Author has written 1 story for Alvin and the chipmunks, and Ojamajo Doremi.
Name: Kairiaka "Kairi/Kai" (like from Kingdom Hearts)
Real Name: Could tell ya but then I would have ta kill ya
Age: Mind ya own biz!
Weight & Height: Wouldn't you like to know!
Favorite Things to do: Read, Write, play video games, surf the web and draw
Favorite Movies of All Time (NOT in order):
-The Great Mouse Detective
-The Cat Returns
-Whispers of the Heart
-"All Dogs Go to Heaven"saga
-"Alvin and the Chipmunks" saga (cartoon and cgi)
-"Toy Story" saga
Favorite Shows (Cartoons and Animes):
Alvin and the Chipmunks,Ojamajo Doremi, Angelic Layer, Powerpuff Girls Z!, Pucca, American Dragon: Jake Long, ALF, The Muppet Show, Scooby- Doo, What's Happening, Good Times, and a whole lot of other things I can't list now due to time!
Tomo, Kilala Princess, Tokyo Mew Mew, Big Adventures of Majoko, Kingdom Hearts, and a few others I can't remember.
The Toy Story Oath
I promise to remember Woody
Yes, I promise to remember Toy Story
A/N Sorry I didn't have a chance to do all of the characters, but I wrote about all the main ones and sorry if I accidentally missed one out.
I know that loads of these have been done for all sorts of different categories, but as far as I'm aware, there hasn't been one done for Toy Story and if there has, all my apologies. If it had been done, let me know and I will apologize to the person who wrote it.
But if it hasn't, hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it! And let me know what you think.
Feel free to copy and paste onto your profile if you enjoyed it! All Toy Story lovers should abide by the Oath!
Artwork and requests:
Yes, I have a Deviantart account!
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
Copy and Patse
If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
Smile. It confuses people.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?
Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that instructble little black box is?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder wha the speed of lightning would be if it din't zigzag?
If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
MORE COPY AND PATSE!
If you are obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, copy and paste this to your profile.
if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP
if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP
if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP
if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP
if you are obsessed with fanfiction.net CATIYP
if you are against abortion CAPTIYP
if someone has ever told you your wierd and you reply "what was your first clue" CAPTIYP
if you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes CAPTIYP
if you have ever argued with your-self and lost CAPTIYP
milk tastes good.people call me random but im just weird.if you are weird and proud of it CAPTIYP
if this is the longest profile you have ever seen CAPTIYP
if you think your profile is longer CAPTIYP
if you think Danny and Sam were made for each other (the ghost and the goth) CAPTIYP
Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you belive in GOD CAPTIYP
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you're weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP
98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't CAPTIYP
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP
My best friendis insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, CAPTIYP
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa CAPTIYP
If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, CAPTIYP
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes CAPTIYP
If you have your own little world CAPTIYP
If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question, CAPTIYP
If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless; stupid; annoying; and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it; copy this into your pro! (stupid semicolon)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP
If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP
If you think the father should just his daughter ask for some stupid Ego walffels CAPTIYP
The electric chair was invented by the dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, CAPTIYP
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories CAPTIYP
If your profile is long copy and paste this in it to make it even longer
R U Gummi addicted! Worms, bears, fish, or any other form of sugary, sweet, chewy, candy all apply! If so, please paste this onto your profile and add you name! Cause we Gummi lovers have to stick together!--Diana26.5, Chipmunklover,Kairiaka
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.
Rules to writting Chipmunks fanfictions. Written by: Chipmunklover and Kity Seville.Note: After looking at hundreds of fanfics and millions of reivews. Kitty Seville and I have compiled this list of sixteen rules that you must follow to write a Chipmunk fanfic. (Side note: You don't have to follow them, We just say that because we have to.)
1) They are brothers, nothing else.
2) They must always live with Dave.
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
4) They cannot die.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
6) They can't die.
7) They can't be severly injured.
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
11) They can't be in horror stories.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You a ccidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)You were to busy to notice number 5
10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5
11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
If you are obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, AndAllThatGoodStuff, EleanorChipette4,Kairiaka
If you are obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you compare every person, inanamint object, house, or ANYTHING to the chipmunks/ettes CAPITYP
If you don't like swearing but still read books with swearwords CAPITYP
If your fav. AATC couple is Alvin&Brittany CAPITYP
I hate swearing. I'll never swear in my stories. If you agree, CAPITYP and add your name to the list. ChipetteGirl10,Kairiaka
Things you should know about the Chipmunks and Chipettes:(Note: Inspired by Chipmunklover and Kitty Seville. You don’t need to listen to me but I just want the world to know!)
1. Alvin is the oldest(but by only 5 minutes)
2. Simon and Brittany will never get married to each other (or any other wierd couples!)... This is my opinion.
3. The Chipettes are from Australia.
4. There are 105 episodes of "Alvin and the Chipmunks"
5. Some of the Chipmunks shows (well actually they’re beginning to re-master them) were never released on video or DVD.
WAYS to know that your obsessed with The Great Mouse Detective:
1. You look at random bullets through a stethiscope, and scream in fury.
2. Refuse to tell why your angry.
3. Angrily slap people who hate mice and rats.
4. Refuse to tell why
5. Hang random posters of Basil in your bedroom
6. You destroy your radio if 'Goodbye, So soon' plays. No matter which version.
7. You mumble constantly in math class, 'Angle of the Tradictery, multiplied by the square root of an iscosilice triange, *mumble random stuff quietly* divided by Gutermegs principle of opposing forces in motion, *MUMBLE* AND ADJUSTING THE DIFFERENCES IN EQUILIBRIUM! I HAVE DONE IT! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8. Refuse to tell why you shouted.
9. You see a rat, then scream, "YOU TRIED TO KILL MY BASIL!" then whack it with a brick.
10. Or throw it off a clock.
11. Say to a friend, "Miss. Flangerhanger!"
12. If they say it isn't their surname, say, "Whatever"
13. Ring a bell.
14. Scream in fury if a cat does not appear
15. If one does, make sure its fat.
16. Throw it into a yard full of Royal Guard dogs if it is a skinny cat.
Right now I'm alone in my room.
I have a lamp, a bed, toys and a few books.
I love my room.
But I worry about my daddy, since he gives me ugly looks.
Now I hear my mommy cry.
She seems like she is about to die.
I curl into a corner, afraid,
as my father shouts and curses at her.
Then I hear silence after a scream.
Suddenly, now my door bursts open.
My daddy is standing there, with a knife.
I freeze and pleade as I cry.
He lets out a angry sigh, as he lifts up the knife
I close my eyes as I prepare to die...
Right now, I'm in the sky.
Looking down as my father is arrested.
If you are against Child Abuse, Copy and Paste
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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