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Joined 12-30-08, id: 1785893, Profile Updated: 07-18-15
Author has written 36 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Silent Hill, Death Note, Friday the 13th, Maniac Magee, and Pokémon.

Hi everybody! If you want to know a little about me, that really cool, creative, tough, awesome girl, here is your chance!

I go by a few different names... Primarily Cee and Charissa, but you can also call me Saramus and Jitterbug. ]

Well, I'm your typical human girl... NOT. I'm what you call weird, and I'm darn right proud of it! I can be really random at times, or what I call, spazz-tastic! I'm also very...insanely(as in having no common sense) smart, as people put it, and very creative! (I sort my ideas from regular lightbulbs to twisty lightbulbs! XD) I like things most kids my age don't like, but I don't really care! I enjoy what I like, and wouldn't give it up for the world! For the record, I consider myself to be a little tough, as I have made it through a lot of hardships in the past, but I've hardened myself, and learned to bounce back and be strong! I've also learned to look on the bright side of life too! I absolutely love my friends and family, and would do anything for them, even die! Well, not for the friends who are just posers who want help, ahem, answers to their tests. I have a lot of issues, and a lot of faults, but I try to be happy and push through, because I know I'm better than what some jerks tell me! So, I'm pretty much your extraordinary human girl... Yes...don't suspect that I'm part alien... -shifty eyes- ...Well, to know more about me, read on!!

Name: Charissa (Pronounced Ca-ris-sa.) When people say CHArissa as in CHArity, it pisses me off greatly. xD It's Charissa, like Karissa.

Favorite color: red and black. (they go quite nicely together too! :))

age: 14 ( November 29, 1996)

location: Houston, Texas

Fave things: Transformers, anime, a good report card, video games, fun, a good book, anything scary (as long as it doesn't try to kill or eat me), God, Autobots, family, my BFFF Rio, pets, randomness. and rpg'ing.

Dislikes: Some school activities (ahem, MATH), Satan, beets (those things look odd), posers (can you say: LOSER), bullies (TERRY RIVERA: FRAG YOU!!), Decepticons (Uh, scary! Me no like evil!), rapists, perverts, criminals, and IDIOTS. (I absolutely hate people who are smart, but decided they don't wish to act like it.)

I am only afraid of three things: Spiders (It's a long story), getting electrocuted (Also a long story), and people who look at me darkly and say, "I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully!!" (That is ALSO a long story. XD)

fave books: Transformers:Ghosts of Yesterday, Transformers: The Official Movie Novel, Transformers: The Ultimate Guide, Witch Child, and Sweet Ms. Honeywell's Revenge, the Bible, and comics.

my fave movies: Transformers (1980's cartoon movie...and the new live action ones as well.), Silent Hill, Willard, The Thirteenth Year, The Fourth kind, Paranormal Activity, passion of the Christ,

fave shows: Transformers(all of them), InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Animal Cops, Scare Tactics, Family Guy, American Dad, Bleach, Death Note, South park, Futurama, the jeff Dunham Show, Robot Chicken

Fave Machinima: Red vs. Blue, Civil Protection, and Freeman's Mind
(Machinimia's are awesome! Go check them out! The three I like are VERY FUNNY! I love HALO, but I don't ever really have a chance to play Half Life... But Freeman's Mind is soooooooo funny! XD Go check those out!!)

Go check out Nostaligia Critic and Bum Reviews! That crap is hilarious! (Ooh, if you like TFs, go and look up Nostalgia Critic's review for TF 2: ROTF)

my fave video games: Any transformer games, Half Life and HL: 2, The Silent Hill series, Trauma Center, HALO, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Bully, Sonic games, Kingdom Hearts series, any war game, and Final Fantasy series

Fave bands/singers: Nightwish, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Senses Fail, Breaking Benjamin, Pillar, Asking Alexandria, Avenged Sevenfold, Jack Off Jill, Paramore, Metallica, Slayer, Skillet, and Andrew W.K.! :D I also love to listen to classical and techno music!

Oooh, I LOVE techno/trance music! My fave songs are: Beautiful Day, Everytime We Touch, and Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire. "Now, the only reason that I like that song is because of the beat. I would not let a vampire drink my blood, no matter how sexy he is. That's just...freaking stupid. WHO WOULD DO THAT!? So, don't take me for one of those chicks who would let a vampire bite her and is a total fanatic for Twilight... Because I'm not. I juts like the beat of that song. Got it?

My theme song: I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin (FTW) AND... When I AM QUeen by Jack Off Jill (I do not like that band, but I find that song rather intriguing...even though it is very dark and creepy! o.O)

Heyas! if you ever wanna talk, just let me know! I will gladly meet up with you in an awesome chat room sometime!

Fave holiday: Christmas and Halloween ( I can't decide! I like dressing up!) Christmas though...People have forgotten the meaning of what it is. It's not about tres, decorations, and presents... It's about God. So take some time and celebrate Christmas the way it's supposed to be celebrated!

hobbies: I love to paint, write stories, draw, and collect Transformers

Fave type of art: pastels

Religion: Agnostic

dream jobs: I'mn not really sure about this... I sort of want to be an F-22 pilot, but...I'm kinda fraked out by airplanes now; a K-9 force officer, or a psychologist. Now, no matter what job I have, I will strive to become a international sensation as an electric guitarist in a hardcore rockband..called the Broken Angels! :D Seriously. I will. Just look for it in a few years... XD

fave animal: All of them, except for spiders. (sees a tiny spider and back away in fear...) AGGGGH! NO! (shoots it) Heh heh...Stupid spider. (turns around and sees Blackarachnia.) O...M...G. (passes out.) XD

pets: 4 dogs, Misty, Haley, Bitsy, and Harley; and 1 cat, Bootsie!

