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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Bones.

I mostly read Harry Potter, Bones, the Mentalist, and House, M.D., although sometimes I look at Star Wars or Terry Pratchett.

I mostly read romance and humor. I'm not big on angst (Ironically, many of my stories seem to contain traces of it.). Parodies are good only if they're very clever or very subtle. Anyone can make up a really stupid story and call it a parody.

I write very sloooooowwlly. I have not abandoned any story unless I so indicate, but it may be a while before I update. Sorry about that.

The thing most likely to throw me off a story is bad grammar/spelling/usage. There is a spell check. The site guidelines even say that spell checking is your responsibility. If I make an error regarding grammar/spelling/usage, I want to be corrected. I will thank you for correcting me, as long as it's done respectfully. However, if you're not sure, don't bother, since the only thing that bugs me more than incorrect grammar in my writing is when people condescendingly correct me and then turn out to be wrong.
If I am guilty of a Mary-Sue or very OOC people, tell me so I can fix it, since the idea makes me cringe.
If my plot is unclear or totally unbelievable (give me broad license with plausibility, please) and it is not a drabble, please tell me.
If anything is wrong with my story, TELL ME!! I will try the best I can to fix it.
There is an exception to this. If my story just doesn't suit your personal taste (e.g. it's slash and that offends you), I don't want to hear it. If you don't like the pairing, pm me. Present your arguments and I will present mine.
Regarding others' stories, I myself will follow these guidelines to the best of my ability.


My Stories

Completed Works

Bones

Home- Zack found a home at the Jeffersonian.

Harry Potter

A Nod and a Smile- An Angelina/Blaise one-shot based on a challenge.
Balm- Ten short chapters in Hermione's relationship with Ginny.
Brilliant- Snape sees Hermione as "brilliant but delusional." Written for a challenge.
Cranes- Draco folds birds.
Golden-a Hermione/Narcissa oneshot written for a challenge.
Jealousy- Ron/Lavender oneshot. Short and sweet(ish).
Misunderstood- Harry/Ron drabble.
Neville- Hermione muses about her dead husband. Written for a challenge.
Paean to Eros- A series of Fleur/Hermione drabbles that form a story.
Precedence- a short about Hermione and Mrs. Malfoy
The Curious Incident of the Dream in the Nighttime- HPHG drabble.

Works in Progress
Life Experiences- A challenge fic. 100 oneshots based on different verbs. If you (understandably) don't wish to read all of them, I recommend Chapters 2 (Cry), 7 (Scream), and 9 (Giggle).
The List- A desperate Draco tries to clean up his act. Hermione plots.
Purity-Ginny/Narcissa
On the Origin of Emotions
- takes you through SSHG growth
Shades of Grey- A long and not very plausible Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle story that I started because of an idea in my head that wouldn't go away, and because there aren't enough of this pairing out there. Has become my baby, if I had a baby that I loved but neglected.
Things Past- Snape/Hermione romance based around the castle.

Favorite Quotes

"I was searching the Continent for the Deathly Hallows—you wouldn't know about those, of course, but they're a bit like Chocolate Frogs cards, except when you collect them all you get to become Master of Death." -from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles

"And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River." -from the summary for The Nothing Fights by EmmandEnn

"'Right,' Bill repeated, eying the pictures of Fleur on his desk to remind himself that his wife was worth having a desk job. A desk job working alongside Hermione Granger, who firmly believed that taking shortcuts while doing paperwork was the fourth Unforgivable." -from Matchmaker by kalina-blue

(A parody of cliched DM/HP stories, describing Draco Malfoy's eyes) "Emerald locked with silver. Or mercury. Or lithium. Potassium. Magnesium. Calcium. Or any of the silver-coloured metals in the periodic table. You get your pick." -from When Emerald met Silver by Ihatenicknames

"Ron shook his head sadly. 'Poor bloke's lost it. You're paying for the medical facility.' Hermione rolled her eyes. 'That's not funny.' 'Oh, you're right. He's loaded. He can pay for it himself.' 'That's better.' Hermione looked back down at her book." -from How to Kill Harry Potter Easy Version by Smurfey

"Draco didn’t understand why all of his best-laid plans always had to go directly to hell. He at least would have liked to take the scenic route every once in a while. Was that really too much to ask?" -from Christmas Spirit by Tierfal

"In general, he preferred his mother, being that she never hit him, hadn’t encouraged him to destroy the world and never suggested the drinking of muggles' blood. He rather adored her for this." -from Hermione Malfoy by superscar

