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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787535, Profile Updated: 08-20-20
Author has written 59 stories for RWBY.

As I write this update, it's been four years since I posted chapter 1 of Letters to Winter. Time flies when you're having fun. But unfortunately that also means that since I've been doing this for so long, and so regularly, I'm naturally going to suffer from burnout. I'm just not capable of writing and updating as frequently as I used to. Not everyone can maintain a superhuman update schedule. So just know that while my updates may take longer than they used to, I haven't quit, nor have I abandoned my stories.


I write RWBY fics. Why? Because I've had the pleasure of reading so many outstanding stories from other people. I want to give back to the community and give other people something they might enjoy, just as I've enjoyed the stories of others. RWBY's setting and characters are just so much fun to write. It's a fictional world filled with so much potential.

White Knight is my preferred ship, with Lancaster being a close second. Weiss and Ruby are my two favorite characters to write for, as you can probably figure out with all the stories about them I've written. I'm into writing rare Jaune pairings too, since it's a great excuse to get creative in how these characters meet and why they get along.

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Last Resort by lightningstrxu reviews
Yang decides to help Jaune tackle his motion sickness head on and takes him out on an airship joyride. However, when they crash onto an island in the south Mistralian Sea and are left stranded, they'll only have each other to rely on; if they don't kill each other first. Cover by mrk50
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,739 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 6/19/2020 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.]
A White Girl Named Yang by Constable Paperbag reviews
Tired of her team spending their weekend nights indoors, Yang finally manages to convince them to go clubbing with her. She can't wait to show them the life they've been missing and lead them into a world of drinks and dancing. But amidst all the buildup, maybe she's the one not ready for what the night has in store.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Love Bites by lightningstrxu reviews
It was simple,she'd done it hundreds of times before. Find a target for the night to have a little food and fun. But unfortunately for Yang her evening meal didn't go according to plan. (A what if story based off of Mallobaude's Red Like Roses Gross)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/13/2020 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
My Abominable Headmistress Can't Be This Thirsty! by Cyanide Sins reviews
Based on Mallobaude's My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute, with permission... Cyanide Sins' take on it! Involving... Salem as the lovely Headmistress. Follow Jaune Arc as Salem guides him on the road to becoming what she desires for her darling Grimm children! Alternate Universe Post-Chapter 4 of MAMCCBTC!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 316 - Published: 4/5/2020 - [Jaune A., Salem] Ruby R., Blake B.
Curse of the WereBlake by Constable Paperbag reviews
During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
Stepping Stool by Ikedawg43 reviews
Neo is bored while undercover at Beacon as part of Cinder's team, and could use a distraction. Jaune is looking to get over his crush on Weiss. How do they meet? A dating app, of course. Just a nice distraction for Neo and that's all. Right? Co-written with Mallobaude. Cover art by Mallobaude.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 10/27/2019 - [Jaune A., Neo]
The Legacy of Bleiss: A Discord Anthology by Aetheling reviews
Long ago, in a distant Discord server, several authors were captured by a crazy idea: Weiss Schnee, inverted. This is their collection of madness. Variety of one shots and stories from multiple writers, featuring color-swap/OoC Weiss. Credit to WarrenDSherman for cover art!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,291 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 2/28/2018 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
RWBY Volume 1 (But It's Written By LaughingLefou) by Constable Paperbag reviews
I like to bully my friends.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2018 - [Jaune A., Neo] Team JNPR - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 4,965 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
The Schnee That Shall Not Be Named by quijibo7609 reviews
"Bleiss" Schnee is stuck in Vale for the upcoming Vytal festival. Vale, where a certain unpleasant sister lives. A sister not worth naming. This is not going to be fun, but at least the guy across the hall is definitely doable. Certainly shy, but definitely doable. Bleiss is not my concept. Rated M for language/implied sex, Bleiss likes a specific four letter word a bunch.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Salt by Imyoshi reviews