fave food: I kinda like healthy stuff nowadays!

my motto: Perseverance is the key to a life brimming with success!

my favorite sayings: Those that you truly love never really leave. They live on in the way they cared, shared, and made us happy.
Anonymous
If you aren't at least a little bit depressed, then you don't know what's going on in the world. Pete Wentz
The dark is always at its darkest before the dawn!
Friendship is the golden thread that is strung through all of our hearts. Anonymous
Glaring nurses restrain a screaming man to a hospital bed
Nurse:Sir, we HAVE to restrain you!
Man: I SWEAR I didn't take it out! I have no IDEA as to how it got out!!
Nurse: Sir, catheters don't come out of you on their own!! (That seriously happened when my grandma went to the hospital!! XD)

WHy did I take the time to do all of this? One reason... I WAS BORED. ;)

Alright, here is some really random stuff that I found. Enjoy!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivleyBored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, animaluvr3, AutobotGirl6

If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you see spirits in your home, C&P this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know several people who deserve to be hated as much as Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think Brittany Spears deserved what she got, but deep down you feel a little sympathy, but soon realize its just gas, copy this into your profile.

If you are crying over not getting to watch your favorite shows because of the Writers' Strike, copy this into your profile and add your name. Chaos_Huntress, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world (hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

9 Things I Hate About People:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their butts!

5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" ...Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, retard?

Stuff I Fell For:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever aimlessly pop into other people's accounts at random, just to copy their stuff into your profile, just because you're bored and have nothing better to do, or you do it for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered if you already copied something into your profile that you happened to come across but didn't know because you've copied so many things, copy this into your profile.

If you have the problem written above and think you might have multiple copies of something, copy this into your profile.

If you're scared/angry of time because you know that it likes to torture you by going by really slowly when your bored and really quickly when your having fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a nervous breakdown because you cut off the tag on the matress that says do not remove, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting things copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over 30 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't add this to your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Even when you cant see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangel some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Darth Maul is like, the best Star Wars bad guy in the movies (besides Darth Vader of course), copy and paste!

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you think that Spidey should've kept the black suit in Spider-Man 3, just got control over the evilness, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy this into your profile.

If you think that Ironman kicked butt in the latest movie, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late now

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me, copy and paste this into your profile...

If you love anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Transformers Animated shouldn't just come on at 5:00AM and you never get to see it; C&P this inti your profile.

If you cried when an episode of Transformers Animated was replaced with Yugi-Oh, C&P!

If you hate Satan, demons, witchcraft, etc. C&P!!

Losers complain, winners train. If you believe this, C&P!

If you have fallen asleep at school... you know the drill.

If you have a secret crush, C&P!

If you are in Civil Air Patrol C&P!

If you make straight A's C&P!

To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

End of the random dumbness

I say this a lot:

"Dude!"

"Oh slag!"

"IT WASN"T ME!!"

"I am not weird! I'm just... different." -smile-

"Transformers are awesome! I don't care what you think..."

" If I'm so stupid, how come I make A's and you make F's?"

"Freakin awesome!!"

"Sweet!"

"Shut up."

"FRAG IT!"

Today is NOT the day for this shit."

"I'm too young for this..."

"F.Y.I. for your 411!" Hey, I know that's stupid but...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters I write about, except for the ones I create.

Now, I just want to share something a fellow writer mailed me. I really appreciate this, you know who!:
You are only 12? Seriously? If you are...all I can say is you are AWESOMELY SMART!! Your stories are better than high schoolers for cryin out
loud. Thanks and I wish you the best with everything you do.
Thank you so much, you don't know how happy this made me feel! :D

Future Stories: TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

(Transformers) Haleymus Prime vs. Mistytron:
I was watching my chihuahuas wrestle, and it reminded me of Optimus and Megatron. So, read along as a story of the two techno-organic dog-mech leaders of the AutoPups and DeceptiDogs fight against eachother from Dogtron to Earth and back!
SNEAK PEEK:
A smirk formed on Mistytron's faceplates. "You are such an idiot, sister." Haleymus stared back in shock. "Sister...why? You used to have a spark full of pure goodness... Now, you have formed the DeceptiDogs..." Mistytron turned her nose up in the air. "I don't believe in the AutoPup moral anymore." She tried not to cry at the pitiful look on her sister's faceplates. "I am sorry. I must part now Haleymus Prime. And next time we meet...we shall be enemies." She trotted away, leaving her poor little sister alone and sorrowful. "Mistytron... I love you...dear sister."

(Transformers) The Talent Show:
The rivaling factions go against eachother in a battle to the death-- a hilarious talent show!
PREVIEW:
"Pfft! Singing The Touch!?" Megatron smirked at his arch rival. "And what are you going to do? Wear a pretty pink tutu?" Optimus hissed back. "No, I have a secret weapon!" "Yeah, it's a FRILLY pink tutu..." "SHUT UP!!"

(Fullmetal Alchemist) The Amethyst Alchemist:
A new hero that uses alchemy shows up. She is a young girl who is clad in purple and shining purple stones-- the Amethyst Alchemist! Will this strange new hero save the world from destruction alongside the Elric brothers? And will she fall for the handsome Edward Elric?
PREVIEW:
Ed stared at the girl in awe. She was so...beautiful and sexy. She wore an eye mask that had sparkling amethyst stones pasted all over it. Her eyes were a shining hazel. Her shining blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail. She wore a sleveless purple top with fingerless gloves that came up to her elbows, a transmutation circle imprinted on the palm. She wore a large glittering belt pasted with more stones. Her leggings were very short, showing off her curvy legs. She had glittering high heel purple boots made with even more stones. She looked to be about his age. Then, she turned around and waved. "Hi there! I'm the Amethyst Alchemist!"

