Mr. Garbanzo
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787668, Profile Updated: 05-30-16
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Pokémon.

Just a few days after the last update, I've added Chapter 28 of DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau! This one continues where the last one left off, mostly about what's going on up north with a couple members of Fatheade's group getting most of the focus (...Adelita the Hawlucha in particular, at least compared to the last chapter where she didn't say a word the entire time! Whoops. I guess she's not as talkative during combat situations, or maybe just doesn't talk much when around near-total strangers like Sylveon's group?) And speaking of "previously silent character gets to talk" moments... Xerneas talks in this one. A lot, actually. Still not a single word out of Slurpuff, though. XD

Also semi-recently added chapter 48 of Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad! In this chapter: a brief look into how things are going with the Keybearers now that Ansem is dead and Zagan has been revealed as a traitor, as well as what Vexen's group has been working on... and also what Zagan and the Fangirls have been up to.

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Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Crack of the Other Side by Spider Milkshake reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! by Spider Milkshake reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Man and His Moon by crazygunbladergirl reviews
A Nobody is alone in his castle, when one glorious evening, his bright beloved appears in the sky. Yes, this is the tale of Xemnas and his beloved Kingdom Hearts. CRACKFIC. Possible spoilers. Slight Xion-bashing. Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
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DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,754 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Vexen, Marluxia
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
What Lies Beyond the Light reviews
When Master Yen Sid discovers an ancient text dating back to forgotten times before the Keyblade War, Sora and Riku are sent off once again to find the "Door to the Light" and open its long-sealed doors. Sora believes that opening the door will solve all their problems-but it's never that easy, is it? [Takes place after an alternate version of KH3D; there may be spoilers!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sora, Riku