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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.
Location: None of your Business!!! Stalker!!!!
I'm your average 21 year old girl, who can't really write, but is going to try her hardest. Though I don't tend to update my own stories often, sadly. I am still on FF, just more as a reader than a writer.
I have many different ideas running around in my head, but can never keep them still enough to write them out. Also, going through college does NOT give enough time to sit down and write often.
I love horses, as explained below. I ride every Monday, and if you want details, send me a PM. I rode a horse named Wilson, but he died of Colic, October 26th, 2009. So now i ride an ex-race horse, who doesn't like to listen to anyone. (Which is probably why he's an 'ex'-racehorse) He's in his teens now, and i absolutely LOVE him!! Even though he doesn't like to go left...
u say hi ~ i say hay
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
Set sail in a general, that way direction.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, LilMissWolfGirl,Bookworm290, Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, Fiery Horse Fanatic
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
The White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.