(Transformers) G1 meets Animated:
What will happen when the oldest and the newest Transformers visit eachother in alternate demensions?
Preview:
"At least I don't look as if I swallowed a fragging brick!" G1 Optimus Prime growled.
"At least I don't look as if I'm on mech steroids!" Animated Optimus Prime hissed back.
The G1 and Animated Bumblebees looked at eachother helplessly. There was going to be a LOT of tension around here...

(Transformers) My One and Only Wish:
All Psiren (Si-ren) wants is to become an Autobot in the army. Every day, she is horribly mistreated by many because of her size and her gender. But when a fellow bot horribly betrays her, Psiren must make a difficult descision-- remain an Autobot, or become a Decepticon...
Preview:
Psiren stared at the demented leader of the Decepticons, Megatron. Then she stared back at her current leader, Optimus Prime. She grimaced. "I'm sorry, Prime. I can't take being an Autobot anymore." She turned on her heel and slowly walked to Megatron. "Yes, my pretty little femme..." He hissed. "You are one of us now."

(Transformers) Dear Brother:
Optimus Prime writes a letter to his dear older brother. All he wants is for him to stop his cruel tyranny. Optimus shares his true feelings with Megatron. '07 movieverse
No preview, because this will be a one shot.

Cynacide
After always eating apple cores, Ryuk is poisoned by cynacide. Crap.
PREVIEW: "I'M GONNA DIE!? HOLY CRAP!" Ryuk stared at Light. "Hey, hand me that apple." Light shook his head. "Idiot."

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF EACH ONE!

