Mr. Garbanzo
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787668, Profile Updated: 11-23-15
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Pokémon.

I've decided that my NaNoWriMo project for this year is going to be "write a lot of (and possibly even finish) Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad."

I'm definitely getting closer and closer to the end now... plot points that I'd had planned for years are finally getting written down and fleshed out (my "ideas" text file is gradually shortening... the majority of it would be filled up with ideas for the final battle and a couple of events leading up to it at this point!), the stories behind Kisaki and Sora have been told (though their involvement in the story isn't completely done yet, of course), and some more big things are coming up.

Progress on Fangirl Extermination Squad may be a bit slowed in the near future, thanks to the fact that I might be changing my mind on how recent events play out in the story, which will mean rewriting parts of the most recent chapter I have up here, dropping the already-written Chapter 44 entirely, and moving the in-progress Chapter 45 into its previous position. Well, that and the fact that my car probably needs a new battery and I've got to worry about getting that straightened out in the near future or I'll have a lot of trouble getting to work and such...

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Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Crack of the Other Side by Spider Milkshake reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! by Spider Milkshake reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Man and His Moon by crazygunbladergirl reviews
A Nobody is alone in his castle, when one glorious evening, his bright beloved appears in the sky. Yes, this is the tale of Xemnas and his beloved Kingdom Hearts. CRACKFIC. Possible spoilers. Slight Xion-bashing. Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
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Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,045 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sora, Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Roxas
DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
What Lies Beyond the Light reviews
When Master Yen Sid discovers an ancient text dating back to forgotten times before the Keyblade War, Sora and Riku are sent off once again to find the "Door to the Light" and open its long-sealed doors. Sora believes that opening the door will solve all their problems-but it's never that easy, is it? [Takes place after an alternate version of KH3D; there may be spoilers!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sora, Riku