - Here I think you can imagine the outfit she makes in the morning.

Paul's Parents - Here But obviously more native american toned. (I mean darker skin.)

The vampire - Here But with black eyes.

Holly Paul's little sister - Here Isn't she sweet?

Hannah Claire's mum - Here Also Tally's oldest sister.

Steve Claire's dad - Here

Paul's wolf form - Here I was bored so I found all the boys wolf form's that Tally has seen :).

Jacobs wolf form - Here

Joe's wolf form - Here

Aj's wolf form - Here

James wolf form - Here

Matt's wolf form - Here

Dan (The Fit Guy) - Here

Tally's new pj's - Here

Paul's bedroom - Here In my head it's a bit different but this was the best I can find.

Tally's sexy underwear - Here :). Now imagine Paul's face.

Kim - Here Just because when I saw it I thought Kim :).

Tally's engagement ring - HERE! Capitals because it's bootiful.

I think you can imagine her basic out fits. And Jame's green ribbon. And Tala's bracelet's and sweatband are actually mine so I can't show you those :).

.XD. .Cullens.The.Pack.And.Me.Love. .XD.

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Priceless Sweet Chin Music by StoneColdHolly1011 reviews
Kayley Michaels, HBK's daughter, super kicks Randy Orton after he pops off at the mouth, only to end up being apart of Legacy. Now that Orton controls her career, how will she manage to escape the Viper? [CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED ::2016:: UP TO CH. 2]
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,429 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, John Cena
Green Street Hooligans: What could have been by signalfire263 reviews
Pete Dunham is the Major of the GSE and for him everything is pretty much set in stone. Or at least he thought it was until a chance encounter brought Allie Harding into his life and nothing, the GSE included was ever to be the same again. Pete/OC
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 150,175 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Sorceress and the Dragon by PrincessinHiding reviews
Meet Alexia Mason. She's a Gryffindor, best friends with Fred and George Weasley, and is love with none other than Draco Malfoy! A re-telling of Harry Potter starting with 'Prisoner of Azkaban' Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,175 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., OC
Avoiding the Unavoidable by Suni-Dlight reviews
What is a girl to do when she is the youngest descendant of the Harry Potter? How can she make her own way when so many people expect so much from her? How can she find herself? Maybe in a totally different time period?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,897 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Gypsy's Curse by QueenieMeanie reviews
Sequel to Gypsy - "The Professor was wrong. Being an Empath isn't a gift. It's a curse. And I'm not gonna let this kill me."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Pyro, Logan/Wolverine
Little Darlin' by somewhereiusetobelong-inactive reviews
Tatum has never truly lived before. When her father dies in a car crash, she ends up moving in with family friends The Hardy Boys and it ends up being the change of a lifetime for the 21yr old. JeffHardy/OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jeff Hardy
Fourier's Flaw by SiriusBlacksGodDaughter reviews
Theoretically, let's say you can stop this war at its' core, Miss Granger." Dumbledore said with a smile. "Kill Lord Voldemort?" asked Hermione. Dumbledore shook his head, "Not all battles end in fight, Miss Granger." AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,991 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Voldemort's Daughter by CantLiveWithUCantLiveWithoutU reviews
STORY BEING RE-DONE: Under title of Daughter of a Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 83,331 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Voldemort, OC
English Girl in La Push by Dr. Llama reviews
Gabrielle's from England. Paul's from La Push. Gabrielle is Jacob's unknown cousin. What happens when you mix all of this together? Chaos of course! OC x Paul story. Story has been discontinued. Check profile for more information
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,616 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Paul
You're an Idiot, Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sirius B., OC
The One That Wouldn't Get Away by FaithLavinia reviews
Voldemort couldn't kill her, but he couldn't let her live either, so she decided to make his life a mockery. A story of what happens when Voldemort let his childhood sweetheart follow him on his travels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Voldemort, OC
Thin Ice by iluv2eatcarbs reviews
*sequel to Duck and Cover* Avery is back and with more problems than ever. With the war closing in on them everything is falling apart and they're all skating on thin ice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
My Last Breath by iluv2eatcarbs reviews
James makes a promise to Lily on the night they die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Baby, You Belong to Me by SinfullyMadex reviews