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Parasite by P.A.W.07 reviews
Hunger. Everything in the world is driven by hunger be it the hunger for money, love, forgiveness … or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it is a bad day to be an Autobot. Gift for Wiik E. 07'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,335 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bluestreak, Hot Rod, Kup, Scorponok
A Lesson in Empathy by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream has finally suceeded. He has bested Megatron and is the new Supreme Commander of the Decepticon army. Everything is just perfect - or it would be, if there wouldn't be a really tiny problem....
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
A Human Friend by Fire Redhead reviews
Sequel to "A Pet Squishy". Set in AHM universe. As Earth falls and the human race is crushed beneath Decepticon rule, can Thundercracker and Lana's unique friendship endure?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,768 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
The Deadliest Foe: Boredom by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The younglings are bored, which is never a good thing. Especially with tons of mechs around to torture. The mechs find that bored young-bots are much scarier than the cons ever were. Takes place between Are We There Yet and How Far We've Come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
My Body, Your Soul by Vanilla and Chocolate reviews
An old legend says that kids who dress as monsters on Halloween will find themselves unable to remove the costumes and they've become the monsters. What if someone dressed as Edward Elric? We won't even go there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
How Far We've Come by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The Decepticons have discovered Ore-13 on Earth and as more and more cons arrive on Earth, can the bots keep control of their outpost and not blow their cover? Now with more youngling hijinks and terrorized mechs. Sequel to Are We There Yet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009
Sway by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU. Autobots send Sunstreaker to play judge and jury over the human race, but in a twist of fate he finds himself crippled with only his holo. When he accidentally saves a woman, she falls in love. He needs her and to keep her around he has to play along.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sunstreaker
Lion King: Of Lions and Dogs by Fan Boy 101 reviews
The Pride Landers are about to face an enemy with ultimate weapons they never thought could possibly exists. Only with the help of some "outsiders" will they have the strength to defeat this enemy. But will it be enough? On Hiatus. See profile for details.
Crossover - Lion King & Balto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,828 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Simba, Balto
there's a million&one ways by byebye-babeh reviews
sometimes we lie to protect those we love most. screamer/annabelle lennox vs. ironhide/annabelle lennox
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,869 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Starscream
My Little Pet by thegrimbee reviews
Megatron creates a weapon in which causes the Autobots to change into humans and keep them as pets! What will our heroes fates be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Megatron
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Child of Light by Aethelgythe reviews
It's not easy being the daughter of the Autobot Leader Optimus Prime. He's strict and overprotective. Still too young to fight but yearning to make a difference, his youngling tries to make her father proud. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! NO SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way by Autobot Alythia reviews
Just a collection of funny short stories about life lessons the D-cons have to learn the hard way.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Earth Survivors: Tranquility, NV by Dracannia reviews
My name is Zikya Zia. My city was attacked at 12:23 A.M. Pacific and I’m a survivor. --Series' summary inside--
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Despicable Mo…tormaster by Taipan Kiryu reviews
Megatron orders the Stunticons to acquire a pivotal element in his newest plan, namely a four year old human girl. Story inspired by 'Despicable Me', starring the ruthless leader of the Stunticons… and Agnes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Motormaster
Watching Over You by Aethelgythe reviews
My take on Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's early life as they grow up with the Autobots. NO SLASH Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Rated Teen for battle violence. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,962 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Afternoon Conversations with the 'Bots by Mickerayla reviews
Conversations with the Transformers we all know and love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007
Tournament Of Warriors by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Not much to be said. Two of your favorite characters beating the tar out of each other! Reader's choice of combatants!
Crossover - Game X-overs & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Bets Are Placed by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Our favorite kick-ass females have switched places! Will they survive, or will they be destroyed by the ravenous forces of their opposite's Universe? T for some swearing, gore, and pulse-pounding AWESOMENESS!
Crossover - Half-Life & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Zoey
It's OUR Turn! by Aethelgythe reviews
Sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank" and "The Twins Revenge". The twins are finally going to get Jazz back on Halloween but a real terror arises that threatens their very lives. COMPLETED! Please R&R! NO SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Out of the Dark and Into the Light by Autobot Alythia reviews
A new bot comes to Earth, going by the name of Charm. Though, when some new D-cons come to Earth, including Soundwave, her friend from back in the academy, will she really have no choice but to fight him? Will Soundwave recgonize her? SoundwaveXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Soundwave, Blaster
More Than Just A Robot by Autobot Alythia reviews
Kiryu isn't just a robot or cyborge. He has life, he can think, and he has emotions. Miya knows this, and she becomes very worried when the mecha starts getting into more dangerous fights.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - MechaGodzilla 3
Three Times a Charm by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,903 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Blitzwing
Heavy by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Armada Gameverse. Part three of three. He's big, strong, and protective. And someone's killing his protectees. And now he's mad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hot Shot - Complete
Soldier by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Armada Gameverse. Part two of three. A Soldier gets the fight he dreamed of. What happens when that dream becomes a nightmare? I got Pina Coladas for anyone who reads and reviews!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Scout by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Armada Gameverse. One of three oneshots. A Scout gets a reason to kill. If only he could find his adversary. Come on in, the water's fine!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Red Alert - Complete
A New Perspective by MrReviewerGuy reviews
A young girl befriends a Decepticon. Will she survive in the hectic life of the Decepticons? Or will she be swept aside? The answers to these questions and more inside! OCs will be happening. Please read! I'm lonely... *sniff*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Memories by MrReviewerGuy reviews
Prime remembers our favorite Autobot, Jazz. Just a oneshot drabble, wanted to get it out.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
A New Life, A New Love by MrReviewerGuy reviews
The story before and during GLaDOS' homicidal control over Aperture Science. Sounds awsome already, doesn't it? Well, jump on in and bear witness to my own insanity! GLaDOSxOC
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2010
The Seven Hour War: A Teen's Tale by MoochmasterP reviews
The events of the Seven-Hour War, as portrayed through the eyes of a 13-year-old boy. Rated T for mild language and violence.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Hey There by 9aza reviews
Prequel to Honeymoon. He was alone, she was lonely. He was bored, she was amusing. He was older, she was younger. This is how Starscream met a human named Ms. Bennett. Warning: Fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Master by Sara Jaye reviews
