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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1787975, Profile Updated: 06-30-14
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Uhm, I like Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, eating pizza, sleeping, The Mighty Boosh, feminism, sexual euphemisms, anything Team Starkid does, and being adorable. Yep. Sums me up.

Also, if I were a super hero, Mama Hotpants would be my name. Saving the world whilst brandishing a vibrator/sword combo and giving out free condoms, bitches. No villain would ever expect it.

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Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
In Each Others Shoes by flymeaway reviews
What if Clary grew up knowing she was Nephilim? What if Jace thought he was a regular human? What if they met and found out the truth? This is the story of City of Bones but Jace and Clary's positions have been reversed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Wilting by aerosol enlightenment reviews
My whole life long I have been nothing but an outcast. As a human I was shunned. As demon, people cursed my very name... I thought I had forever given up on what you spent so much of your life searching for..." Naraku X OC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naraku, Sesshomaru - Complete
1001 Nights by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
When Mo read the gold out of Tales From A Thousand and One Nights, Meggie was sent in. After being taken prisoner by a group of thieves, she meets Farid and they embark on a perilous journey. Can Farid keep Meggie safe until Mo can read her out?
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Meggie F., Farid - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Love At First Sip by Gangster 90 reviews
We've all read stories about the first time Will drank rum, often with Jack's help. But you never hear about the first time Jack, himself, drunk it. That's the real story we all want to hear. This is my version of how that happened. Please read and review
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Can't Help Being A Werewolf by Sambolina reviews
Sam Uley has a 16 year old daughter who just so happens captures the eye of 1 special werewolf. Join Samaira Uley in her quest of adventure and love. HINT HINT JACOB BLACK OC*****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jacob
The Ultimate Survival Guide by Jammeke reviews
Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
My Boyfriends Back by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Jacob goes to pick Renesmee up from school where he finds she has an admirer and decides to do something about it. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Life and Times of Jasper Hale reviews
started out as a social studies assignment if you can beleive it. this is just an example of how wild my imagination is haha. anyway,we all knew it would happen but...*dun dun duuuun* jasper decides to go emo. will he unknowingly create an apocolypse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jasper