I didn't expect this to happen. I guess I had too much to drink at the bar. Matt's my boyfriend and I love him more than anything else in the world. But, how can I tell him that I woke up married to his brother? MattOCJeff.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,476 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy
A Serpent's Grip by itsmyownlife reviews
All a mouse can ever do is close its eyes and hope the snake is merciful...Elizabeth Fredrichs is completely unaware of her future fate when she meets Tom Riddle,the handsome yet arrogant boy who has taken an unsettling interest in her. Tom Riddle OC R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,832 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
So In Love That You Act Insane by I'm Miss World reviews
SEQUEL TO LOVE IS INSANE I swallowed hard and shook my head. "What is wrong with you? You're acting like a psycho!" My words made Jeff's head snap up to meet my eyes and that smirk came back. "Am I really?" JeffOC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - [Jeff Hardy, OC, John Morrison/Nitro] Matt Hardy
Untitled by to-infinity reviews
When you take the absolutely loony elementalist, throw her into Bloors, and mix in a little bit of squirrels, a conscious, crazy evil bad guys, and a great group of friends, what do you get? You meet Elle. Well, she's in there somewhere. Tancred/OC
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tancred T.
Wild Child by Vicky May reviews
I'm not afraid of you." I spat. His eyes darkened and he loomed above me, his eyebrows furrowed in a line. "You should be." He thundered dangerously. I grinned cheekily and patted his cheek. "Honey, i've seen cats that are scarier than you. Cheer up!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Paul
Oh Jules by Lov3good reviews
My feelings for Paul changed the minute he knocked a door into my face. But I guess, that's the price to pay for love. Paul/OC !COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,230 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
A Second Story of Emilia King by Blackfishy reviews
THE SEQUEL! Emmy and Dodger are once again out late, house breaking, nothing unusual... but what will happen when this particular house has a most unexpected occupant? And when they end up owing him a favour, how far will they go to repay him? DodgerOC
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,893 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007
Viper's Venom by slayjaylee reviews
I can never fall for someone who stalks their prey in the ring. I can never be with someone so maniacal, egotistical, psychotic and out of control. That's not someone I want. So then why do I want Randy Orton so badly' Randy/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Randy Orton
Taming the Tides by Schmo and Sushi reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to SEA RAT. What started out for Narnia as a simple preventive campaign against rebel Galma has now become full-fledged war. Alliances, independence, and lives hang in the balance, and all involved must band together or be destroyed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,275 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
I Wanna Be Like Other Girls by MarissaReneeThatsMe reviews
All I've ever wanted was to be a normal teenage girl. I want to be free and have fun. I want to date and go to school with other teenagers. But its kinda hard to be normal when you live with a bunch of werewolves. Rated M for Language/Lemons. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Paul, Jacob
Scars by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
Sequel To "Hatred Is Thicker Than Blood." When Jeff and Beth come home to find some startling discoveries, they soon find themselves on a journey to find Matt and Shannon, who have disappeared from Matt's home. Who is behind it? Well, there lies a mess...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore - Complete
One Year by Office-LOver reviews
In one year I would be gone. 365 days and I could leave my father and his abusive behavior behind. Find freedom. That was until I ran into Paul. Literally. Paul/OC cause I never really like Rachel and him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Paul
Can't Live Without You by Midnight3 reviews
Hermione and Draco are sent on a mysterious mission to Tom's time. Draco and Hermione are forced to put their differences aside to face the Slytherin Prince,Tom. A new prophecy will be revealed. Nothing is what it seems as their lives are put in danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,142 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Change My Life by Nikita1506 reviews
Serene Reeves wasn't a fan of wrestling, until a friend dragged her to RAW in retaliation for making him sit through a chick flick double feature...then her life changed. Rated M to be safe. Working on the sequel...
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 39,120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - John Cena - Complete
Who Cares? by InxMyxMind reviews