You promised we would be a team forever. Why did you leave us?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Raichu - Complete
A Childhood Misfortune by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Megatron was hoping for a successor. when he comes across a small Sparkling he has the toughest time being the father of a baby Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Prime Numbers and Primes by Starscream-CharSiew reviews
This is what happens when Prowl gets too involved in a teenager's homework. Did I mentino Jazz was around too?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
TFA Warriors by Strix Moonwing reviews
When the medicine cat of ThunderClan, Ratchet, reveals a dire prophecy, four cats from each Clan-Bumblebee, Optimus, Prowl, and Bulkhead- must venture to the city in order to save the forest. However, Megatron and BloodClan are waiting...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED? by nitro3344 reviews
Season 4: The mighty Decepticons haven't given up yet, they still have one more trick and who are these new bots? This is the last chance that the Autobots have to fight against them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Vampire by Havbot reviews
A vampire, werewolf, witch, demon, and werecat, enter the Autobots life and things get really bloody. OPXOC IONXOC BEEXOC RATXOC JAZZXOC Yip Jazz is coming back! :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky
When Decepticons are Bored by Starbee reviews
It all started with a sunny day, a bored Skywarp, and everything going downhill from there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Skywarp
Baby Con by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA universe. After a battling mishap Lugnut is transformed into a sparkling, leaving the Autobots to reluctantly care for him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,401 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Lugnut, Sari S., Megatron - Complete
Humans Don't Have The Right To Live! by Siacheckers reviews
Megatron hates humans. Them and anything to do with them. 7 years after battle city, Megatron is back and his in for a suprise when he meets a young organic with the same idea about the race as him. Warning: Megatron OC No Pairings so far!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Megatron
Humbug by Angry Archer reviews
G1 Christmas Oneshot: Dead End analyzes Christmas and it's traditions. Then he destroys them. /Anti-Christmas fic- you have been warned/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Dead End, Thundercracker - Complete
Needing Me by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
He was all alone. She needed someone to talk to. Maybe organics weren't as bad as they seemed. Movieverse No pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Soundwave - Complete
The New Autobot by MrReviewerGuy reviews
An ex-Decepticon joins the Autobots, but is plagued by mistrust and his own misgivings. This is my first story, so please be gentle!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009
Left 4 Dead: Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: To what degree does sanity remain in the infected? From an outsider's point of view, very little. However, in what is left of their mind, a splinter of humanity endures.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Left 4 Dead: a Survivor's Guide to the Infected by Bloody Koalas reviews
Is your name Zoey, Louis, Francis or Bill? Do you find yourself plagued by relentless Smokers or Hunters? Is life just too hard to bear without a Molotov cocktail? Than this letter is for YOU!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bill, Zoey - Complete
Falling Angels by Tinna Minor reviews
While running from Megatron, Starscream is captured and changed... into a 16 year old Human! Follow him as learns how to deal with human problems and changes his opinion about the human race, well, not really that last part... Rated T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Starscream
Good cop Bad cop A real story by LyricaBelachium reviews
oneshot, 100% real life story with suspicions of a transformer disguised as a police car.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
6:00 by Psychotype reviews
He brushes his teeth, puts on his dress shirt and black pants, and adjusts his tie. It is now 6:15. Louis does not know the world had ended.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Til All Are One by The Perfect Spell reviews
G1, Post TFTM. Going through Ratchet's old things, the Twins stumble upon a notepad addressed to them. TwinsxRatchet. Now a twoshot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Bulletproof by X-Foxxie reviews
When a new Seeker, Shockwave's cousin, is recruited into the Decepticon order, he is placed under the guidance of Slipstream and Skywarp. But they have no idea what this street-raised stranger is capable of. Megatron/Starscream, Slipstream/Skywarp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Poke by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Possible one-shot series about different mech having breakdowns after prolonged exposure to humans. First up, Jazz and Miles. Second... still Jazz and Miles. But a good dose of Sideswipe and the zoo too... this isn't going to end well...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Miles L., Jazz - Complete
The Decepticons Songbird by black dragon reviews
Skywarp decided that he wanted a pet to show off to the other Decepticons. So when he decided to take an American Idol singer or contestant what happens when said bird is forced to sing to stay alive. I don't know crap story for all i care.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,095 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Return of the Rodents by Aethelgythe reviews
This is the sequel to "Ironhide's Revenge". Ironhide is once again forced to face his worst nightmare...Sam's two pit spawned rodents, Mojo and Frankie. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Rabbit by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, 07Movie, not 09 compliant. Miles wasn't afraid of Sam, but still...Sam had an edge to him he hadn’t before. It was like flopping down on the comfy sofa in the basement, and gradually realizing that the odd lump he landed on was a loaded gun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miles L., Sam Witwicky - Complete
Metallic Thoughts, Genetic Memories by dixiegurl13 reviews
Sector Seven has formed a deadly alliance with a well-known terrorist organization in an attempt to eradicate all Cybertronians from Earth. But a young woman and her unlikely Decepticon ally have something to say about that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,991 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Bump in the Backseat by P.A.W.07 reviews
Being the only Decepitcons on Earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn't blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes and jokes, nothing graphic. 07-verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy, Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Playtime by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1 oneshot, a glance into a mirrorverse where the humans are just as twisted as the Autobots. Bumblebee goes to see if Spike wants to play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bumblebee, Spike W. - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Sari VS Sitter by Sarahsorad reviews
TFA: Sari Sumdac didn't like Babysitters, she usually chased them away with ease. But this new Babysitter seems stubborn, she could very well be one of the biggest challenges the 8-year-old has ever faced. Why'd she even need one anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sari S., Starscream - Complete
Master by Mistress Megatron reviews
ROTF Oneshot: There can only be one leader of the Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Megatron, The Fallen - Complete
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Mortal Combat by YourRisingStorm reviews
This story is based on something by Dr Smoov on youtube that I saw and I thought it was hilarious. The language is rather bad especially Chip's mouth. No flames
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Ironhide, Chip C. - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
The Closing of the Book by Northwest Sage reviews
Everyone has an ending.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
28 Optimus Primes by Abandonment Personified reviews
The 28 "character" meme thing... I figured someone else has already done this somewhere, but what the heck, I need to get rid of my writer's block. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Optimus Prime
Megatron vs the Internet by BBailey reviews
It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Bitter Romance by BBailey reviews
Optimus and Elite One try to keep the spice in their relationship despite the hardships that Cybertron is now facing. Also, Megatron's old girlfriend returns...is Starscream jealous?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Insulting Emails, Prank Calls and a Bag of Muffins by AutobotV reviews