Riddles. Games. Tongue-twisters. All of these childish games required a thinking-out-of-the-box approach. To prove a point to a stubborn Weiss Schnee that these fun activities were, in fact, not a waste of time, Jaune Arc challenged her to solve the hardest puzzle. What he didn't expect was her resolve to beat him at a silly child's game. Yang Xiao Long loved every second of it.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/24/2018 - Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A. - Complete
Drawn Together by lightningstrxu reviews
Weiss Schnee was no stranger to being the center of attention, to have all eyes in the room on her. But, she never thought she could enjoy it this much... especially with "him" watching.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Perfection is a Toilet Bowl by ImSoAwesome reviews
Weiss Schnee was having a good life... until the day she dropped her toothbrush into the toilet. Nothing has been the same since.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Weiss S. - Complete
Boysenberry by Imyoshi reviews
A dancer and hoverboarder shared a common trait—a center of balance. Without balance, gravity would topple them over and throw their whole equilibrium into whack. Jaune Arc preferred the ground over the air, but Reese Chloris preferred the air over the ground. Somewhere, somehow, someway, they found a balance between the two and managed to dance on the air.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Reese C.] - Complete
Lied der Schwarzen Schwäne by Abel Sephaos-Retired Account reviews
They say that a white swan is silent until the moment before its death, only singing its beautiful song as the life fades from its body. When, then, does the black swan sing? Why, at the beginning, of course, only for its world to be silent afterwards forever more. For Bleiss Schnee, this held true until she arrived at Beacon Academy and met her obsession, Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
Take a Walk on the Mild Side by lightningstrxu reviews
Miltia asks Jaune to help her bake a cake. A fluff piece based off of Mallobaude's Take a Walk on the Wild Side.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Jaune A., Miltia M., Melanie M.]
Pumpkin Spice by Aetheling reviews
Love comes in all types. It can be quiet, and it can be loud. It can burn steadily, and it can burn hot. It can be a laugh, and it can be a shout. It can be tough, and it can be a piece of cake. One-shot based in Mallobaude's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A.
Pandora's Book by Constable Paperbag reviews
Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Blake B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9648 - Favs: 9,803 - Follows: 7,623 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7978 - Favs: 8,604 - Follows: 7,451 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Best Friend Stuff by LeafyDream reviews
Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 520 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Yang X.L. - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 814 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
What Happens in Vacuo, Stays in Vacuo by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
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Medieval Reprieval reviews
Jaune Arc wasn't the bravest knight in the kingdom. Yang Xiao Long wasn't the strongest dragon in the land. When the two met face to face in her lair each was terrified the other was about to kill them. How long could each keep up the facade of being strong? And how long would they be able to explain their continued meetings together with neither being able to finish off the other?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,881 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/1 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] Ruby R.
Going Out with a Yang reviews
Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,971 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/2 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] [Saphron A., Terra C.]
Cat Got Your Tongue? reviews
As Blake knew all too well, people hid certain parts of themselves from others. When she finds Jaune's scroll and discovers a very particular interest of his, she finds herself more than a little curious about the boy. Setting up a rendezvous with him in an unused dorm room, Mistress Shadowcat was about to show her brand new toy the meaning of pleasurable domination.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/26 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Along Came a Spider reviews
It was supposed to have been a simple mission. Sneak into Beacon Academy and abduct the Schnee heiress. She had the right skills and training to do just that. What she hadn't counted on was running into a boy who would not only foil her plans, but completely change her worldview through a few kind acts. Life wasn't so simple for Trifa anymore after meeting Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,227 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/1/2020 - [Jaune A., Trifa]
Nyaaaaa! reviews
Loathe as she was to admit it, Blake had urges. Blake had needs. Blake had certain itches that needed to be scratched, just as many faunus did. Sure, she could always do it herself, but it was so much more satisfying when someone else did it for her. All she needed was to find someone kind, and more importantly, discreet enough to keep her secret. Cover art by Bumblebee358.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/8/2020 - [Jaune A., Blake B.]
