Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
My name is Jordan Patterson!! I live in Jacksonville, Florida right now and go to Mandrian Middle( I'm in the 8th grade!!) I'm not the smartest little girl but I can write and draw!! I have an older sister, age 16 and a younger brother, age 8 and I am 13!! My parents are divorced and My sister and I live w/ my dad and my little bro lives w/ mom (He is such a momma's boy!!) I am 5'6. Have light brown skin naturally, I'm half white, half black. I have wild curly dark brown\ black hair.
FACTS ABOUT ME!! :>
1) I hate my step-dad!
2) My two favorite colors are black and purple in that order!!
3)I have a pet black cat, a degu and a purple fish!!
4)I am thought of as weird because my friends were different colors than everybody else and a perverted ( though if they met my sister they would have a good imagination of 'weird')
5)I love anime!!
6)I love listening to j-rock and J-pop
7)I can listen to regular music as long as it's not country or rap and I love techno dance music
8) apparently I give good 'love' advise because everyone loves spilling their guts out to me and expect words from the Great Lord O'Mighty to spring out of my mouth, but really I'm just good at observing people and things to figure out an easy solution!!
9) that is mostly what I want any of you to know about me and if I suddenly get a stalker because of this summary of myself then I am going to be surverly pissed!!
I went to a party, Mom,
My name is Sarah
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I am the girl that you see helping the girl who got her books knocked out of her hands by the jerks.
if you are these things copy and paste onto your profile.
I promise to remember Bella
A boy and a girl are the best of friends,
from elementary to high school, beginning to end.
Through all those years, their friendship grew.
They both felt the same, but neither knew,
each walking moment, since the day they met.
They both loved each other, sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife.
She was his angel, she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while.
Then one day, things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy, like it was a game.
Little did he know, things would never be the same.
His plan was working, but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.
One night she broke down, feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade, no one else home.
She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’
She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house, just a minute too late
Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession.
Her love for this boy, her only obsession.
As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her
That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of
Under her note his handwriting said
‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’
post this on your profile if it made you cry. ='(
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But the roses are wilting
And the violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa then post this on your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, sweetcrimefighter,stargatesmallvillefan, the.softest.melody13
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your pro...
(My sister loves this quote from a picture of Ouran Highschool Host Club!!)
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
God made us beautiful,
What happened to you?!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cursing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok
dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
Give the nice guys a chance
Loving each other-
Laying below the stars-
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their
various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone.
she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to
her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though
he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting
feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she
reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read
in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for
her safty and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could reconize the man,
so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was
told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was
curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother at all?
So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart_
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.(Oh you know you did!)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They smile when they want to scream.
They don't take "no" for an answer
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally.
They are happy when they hear about
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
The heart of a woman is what
They bring joy, hope and love.
Women have vital things to say
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
Please pass this along to all your
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this(just to let you guys know i think abortion is murder and wrong the only reason you should have to abort an inocent child is because maybe you had been raped, but if you had the nerve to have sex and then not take responsibility for your actions than shame on you)
Okay here are some links to pics that go to my new story: BAM! Imprinted On!
Evelyn's eyes: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1195/865176093_c8fb61eb28.jpg
Paul(because I want it to be):
Embry: C:\Documents and Settings\Jordan\My Documents\New Folder\Embry-Call-the-quileute-tribe-1390864-397-228.jpg
Baby Jamie (Bella and Edwards little boy):
Charlie (My version):
The Jacket Leah puts on Raven!:
The triplets' wall room part 1:
The triplets' wall room part 2:
The 'Clearwaters' new home, since harry died:
Lamps in the triplets' room:
PACK FEVAH! :)
Pics of the people I own/ made:
Willow (Jared's little sister):
Miranda (Sam's little sister):
Ellysetta (Paul's little sister):
Elena (Seth and Leah's little sister):
Alex (Paul's little brother):
Nick (Jacob's little brother):