Pretty much what the title says...prepare for mayhem! Based loosly off an old comic I made...wasn't very good though but it's on DA if you're interested!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Begging for Mercy by Mistress Megatron reviews
After Cybertron...Trapped in a void beyond time and space, Megatron would do anything to return. What happens when he finds his way back, and it's through a psychopathic human? A series of deadly accidents lead to total chaos. Romance in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,106 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Megatron - Complete
28 Skywarps by Dreamchylde reviews
*G1* 28 shorts centered around our favorite Seeker, Skywarp.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp
Don't Read ThisI'm High by TehMarishal reviews
Now that Sari is a teenager, it's only natural she would want to try out some "adult" things. But events take a turn for the worst when she meets up with Mix and Scrapper. WARNING: Do not read if you are sensitive. Rated M for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Scrapper, Mixmaster - Complete
Nature by randomfics reviews
Unicron knew one thing as he looked into the enraged face. He was in love. With a sentient planet. Crap.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Unicron
Day of the DeceptiKitties by AutobotV reviews
Megatron has come up with his craziest plan yet...to destroy the Autobots with the power of everything cute! Will he succeed or end up being loved by Fan-Girls? COMPLETED!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
The New Neighbors by Vanilla and Chocolate reviews
I swear this is a plot against me. There’s no way the kid in my Chemistry class can be the real Edward Elric, but everything seems to point in that direction. God must hate me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Red in the Sky Is Ours by Limmet reviews
Thundercracker is pleased to have been offered a spot in Megatron’s elite Seeker trine, but he soon finds out that there is always a price to pay. Story ties in with ”Captured” and ”Choies”, but can be read independently.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,181 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
On The Value Of Pets by MeowthTwo reviews
After a battle where Mikaela goes missing Sam tells Bumblebee to leave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Cybertron Science Class by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sequal to Two plus one equals trouble. ratchet tries to get some Ark crew members to do a worm dissection. Poor Ratchet and worms is all I can say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Parental Origins by P.A.W.07 reviews
It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime] Starscream - Complete
See Who I Am by vixen1991 reviews
TFA Aurora hates her life; her father is cruel, her mother is gone and her sister is never there, but that all changes when she meets a certain seeker and soon she leaves her old life for a new one. Please read and review
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Starscream
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
8 Going On 13 by Crystal Persian reviews
Sari's key has caused trouble yet again, but this time... it wasn't her fault! What will the autobots think when they see what happened to Sari? Especially Bumblebee? Sari/Bee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sari S.
Warmongers by Saesama reviews
What if Lucifer was sent to hell, not because he tried to overthrow God, but because no other angel was strong enough for the duty? one-shot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
What It Means To Be Human by chivalry-is-dead reviews
Based After Movie A GMC Topkick kills a family, leaving a girl scarred for life after seeing her parents die then her sister in the after explosion. Can a battlehardened warrior who has an obsession for cannons help her out? Thinking IronhideXOC...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,995 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ironhide
Apple Tree by The Swamp Dragon reviews
Ryuk decides to voice his opinion one day. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
The Best Giant Art Teacher Ever by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA: Bulkhead sees stress, anger and other emotions running his friends into the ground and decides to do something about it. Art-therapy-something-about-it. Rated T for some language in later chapters. Please read Author's Notes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bulkhead
Time To Kill by Northwest Sage reviews
G1: After yet another Decepticon loss by Autobot hands, Starscream confronts Megatron and plans to make this showdown be their final one!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Those Who Could be Saved by AZ1087653 reviews
Wheeljack stumbles on a plane crash and helps the survivor. In later years he wonders if he should have helped her in the beginning or if he did the right thing. Rated because of teenage/child drug use and an underage sexual reference.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Wheeljack - Complete
The Twins' Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
At last, the long awaited sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank". It's the infamous prankster twins...and no one outpranks them and gets away with it! Please R&R! COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sour Grapes by DayDreamer087 reviews
Sam shook his head in denial. “It’s bad enough he’s coming, but he has a family coming with him? There’s a Mrs. Simmons and a mini Simmons out there in the world somewhere! That’s gonna keep me up all night man!”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
A Decepticon Snow Day by BBailey reviews
After being snowed in one cold winter morning, Megatron and Starscream have a heart to heart and then some!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Transformers School by Raven06 reviews
AU Two good friends start their first day at their new school only to find that their teachers bear a strange resemblance to their favorite Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Megatron's secret Lover by BBailey reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Megatron's chambers are heating up with a secret lover...or is it? Don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
A Valentine for Megatron by BBailey reviews
Someone has sent the mighty Megatron an erotic letter...but who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
This is Not Cybertron by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Prowl - Complete
Mustard and Ketchup by Dragowolf reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreak meet preschools, and one preschool has some new names for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Nighttime lullaby by Dragowolf reviews
Jazz's radio is broken. Which means he's having touble recharging and that can lead to problems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bluestreak, Jazz - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Party Like It's 1984 by Arctic Banana reviews
The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Honey and Blood by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
EDITED. Barricade is alone now on Earth and Mikaela seems to be the only human to offer him friendship, while the others shun him out. She teaches him that there are more things sweeter than blood. Mikaela X Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Find Your Light by Zexion666 reviews
Hearts are the light of all that ever was, is, and will be.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Nighty night 'bots by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
Uh, don't ask. Parody of Good night moon, even though it's more based off of the Animaniacs parody. One of the things I did when I was bored. Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Driving License by Toa Karou reviews
A possible one-shot. Autobots learning to drive, anyone?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Cons are getting nothing for Christmas by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
G1, '07 movie and TF animated. Read Author's notes inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Alphabet Soup for the Decepticon Soul by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
Movieverse. Ahh, more Alphabets! No language here, but the Decepticons giving their literacy skills a shot!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
A Halloween Tale by FanFicDude93 reviews
ANIMATED-Here's a tale about Halloween. How the Autobots spend it, esc. Bumblebee. Funny yet scary, mostly fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Forever by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
We all know what happens when a Digimon dies, their data gets reconfigured and they are reborn, but what happens when the Digidestined dies? Slight angst Character death.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Agumon, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