Take a Walk on the Wild Side reviews
Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman like his father. He wanted to be a hero. But as they saying goes, you can't always get what you want. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you planned it. Sometimes you don't realize that it was all for the best, and that there's more than one way to be a hero. Cover art by TabletKnight.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 283,205 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Jaune A., Miltia M.] Melanie M., Team RWBY
Who's Your Daddy? reviews
Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/6/2020 - [Jaune A., Terra C.] Saphron A. - Complete
Tastes like Bubblegum reviews
Jaune was used to dancing, but he'd never danced with Neon Katt before. After a long day of training at Atlas Academy the two decided to go have a little fun and blow off some steam at the club with Yang and Blake. He would soon find out that his friend was as wild on the dance floor as she was in a fight, and that she had a few new moves to teach that he'd never have expected.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/23 - [Jaune A., Neon K.] - Complete
My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 4,964 - Updated: 12/19/2020 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Let Me Feel You Tonight reviews
Cold. Alone. Broken. People could only be pushed so far by their stress and failures before they reached a breaking point. For two blondes faced with the end of the world, that moment came at a tiny remote outpost in the middle of the Atlas tundra.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/30/2020 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
After School Club reviews
Weiss had forgotten her notebook in Miss Goodwitch's classroom, and hurries back by herself to retrieve it. When she opens the door, the heiress witnesses a sight she never thought she would see, much less agree to participate in herself.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 389 - Published: 10/28/2020 - [Jaune A., Weiss S., Glynda G.] - Complete
Hands-on Education - Extra Credit reviews
Spin-off of Hands-on Education. Jaune and Nora decide to take their hobby to the next level, and soon find themselves being approached by friends, faculty, and even total strangers who want to get in on the action. With their budding community channel beginning to take off, they could always use additional... actresses to help keep their act fresh.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,176 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 8/10/2019 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V., Team RWBY]
Friends Who Go Bump in the Night reviews
Months alone on the road together could change the dynamic of any relationship. That just so happened to be the case with Ruby and Jaune. After hooking up together on the long and arduous journey to Haven, the pair of friends found that they'd developed a problem. They loved the risk of being caught. Cover art by Kitty-Kirishima.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/1/2020 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Red Like Roses? Gross! reviews
As a vampire, Ruby Rose depended on the blood of others to sustain herself. There was only one problem. She hated blood. There very sight of it made her queasy. Some vampire she was! But Ruby needed to eat to survive. So when it came time to feed, and her prey lay sleeping in his bed, she hesitated. Until the young blond boy finally woke up, and wondered just what was going on.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,784 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/29/2020 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
Death by Snu Snu reviews
Jaune knew that training with the Ace Ops would be an intense and punishing experience. He had no idea just how right he was.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/13/2020 - [Jaune A., Elm E.]
Lisa Lavender's Risqué Exposé reviews
It's spring break in Vale, and Lisa Lavender is at the beach for a feel-good story with the students of Beacon Academy. At least that's what it appeared to be on the surface. The truth was she was hunting a much bigger story, and it would indeed be a feel-good one... Help, I'm addicted to crack.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 187 - Published: 7/1/2020 - [Jaune A., Lisa Lavender] - Complete
STRQ After Dark reviews
I noticed there wasn't a story with a Qrow x Raven pairing, so I felt like I needed to fix that. I didn't plan this. I wrote around 9,000 words over the course of about 24 hours instead of working on other stories people actually want to see. Cover art by TimeSketch.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/8/2020 - [Qrow B., Raven B.] [Taiyang X.L., Summer R.] - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