“'Now there’s no need to be alarmed!' Hagrid roared comfortingly, 'Kelpies’re only dangerous if you’re a bit stupid, see?'
'Your friends are dead,' Draco murmured to Hermione... Hermione...could think of nothing to say as a retort, as she rather suspected he had a point." -from Not Applicable by snappleducated

"As usual, Neville Longbottom had just slid down the last flight of stairs and was currently looking for his toad- again, Hermione Granger was yet consumed by an extremely large and boring volume which hid a tinier book within titled: How To Nab Your Sexy Potions Master, The Matured Yet Irresistible DADA Professor, or when all else fails, The Misunderstood Evil Blonde Guy, Harry Potter was going off again with Ron Weasley talking about how it’s so hard being the guy everybody loved and how he supposedly doesn’t want all the attention, Colin Creevy still looking like paper and right about ready to faint from being only ten seats away from his idol, and of course, and of course, Filch and Mrs. Norris practically hopping their way towards their seats after a suspicious ten minute long stay in one of the broom closets." -from WHEN MUGGLES ATTACK! by distorted prep queen

"Hermione was looking forward to dinner that night with as much enthusiasm as conversos must have looked forward to the Spanish Inquisition..." -from Heart Over Mind by Regann

"Severus Snape steeled himself for battle before apparating to Malfoy Manor a few days later. Lucius hadn't sent him a Howler. He'd sent him a dinner invitation, which was about twenty times worse." -from Bonds of Matrimony by gnrkrystle

