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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785613, Profile Updated: 09-15-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.

~ Gracie Harmon

My name is Courtney but I'm kicking myself for not thinking of some cool and mysterious pseudonym to write under. I like to write. I mean I'm kind of, like, obsessed.

Sometimes I'm funny, so come say hi :)


Writing - Current:

I Remember You: Didn't make it through to Round 3 of the Epic T-Rated Contest, but will be finished with the rest of the night + epilogue. To be posted soon because I don't want to drag it out forever!

Conversations with Vampires & Cullen Cars: Two slow, slow, slow works in progress. We will get there I promise :) I have the next couple of chapters lined up but as to when I write them, that may be another story (no! not another one! lol)


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The War by EllaRose00 -

Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.

Oh Baby No More! by enchantedgirl -

Sequel to Oh Baby! Join Bella and Edward as they share special moments with their growing son, Daniel. ExB


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Holidays With The Cullens by Duck Life reviews
A series of holidays with the Cullens. Updated irregularly because I will update on holidays. Post-Breaking Dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Not In A Million Years by HarlequinRaven reviews
Twenty pairings that we all knew would never happen in the books. Here's the reason why. — Pairings so far; Edward/Jacob, Emmett/Charlie, Tanya/Jacob, Rosalie/Edward, Aro/Jessica, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Edward by browniechadowes reviews
AH. ExB. A jaded OCD Edward meets clumsy, disordered Bella. Will she be able to push him against his psychological boundaries? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,183 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Music for Renesmee by MyEdward797 reviews
A Breaking Dawn missing moment. During Bella's transformation, Edward comes to terms with his love for Renesmee. **Now a series of oneshots featuring Edward and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Lights Fires by check yes julia reviews
Where were you on September 11th? The Cullen family was at home enjoying the nice day. That is until the lives of their family was in danger. This is a story of survival and courage. Dedicated to all the heroes of September 11, 2001.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The Cullens face a threat that could rip their newly-formed family apart and forever silence the sweetest voice amongst them. Jasper/Alice, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,158 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
A Heart To Hold You by no milk left reviews
This is a fanfiction about Series 9. It takes off where Series 8 has left us, including Jodi. This is centered around the women of Drovers Run, but most of all, Stevie.
McLeod’s Daughters - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,986 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Self Inflection and Syzygies by browniechadowes reviews
previously titled "Syzygy" Bella lets out her anger after Edward leaves, instead of bottling it in. Ultimately ExB. How will she cope with being forced to figure out who she really is? And how will Edward react to the changed Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,149 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Impressions: A Cullen Prequel by Orchidsoul reviews
It's the 1940's in New York, and the Cullens attempt to deal with the war and their lifestyle. 7/10 readers agree: If you loved A Cullen Continuation, you'll love this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
9 Crimes by Brynna reviews
A character study of Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Deserts Can't Ruin Us by check yes julia reviews
Life gets flipped upside down for Bella Cullen when Edward gets shipped off to Iraq. Really, it's not a good story. I was naive when I wrote it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here Comes The Bride by EvangelineHale reviews
The story is about a wedding. But whose? It isn't any of the Cullen's or anybody from La Push, who could it be. And why have they decided to involve the Cullen's in their big day? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Amazing Race Cullen Style by EvangelineHale reviews
While Carlisle and Esme are away celebrating their anniversary for two weeks, the rest of the Cullen’s are stuck at home doing nothing. Until Rosalie comes up with the idea to play “The Amazing Race.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Cullen Continuation by Orchidsoul reviews
One year after Bella's transformation in Breaking Dawn. Further adventures of the Cullen family. 2009 Indie TwiFic Nominee for Original Plot Line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,597 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Some Rise By Sin by Brynna reviews
How far would Aro go to have Alice? And how far would Jasper go to get her back? Post-BD, A/J, and ensemble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Not Even a Black Box Would Survive by NessiexCullen reviews
We all know Bella is accident prone and packaged with bad luck. But what if her bad luck actually caused the plane she was flying on to crash? Page 88-89 of Eclipse Edward mentions that her bad luck could cause the plane to crash, but what if it happened?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
My Damaged Goods by ShimmerinDenali reviews
BxE,OOC,AH, Bella is damaged, and sure a bit crazy, Edward is a reluctant savior of sorts who isnt going to give into her crazy ways like everyone else. Other usual pairings to come. Read the warning at the begining please. Lemons of coarse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bid on My Love by alwaysthinkingofyou reviews
Oneshot. "I am NOT auctioning myself off to the entire female population of Forks High School!" Alice and Jessica have a date auction to raise money for a field trip at school. Who will bid on Edward? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nessie'sJourney by Pantherfan reviews
Nessie is starting to feel like a woman but they all still think of her as a child. She tricks B/E into letting her go to boarding school in Milan where she discovers a way to jump start her aging again. But is it worth it? N/OMC, N/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,320 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Snow Drifts and Secrets by bellalupus reviews
Written for Eowyn77's Chalenge, "The Cullen Leak". Pre-Twilight. The Cullen's have a close call with one very observant teacher.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
21 Things Alice is not allowed to do by ninjakelso reviews
title says it all. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Alice - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Birds and The Bees by ScarlettLetters reviews
Post BD. Their little girl is growing up. Will anyone survive? Various POVs - MAY09: More scenes might be written for this. They are in my head, but I don't know if they'll make their way to the page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
The Parent Trap by keksmama reviews
The title gives a bit away what this story is about...starts in a boarding school where two girls meet and become friends and come across a mystery...Set in the future...
McLeod’s Daughters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 92,219 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
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The Twilight 25 reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles written for The Twilight 25 writer challenge. Each chapter stems from a one word prompt. Pairings, genres and ratings will vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
I Remember You reviews
For the Epic T-Rated Contest. In memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal. 'The beat was low and dirty. Just the way she liked it.' For months he's watched her from the bar, will he finally have the confidence to ask her for a dance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Conversations with Vampires reviews
Seven vampires and an infinite amount of everyday situations. Full of fluffy marshmallowy goodness. ON-HIATUS, just for a little while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Cullen Cars reviews
Let's rewind. Before Edward met Bella, the Cullens bought their cars. What happened? Are car salesmen too slippery for even this vampric family to catch? ; ON HIATUS, for a little while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009