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Hi! Its Volleyballgirl1112!

I am completely obsessed with Twilight! I have read the whole series 10 times. I learned about Twilight when i saw a preview for the movie during the summer of 2008. I thought it sounded like a really good book, so i went to the store and bought it. I stayed up until 5 o' clock in the morning just to finish it. The next day, i went out and bought the rest of the series. Since then, i have gotten 15 people to read the series.

I am a sporty girl, too. i am absolutely in love with volleyball. i started playing when i was in third grade. i did volleyball camps in the summer until fifth grade when i could start playing on the school team. i played in fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth grade. plus, i played club volleyball for three years. my goal is play on the high school volleyball team.

i love the band Paramore. Hayley Williams has such a great voice. They are awesome!! Whoa!! Go Paramore!!

Hobbies: Volleyball!, Reading, Writing, Polyvore!

Favorite Colors: Blue, black, lime green, bright orange, dark purple

Favorite Bands/Singers: Paramore!, Hoobastank, Hey Monday, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Favorite songs:That's What You Get - Paramore, The Reason - Hoobastank, Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Favorite Kind of Movie: "Horror"

Favorite Movie: Twilight!, The Skeleton Key, The Ring

Favorite Book Genre: Science Fiction/ Fantasy/ Horror (i. e. Vampires!)

Favorite Book Series: Twilight! by Stephenie Meyer, The Morganville Vampire Series by Rachel Caine ( i also liked The Host by Stephenie Meyer, but its not a series)

Favorite Car: an orange Mitsubishi Eclipse

Favorite T.V. Show: Lost

Pets: Two dogs- Laila, a girl boxer; Scout, a boy West Highland White Terrier

Favorite Stores: Hot Topic, Areo, Borders

Random Stuff about me: I love black nail polish. I love sad and depressing things that will make me cry. I LOVE VAMPIRES!! I want to be Valedictorian at my school. i love Fanfiction and Polyvore. Woo Hoo!


Some of those awesome 'copy and paste' things:

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight New Moon Eclipse and Breaking Dawn that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butts off.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever listened to Christian Rock music while reading about vampires with murderous tendencies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people who badmouth Twilight need to just shut up and let people who love it enjoy it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!

If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.


If at first you don't succeed, you shouldn't try skydiving

I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.
There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amout of high explosives.
Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear.
Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.
Basic definitions of science: if it's green or wiggles, it's Biology. If it stinks, it's Chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.
I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.
Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.
Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.
Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.
If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable


You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line


30 Things I have learned from Twilight

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


1. You refuse to face the fact that Edward is fictional

2. You count down the days until the next book comes out

3. You spend all your time coming up with theories for the next book

4. Your standards for men were instantly raised because of Edward

5. You secretly wish your boyfriend was a vampire

6. You accidentally address your dad as his name, like Bella

7. Volvos are your new favorite car

8. You quote the books constantly

9. You relate everything… I mean, EVERYTHING, to Twilight

10. You have now started biting people, or threatened to

11. If anyone so much as looks at your books the wrong way, you start screaming at them.

12. If anyone hasn’t read the books, you take it as a personal offence

13. You’ve already planned you and Edward’s wedding and handed out the invitations

14. You attempt not to sleep because, if Edward doesn’t need sleep, neither do you.

15. You dress up as a vampire by painting your face white, and putting purple under your eyes, and go out in public.

16. You suddenly find pale boys really attractive

17. All someone has to say to make you cry is “Edward’s not real.”

18. You start thinking really embarrassing thoughts, but immediately stop, fearing that Edward heard you.

19. You fear that someone will turn into a werewolf when they get angry

20. When you fall or trip, you refer to it as a "Bella moment".

21. Topaz is your new favorite color, courtesy of Edward's eyes.

22. You welcome rain so that your home can be more like Forks.

23. You pray for Stephanie Meyer to have Bella and Edward end up together.

24. Human baseball seems more boring than usual.

25. You carry a Twilight book with you at all times.

26. You will spend hours in front of the computer in Twilight fan groups, or searching for new Twilight information.

27. Your sleep schedule is completely reversed due to the all-nighters you pulled to read the books.

28. You try to see what character your family or friends resemble.

29. Your lifelong goal is to become a vampire and live with the Cullen’s.

30. You bawled when Edward left and when Edward came back.

31. You now never want to tan, so you can look like a vampire.

32. You see someone with dark eyes and think, "they must be thirsty."

33. You go back and forth from hating, to loving, to hating Jacob Black.

34. You constantly nag your friends to start reading Twilight, even though they don't need to, since you talk about it so much they know everything that happens.

