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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787692, Profile Updated: 01-18-10
Author has written 2 stories for Justice League, and Gargoyles.

A Glasgow smile (also known as an Anna grin, Chelsea grin or Chelsea smile) is a nickname for the malicious practice of cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ears, often using a credit card to hold the mouth open in modern times: the cut - or its scars - form an "extension" of what resembles a smile.

This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm going to give it to them! ~ Joker, The Dark Knight

Now if we start playing with matches it's liable to get expensive mr. Reed ~ Extorionist, Green Hornet Episode 'The Ray Is For Killing'

A pity your triumph is spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery ~ Dracula, Van Helsing

You want my opinion, you need to lighten up ~ Scarecrow, Batman Begins

Who am I kidding, I love to brag! ~ Spike, School Hard

The only union, they should be concerned with...issss the one between their headssss and their shoulderssss! ~ Cobra Commander, Cold Slither

Get this straight dipstick, I don't do duets ~ Ember McLain, Fanning the Flames

I am a simple author not saying whether I am female or male, nor giving out age to anyone or anything that can be used against me. I enjoy reading stories and have many different fandoms ranging from the Batman Begins/Dark Knight section to Danny Phantom, Van Helsing, GI Joe, Buffy the vampire Slayer, Stargate SG1, City of Heroes, Tomb Raider and few other places. Have a few pairings that I like they listed as follows:

Batman/Catwoman
Question/Huntress
Scarecrow/ (Anyone who rather likes master of fear)
Joker/ (same drill as with Scarecrow though it's doubtful they will survive)
Spike/Ember
Spike/Faith
Spike/Cordelia
Spike/Tara
Danny/Ember
Danny/Desiree
Freakshow/Lydia
Dani/Ghostwriter (am starting this pairing myself)
Firefly/Zarana
Demona/Macbeth
Baal/Athena
Mac/Molly
Razor (Jake)/Callie
T-Bone (Chance)/Felina
And few others.

I also enjoy putting 'smiles' on people's faces whether they want it or not and some might say I am tad disturbed but those who say that already messed up in head anyways. I am in rl a hardcore role-player/video-gamer, who enjoys a decent storyline with plot and at times adultish stuff, if you don't like it then tell me about it in email in a polite manner please or (in the case of my fanfiction) do not read.

I recently left one rpg forum where one group I was in claimed my style of writing drove people away. To the ones who said that and didn't even HAVE the gall to email me and say 'hey can you, you know tone it down'...BITE ME!

I am not someone who enjoys being strung along and then stabbed in the back, if you don't like it go bother someone else. I can be nice and polite and friendly but only to those who don't cross me...those who do generally learn I can give as good as I can receive.

Bonus Quote: We really should stop this fighting or we'll miss the fireworks! ~ Joker, The Dark Knight