Alex is known as the firey girl that you don't want to mess with. You could she say she learned a thing or two from her brother, John Cena. But what happens when a certain friend of his starts to fall for her. Will John go into big brother protecter mode?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Jeff Hardy, John Cena
Altered Lives by lilbit89 reviews
Taylor, Rey Mysterio's daughter, catches the eye of his new tag partner, Matt Sydal Evan Bourne . What happens when Taylor leaves her college life behind for one semester and what happens after that semester ends between her and Matt?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Evan Bourne - Complete
That's How We Do It In LA! by Eiris Hales reviews
Everyone knew Chantel was tough, but backstage, no one knew just HOW tough.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Matt Hardy, John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Might Like You Better, If We Slept Together by HellzxxBellz reviews
ONESHOT."I hate you." "Trust me, the feelings are mutual." He replies, smirk plastered on his face before he grabs me by the neck and pulls me into a breathtaking kiss. Edge/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edge - Complete
Paralyzer by Groundswell reviews
Everyone knows that Sirius Black wants what he can’t have. James should have thought twice before making her off limits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Yet another Buckner by justkeepswimmin reviews
Kris is the younger sibling to Matt and Shannon. This is her story of finally meeting the famouse GSE.
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008
Lovefool Marauder Era OneShot by Marauding Mara reviews
You know how many Original Characters have been created as a love interest for Sirius Black? A LOT! Now, what do you think might happen if some of Sirius's girls ended up in a room together by accident? S/OC/OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Johnny's New Dame: Learning Temperance by MobMotherScitah reviews
The second part to Johnny's New Dame! So... now that they're back together... Now that the Preps are practically destroyed... Now that Gary has taken an interest in Sally... What next? JOHNNY VINCENT/OC !HARSH LANGUAGE!
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - [Johnny V., OC] - Complete
The Assistant by MizHyde reviews
*Story Completed* Angelle Harper has arrived in WWE to help out backstage while Stephanie is bogged down with work. A woman who has never watched a wrestling show in her life is left to try and sort out life in the WWE
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,086 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - John Cena, CM Punk - Complete
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
What If? by but its true reviews
Following the tragedy at Beauxbatons Acadamy of Magic the ministry is in an uproar. We follow the life of Aliana Moxley as she struggles to adapt to normal school life after transferring to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Keep Your Hands to Yourself by liljenrocks reviews
Love is never supposed to be easy. It's even worse when you throw in the imprint! A story about Paul's daughter, Jared's son, and Sam's son.Rated M for language and Lemons! Spin-off of yay4shanghai's A Fun and Easy Way to Go Down a Dress Size
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,862 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
Fighting Chance by slayjaylee reviews
*PART 1/2* When JayCee gets the chance to be in a storyline and then the contract to be a WWE Diva, drama ensues. She only has one Chain Gang Solider and Champion by her side. Do they stand a Fighting Chance? John/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,411 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - John Cena - Complete
Hatred is Thicker Than Blood by I.Dream.Of.Hardyz reviews
Afterasuddendeath of his father, Shannon Moore learns he has an 18yrold half sister named Coral. He takes her in and expects things to run smoothly...not the case. Coral's a fireball and ready to raise some hell. Includes: Hardys, Shannon, Beth and more.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Shannon Moore - Complete
LoveVsLoyalty by Hazel Harper reviews
Undertaker and Kane's little sister has always been loyal to their family until she begins to fall for another wrestler in the company. Now Hazel must choose between her family and the man she loves. **1st part in the Hazel & Jeff series**
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker - Complete
This Is My Story by Joanne4 reviews
Amy-Lee is the younger sister of Matt and Jeff Hardy. She joins them on the road after being raped by he now ex-boyfriend. She captures the heart of Randy Orton but things aren't simle as theres a third life invovled. This is her story.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton
You Know You Love Me by baby blue eyes10 reviews
You're horrible, Sirius.' I rolled my eyes and continued down the hall. 'And you can't help but love me.' Halting in my movements, I thought about it. Did I love him? I guess that's what this year would reveal; and I'm so keeping my fingers crossed. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,093 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Contract by Lady Miya reviews