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Clash of the Conjurers by llorolalluvia reviews
In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,395 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30085 - Favs: 16,334 - Follows: 14,437 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protection by agentmoppet reviews
In the months after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort's true goal for the Deathly Hallows. SLASH HPDM, RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Soft Spot by Kay Ross reviews
"I'll only let you tutor me with my studies if you let me teach you Quidditch. No deal otherwise." The redhead gave Hermione the most serious look she could muster while fighting off giggles. The last thing Ginny expected was for Hermione to say 'yes'. Looks like Hermione has a soft spot. Hermione/Ginny! A bit of drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,883 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Spring's Chosen by artemisgirl reviews
A golden unicorn appearing on the Malfoy grounds sends the Manor into a flurry of activity, to the confusion of one Draco Malfoy. It's just a unicorn that happens to be gold - isn't it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey by Black Boxed reviews
Ginny was always supposed to be his girl, but sometimes things don't go the way they're supposed to... [Harry/Hermione/Ginny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11254 - Favs: 8,274 - Follows: 6,389 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Good Boy by anoesis reviews
Hermione would never have been able to replace Crookshanks. Thankfully, it seemed she wouldn't need to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Beginning and The End by Exceeds Expectations reviews
"Lilies are my favourite," she says, and Draco squeezes her hand. She doesn't know that they are already dead, and he doesn't have the heart to tell her. /AU, disability!fic, blind!Ginny. For Ali.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Starched Cuffs by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,947 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
More Things in Heaven and Earth by Wild Magelet reviews
There were few things that Hermione Granger would not do for a chance to view the book collection of the late treasure hunter and philanthropist Begonia Madden. She was even prepared to accompany the habitually surly Professor Snape on an overnight trip to the Highlands. Really, how awful could it possibly be? (SS/HG; epilogue of DH disregarded.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Droxy's Folly by stgulik reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort defeated Harry Potter, the Minister for Magic makes Hermione Granger an offer she cannot refuse - become a spokesperson for the new regime, or rot in prison. Can she complete her own agenda? Co-written by teddyradiator and stgulik for the 2012 het bigbang challenge. AU. Major character death. Mind the M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,717 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Office Scandal by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
There's a bet going around the office. Draco isn't pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Inspiration by Exceeds Expectations reviews
He leaves his sketches unfinished and he never meets your eyes when you ask why. Until one day, when he whispers, "I need to find my muse. I think it might have been her, Shay." And you bite back a sort of laugh/sob and say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Tell Her I Love Her by Gamma Orionis reviews
Hermione finds Ginny in tears. Ginny says it's because she loves someone, but can't tell them. Written for Round One of WiccanWeasley101's Fanfic Factor Competition on the HPFC forum and the January 9th Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Witch Weekly: The Proposal Edition by whoufflescribe reviews
An issue of Witch Weekly causes discussion at the Burrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dual Deception by waterbaby134 reviews
Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You Don't Love Me by roxyrainbow reviews
Hermione's long time lover speaks the words 'I love you.' Hermione's reaction is not expected and Narcissa sets out to prove her love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Followed by FiveSecondsOfCrazy reviews
"A jaunt around the courtyard, back to the library, a quick dart through the shelves before exiting, and a stealthy journey to the kitchens before heading back to the courtyard. He's good. 'Did you need something, Malfoy'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ladies Worth a Hundred Words by Estella May reviews
Fifty 100 word drabbles about ladies in the Potterverse. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Rose W., Cho C. - Complete
One Iced Ferret by CeliaEquus reviews
Another challenge! "Why did you name an ice cream after me?" Draco bellowed. "Oh," Bill said, nodding. "You're referring to the Iced Ferret Sundae, aren't you?" What's going on at the Phoenix Ice Creamery? Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,257 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
An Inspector Calls by Hannah-1888 reviews
Educational reform was not welcome to Professor Snape, and it most certainly wasn't welcome in the form of Hermione Granger! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,256 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Defense of a Vulcan by Aldora89 reviews
Three times that Spock said nothing when crew members made snide comments about his Vulcan-ness, and one time that Kirk stood up for him. From the STXI kink meme, but it ended up feeling more TOS to me.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Cause of Death, Fries, and Couches by dreamscholar reviews
Zach and Dr. Brennan stay late at work. Could be romance if you want it to be.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Zach A., T. Brennan - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by lokiyan reviews
Angela is bummed about a new lab tech and Jack doesn't like it when the women talk behind closed doors. Silly little one-shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
Another Man's House by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU EWE. Love for Snape has always been like looking in the windows of another man's house. A pensive threnody with a touch of hope. Complete in one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Be Mine by the midnight rhapsody reviews
Because Temperance Brennan refuses to get caught up in the delusional ideology behind Valentine's Day, she spends the night in the lab with her bones and the disgusting – but strangely addicting – candy hearts Angela gave her. And Zack. *Z/B.*
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - T. Brennan, Zach A. - Complete
Post Prank Progression by TheAmethystRiddle reviews
Lucas really had no idea what he'd missed. Has no relation to the Snow Patrol song of a similar name, and uninformative summaries are uninformative. House/Wilson slash. One-shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/10/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Entirely Unromantic by Nanaho-Hime reviews
In which Lucius Malfoy is entirely unromantic. Involves kissing in the rain and the accoutrements attached. NarcissaLucius for a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Very Hungry Caterpillar The House Version by hawaii5063 reviews
Something is happening to House - very, very slowly. Slash, Established Relationship
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No Chicks or Booze by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Maybe we should give the whole gay thing a try. Unless you’re too chicken,” House said with a light tone and playful waggle of his eyebrows. A collection of connected ficlets based on Whose Line Is It Anyway? games.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Snape & Sympathy by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Hermione realizes that her relationship is going nowhere, she chooses to drown her irritation in coffee and a book—ends up running into the one person who has no compunctions about making his opinions known.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Past Pride by MissBates reviews