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Original Sin by littlebatgirl reviews
Selina Kyle will become The Cat. Childhood events, leave her with a twisted link to The Joker, a man who has crawled under her skin in more ways than one. Selina is caught between two men, one who could save her soul and one who wants to watch her burn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,843 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Between Autobots and Decepticons by Rebeldynasty reviews
A story I originally submitted in late 2011. An AU story, involving Starscream's rebellion against Megatron. Could the Air Commander succeed this time? Perhaps with Skywarp and Thundercracker to aid him, he'll prove his "metal". Please Read and Review. **Currently on Hiatus. Will be continued down the road**
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2013
Lady and King by Dude from Blackhand reviews
A mysterious Lady enters Varian Wrynn's court with her own secret agenda... and becomes involved in an intrigue and adventure she could not have expected.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Varian Wrynn
All Bad Girls Go to Arkham by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - OC
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
In Which Blood, Death, and Laughter Ensues by Currently Defunct reviews
The original novel, as told by everyone's favorite vampire, the Count. Lots of the Brides, Lucy, and Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 59 - Words: 77,385 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Dark Lady's Gambit by Tabbykitty101 reviews
Sylvanas Windrunner walks a tightrope between the salvation of her people and obedience to the new Warchief. With the Lich King gone, and the invasion of Gilneas approaching, will she find the keys to her people's survival in time?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Forsaken - Complete
The Summoning by Wicked42 reviews
Driven by revenge, Reliice summons her very first demon. Blood elf warlock. Oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Blood Elf - Complete
Girls on Film by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Savage and Graceful Beginnings by Vieraheart15 reviews
Relena is trying to escape her past, Alimaru is trying to survive, and when the two meet, can they make things right? The story of Marluxia and Larxene before they were Nobodies.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Larxene, Marluxia
Immortal Threat by Shelby-Danvers reviews
A failed attempt on Megatron's life condemns Starscream to be terminated. When his trine is tasked with retrieving his body, they are surprised to find him still online. Is it a failure on Megatron's part...or is it something else?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Gargoyles: The Battle by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
To Demona, humans walking vermin, something she vowed to someday rid the Earth's crust of. They had betrayed her as well as her kind; the Gargoyles. Once, she had been his Angel of the Night, but, now she had become his worst enemy. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Demona, Goliath - Complete
The Penguin's Serenade by Cartoonatic55 reviews
After their date at the opera, Oswald decides to serenade to Veronica with an old song his mother used to sing to him. Takes place during the episode "Birds of a Feather". Oswald/Veronica fluff. My first B:TAS fic, so go easy on me. Happy Valentine's Day.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [O. Cobblepot/Penguin, Veronica V.] - Complete
Welcome to Arkham by Torriaa-42 reviews
Victoria came from a seemingly great family... and ends up at Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. While there, she manages to capture the attention of one Dr Jonathan Crane. Crane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Crane
Clan Kittens by Vieraheart15 reviews
Shara and Marche need to rescue Eldena from a female Viera intent on hurting them. SharaXMarche. SharaXEldena. SharaXOC The sequel to For the Love of Shara. Somewhat AU. Rated for LOTS of Lemons, Het and yuri. Review please, but I block and report flames
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Just Can't Hate Him by Lodovico reviews
A Blood Elf warlock sneaks into Ebon Hold to attempt to meet up in 'secret' with a Blood Elf Death Knight that she "hates", yet feels so drawn to him. As she tries to meet up with him, unexpected things go on. One shot!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Blood Elf - Complete
Complete Batshit by Lemo reviews
V:tMB from the POV of a female Malkavian. Novelisation of the game. Pairings may come later in the game, but with Seduction maxed out as it is, it should be a wild ride!
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Dark Intrigues by JadedKatrina reviews
A young woman attacked one night finds herself thrown into a world of monsters, vampires, intriques, and mystery as her savior becomes not just her hero but her nightmare as well.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009
Hunting for Answers by ElvenBookwyrm reviews
Question and Huntress, in the aftermath of Cadmus. By popular demand, new chapter!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
Wrath Of The Horde by R. Joseph Polito reviews
Eternia's darkest hour begins as Hordak and the Evil Horde escape from Despondos and begin their conquest. When both He Man and Skeletor are defeated can anything stop them? Rated T for action violence
He-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
The Last Seeker by Arken Elf reviews
Starscream has become the last Seeker. Exiled, addressed as atraitor, hunted by the Decepticons… he must find the way to survive and guide the ones who share his destiny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Starscream, Octane - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Playing House'. The year in Gotham is drawing to a close, but Jackie and the Riddler have some unfinished business with certain acquaintances...and each other.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Something Telling by dead2self reviews
In the aftermath of the events in the Dark Knight, Anna Ramirez finds herself caught between a rock and a hard place. Gen.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008
Sebastian LaCroix Challenge by LemoLikesVampires reviews
A little LaCroix/MainChar challenge :D I haven't seen any and I hope someone can help me! CHALLENGE Xposted in WhiteWolf and WorldofDarkness
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Heartburn by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Tragic Flaws2 by Aesop reviews
Demona has a chance to learn about the children she never knew and to mend fences. Will she take it? Or will she repeat the mistakes of the past?
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Demona - Complete
For the Love of Shara by Vieraheart15 reviews
Shara and Marche spend a special few hours alone, and discover their feelings for each other. MAJOR LEMON, you have been warned. HumanXViera relationship.
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Vieraslayer by Vieraheart15 reviews
Jote is captured by the ReenaKaana. Now only Alvyne and her friends can save her from the evil dogs, one of whick is Alvyne's own aunt! BalthierXFran, VaanXAlja KtjnXTomaj Strange, I know. several Lemons.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 94,984 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Fran, Balthier - Complete
Wild Wood by Vieraheart15 reviews
Another Vieracentered oneshot. This time, it's a yuri lemon about Jote and Nera. It's fall, and Jote is more frustrated than usual.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jote - Complete
The Law Hath Slept: Now 'tis Awake by Assimbya reviews
After the ending of the story, Mina, Jonathan, Jack and Arthur find that the government has finally decided to take an interest in their recent actions. And, veiwed under the cold scrutiny of the court, those actions may not seem so reasonable. [Warning for sexual and physical violence.] [note: no longer being updated.]
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Mina Harker, Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Dr. Seward, Johnathan Harker
Rubbing Off by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Succubus by Assimbya reviews
Lucy visits the men she loves.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Lucy Westenra, Quincey Morris, Dr. Seward - Complete
Caught In The Draft by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Domesticity by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by reine Seele reviews
They don't know what to do with each other, most of the time. They allow their bodies to talk for them, and oftentimes they find that langauge to be far more articulate than the spoken word. OneShot. Completed. M for Language,MF,NC,PWP
He-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
till death by Crow-Z reviews
Jonathan Crane has a candid conversation with Scarecrow and how to rid the world of his alter ego.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Tragic Flaws by Aesop reviews
Gargoyles 16: Everyone has one, a weakness or blindspot, and no one sees it in themselves until it's too late.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Mercy And Loyalty by BiteMeTechie reviews
There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lex L. - Complete
The Night Smallville Exploded by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
DoubleEdged Blade by Aesop reviews
Gargoyles 11. The clan wants to be accepted by the human world, but they are about to learn that that kind of acceptance can be a double-edged blade.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2003
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Nosferatu Dark Prince Rising Series reviews
The manhattan clan has faced many different foes, but when an excavation in Romania leads to the ressurection of an ancient evil things take an unexpected turn, for who can stand against Count Dracula the king of vampires? Pairings: Demona/Mabeth later on
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Demona, Macbeth
Bad Moon Rising Series reviews
When she was only eight years old, Helena Bertinelli's world was shattered, now part of that wound is starting to fester as the Justice League and she face an ancient evil with ties to her very past... Series will be Question/Huntress related
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question