Female Ozpin. Cursed with reincarnation and being the Headmistress of Beacon Academy, Ozpina didn't have the time to seek out romance and relationships like normal people. What she did have, however, was millennia of experience in the pursuits of pleasure. Memories of an old flame were rekindled when Jaune Arc joined her school. It was time to act on them. Cover by Dishwasher1910.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/30/2020 - Jaune A. - Complete
The List reviews
An anonymous online list was discovered ranking the Beacon girls and transfer students from hottest to nottest. It was little surprise that Yang had been voted first. What hasn't been expected was for Weiss to rank dead last. Beauty was in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes looks weren't the only thing that were beheld.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 322 - Published: 5/21/2020 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Cold Heart, Hot Love reviews
Winter and Taiyang met during the Vytal Festival, and the two formed a quick friendship as they bonded not only over their girls on Team RWBY, but jokes at the expense of Qrow. Friendship turned to affection, and affection to romance as Winter found herself deeply attracted to the rugged older man. Inviting Tai to her hotel room in Vale, she wanted to take things to the next level.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2020 - [Winter S., Taiyang X.L.] - Complete
Jauney in a Bottle reviews
Jaune, Nora, and Ren are bored at Atlas Academy and decide to summon Jinn in order to pass the time. After his teammates leave to get a little privacy together, and with all his friends seemingly hooking up around him, Jaune has just one question for the genie of the lamp. Luckily for him, Jinn has one more question left to give.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 389 - Published: 5/14/2020 - [Jaune A., Jinn] - Complete
So I Died Again? Which Flavor Will It Be This Time? reviews
Jaune Arc had a super duper Semblance that allowed him to reincarnate every time he died! After his fifty gajillionth death he decided not to stop Cinder's plans and instead focus on the only important thing in life. Scoring with hot huntresses. They said to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave you, but Jaune would prefer to just keep the lemons. Cover by Constable Paperbag.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 459 - Published: 4/6/2020 - [Jaune A., Salem] - Complete
Cat Patch Fever reviews
Attacked by Grimm while on his way to visit family in Patch, Oscar finds himself alone in the wilderness and forced to fend for himself. Tired, hungry, and desperate, the young faunus boy comes upon a lone cabin in the woods which seems all too perfect to give him what he needs. He never would have expected who wound up being inside. Cat faunus Oscar. Cover art by irozhea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/30/2020 - Published: 2/18/2020 - [Ruby R., Oscar P.]
Summertime Fun reviews
With plenty of other fish in the sea, Jaune decided to explore a dating app in hopes of finding a little bit of romance while attending Beacon Academy. He never would have expected to match with a woman twice his age. He never would have expected one to fall for him either. Most of all, he never would have expected that it would be Ruby and Yang's mother... Cover art by ADSouto.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 3/21/2020 - [Jaune A., Summer R.]
Truth or Date reviews
Working the graveyard shift during their time training at Atlas Academy, Jaune and Weiss find that they have an abundance of spare time during their shift. They needed something in order to stay awake and pass the time. What better than a nice game of truth or dare?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,789 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/4/2020 - Published: 2/5/2020 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Tamed Horrors reviews
Trapped in a school of horrors, Jaune is confronted by the most frightening and monstrous of all the Grimm hybrids in his life. He thought he had a good idea of what she wanted from him. He never would have expected it to be this. Based on My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute. Cover art by CSLucaris.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 1/18/2020 - [Jaune A., Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
The (mis)Adventures of (future?)Professor Calico Patch! reviews
Being a faunus in the world of Remnant was never easy. Having your village raided by the Branwen Tribe made things even more difficult. But the hardest thing of all? Finding yourself unbelievably attracted to the children of the man who destroyed your home. Why couldn't Calico stop staring at Qrow's toned legs or Raven's beautiful hair? Stupid bird brain Branwen twins!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/17/2020 - Raven B.
