ScreenwriterKitteh
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787433, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and True Blood.

I am the ScreenwriterKitteh, despite not actually having written anything for a screen in my life, and not even being quite sure just what format that would take. However, I write pages upon pages of various sorts of fiction in my free time, and am finally getting around to posting some of it around here and (eventually) on FictionPress.

Apparently this is when I ought to begin talking about myself. Well, I already did, but aside from that.

Movies: Rent (no, I have not seen the Broadway version yet), REPO! The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog. I used to be an overly obsessed fan of Harry Potter (books and movies alike) but have since... well, stopped being so obsessed.

TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and the occasional anime.

Books: I read far too little of late - mainly due to the immense quantities of writing going on. However, Tamora Pierce is awesome, and Cory Doctrow (Little Brother in particular) is brilliant. Currently I'm waiting for a chance to find and read Throne of Jade, the sequel to His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik.

Music: Rise Against is by far my favorite band, and Tim McIlrath is the greatest lyricist I know of.
Flogging Molly, Alestorm, Rammstein, Nightwish, Thursday, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Four Year Strong, Linkin Park, Green Day, Dropkick Murphys.

Quote of the Update:
"People don't scream subtly. It just doesn't work." -me, during an argument about music.

Lyrics of the Update:
"I found a shoulder to lean on, An infallible reason to live all by itself, I took one last look from the heights that I once loved, And then I ran like hell" - Ready to Fall by Rise Against

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Hey, Kid, I brought a pizza by Anamin reviews
Sequel to Freedom-At What Price? My take on what happens after the credits roll, so to speak. Teen rating to be on the safe side. Graverobber takes Shilo under his wing, what now? Chapter 7 updated after 2 years!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33346 - Favs: 20,868 - Follows: 16,433 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dennis and the Academy by dances-alone reviews
It all started the day Colin received his acceptance letter to Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft, Wizardry, and the Natural Sciences. Things have changed since the arrival of The-Boy-Who-Lived. But have they changed for the better? Spinoff of "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" (HPMoR); AU inspired by that fanfiction up to chapter 95, perhaps beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Colin C., Dennis C., Luna L., Ginny W.
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gone wrong, Poppet by littlennoitra reviews
When a ship raid goes wrong for the crew of the black pearl, they meet the infamous half-siren Captain Sherlock Holmes and His First mate John Watson. ((Some Implied Johnlock.))
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sherlock H., John W.
Changing Stars by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
Due to a transporter malfunction at the wrong place in the wrong time, Spock awakens to find himself in the body of the world's only Consulting Detective. Pre-slash Kirk/Spock John/Sherlock
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2013 - J. Kirk, Sherlock H.
A Little Meddling Never Hurt by PerverseLeigh reviews
Triple cross over. Dr. Who/Sherlock/Serenity The Doctor takes Sherlock on his first outing to a new planet and they meet up with his old friends, the crew of Serenity.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Serenity - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River T. - Complete
Reasons by lightinthedarkness101 reviews
When a mysterious flash drive appears in John Watson's locker, the last thing he expects is hearing and seeing his dead classmate, Sherlock Holmes. High School AU. Teenlock. Tragic!Johnlock. Inspired by the book "Thirteen Reasons Why" by Jay Asher.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
So Many Voices by IndependenceDayChild17 reviews
"How do you do it?" "Do what?" "Remember yourself?" Another bout into "When I Said We Were Gods," reading my other stories, "The Number Ten," "Seeing Her Smile," and "Echoes" will help you understand this. May be continued.
Crossover - Firefly & Dollhouse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - River, Alpha
A Study in Earthbending by patster223 reviews
John is an earthbender who was sent back to Republic City after being invalided home from the army. There he meets Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective and one of the most powerful benders in the city, who appears to have left both a riding crop and a fire ferret in the mortuary. Sherlock fusion with the Legend of Korra 'verse.
Crossover - Sherlock & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Serenity by Nightmarish Shadow reviews
The crew of Serenity are smugglers and general ne'er-do-gooders. And they're about to take on new passengers. Among them, a genius and a doctor...
Crossover - Firefly & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - John W.
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Red String by Tora II reviews
Fill for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. In which The Adventure of the Three Garridebs ends quite differently and Sherlock Holmes makes a wish. T for violence.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H. - Complete
Fidelity by Tora II reviews
Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 4,618 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 12,485 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cat of the Military by Mird reviews
DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Addicted by Wind Alias reviews
He's not addicted to Z. He just....needs a little help with the memories. And that's where Zydrate comes in. Grilo.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Valentine's Day by polychromatic reviews
Just a humorous Repo drabble about a post-Opera Valentine's Day on Sanitarium Isle. Rated T for some brief language. :P
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Once by derangedfangirl reviews
He'd had a life, once. He doesn't regret his current state- a long, drawn out death. Graverobber muses on a long-forgotten life.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Graverobber - Complete
A Wish Your Heart Makes by Alexannah reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! COMPLETE! When Buffy falls for William, a man she meets in her dreams, she has no idea she is about to meet his modern, vampire counterpart. But the line between William and Spike is more blurry than she might think. SpikeBuffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
It Was Good For Me, Too by AmnesiaSparkles reviews
One-shot. Graverobber comes across Blind Mag in the cemetary one evening. Harmless fluff. Mild swearing. Written mostly to satisfy my craving for a Grag fic. Unbeta'd. Probably PG13 but rated M just to be on the safe side.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Graverobber, Blind Mag - Complete
A Train Wrecked Heart Loves Faerie Tales by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
A sequel to my other fic, I Know We Will Never Be The Same. Pavi, Graverobber and Shilo are trying to live together the best they can, but will Amber and Luigi allow it? Gravi slash, possibly some Pavigi, definitely Ambigi.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Graverobber, Pavi - Complete
A Doctor Who Murder Mystery by Phlogistics reviews
The Doctor has an encounter with the Sunnydale police. He really hopes no one ever hears about this. Mild crack, one-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Illusion of Freedom by SkyeRose reviews
Set immediately after the movie's end. What happens when Shilo wanders through her newfound freedom with absolutely no idea how to navigate reality? Better than the summary. Leans toward Grilo. Heavily hinted at, anyways. ONESHOT.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Carry You Home by KitMarlowe reviews
The drugs in Shilo’s body won’t leave her without a fight, and Graverobber watches helpless as she loses. CHARACTER DEATH.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Aquamarine by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
Pulsating liquid filled the vial, enclosing the corpse and the grave robber in an orb of aquamarine light... Dark Grilo.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Evacuate by phoenix521 reviews
the little girl's growing up. the narrator now has a story of his own to tell. a faded snapshot into the life that they fixed for themselves...wait.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Graves Solace by Jemsand reviews
He follows the night and lets the Gravestones guide him...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
That's Why Head Injuries Are Unhealthy by Serenitychan13 reviews
A twist of fate leaves the Graverobber in an unexpected place with two beautiful women. Oh, and did I mention he's dead? Will he stay that way? Slight Grilo at end. Rated for language.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
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All Gave Some, Some Gave All reviews
Set directly after Exit Wounds, slight AU. Jack gives the team - plus John - the day off, after dealing with Gray. However, the Rift seems to have other ideas in store for him and Ianto. Janto. Rated T for now.
Crossover - Torchwood & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011
Life In Death reviews
The Doctor falls into another universe. Into Shrevesport, Louisiana, to be specific.
Crossover - Doctor Who & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Eric N.
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