My Medical Hero by LilCharmyBee reviews
07 Movie Verse- Mikaela thinks Optimus and Ironhide hate her. But a little talk with Ratchet might change the way she thinks. MikaelaXRatchet One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Tales From The Insane Asylum by Arctic Banana reviews
To celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2008
Toy Story by Arctic Banana reviews
Have you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
First Person Plural by Starath reviews
TFA Blitzwing speaks his mind. Or rather, all three of them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
To Heal a Soul by Water-smurf reviews
Movieverse When a suicide victim searches desperately for help, she comes across an emergency vehicle, and the person it is may just be the help she needs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
The frumious Bandersnatch by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
-07 movie- Vorns of being frozen can do strange things to a mech. Being frozen in ice, crawled over by meat-ants, and pulled apart and dissected can do even worse. Sam's courage shines, and robots like shiny things. Dystopian AU, mech!Sam the hard way
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Death's Beginning by StormWolf91 reviews
My version of a Death Note epilogue. What happens to Light after his death? Heaven? Hell? Mu? Not quite. NO YAOI!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Father's day for Ratchet by Dragowolf reviews
Sorry it's late.. couldn't be helped. So now that the Dinbots have done something for Wheeljack on Mother's day they know they had to do something for Ratchet on Father's day...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Understanding humans by Mattora reviews
Sam tries to explain human things to Bumblebee. Drabbles on the way
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
No More Tears by Texasrexbobcat reviews
ONE-SHOT A survivor holds up in his home's bathroom. Everyone is gone. He is the only one left. What will he do? Will he survive? Will he die? Will he get infected? You'll have to read to find out.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Anger Management by Dragowolf reviews
Sunstreaker is known for his temper, but at one time he had a way to help control it. But he doesn't remember what it was... good thing someone does! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Punky by Mistress Megatron reviews
Megatron invites the autobots to come listen to his band, the Decepticons, perform. Optimus isn't quite sure just how this is going to go down as he and the autobots agree to accept the invitation. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
All That Jazz by Zexion666 reviews
Amy knew the day was going to be difficult when a giant robot destroyed her house. OC heavy! 2007 movieverse! Yaaaaaay!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,263 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Jazz - Complete
The Ward by Rebelbot reviews
A Dementium: The Ward and Transformers Animated crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008
Bumblebee is Afraid by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Why is Bumblebee afraid? Because Bumblebee thinks that he’s a monster, you see, and he’s afraid that Sam will find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Innocent God by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
A little girl runs away to Silent Hill and is "adopted" by Five Pyramid Heads. They raise her and guard over her. Is she a part of some prophecy? Help to continue this is welcome. I ended it for now.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Squishy by Liona Skycat reviews
It's not every day your partner is mysteriously transformed into a human. Won't this just be a bundle of fun for Barricade and Frenzy? NOTE: To returning readers, all chapters have been revised.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Starscream's Christmas by Punk Autobot reviews
The Holidays are here, and as Starscream waits on Earth for Decepticon reinforcements to arrive, he finds a fun way to amuse himself . . . fun for him, anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Decepticon's Serenity by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
movieverse2007 The decepticons world gets flipped on its head when one little femme is adopted by Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
Manic Madness by My Other Car Is A Decepticon reviews
A collection of crackfics involving everyone's favorite Transformers. Bee gets a tummy rub, Sunny crushes on Megatron and Frenzy kills a priest... What the hell?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2007
Vigil by CasusFere reviews
In the wake of Mission City, Skorponok comes back online to find his world forever changed...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Desu Nöto by Light-kun reviews
Everyone knows the story of Light Yagami and his Death Note. However, what would have happened had L been the one to find the Death Note? Updated 25 August 2007! Short Story
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - L, Ryuk
What Has Happened To Ravage? by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S1 - Why is Ravage unconscious in the middle of a corridor?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Are You the ToothFairy? by Ray of Starlight reviews
Do you remember waiting up at night for the ToothFairy? Sophie does and unlike other kids, she acutally met him. Inspired by the ToothFairy Girl scene with Ironhide. Please review!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
Simmons on a Joy Ride by Mistress Megatron reviews
2007 Movie Yet again Agent Simmons is having bad luck as he and Frenzy accidentally get into the wrong cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Smelly Cheeseburger by Mistress Megatron reviews
Megatron's return letter to Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Smelly Hamburger by Mistress Megatron reviews
Starscream decides to write a letter to Megatron telling the decepticon leader exactly how he feels about him. Nonslash and it's a oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Inuyasha meets Family Guy by CoWz-In-GrAsS reviews
Inuyasha and gang decide to poke a magical time rift with a stick and they end up in Family Guy! See Kagome and Meg's fight over Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru is on TV! CHAPTER 11 is up!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
A Bot's Best Friend by DesertCat87 reviews
G1: Sideswipe finds a stray dog and gives him a home. If Sunstreaker will allow it anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2005
Bird in a Cage by Stormy1x2 reviews
Starscream is a prisoner of the Autobots and he's slowly going nuts. Will anyone show him any compassion until negotiations for his freedom are complete? Well...maybe one. Wonder what 'Screamer will think of that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2005
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005
Last Straw by Farla reviews
It isn't always a big thing that makes a pokemon snap. Sometimes, it's just all the little ones.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Raichu - Complete
Starscream and the Drones by Lexicon reviews
Starscream uses a 'unique' method to dispose of the drones that are meant to replace him. Featured in the Botcon 97 magazine and received votes for Best Fanfic Ever and Funniest Fanfic Ever in the Trannie 2000 Awards.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2001
Energon Tasting by Lexicon reviews
The Decepticon cassettes discover that some energon is for the birds...and not Laserbeak!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2001
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Open Your Eyes reviews
Three Pokemon escape a world of dark pain from Team Rocket. Old lives failed them, so they return to erase them. Meeting new friends along the way, they go to destroy the Rocket base for good, an unknown dark force lingering over the planet. RaichuxMeowth
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Raichu, Meowth/Nyarth
Hearalds
One of Unicron's hearalds crash lands in a field with two humans. With his dying breath he bestows his power unto them to finish Unicron's bidding. Time will tell if powered humans will survive and destroy in the name of Unicron or be stopped by Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010
Dove reviews
Dove was an outcast, a freak of nature. All she has is God and Transformers. After leaving home, she finds that TFs are truly real! Now stuck in a war between good and evil, she must carry out her destiny and save the Universe before Dcons end everything
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Eternal reviews
A girl with a troubled past gains an unlikely friendship with a Decepticon. In the end, in their darkest hour, they learn that their friendship, and more, will remain forever eternal. Bonds are tested, secrets unfold, and demons emerge. BaricadexOC 07film
