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Author has written 7 stories for House of Night, and Twilight.
Features: Medium length blonde hair, awesome eyes that change color from green to blue to grey, slightly overweight, stronger than most and huge feet.
Biggest Pet Peeve: When people under 110lbs. say they're fat. It offends those of us who are.
Siblings: Brothers Aaron and Cody
Age: 14...haven't updated my age in 2 years...damn...
Hair: Dishwater Blonde
Best friends: Chloe (Chuloe of the Earth), Katie, Kari (Katie's twin sister), Gewnn (Queen of the Dorks), and Sara. I'm like a bear. I only get mad when you mess with my cubs. (My cousin referred to me as a bear once when we were like eight and I didn't get enough sleep, and now she calls me Bee-Bee Bear sometimes when it's just us or a few more people.)
Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Zac Brown Band, Muse, Alice Cooper, Led Zepplin, and Secondhand Serenade, Taking back Sunday, Matchbook Romance, Paramore, Saosin, 3oh!3, Hinder, Dashboard Confessional, Nickelback, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Calling, Typecast, Coldplay and 30 Seconds to Mars, NeverShoutNever!, Cute is What We Aim For, KoRn, Lady Gaga (Kill me now), Lifehouse, Poets of the Fall, Shinedown, Metallica
Favorite Sports Teams or Players: Joey Logano (NASCAR), Chicago Cubs (MLB), Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL), Misty May-Treanor (Olympics Volleyball Team), Ohio State Buckeyes (College Football) and Cleaveland Browns (NFL)
Funny Quotes By: Me and My Friends
(To the tune of 'Dancing Queen') "Unicorn!"--Shelby
"Lady man, lady man"--Shelby, pushing her boobs together simultaniously."She needs her meds." --Me saying as Shelby is rocking back and forth, muttering things no one knows."Bobcat named Bob...hehehe"--Gwenn."Jail...Prison...homosapian...don't drop the soap!"--Shelby
"You know when you say, Libby Kyah really fast, it sounds like 'Yipee-ky-ay'?"--Katie
"I'm not on Team Edward or Team Jacob, I'm on team Threesome."--KyahFave Quotes:
"I can resist everything except temptation."--Oscar Wilde
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."--Dale Carnegie
"There are things known and things unknown. In between are the doors."--Jim Morrison
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."--Tom Clancy
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."--Eleanor Roosevelt
"The man who smiles when something goes wrong is thinking of someone to blame for it."--Robert Bloch
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."--Maryon Pearson
Fave Movie & TV Quotes:
"Man, I fucked up." "Yeah, but you were pretty thourough"--Mystic Pizza
"I'm sorry, this isn't a brothel." "Oh, that's okay. I don't like soup."--House Bunny
"Sex, money, sex, money...cat"--Twilight
"Ain't no etch-a-sketch, this doodle can't be undid, home skillet. Your eggo is preggo."--Juno
"I'm, a bald-headed, son-of-a-bitch without hair."--Major Payne
"Chuck me."--Chuck on NBC
"Three beers and a bratt, my ass turns into a French Horn."--Two and a half men
"He's usually harder than trignomitry."--You don't mess with the Zohan
"Hey, you sleaze, my bed!"-- The Blues Brothers
"I hate Illinois Nazis."-- The Blues Brothers
A Friendly Doctor Album-
Just One Of The Guys Album-Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are in bold)
Links for "Sibling Love"
Bella's Bridesmaid's Dress--
Esme's Wedding Dress--
Bella's Joe's Crab Shack T-Shirt--
I'm The Kind of Girl who would...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.
Don't forget to add to this, cause if you think about it, its loads of fun.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried squeeze cheese and chocolat bars, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.(What girl doe's not like Chocolate?)
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye...)
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking,MangoTango450 OMG he die's!).
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg + book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile (It hurts. BAD!)
People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,
Signs you live in 2008
1. You are on your computer everyday
2. You are more inside, than out.
4. You are on this site often.
5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.
6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.
7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.
8. You feel a bit stupid.
9. You think this is funny.
10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, alpha-omega1996
Okay these are just a bunch of stereotypes...you've seen this before...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. Bold the ones that describe you.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever got into an argument with a vampire in a haunted house, copy and paste this to your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel
I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational
I'm a women so I'm probably crazy
I'm a female so I'm probably sexy
Miss or Ms. "Whatever".Girls rule,Boys drool.
All of the above put this in your pro.
Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.
Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys. A paralysed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a rubber wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. (If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great sex life? Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. My fiance is awaiting his/her parole. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man "Haven't we met before?"
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man "But I don't know your name."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
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Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
If what most people call funny you call creepy, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(ya know he has a point)
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.(Oh yea!!)
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.((beep) yes!)
If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Chuloe-Marie95
If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.(I totally would if I didn't have so many other things to do)
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Chuloe-Marie1995, alpha-beta-omega1996
98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their butts off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.(YES! I get weekends!)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.(This usually occurs when I don't have my glasses or my contacts in)
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into yourprofile
If someone started staring at you for no reason and you didn't know why, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.(This usually occurs when I'm reading people's funny fan fics)
If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Hikaru 2009, Meta Knight LOVER, Chuloe-Marie1995, alpha-beta-omega1996
I love this one!! If you can read this, your not stupid!!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
My Bucket List!
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