35. You have to remind yourself to breathe when you think of Edward Cullen

36. You would give anything to see Edward sparkle in the sun.

37. You cried when Alice saw Edward planning to die.

38. You wish you could blush like Bella.

39. You constantly wonder whether your blood would be appealing to vampires and secretly hope it is.

40. When someone asks you out you say, “Sorry. I’m already dating Edward Cullen.”

41. You’re convinced you are the biggest fan and will argue with anyone who begs to differ

42. Your notebooks have “Mrs. Edward Cullen” written all over

43. Your mom no longer threatens to ground you, but to take away your books.

44. In your mind, serial killers no longer exist. Only newborn vampires do.

45. Your heart flutters anytime Edward talks.

46. You want to punch Charlie in the face when he is rude to Edward.

47. You make people read the books, but secretly hope they wont, so the obsession will only be yours.

48. You get very angry when someone says vampires sleep in coffins. Or only come out at night. Or won't show up in film.

49. You shun anyone who tries to convince you vampires don’t exist

50. You get into fights with your Twilight obsessed fans over which one is going to marry Edward

51. You throw birthday parties for the characters in the books

52. You would gladly trade your life for Bella's, even if that means occasionally being attacked by vampires.

53. You're cold, and you wish you had Jacob.

54. The Twilight books are guarded with your life.

55. You will follow a silver Volvo, convinced that Edward is in it and get very depressed when you realize he’s not.

56. You wish you owned Bella's truck.

57. You attempt at being as graceful as Alice. And fail miserably.

58. Your future children's names are all names from the books.

59. Edward is the sexiest name alive.

60. You've bought several copies of each book to give as future presents to yourself.

61. You've made t-shirts that relate to Twilight.

62. You screamed when Bella kissed Jacob

63. You find yourself subconsciously narrating your life.

64. You started using strawberry shampoo

65. You wish you had a Jacob and Edward to fight for you

66. When you read Twilight fan fiction

67. You write Twilight fan fiction

68. You plan on moving to Forks someday.

69. You've pinch the bridge of your nose when you got angry

70. Edward’s version of Twilight Chapter 1 gives you chills.

71. You are either thrilled that Robert Patterson is playing Edward, or completely depressed.

72. You're convinced vampires exist, and you're not ashamed of it

73. You love when it is rainy, cloudy, or snowy out, and hate when it is sunny.

74. You check the weather in Forks, when you live no where near it.

75. You introduce yourself to people as Mrs. Cullen

76. When talking online you always remember to capitalize Twilight and any other name from the book

77. You look at all the pale people in your classes and wonder if they're secretly vampires and wish to ask them if they can turn you into one

78. You dream about Edward nearly every night

79. You dream of Vampires nearly every night

80. You want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break

81. You smile/sigh whenever you hear/see Edward's name and it has nothing to do with Twilight

82. You’re unable to believe that vampires actually have fangs or some crazy dark side

83. You are certain that your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy/shiny/composed

84. You start imagining scenes from the books in your head at random moments

85. You’ve convinced random strangers to read the book or see the movie

86. You waste the ink of your print cartridge thanks to printing images and images of Edward

87. You cry because your father used Eclipse as a coaster for his drink

88. You relate even the weirdest things to the book

89. You think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading/dreaming/talking/walking/etc (maybe even when you’re doing nothing at all)

90.your friends/family have told you to shut-up because you talked about Twilight to much

91. You start talking to the book

92. While talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke from Twilight and start laughing your head off

93. You’ve highly considered naming your future son Edward.

94. Whenever somebody mentions the words 'vampire' or 'werewolf', you immediately try to worm your way into the conversation just to make sure they're not insulting them

95. You still cry at sad parts of the book... even though you've read it just so many times

96. You smack your brother/sister when they say Edward doesn’t exist or is a total retard. and don’t stop smacking until they say they’re sorry

97. You have over 500 Twilight related pictures on your computer

98. You've re-created Bella's bracelet

99. You already have a space on your bookshelf for Midnight Sun

100. You already have the tickets reserved for the midnight showing of the Twilight movie

The number that applies to you equals how obsessed you are!

WHOOOOOO!! i am almost 100!


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry, or at least feel emotion, there's something wrong with you.


Something Sweet

A Girl asked her boyfriend;

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you choose me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


Abortion is wrong.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?

When Other Little Girls Wanted To Be Ballet Dancers, I Wanted To Be A Vampire.

When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Don't think or judge, just listen

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal child Belief)


The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannibalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies."

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile!!


Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell you you deserve better
Best Friends:Prank Call him and say you will die in seven days...

Friends: will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story



Sometimes i forget to put the disclaimer before the story, so here it is: Disclaimer- The wonderful Stephenie Meyer owns all of the twilight books and ideas and charachters and all that jazz.

For other non-twilight stories: Disclaimer- Idont own this idea or story or any of itsw charachters.

By The Way, it takes me a while to update stories, cuz i am aiming for the Valedictorian and plus we always have a ton of homework. i guess thats school for ya.


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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
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