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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787535, Profile Updated: 02-13-18
Author has written 11 stories for RWBY.

I write RWBY fics. Why? Because I've had the pleasure of reading so many outstanding stories from other people. I want to give back to the community and give other people something they might enjoy, just as I've enjoyed the stories of others. Hopefully I've been able to achieve this.

White Knight is my preferred ship, as you've probably figured out with Letters to Winter being the first story I've published. Weiss is my favorite character in the entire series, so being able to give her the screen time she deserves that the show is unfortunately not able to do has been a great experience. The comments from readers about my portrayal of her have been among the greatest compliments I've received.

I'm also a fan of crack pairings. Not only is it just fun to see something new and different, but seeing how people can justify two characters getting together who have never met or have nothing in common is fascinating. When done well, it makes for a fun read. That's one of the reasons I decided to write a Jaune x Miltia Malachite story. It's also why a Winter Knight story will likely be the next big fic I write.

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The Legacy of Bleiss: A Discord Anthology by Aetheling reviews
Long ago, in a distant Discord server, several authors were captured by a crazy idea: Weiss Schnee, inverted. This is their collection of madness. Variety of one shots and stories from multiple writers, featuring color-swap/OoC Weiss. Credit to WarrenDSherman for cover art!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,918 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/28 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Schnee That Shall Not Be Named by quijibo7609 reviews
"Bleiss" Schnee is stuck in Vale for the upcoming Vytal festival. Vale, where a certain unpleasant sister lives. A sister not worth naming. This is not going to be fun, but at least the guy across the hall is definitely doable. Certainly shy, but definitely doable. Bleiss is not my concept. Rated M for language/implied sex, Bleiss likes a specific four letter word a bunch.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/9 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
A Deal of Blood and Honor by Anonymous02 reviews
Two great generals of the Arc and Schnee families meet to determine the fates of armies. But medieval negotiations are not the only thing happening between them...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/29 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.]
Perfection is a Toilet Bowl by ImSoAwesome reviews
Weiss Schnee was having a good life... until the day she dropped her toothbrush into the toilet. Nothing has been the same since.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28 - Weiss S.
Boysenberry by Imyoshi reviews
A dancer and hoverboarder shared a common trait—a center of balance. Without balance, gravity would topple them over and throw their whole equilibrium into whack. Jaune Arc preferred the ground over the air, but Reese Chloris preferred the air over the ground. Somewhere, somehow, someway, they found a balance between the two and managed to dance on the air.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/29 - [Jaune A., Reese C.] - Complete
Lied der Schwarzen Schwäne by Abel Sephaos reviews
They say that a white swan is silent until the moment before its death, only singing its beautiful song as the life fades from its body. When, then, does the black swan sing? Why, at the beginning, of course, only for its world to be silent afterwards forever more. For Bleiss Schnee, this held true until she arrived at Beacon Academy and met her obsession, Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/8 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
Take a Walk on the Mild Side by lightningstrxu reviews
Miltia asks Jaune to help her bake a cake. A fluff piece based off of Mallobaude's Take a Walk on the Wild Side.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Jaune A., Miltia M., Melanie M.]
Last Resort by lightningstrxu reviews
Yang decides to help Jaune tackle his motion sickness head on and takes him out on an airship joyride. However, when they crash onto an island in the south Mistralian Sea and are left stranded, they'll only have each other to rely on; if they don't kill each other first. Cover by mrk50
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.]
Pumpkin Spice by Aetheling reviews
Love comes in all types. It can be quiet, and it can be loud. It can burn steadily, and it can burn hot. It can be a laugh, and it can be a shout. It can be tough, and it can be a piece of cake. One-shot based in Mallobaude's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A.
For Those We Are Yet to Lose by AFiddlingSnail reviews
Six years after the death of Salem, and nine years after the Fall of Beacon, most of the world has found peace. Most, but not Weiss Schnee and Jaune Arc: more than friends, but less than lovers. Partners in an agitated wander. But what if they could change everything? What if they could undo the tragedy of the past? Would they be able to, or would they only make things worse?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Just A Few Pointers by Myareska reviews
It didn't take long for Weiss Schnee to be sick of Jaune Arc's constant attempts at courting her, but when the young blond approaches her regarding something other than a date, what does this mean for the Schnee heiress? A tale of an unlikely friendship, and an even less likely romance. White Knight.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,604 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Pandora's Book by Constable Paperbag reviews
Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Blake B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 8879 - Favs: 6,783 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7365 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 6,209 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Best Friend Stuff by LeafyDream reviews
Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 292 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Yang X.L. - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 490 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
What Happens in Vacuo, Stays in Vacuo by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
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Black Mirror reviews
Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,008 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/7 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Take a Walk on the Wild Side reviews
Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman like his father. He wanted to be a hero. But as they saying goes, you can't always get what you want. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you planned it. Sometimes you don't realize that it was all for the best, and that there's more than one way to be a hero. Cover art by TabletKnight.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,292 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Jaune A., Miltia M.] Melanie M., Team RWBY
Weiss Doesn't Understand Slang reviews
What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/29 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Mistress of the Night reviews
As a Vampire Hunter, it was Jaune Arc's job to seek out the most dangerous and deadly creatures which inhabited Remnant. Most dangerous of them all was the Vampire Queen, Weiss Schnee. But when the hunter becomes the hunted, will he be able to resist temptation? Or will he become a slave to her insatiable desires? Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/23 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Weiss is Too Short to do Things reviews
Weiss is too short to do things. Jaune is too sick to do things. What should they do then? I guess they'll just have to do things together. Now an anthology!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/31 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
Lovedaddy's Love Quest reviews
Cinder Fall had been defeated... again. After being maimed by both Ruby Rose and Raven Branwen, she realizes that she will never win if she plays by their rules. So she decides to play by her own. This is the story of iBurn and Lovedaddy, and how their online relationship became a reality.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14 - [Taiyang X.L., Cinder F.] Yang X.L., Raven B. - Complete
Pavlov's Cat reviews
No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/1 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Team RWBY - Complete
My Hero reviews
Following the battle for Haven, Jaune and Weiss have a talk about the past. The present. The future. About where they stand now as friends. About how in spite of their rocky start, there's no reason they can't understand and care for one another. Spoilers for episodes 13-14 of volume 5 inside.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/20 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Aftercare reviews
Whether it's during a training session or after hours, Melanie Malachite enjoys getting physical with her boyfriend Jaune. With him she is able to act on her desires for control and dominance in ways she never could before. But despite her aggressive behavior, she always makes sure to take care of him. To show how much she cares for him where simple words cannot suffice.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/17 - [Jaune A., Melanie M.] - Complete
Laid Bare reviews
It was supposed to be a simple and relaxing trip to the beaches of Vacuo with Jaune and her friends. An opportunity to spend some quality time with her boyfriend. However, Weiss never could have planned on things to go the way they did, and for her to grow closer with Jaune in a few unexpected ways.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/5 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
Letters to Winter reviews
It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,101 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S., Team RWBY - Complete