Greetings Wife; Imagine my surprise when I found out I was married. I am convinced you all have some clever plan behind it. However, make no mistake, I will not let myself be played. - Voldemort. Rated M for a reason. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,802 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
This Is England by teawithmilkandsugar reviews
Nothing to do with the movie "This Is England". Lucy Jenkins is the sister, girlfriend and daughter of football hooligans. Pete/OC
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Family by VolcomStoneBabe reviews
Elliot Levesque is Triple H's 19 year old daughter. She lives with her mom and rarely ever sees her dad until one day she decides to travel with him. What happens when she's on the road? read and review OC Triple H Batista and many many more
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 82,903 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Sea Rat by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! Enna ran away from home to escape a past she'd rather forget, and when she's found aboard a ship bound for Narnia, she expects death from its High King. But first Peter's determined to find out what exactly is going on! Pre H&HB. PeterOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 105,971 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Emma by Breeface reviews
At that moment I didn't care about anything except for her. Her tiny hands, and her perfect red lips, her smile. The way her body fit into mine like it was made for me. I knew that I had crossed every line I should have never gotten close to. John Cena/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - John Cena, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Yes, Unfortunately by The Quoi reviews
Yes, unfortunately' was all that was coherent in her long string of mumbled words. He smiled at her. She wanted to be sick. Love is such a fickle thing. R&R THIS IS GOING UNDER A RE-WRITE, AWH YAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Elevator by Groundswell reviews
The Marauders meet after they've died... in an Elevator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love Is Insane And Baby We Are Too by I'm Miss World reviews
-UNDERGOING EXTREME SURGERY AS OF 8/14-I know I had this job handed to me, but there's no reason for him to treat me the way he does. Like a worthless waste of sperm and egg. Working with Jeff Hardy is not at all what I imagined... Jeff HardyOC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,696 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - [Jeff Hardy, OC] [Matt Hardy, Lita] - Complete
Café et Fraises by Little Miss Bovver reviews
Lucy has been in hiding for three years and now she's back. How will things go with her old first love? Will they be able to work things out or are things left best in the past? But, there's another thing: Will Hatcher leave things be?
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
The Fire In Our Hearts Will Burn This City Down by MKhigh-865 reviews
Scorch is back, this time as part of Magneto's army, what will happen? Will she and Pyro stay together through the war...There's only 1 way to find out...Read on. R&R please :D Pyro x OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Pyro
Ravenclaw Racketeers by CrashMind reviews
Ravenclaw Racketeers are a group of sly, underhand Ravenclaws who cause subtle trouble with their challenges. When Arcadia Morreno receives her first dare she is less than impressed to find herself tasked with seducing Draco Malfoy. But can she even do it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Have You Forgotten? by Orton Addict reviews
A oneshot dedicated to those who lost their lives on 9/11 and for those still fighting for our freedom today! Thank you! RandyOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Randy Orton - Complete
Gypsy by QueenieMeanie reviews
Carolina Castro’s a shy, weary girl who’s just looking for a place to call home. Unfortunately, when she finally thinks she’s found a place to belong, things don’t turn out so well for her. Takes place during X2 PyroOC COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Pyro - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayal by cheerthis95 reviews
FINISHED!Brian's sister is in trouble with an old rival. Brian is reunited with Dom and the crew while running with Tej and Rome. The plot gets thick as the crew, new and old, find out someone in the group is betraying them. This is #1 of a total of 3.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 169,408 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Dom, Brian, Vince, Leon - Complete
Time Crash by AnkouBlake reviews
McGonagall acts upon mysterious orders given to her in a letter, left to her by Dumbledore and unknowingly sets events into action that could change the future of the Wizarding World forever. Some DH spoliers I guess. AU, too. Rated to be safe. Angst too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Define Love by Shnee reviews