It's been the same story ever since P&P was published 200 years ago: arrogant jerk meets self-confident girl, and said girl puts him in his place. Can he change enough to change her mind? Chapter 18 up, completed! Spoilers for Season 5 and Season 6.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,245 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dickens' First Christmas by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
She's so interminably, infuriatingly nice, when he's always been attracted to the naughtier types. But somehow she's gotten under his skin, into his bloodstream like a drug resistant virus. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
A New Divide by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When Wilson inadvertantly wishes he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where that is true.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Toil & Trouble by cathedral carver reviews
Truthfully, he’d always rather regretted the teeth comment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost by FirstMateBunny reviews
Hermione thinks Draco is getting lost in some unfamiliar territory. Second in the Ego Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ego by FirstMateBunny reviews
Draco and Hermione bond over his Ego. First in the Ego Series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Advice by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Professor, I was wondering, could I ask you something?" "Of course, Draco. Anything." DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The godfather by Marisol31180 reviews
Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part. Takes place after book 7, but with some important changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Stare Fear in the Face by KookieEvans reviews
Professor Snape teaches a Boggart lesson to Harry's class. However, things take a turn for the unexpected when Snape faces the Boggart and he sees a person he never expected to see again. Snape/Lily, some Snape/Hermione. After Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Musings Upon Parchment by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Hermione has a few thoughts about her relationship with one Severus Snape and, being Hermione, she puts pen to parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Stranger's Kindness by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Hermione Granger always knew that her life was on hold for Harry's cause, but a gesture of kindness from a mysterious stranger will soon begin to change her mind. AU, HGSS, In response to a 'Daddy Long-Legs' WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mysterious Distance by Bad Mum reviews
It is Bill, my Bill, whom I love with my heart and soul and self, and that it truly does not matter what he looks like." Bill's attack from Fleur's POV. For the Different Perspective Challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Awful Nice by hipgnosis reviews
House takes advantage of Cameron's 'terminal niceness' by asking for a big favor-pretend to be his girlfriend in order to keep Bill Arnello Mob Rule from setting him up on a blind date.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Closure by Hollow Nightmare reviews
In the end, it comes down to a choice between Lisbon or Red John. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Gannet reviews
Lucius and Narcissa host a dinner party that has a murder. Severus is a guest. Hermione is the Auror in charge of the investigation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Term of Endearment by ch19777 reviews
Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Subtleties by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Snape does not have an appointment, Hermione is enraged, and subtlety is seemingly abandoned. AU to Snape's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When I Come To You by Tumble Down reviews
He’s in her office doorway, leaning against the frame with his hands in his pockets and grinning as always; the cat that got the canary, she thinks...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Deathly Hallows in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
You know the plot of that book right? Here it is again only a bit faster! A parody in script form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Sweet Lemonade by Caitrin reviews
Hermione/Ginny -- Ginny is not what Hermione's parents worried about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ten Things by LooneySocks reviews
Ron puts together a list of the ten things Hermione doesn't know about him. Then, Hermione configures her own. Bit 'o fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another ABC Story by darkest.Quasar reviews
Just in case you weren't sick of them yet, here's another DMHG ABC story/thing. Review please, critism/comments not necessarily in that order welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First Impressions, or Miss Elizabeth Was a Redhead by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Finally, another Draco/Ginny Christmas fic! Based on Jane Austen's “Pride and Prejudice,” though I take quite a few liberties . This is a post-OOTP A/U fic, though it has a number of parallels to books six and seven. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape by frodogenic reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Into Girls by Tierfal reviews
Artists are sexy, Dean is sweet, and Ginny is not into girls. Ginny/Hermione, fluffy and sardonic at turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
The Cloak by insaneprincess reviews
ONE SHOT, Sequel to Nail Polish, though it's not necessary to read to understand. "She glanced down nervously to where Harry was pointing in horror to the silver serpent insignia. Of course, he had to notice." Hermione wears Draco's cloak to lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nail Polish by insaneprincess reviews
He gaped as he stared at her nails – green, silver, green silver… Why on earth was Hermione Granger wearing Slytherin nail polish? Dramione ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Han Solo and the Princess by LASOS reviews
The five times Han Solo proposes to Leia Organa.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Excuses by Jen89 reviews
When Chase gives Cameron the chance to decide, once and for all, who she wants to be with, who will she choose? The safe bet Chase or the unpredictable House? This follows Cameron as she makes her choice.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,995 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version by Elliot Green reviews
How do you storm Voldemort's castle? How many people do you need? A thousand? No! All you need is two! And all you really need is a clipboard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Dangers of Overhearing by Tierfal reviews
Remus Lupin has always had a knack for being in the wrong place at precisely the right time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13593 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Acceptance by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
She was smiling when she said the two words that made him a legend in the history of oncology. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
It Fits by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Their relationship is unconventional, but in the end, it fits. House/Cuddy/Wilson threesome. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Trevor the Toad, Matchmaker by Tierfal reviews
Luna is wondrous, and Neville is... himself. That is, hopeless, in every sense of the word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Allegory by Pen Against Sword reviews
Hermione returns a borrowed object. Snape teaches her once again. Disregarding DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting to Break by Duckie Nicks reviews
