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Hi. I'm NixRegina. You can call me Nix. My dA is here. Tumblr is here. Come visit me.

I'm English and live in the UK.

I'm bad at reviewing things and normally can't be bothered unless I particularly like a story.

At school my favourite subjects are Latin, Spanish and art.

Feel free to ask stuff. I don't bite (mostly).

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7396 - Favs: 11,573 - Follows: 12,731 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,591 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,167 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Far From Home by Little Kunai reviews
Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,020 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Konan
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Pink and Green by The Fallen Empress reviews
AU. "This is Sakura," Fugaku said. "She will be part of this family from now on." Sasuke then wondered how pink and green could possibly look good together as it looked good on her. - SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,033 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Black Ember by Sianascera reviews
In a world similar to our own a war has been going on for centuries, neither side able to claim the final victory. In the midst of this, a young Lord loses his family and swears to get his revenge. With the help of an ancient beast he sets out on a journey to find and punish the murderer of his parents. But the dragon demands a price... Dragon!DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,392 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
All That You Are by The Last Letter reviews
It doesn't matter that he is broken and she is dreamy. He loves her and she loves him. Druna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
My Heart Has Been Transfigured by Galythia reviews
This is a collection of Pottertalia fics that I'll be writing here and there as inspiration takes me. The first fic is for Sweethearts Week, but there will be more in the future that I will add to this. I ship them in all houses, and as professors or as students, so you've been warned! I'll always put their positions/background at the top. (Rated M for some smut)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,177 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - America, England/Britain
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Friends and Enemies by daro-jesse reviews
Draco/Luna. Draco Malfoy has been ordered to kill Albus Dumbledore - an impossible task. How far will Draco go to save himself? Can he convince the sainted Harry Potter to believe in him? And what happens if he falls in love with his most unlikely ally in Dumbledore's Army - Luna Lovegood? Set at the beginning of HPB. (Previously published under my former pen name, jessedaro.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,715 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 8,106 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Follow Me by fanaticfanfictionwriter reviews
Mathieu signs up for a Tumblr account and follows an interesting person. Could this person become more than a "follower"? Side pairings: USUK and Spamano. Based off of Ask Me Anything. Rated T for language and sexuality.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 208 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred Jones and the Overprotective Prefect by noki4 reviews
AU fusion with Harry Potter. "This was the year Alfred Jones - the Boy Who Didn't Die - came to Hogwarts."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vinland by Blaue Schwertlilie reviews
There were a thousand little things - word choice, knowledge of things he shouldn't have been present for - which gave away that Matthew was older than he looked. Based on the idea that Canada is Vinland. Contains France, UK, USA, Prussia, Nordics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
Unpredictable by Paris in December reviews
Seven dramatic moments in the volatile relationship of Regulus Black and Severus Snape. Written for the HPFC 'Competition' Challenge. Slash. Chapters: 9/7. Potion Shop series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Regulus B., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Love Walks In by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
A Competition of Coolness by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Random story about how Dumbledore has to decide who is cooler, Draco Malfoy or Sasuke Uchiha. Kind of really random, dumb and pointless, but there you go.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Draco M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6255 - Favs: 11,248 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 265 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 180 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 5,964 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 347 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.