Tippi.Hates.Birds
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Joined 12-30-08, id: 1785953, Profile Updated: 09-06-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I love Harry Potter and I love Twilight, but I generally don't admit that sort of thing, because quite frankly the majority of fans are fanatics and they scare me.

Music I Love: Andrew Bird, Blue Merle, My Morning Jacket, M Ward, She & Him, Monsters of Folk, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Fleet Foxes, Belle and Sebastian, New Pornographers, Regina Spektor, Alexi Murdoch, musicals, bluegrass, 80s pop.

Authors I Love: Jeffrey Eugenides, Jonathan Safran Foer, Chuck Palahniuk, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, William Faulkner, Kurt Vonnegut, Harper Lee, Laura Esquivel, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stephen Chbosky, Mark Haddon, Judy Blume, etc.

Other Things I Love: Modcloth, NPR, Bon Iver, making fun of hipsters, sporadically writing fanfiction, reviews.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 623,004 - Reviews: 27402 - Favs: 15,392 - Follows: 14,196 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Emmett's Question by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Emmett has a question, and he really wants to get it answered but it seems like no one has time for his silliness.Will he find our what he wanted to know? -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; ā€œIā€™m assuming this note came from the book thief?ā€ - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
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Bella's Notes reviews
She's only human! Bella is bored at school. Notes with Edward, Alice, et al. Exclamation marks galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009
ManManLady Threesomes reviews
Kindly read the Author's Note for an explanation of my Post-War Universe. Hermione hates to be babysat, even if it is for her own good. A tale of mail and insufferable males and perhaps a hint of romance? Only time will tell!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Bella's Watching WHAT? reviews
Bella has another secret... What has she been watching? Edward is determined to find out, and Bella is determined to keep it to herself. What is Bella watching that she needs to keep a secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Guilty Pleasure reviews
Bella's got a secret, and Edward finds out. What is it? Bella's a teenybopper. How will Edward take this devastating news? A/N: Love the teenybop scene. It's jammin.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snuggies! reviews
Bella buys a Snuggie and explains their positive points to Edward. Cute! I don't own Snuggies or Twilight. It's a blanket with arms!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete