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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785545, Profile Updated: 05-16-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, X-overs, and Darkest Powers.

Heeyy :) Our names are Gloria and Haylee. This is a shared account so some stories will be posted by either one of us. We're not anywhere close to being professionals. We're just doing this for fun. We don't take it too seriously like most people do. We don't mind criticism, it's our first time on this website as writers. Haylee was a writer on Quizilla but those stories have gone unseen so nobody has really given advice to either of us. But please be easy on us though because, as we said, this is our first time on here as writers...Enjoy! :)

DEREK MOTHER FUCKING SOUZA, BITCH !!

MARIANAS MOTHER FUCKING TRENCH, BITCH !!

JOSH MOTHER FUCKING RAMSAY, BITCH !!

I'm On a Goat Mother Fucker Don't You Ever Forget !!

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Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Renesmee&Jacob's Story by BreakingDawn17 reviews
This talks about Jacob's Renesmee's realtionship. R&R is in this story. Plus rated T. COMPLETE Seaquel IN-PROCESS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,900 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Josh Ramsay: In Vancouver: Part 1 by MusicIsForever1221 reviews
Here's my first part in my Josh Ramsay story!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by Aishwarya Swan-Cullen reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen style is seriously extreme, and Edward, Emmett and Jasper fall victims to a vicious dare given by none other than Alice. this was a challenge my friend gave me The one-shot has everything from play to tutus, an will keep you laughing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by bradensmama reviews
What happens when Renesmee and Jacob finally get married? Will there be problems? Sucky summary for an awesome story. SEQUEL TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER! Formally recognised as meloveUlongtime!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens by bradensmama reviews
Yet another AIM conversation. Sucky summary on our part. This has been written by two best friends. Enjoy! Artichokie&Squirt Formally recognised as meloveUlongtime!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,787 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Emmett Cullen: My New BFF by katttttz reviews
Emmett's search for a new BFF. PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
i saw renesmee kissing jacob black by zombiebounce reviews
this is my version of the song, i saw mommy kissing santa clause, twilight version. i dont own twilight. please R&R. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Imprint by A Whisper Of Grace reviews
One-shot, BD spoilers. Jacob and Renesmee's first kiss.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Hard Memories by steffany16 reviews
Not sure where to post this so I posted it in a cinderella story. Oneshot Story. Featured Nick Jonas. Its not a songfic or anything. Sam comes home early from school and sees something totaly unexpected.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
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Lover Dearest A Josh Ramsay Fanfiction reviews
Okay, so, I suck at summaries but let's just say this story is about Josh Ramsay, obviously, and a Girl named Amber and it's a typical fanfiction with a couple twists....enjoy ! R&R
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
Caution! reviews
Emmett Cullen discovers Rockband...Oh the thrills.... --AFTER BD-- ONEshot R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Safe reviews
When Chloe wakes up in a new, strange house, what's her first reaction? And when Liam and Ramon come back, what will happen? I basicaly suck at summaries so.... OneShot ** R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
21 ways to annoy reviews
Each chapter has a list of how to annoy different Twilight characters. My first fanfic : R&R. Flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008