He needs a team for everything, even this. House, Wilson, and Cuddy embark on a complicated relationship. But will House's addiction come between them?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
Harry Potter Must Share the Title with Remus Lupin by Tierfal reviews
A nice guy who finishes first. An endearing lycanthropephile. A surprisingly sensible idiot. An obsessive compulsive organizer. A chemist who needs a vacation. A womanizing ghost... Oh, and that Potter kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,257 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3401 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like a Cocoon by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Luna imagines that everyone falls in love with their best friend, at least a little. She just happened to fall a bit harder than most. Of course, that was mostly because her best friend was Ginny Weasley. GinnyLuna femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Beauty by dogstar-ebony reviews
They say every bride is beautiful on her wedding day. Lily Evans was not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Or it's Me by Tyleet27 reviews
“I think it’s sad,” Hermione said abruptly, and Ron turned to give her a look, squashed tomato decorating his right cheekbone like someone had decided to carve out his freckles, one by one. HRHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Contradictio in Terminis by silent-voices reviews
Luna does no justice to her name. FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Artifice And Illusion by Gannet reviews
Mrs. Weasley wants to marry her daughter to a wealthy Pureblood, but no careful planning can achieve what all the participants are loathe to accomplish... HGDM, HGLM, DMGW, RWRos, NBSS. Bits and parts borrowed from Jane Austen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Faulty Fellytonny by Dragon of the lost world reviews
Ron and Harry try to make a telephone call from a phone booth, but it backfires badly. RonHermione, One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Lamentations of Draco Malfoy by melzx03 reviews
Draco laments about his lovelife or lack thereof and the Gryffindors he finds himself associated with. One shot DMHG, sequel is now up, first HP fic. Be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody But You by Caroline reviews
[BB, spoilers for 'Two Bodies in the Lab'] Temperance is out to dinner with David when it hits her. [oneshot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Fair Question by BookwormKiwi reviews
House asks himself something that everyone else has. HouseCam
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Spiral Patterns by Ijemanja reviews
A one night stand, and everything after. CameronCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - L. Cuddy, A. Cameron - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
On the Outside by goodomen reviews
Harry doesn't think there's much point to his being gay. He can't have regular sex, he can't have children, and he can't tell his best friend he's in love with him. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Can Hurt As Well by Strega Brava reviews
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage...even if it is not acted upon. HarryHermioneSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mighty Paradox by Emmyjean reviews
Ginny and Harry's thoughts during the same Quidditch match. Now updated with Part Two!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Purity reviews
Ginny is just trying to get on with her life, but avoiding her memories is proving hard and Narcissa Malfoy, intent on regaining her footing in society, is going to make it harder. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ginny W., Narcissa M.
Things Past reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year. Snape is waspish, and Dumbledore is Dumbledore. A new project is in the works that will change lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Miraculous
Ginny/Hermione drabble, short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Damage Control reviews
Pansy is taking a class to learn about Muggles and Hermione is her instructor. They spend time in the Muggle world together and each gets an education out of it. Femmeslash. The premise is cliched; I hope the story won't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Pansy P.
Saying Please reviews
Pansy Parkinson accosts Ginny Weasley in a deserted alley. Things go downhill from there. This is a femmeslash drabble for a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Ginny W., Pansy P. - Complete
Golden reviews
After the final battle, Hermione could use a little comfort. So could Narcissa Malfoy, as it turns out. Oneshot femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Life Experiences reviews
Series of random ficlets. Various characters, but Hermione or Ginny will appear in many. Says romance but really different genres. Pick and choose which to read as you wish; they're self-contained. Some very light slash and femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Shades of Grey reviews
Hermione goes back in time to find information to help the light win the war. A mishap leaves her stranded in 1943. Trying to find a way back, she strikes up a kind of sort of friendship with one Tom Riddle. Fairly dark. HBP compliant, but AU for DH. Rating for adult themes rather than smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,430 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Return to Sender reviews
Dr. Granger writes a letter, which Draco reads. Romance only if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Precedence reviews
Gratitude takes strange forms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Curious Incident of the Dream in the Nighttime reviews
Hermione has a dream. HGHP drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Balm reviews
Ten moments in a relationship. Ginny/Hermione semi-drabbles, with Hermione as the central character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
On the Origin of Emotions reviews
Hermione grows up. Snape watches it happen. Eventually a romance. Should be fairly long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cranes reviews
Draco's got himself a metaphor. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Paean to Eros reviews
Hermione is the new Arithmancy and Ancient Runes teacher at Hogwarts; Fleur is teaching Defense against the Arts. Neither is happy, but they may get along better than they realize. Mild femmeslash is responsible for T rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Home reviews
Home is where the heart is. Zack doesn't know it, but his heart is at the Jeffersonian. Set after "The Pain in the Heart."
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Zach A., T. Brennan - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Ron has always been the jealous type. Woe to the clueless interloper! Lav-Lav speaks all of three words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Ron W., Lavender B. - Complete
Misunderstood reviews
Harry and Ron are seriously misunderstood, and Ginny and Hermione are smug. Rated T simply because a boy loves a boy. This contains nothing graphic, just a bit of fluff. Slash, cliches, and tricolon abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Brilliant reviews
Severus sees Hermione as "brilliant but delusional." Not happy, but not entirely sad, either. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Neville reviews
Hermione thinks about Neville. Written for Miss Bree-tea.'s 25 sentences challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Hermione decides to hold a ball. Who will come, and why? Features appearances by Malfoy the Marvelous, Harry the Hopeless, and Ron the Awkward. Also a tall, dark, and handsome young man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
A Nod and a Smile reviews
Angelina is not quite sure what she wants, but she knows it involves him. A one-shot for the 1,2,3 challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Angelina J., Blaise Z. - Complete