A Fall Summer Knight's Dream reviews
Summer was a widow. Jaune had just lost his partner. When the two met on the island of Patch following the fall of Beacon, neither would have expected that they would get along with each other so quickly and easily. Neither could have imagined that they would find comfort in each other's arms. Strange times made for strange bedfellows, but strange didn't always mean bad.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,299 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Jaune A., Summer R.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Dance Dance Red's Solution reviews
The night of the dance was supposed to be one they'd remember for the rest of their lives. Easy for those with dates to say. Jaune and Ruby found themselves alone yet together at the punch bowl, neither having a great time. Deciding to ditch the party in order to have one of their own, the pair of dorks headed down to Vale for what would indeed be a night they'd never forget.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 362 - Published: 2/8/2020 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
Ara Ara Arc reviews
Jaune hadn't thought that a mission escorting children to school could be fun, exciting, or rewarding. He was about to find out just how wrong he was. Spoilers for Volume 7 Episode 5 inside. Cover art by Eunnieverse.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 525 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
Through the Drinking Glass: Isekai wa Rudeby to Tomo ni reviews
Jaune wakes up to find himself in a world entirely like his own, but at the same time completely different. Filled with the familiar faces of his friends, yet not knowing any of them, he must struggle to survive in a place where his classmates may pose an even greater threat to him than the creatures of Grimm. Cover art by CSLucaris.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 646 - Published: 11/2/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Hurts Like Cavities reviews
It started out so promising. Ruby found a best friend turned boyfriend. Yang was happy her baby sister had made a new friend and more. Weiss was happy to have someone else as a target of Ruby's energy. And Blake was able to enjoy some peace and quiet to read her books. It had been perfect. So why did the three feel the need to break the lovers up now? Cover art by RottenCustard.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 10/16/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter reviews
On the road to Haven Academy, Ruby witnessed a sight which shook her to her core. Her blond-haired, blue-eyed teammate was in mourning over the loss of a woman. Instincts kicked in. She knew what she had to do. It was in her blood. Cover art by Niakild.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 242 - Published: 9/21/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
The Business of Love reviews
Two lonely business owners find themselves on a collision course for love when a chance encounter leads them standing in front of each other on a cool, Vale night. Will each be able to see the other for who he is without seeing themselves in their shiny, bald foreheads?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2019 - [Shopkeep, Shopkeeper] - Complete
Hands-on Education reviews
After months of being her teammate, Jaune thought there was nothing Nora could ever do that would surprise him. That was until she sat down next to him on his bed and held her scroll in between them. The contents of the video shocked him, but it was nothing compared to what would come after. Cover art by PotenzaCreators.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/24/2019 - [Jaune A., Nora V.] - Complete
Jaune's Schneecret Admirer reviews
Weiss was a responsible and careful girl. It wasn't like her to forget her school supplies in the classroom when she left. When Yang came upon her notebook lying on the desk, she figured it was an easy way to copy some of her friend's notes. She never could have fathomed what would lie in its pages, nor who it would be about. Cover art by Constable Paperbag.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 442 - Published: 7/17/2019 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
The Hunts-Man's Leg-acy reviews
As the Hunts-Man, Jaune was used to getting into tight spots while fighting the forces of evil. When he found himself caught in the clutches of his foe Neo, he knew that he had to endure and take all the punishment she could dish out on him. Cover art by Exvnir.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 215 - Published: 6/26/2019 - [Jaune A., Neo] Roman T., Pyrrha N. - Complete
I Want One! reviews
The arrival at Argus was supposed to bring peace and safety. No one realized that it would bring about the most dangerous foe any of the teens had ever encountered. Maternal instinct. With their ovaries on fire and biological clocks ticking, Weiss and Yang were determined to complete their place in the circle of life. Cover art by Exvnir.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 12/11/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Ruby R.] - Complete
Arctic Attraction reviews
With the arrival of winter vacation, Jaune and Weiss were offered the chance to take a small vacation to the beautiful city of Argus. It would be Weiss' first experience meeting one of his sisters, and she couldn't help feeling nervous. It was an important step for the heiress, and she was determined to make a good impression on the girl. Part of the Letters to Winter universe.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/14/2019 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Weiss is a Naughty Girl reviews
Christmas was coming, and Weiss had been a naughty girl all year! She had to do something to ensure that Santa would find her at her new home in Beacon Academy. She had to be nice to her annoying partner. To her ex-terrorist teammate. To her unfairly busty other teammate. And most of all, to the dumb boy who she had been nothing but cruel to since day one... Cover art by Mojojoj.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Ruby Fails At Being Sexy reviews
Cute. Adorable. Innocent. These were the words Ruby had heard all her life. But she was so much more than these! She was a woman now, and she was determined to prove it! And what better way to do so than by spending a nice weekend alone with her boyfriend? She would show him just how sexy she could be. Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/6/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