Amy has always felt overshadowed when around her big brother James. Nobody sees her as anything other than The little baby Potter. Except maybe one certain Marauder... COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,623 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
What They All Needed by Who-Wouldn't-Waver-With-You reviews
Oliver Twist A girl is thrust out of the world she knows and into that of the Artful Dodger. But it turns out she's what they all needed, a certain Jack Dawkins in particular... Dodger/OC... Sorry can't summarise! Action and some fluff.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Little Girl Lost and Saved by Ms. Catherine Willmon 2017 reviews
A 17 year old girl has endured sadistic beatings and molestation from her abusive and alcoholic father. When she finally cries out for help, a group of superstars and divas comes to her rescue. But, a series of tragedies, heartache and danger bestow on the fragile young woman and when the dust settles, will she even live to tell about it? R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - [Jeff Hardy, OC] Lita, Melina - Complete
Ginny 2Xtreme: It Just Feels Right by Kyra5972 reviews
WWExHP Crossover After Hogwarts Ginny leaves the wizarding world so she can live her own life. 10 years later she is found...In the WWE, going by the name Lita. R&R Please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,397 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Ginny W., Lita
A New Law by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
The marriage law has passed, and Hermione finds herself with a slight problem. Luckily, one of the Weasley boys is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 132,327 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's New Family by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Sirius Black is now Harry's legal guardian. Life is great... until a woman shows up on their doorstep and drops off Sirius's longlost daughter, throwing their lives into chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
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Loyalties reviews
Draco and Evie must decide where their loyalties lie. As Evie is welcomed back into her father, Sirius's, life Draco must decide if he is loyal to his family or the girl he thinks he loves. And is Sirius or Draco more important to Evie? Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., OC
Holding On reviews
Evie Black had a horrible upbringing with the Malfoys and no matter all the bad assosiated with Draco he's always been there for her. So when she has to travel to the past to help the future will she be able to deal with Tom Riddle without him? Riddle/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Temptation Is A Fine Art reviews
Q: What happens when possibly the two most attractive, flirty people in Hogwarts begin a game of 'I can make you want me more' A: Action, hilarity a little romance and a whole lot of chaos. Oh did I mention their sworn enemies? DM/OC. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Draco M., OC
Welcome To My Life reviews
My friends, sure they were werewolves but we were normal ish. Then my dad died so I moved in with my sister and her fiancee. Who was also a..werewolf and his friends..werewolves. What is the world coming to? And why does one angry wolf stare at me? PaulOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,435 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Paul, Emily
Flaming Like Fire reviews
Charlie is an outgoing, hard-nut, cockney party girl protected more than she knows from her fathers past. When she meets Pete Dunham her 'Uncles' brother will she be dragged into a world her father and Uncle desperately tried to keep her away from? PeteOC
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2010
Fragile? reviews
Oneshot: When Jeslyn Cena calls voices her opinion in the wrong place about the wrong person she realizes it can have some very...strange repercussions. RATED M FOR STRONG LANGUAGE AND STRONG SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS! Randy Orton/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Randy Orton - Complete
Redefining Perfection reviews
She had become an obsession. No doubt about it. Randy Orton was hooked. He had to have her. As far as he was concerned, she was his. Randy Orton/OC/John Morrison. Rated M for strong sexual content in later chapters and strong language.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Randy Orton, John Cena
Things I Should Of Done reviews
My mother always used to say "An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." Well this enormous error was about to become one massive mistake if I didn't act fast and I wasn't even sure if I could make this right. Randy Orton/OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Randy Orton
The Dynamic Duo reviews
While the twin sisters, Princesses of Archinland struggle with their own demons they begin to fall in love with the kings of Narnia but will this help them over come their problems or will the adventure they have plunged into make things worse.PP/OC EP/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
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