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Joined 03-02-02, id: 178557, Profile Updated: 04-20-10
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, David Eddings, Death Note, Hunger Games, and Hobbit.

To be noted: I am unlikely to update anything until about mid june. I have fairly important exams coming up so as a consequence have got the college's I.T. department to ban me from fanfiction. This is all being done from the library computer. However, if you send me nice reviews I can still read them.

So, about me then. I figured we would have both some normal and some utterly useless information about me.

1) I'm from the UK. Therefore if you are American or have learnt American English then my spellings may be different to yours. However, I was born in The States and therefore have two passports, as the US won't let me in without an American one. It's bizarre.

2) I am probably one of the few people on this site who God did not intend to be a writer, and I haven't been to an English lesson for over four years. This is not because I bunk: I just dropped English, because I was bad at it. Also I prefer science and foreign languages, except my french teacher hated me because I spent three years drawing (manga) and never did any work, so I took spanish for A-level instead.

3) I used to live in Alaska, although not for long enough for me to learn to ski like a pro, sadly. I can ski well enough to avoid hitting a tree, touch wood (sorry couldn't resist) which I suppose is some achievement.

4) I can't tie a tie. Not because I am utterly retarded (well, yes, I am, sort of, but that's not the real reason) but rather because I have never had any need to, it never forming part of my school uniform.

5) I never throw anything away. This makes for interesting clear outs. In my wardrobe I recently discovered a very tacky five year old paper bag from Monsoon (a shop) saying SALE on it, and a dress I wore when I was eight. And that was just in the first five minutes.

6) I am now 19.

7) I have the worst eyesight of anyone I know under the age of fifty. In order to read a book without glasses/lenses I must hold it under two inches from my face or it's simply too blury.

Well, OK I should probably talk about my stories. Um...I want criticism (see point number two).

Death After Dessert: I've always adored detective fiction, and I like Death Note, and L is a detective afterall, so a murder mystery seemed a good thing to write. This will be finished, as I have a plot (with some wrinkles that need ironing I admit) including a murderer and a motive. It is turning into a logistical nightmare though.

Zedar the Apostate: I'm not sure exactly where I'm going with this, as all I'm really doing (let's be honest) is reiterating a plot from a different (sulkier) perspective. I might continue, after 'Death' but probably won't.

NUMAIR'S MAGIC COOKIES: Yeah, probably discontinued. If I update at all, I will firstly rewrite it as (honestly) the way it is written is appalling. Also, I'm very lazy.

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In the Company of Heroes by PirateColey reviews
Thorin "Oakenshield" Durin is leader of a superhero team called the Company. When Bilbo Baggins (a mild-mannered executive assistant) comes to them with startling news, Thorin and his team must face their toughest challenge yet. Can The Company defeat S.M.A.U.G. and make the city safe for everyone with powers? ('ships: Bagginshield, Dwori, Nofur). Updates Mon, Wed, and Fri!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,367 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori
Whiskey, Tea, and the Homesick Blues by Lee Whimsy reviews
History calls them as the northern kings, and writes elegies on their tombs: the generals who survived six months under siege in a crumbling city, and the kings who rebuilt their countries stone by stone. But Thorin son of Thráin and Thranduil Oropherion remember their alliance slightly differently. Military AU. Thorinduil friendship; brief mentions of Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Reality of Fiction by kura-wolfgoddess reviews
Having been publicly humiliated by his nemesis, Thorin Oakenshield concedes that he may need a bodyguard to protect not only his own well being, but the finances of his world renowned company. Enter Bilbo Baggins, the adorable, down on his luck merchandiser with more skeletons than the closet can hold. As frustrations and passions rise, will Bilbo succeed, or will Smaug prevail?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Of Bunks and Fences by CleoGal reviews
Modern day AU. Bilbo Baggins is a simple, honest, law abiding citizen, content with his life. One day it all changes when he is falsely accused of crimes he didn't commit and goes to prison to exist amongst real criminals. There he meets new people, learns new ways of living, makes friends and enemies. And gets involved with planning an escape that will either make of break him.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The World Turned Upside Down by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
First Class AU. As mutants are hunted down around the world, Charles and Erik create a mutant homeland in Genosha. When CIA agents are dispatched to broker an alliance between the young country and the United States, paths cross and destinies are decided.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Light of the Revolution by Magus1108 reviews
Discontinued; up for adoption!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,017 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kallen S., Clovis L.B. - Complete
Leather Bound Kitten by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is left with nothing after leaving Wammy's House, save his hopes. This is the story of what might have occured during the time-gap, in the five years that nothing was seen nor heard of Mello...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,184 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Mello
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Oakenshield Manor reviews
Lord Thorin Durin, new Earl of Erebor, is deeply troubled. His father is dead, his debts are spiraling and his sister is ruined. But then Miss Bilbo Baggins, an American heiress, arrives in London, and her staggering fortune could be the answer to all his problems. Eventual Thorinxgirl!Bilbo, Filixgirl!Kili (not incest). Inspired by Downton Abbey.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli
The Obesity Game reviews
In 2041 in an attempt to curb the outrageous obesity epidemic affecting the United Kingdom the British Government implemented the 'Obesity Game', where 24 very fat people were made to fight to the death in a televised spectacular. THIS IS A PARODY AND A SATIRE. It might also be a SYOT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2013
Death after Dessert reviews
AU: Death note murder mystery. When Raito is convicted of murdering his girlfriend, Soichiro begs for L's help to prove his son's innocence. Eventual L/Raito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,893 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - L, Light Y.
Zedar the Apostate reviews
It seems to be something similar to what we coerced out of Aunt Pol and Grandfather me a few years ago, except written from Zedar's perspective," Garion said as he examined the peculiar document curiously. "Sounds quite interesting don't you think, dear?"
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
NUMAIR'S MAGIC COOKIES reviews
Numair bakes some magic cookies that wreck havoc on our poor heroes before vanishing without a trace! Who stole the cookie jar?? Minor D/N and K/D
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003