For Research Purposes reviews
When Jaune was rejected by Weiss again, Ruby decided to take him under her wing in order to win over the heart of his crush. After all, who would be better to teach him about Weiss' interests and desires than her own partner? All they needed to do was go out on a date together. For research purposes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 292 - Published: 11/21/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Black Mirror reviews
Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Dork Knight Rises reviews
When The Hunts-Man is captured, he thought it would be business as usual. But what he expected to be a typical Roman Torchwick monologue turned out to have life-changing consequences for both him and his villainous foes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Roman T., Jaune A., Neo - Complete
Ruby's Wild Adult Adventure reviews
Teasing. Ridicule. Cheek pinches. Ruby Rose was used to all these things and so much more, and it infuriated her. She hated all the kiddie stuff her sister put her through, but this leader had a plan. Jaune Arc! She just knew her first friend could and would help her become more adult-like. Not like he had much choice. Nope! Nope! Nope! Cover art by CSLucaris.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 267 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Weiss Likes It Rough reviews
Beacon Academy's annual camping trip had come, and Weiss was not having a good time. How was she expected to live and survive in a dirty, hot, and bug-infested forest without the luxuries of modern civilization? She thought she would fail this assignment for sure... until she found help from the last person she would have expected.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 9/15/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
How Raven Got Her Groove Back reviews
Following her defeat at Haven Academy, Raven Branwen was a broken woman. She had no relic. She had no tribe. She had no friends or allies. But there was one thing she could have... if she could only find the strength and humility to get it back. Cover art by OmnipotrentZan5.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Raven B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Swimming With Sharks reviews
Attending the parties of the Atlesian elite was an all too familiar experience for Weiss. When she and her friends arrived in Atlas following the Battle for Haven, only she truly knew what to expect. And when she saw one of those friends in danger of being devoured by the predators which swam in those waters, she knew she had to save him. Just as he had once saved her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 223 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
The Tail of the Secret Rabbit Faunus reviews
Weiss had always had an affinity for cute, fluffy creatures. She had always wanted an adorable pet to call her own. What happens when she learns that one of her friends had been holding out on her all this time?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 283 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Blake B. - Complete
Omeletters for Winter reviews
Winter is coming! In order to impress her sister during an impromptu visit to Beacon Academy, Weiss decides to make Winter a delicious home cooked breakfast. There was only one problem. Weiss couldn't cook. Luckily there was somebody who might be able to help her out with that. Part of the Letters to Winter universe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 6/25/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S. - Complete
Weiss Doesn't Understand Slang reviews
What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Mistress of the Night reviews
As a Vampire Hunter, it was Jaune Arc's job to seek out the most dangerous and deadly creatures which inhabited Remnant. Most dangerous of them all was the Vampire Queen, Weiss Schnee. But when the hunter becomes the hunted, will he be able to resist temptation? Or will he become a slave to her insatiable desires? Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/23/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Weiss is Too Short to do Things reviews
Weiss is too short to do things. Jaune is too sick to do things. What should they do then? I guess they'll just have to do things together. Now an anthology! Cover art by Alex-kellar.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
Lovedaddy's Love Quest reviews
Cinder Fall had been defeated... again. After being maimed by both Ruby Rose and Raven Branwen, she realizes that she will never win if she plays by their rules. So she decides to play by her own. This is the story of iBurn and Lovedaddy, and how their online relationship became a reality.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Taiyang X.L., Cinder F.] Yang X.L., Raven B. - Complete
Pavlov's Cat reviews
No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 425 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Team RWBY - Complete
My Hero reviews
Following the battle for Haven, Jaune and Weiss have a talk about the past. The present. The future. About where they stand now as friends. About how in spite of their rocky start, there's no reason they can't understand and care for one another. Spoilers for episodes 13-14 of volume 5 inside.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Aftercare reviews
Whether it's during a training session or after hours, Melanie Malachite enjoys getting physical with her boyfriend Jaune. With him she is able to act on her desires for control and dominance in ways she never could before. But despite her aggressive behavior, she always makes sure to take care of him. To show how much she cares for him where simple words cannot suffice.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/17/2018 - [Jaune A., Melanie M.] - Complete
Laid Bare reviews
It was supposed to be a simple and relaxing trip to the beaches of Vacuo with Jaune and her friends. An opportunity to spend some quality time with her boyfriend. However, Weiss never could have planned on things to go the way they did, and for her to grow closer with Jaune in a few unexpected ways. Part of the Letters to Winter universe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
Letters to Winter reviews
It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 277,457 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S., Team RWBY - Complete
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