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One Stormy Night
by Kim Ginsberg reviews
This story is about Jasper and Bella! Bella is a naughty nurse and Jasper is her kinky patient that was in a car accident. This is A/H and will have lemons in the future so it is rated M! DO NOT read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 164,298 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
freaky female wolf
by xxmusicxx11 reviews
laurent tried to kill bella but jake didnt stop him, bella did. now she's a female wolf who is imprinted on her best friend thankfully the pack can't go in her head though. but who is she. and what happens when she comes across edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist
by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
by Rose Tyler reviews
Renesmee is having a sleepover for her birthday. Emmett and Jacob just can't resist a few pranks, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Newborn: a vampire love story starring Hayley
by happysad reviews
A girl named Hayley is torn from her normal life, and cast in the dark world of the vampires. With her new family, the Cullens, she'll find love, anger, and tragedy like she's never known before. Rated M for Sex and Gore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Stefania Cullen reviews
This is a really funny and -going to be- lemony story. About Bella, Rose and Alice teaching Sex Ed at Forks junior high. Writen by three best friends All human and positively hilarious. well we think so : Read and Reaview Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It
by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
The WorkOut Plan
by VixenNator reviews
Tired of getting her advances rebuffed by Edward, Bella enlists the help of Alice and Rosalie to engage in the art of seduction in order to break down his defences. Will it work? Will she get what she wants? Will she learn and perfect the art? EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Emmelie Cullen reviews
Emmett:Looks a Greek god would be jealous of and Rosalie:art freak nerd outcast both meet in a bet by his friends. "If you can change that girl to legendary social status you win" They told him. He thought it would be easy, until he found out it was HER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,573 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Fade into You
by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's baby has a baby
by mrs. lylacullen reviews
When Edward bans Jacob from ever seeing Nessie again, they break the rule. They break it in a way that leaves the family crushed. They break it in a way that can change everything. They break it in a way that leaves Nessie pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Cullens Discover Mad Libs
by CrankyFrenchLady88 reviews
What happens when the Cullens discover Mad Libs? Some pretty crazy things. Rated T for future topics. After Eclipse, Before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008
Someone Wake Me Up
by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Valantines day and a food fight?
by PInk MegAmOUtH SHeEP reviews
girls and boys are against each other, nessie has a secreat ,the parents on a revenge mission and the worst of all Alice cant see a thing , what could go wrong ? After BD ! spoilers :D R&R on an a mental inprint xxx injoy xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth
Learning to Breathe
by CompletelyWoNkAbLe reviews
Riddick is Lord Marshal. The Furyan race will be reborn. Alyssa is forced to make a choice. Will she be willing to help save a race she's never known? R/OFC Disclaimer: I don't own anything Riddick.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,108 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
Truth or Dare Cullens style
by MizzAliceCullen reviews
Edwrad gay? Emmett in girly clothes on the front cover of Vogue? Balla and Mike? Alice wearing leaves? Jasper casting love spells? Whats going on? - story better than summarrie! please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Alice, Emmett
by tepichi08 reviews
Continuation of Breaking Dawn, Renesmee is now 17 and has learned about Jacob's imprint, and his relationship with her mother. What happens now? Will the Volturi return?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
WifeSwap Vampire Edition
by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
by Mazza is the M in MJEKS reviews
Life gets more interesting when Alice decides that the Cullen’s don’t know enough about each other and see’s that a quiz show is the only way for everyone to dish out all their secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wrath of Emmett
by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Emmett is in the mood for pranking? How will he make even the bravest of the Cullens curse and scream? And will he prank Bella? Will the others think up a prank for Emmett? Read to see what happens! Rubbish summary, the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
by KeiChanz reviews
Kagome gets into an argument with her mother and she goes to the Feudal Era just to spite her. Or is it to seek comfort from a certain hanyou? Lemon warning.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair
by ToKiEmOkIe reviews
*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh My Emmett
by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
I trust you
by GoNnA B FaMoUs reviews
set in twilight. just a story of a different first kiss for bella and edward! Ok now in the next cahpter i'm going to try to bring in James and Victoria! but not Laurant, i wonder why? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
8 Days a Week
by LaTuaCantante86 reviews
Bella starts a new job at Edwards families restaurant and sparks ignite. See full summary inside. AU/AH, CANONS, slightly OOC, LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,943 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Are Not Alone
by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by GreekGoddessHestia reviews
Bella is close to her time of the month and Edward is getting on her last nerve. So what does she do? Throw things at him of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Let The Games Begin
by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Lemon Chapters S&R
by Lady Bliss reviews
Completed A tasteful lemon with the pairing of the demon lord and the human girl. Now that Rin is older, her mind is no longer so innocent. Being that Sesshomaru is the man in her life, she is going to try and put moves on him.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Kagome and the Pirate Cpt The Silver Hanyou:Prt 1
by Sailor X reviews
IT'S BACK!Kinda. It's the first Half of the VERY FIRST and ORIGINAL Inuyasha Pirate Story! Kagome is taken to seal a deal with the most dangerous Pirate of the 7 seas, The Silver Hanyou, to blackmail her father. Little did she know...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/25/2005
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Boner Game reviews
What happens when the guys make a bet to see who can go the longest without getting a boner...but Alice catches wind of the idea. Uh oh spaghetti-o! Thongs, handcuffs, and the RABBIT...OH MY! Plz review! Rated M for smut in later chaps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2009
Rising Tide reviews
A spin off of Breaking Dawn. Its from Jacob's point of view after the end of Breaking Dawn. I know its very short but i wasnt at all sure that anyone would like it, I promise i'll make it longer if 5 people comment it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009