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,919 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Barricade
Tomorrow Never Dies reviews
During an invasion by a Con at school, a girl is taken by a mech who thinks she could be used for the Con cause. As a new force threatens to destroy the Cybertronians and Humanity, she must help her new family, their enemies, & planet to save the Universe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010
Stargazer reviews
A girl was always a loner, hating her own race. One day, she comes across an amazing find, a race of alien robots. Now, an outcast who always watched the stars and wished for something better has to find where she belongs in a ancient war of good vs. evil
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Starscream
I Used to Know You So Well reviews
For MRG's story, A New Perspective. It's just showing the love Amy and Nova have for eachother, but are too afraid to show it. They used to know eachother so well, but so much has changed between them... It will take courage for their love to come true.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
The New Breed reviews
With the Dcons seemingly defeated, all life seems to be going well for humans and Cybertronians alike. The peace is broken when a new breed of superhuman hybrids escape from Sector 13. Now only time can tell if humans and TFs alike will be slaughtered...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010
Mine reviews
Megatron, disgusted by the daily life of humans in a particular city, decides to show them who their master is. He lets them suffer his wrath and shows them that they, and everything else, belongs to one being: Megatron. A must for Megatron fanatics.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Megatron - Complete
Christmas In Disguise! reviews
The real operation behind X-Mas, and Santa Clause: Santa Prime. A hilariously crazy fic explaning how the awesome Christmas holiday REALLY works...in disguise, with giant alien robots! Christmas Carol included! You know you want to read...do it! XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
My Daughter reviews
Optimus Prime loved his only daughter. She was taken from him and he fought for her. For the first time ever, he failed. This shows how he felt without her... It hurt so much, he could hardly bear it. He had to fight the darkness and learn to live again..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Vampires reviews
It's Halloween night, and real vampires from another planet have come to Earth to take all of the beings' energy. Will the Autobots be able to stop the powerful beings before they kill everyone on earth including them? A battle will ensue for Earth's life
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
The Story Game: Soundwave's Most Epic Fun Day Ever reviews
TOTAL CRACK FIC. A game that whitedino made up and we played. This is the result. Mostly random, but it centers around Soundwave. Please read...it's just too funny not to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
Small Gifts reviews
Multiple poems and songs that are dedicated as small gifts to different Transformers. Pays homage to different parts of their personality and beliefs. Please read, for you will enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
End of the World reviews
What if the Decepticons had won the world and Sam was Megatron's pet? Sam, sick of his life as a pet, attempts to escape from his Hell and explore the new 'Con Earth and see if there ever were any undetected survivors. What will happen to the last human?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sam Witwicky
Faith reviews
When the Decepticon Seeker trio becomes bored, they go into the city and begin to destroy it for fun, but Skywarp nabs a new pet along the way... Life with a fleshy is very different, but can she honestly change the Decepticons' perspective?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Urban Legends reviews
The Autobots & Decepticons decide to explore differnet Urban Legends that have accumaulated through human history. Who knows what scary and funny things they will find? Bloody Mary, The Death Car, and more legends shall be revealed by our favorite robots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Last Smile reviews
It's been a while since Prowl died, and everyone is grieving sorrowfully. See how all of the Autobots feel about their lost friend, how they deal with his noble death and how his spirit comes back to help out. Sad fic. Dedicated to TFA Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Prowl - Complete
The Metallikato Guide reviews
have you ever wished you knew how to fight Metallikato style? Now you can! Extensive guide on everything Metallikato from what it is to using it. All real. Very interesting, true, and informational.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009
Ask Optimus! reviews
ever had a question you wanted to ask the big cheese of the Autobots? This is your chance! Q&A with the big guy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Optimus Prime
Running reviews
A short poem about the Maniac. What Maniac thinks about and how he feels when running. FYI: It takes place before the end of the book. Please read it!
Maniac Magee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Maniac M. - Complete
Jason's One reviews
Jason Vorhees, demented killer of Crystal Lake has found..LOVE! During a killing, Jason finds someone he truly loves. One of the only people he's ever loved. Jason's One. What will happen in an unlikely couple's horrific romance?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2009
Death Note: L Change the World reviews
What if L had found Ryuk's Death Note? How would he use it? See how L will change the world in an alternate continuity. My own Death Note revised/alternate series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2009 - L
Vengeance reviews
After Frenzy's sudden death, Rumble becomes demented. He becomes a bloodthirsty killing machine bent on revenge. Only time will tell if a pint sized punk will live... or die. Sequel to The Lost Brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rumble
WWII: TF Style reviews
On distant Cybertron, a deadly war is occuring. Megatron Hitler is attempting to destroy all autobots and purify Cybertron. Will his plan work? Will all Autobots die? Find out in the epic tale of WWII and TF mixed together...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009
Will You Hold My Servo? reviews
Happy Valentine's Day! There is love in the air for Optimus Prime and Elita-One, so how will they spend a romantic evening out? Read to find out! G1 fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
The Cybertron Ultimate Spelling Bee reviews
The title says it all. Even if you don't want to, read it anyways. The ending is funny! My own one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Lost Brother reviews
When Frenzy is fatally injured in battle, what will happen to Rumble? Rumble's life will change forever, and it will seem as if he has lost everything. Short, but sad G1 fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Weakness reviews
Megatron encounters a human youngling that reminds him of his youngling self...and his evil creator. Is this Megatron's weakness? Why Megatron is so evil fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Megatron - Complete
If You Give a Bot Bad Energon reviews
The twins give Ironhide some high grade with a special touch. Then, Ironhide's life becomes ruined. Hilarious, but not slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Seductress reviews
A new Decepticon femme called the Seductress has shown up at the Nemesis. Will she seduce and destroy Megatron, take over leadership of the Decepticons, and find true love? Only one way to find out... G1 fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009
Otherworld reviews
Sylvia Linkson has finally escaped from her perverted kidnapper. During her escape she is accidentally pulled into the demonic town of Silent Hill. Now, every second is a fight for survival and she knows not who she can trust to help her make it out alive
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
The Beauty Pageant reviews
The real reason Megatron went to war with the Autobots. Go to image search and google in Princess Megatron to see the picture! So funny!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009
Nobody Understands Blitzwing reviews
Nobody understands the crazy, annoying decepticon. This might help. Yet, it may scare you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Blitzwing - Complete
To Always Win reviews
Edward and Alphonse Elric learn that the good guys don't always win. Especially when Winry Rockbell is kidnapped by the Homunculi. Will the brothers be able to change fate?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009
Truth reviews
Edward Elric's point of view on his life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
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