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Poll: Who's your favorite character from DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau so far? (Out of those who have names, anyway... XD) Vote Now!
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787668, Profile Updated: 03-13-15
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Pokémon.

November 30 2014: I've taken down the previous poll (for now, anyway--not enough votes on that one to close it for good just yet) and up one related to DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau instead, since that's what I've been doing the most writing on lately. It's a pretty simple "favorite character in the story" sort of poll, though only characters who actually have names mentioned in the story (and who actually appear in the story... sorry, Gullemel DeStaav) are included because it'd be a little odd to have things like "Shuckle #2," "Random Thug Machoke," "Mail-Carrier Chikorita," and "Gang Boss Honchkrow" on a list alongside actual names.


For the first time in... several months now, I've uploaded a new chapter of Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad! Chapter 37 picks up where things left off in the previous chapters, several days after the previous one, and for the most part it's not really an "action" chapter--more of an in-between sort of thing, spacing things out a bit before the next major event happens. Vexen's Keyblade investigation continues, another non-numbered member who previously hadn't made an appearance now has both some brief "screen time" and a name, and Kisaki... err, I mean Chinatsu... has awakened for the first time after her (well, Kisaki's, but close enough) epic two-chapter clash with Xaldin a while back. Must be a weird experience for her, thinking she was the only one in the world with those kinds of powers for years and then suddenly waking up to find out that she's been recruited by a group of dozens of them who've been fighting since she was in elementary school. XD

Next up... I really don't know at this point, heh. I have several ideas for future chapters bouncing around in my head, but I'm not sure if it's quite time to throw in any of them just yet. There is one idea in particular that I probably could go into pretty soon, and that one has to happen before I can move on to a couple of the other ideas I had bouncing around, so that might just be what I end up doing. Sora might be getting a lot more focus soon if that's the direction I decide to go for the next chapter or two... I won't spoil anything more than that just yet. XD

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Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Crack of the Other Side by Spider Milkshake reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! by Spider Milkshake reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Man and His Moon by crazygunbladergirl reviews
A Nobody is alone in his castle, when one glorious evening, his bright beloved appears in the sky. Yes, this is the tale of Xemnas and his beloved Kingdom Hearts. CRACKFIC. Possible spoilers. Slight Xion-bashing. Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
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Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,798 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Vexen, Zexion, Marluxia, Xaldin
DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,116 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
What Lies Beyond the Light reviews
When Master Yen Sid discovers an ancient text dating back to forgotten times before the Keyblade War, Sora and Riku are sent off once again to find the "Door to the Light" and open its long-sealed doors. Sora believes that opening the door will solve all their problems-but it's never that easy, is it? [Takes place after an alternate version of KH3D; there may be spoilers!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sora, Riku
Sora's Worst Christmas Ever reviews
A random silly one-shot, just in time for Christmas. It's Christmas Eve, and Santa Claus is coming to Destiny Islands to deliver presents to all the good little children! But Sora's on the naughty list this year...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete