Mr. Garbanzo
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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787668, Profile Updated: 02-09-17
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Pokémon.

It's been a while since I've posted much on here... but I've finally gotten another chapter of DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau written up. This one's continuing the new stretch of the story that started with the last chapter, and also hinting at some of the things that are coming up in the future. I also randomly ended up getting an idea of how I could bring back a couple of characters from much earlier in the story recently, so they've got their own segment in this chapter too. Not sure when I'll write more, but at least now I can't say I haven't written anything this year! XD

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Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Crack of the Other Side by Spider Milkshake reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! by Spider Milkshake reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Man and His Moon by crazygunbladergirl reviews
A Nobody is alone in his castle, when one glorious evening, his bright beloved appears in the sky. Yes, this is the tale of Xemnas and his beloved Kingdom Hearts. CRACKFIC. Possible spoilers. Slight Xion-bashing. Xemnas/Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
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DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
Kingdom Hearts WHITE reviews
When the balance of a heart is disrupted, it collapses and creates a Heartless. Those who have lost their hearts continue on as beings called Nobodies. And whenever a departed soul lacks a heart, it transforms into a skull-masked monster known as a Hollow... now, the worlds of the living and the dead collide as Organization XIII's downfall leads to a surge in Hollow population.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Rukia K.
Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,754 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Vexen, Marluxia
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
What Lies Beyond the Light reviews
When Master Yen Sid discovers an ancient text dating back to forgotten times before the Keyblade War, Sora and Riku are sent off once again to find the "Door to the Light" and open its long-sealed doors. Sora believes that opening the door will solve all their problems-but it's never that easy, is it? [Takes place after an alternate version of KH3D; there may be spoilers!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sora, Riku