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Of Lions And Lambs part 3 by Marblez reviews
Well...if you don't know what the basic summary is by now then I would suggest reading parts 1 and 2. Sorry, couldn't resist. WARNING - SLASH! MPREG later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,657 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Jasper
Beyond the Theatre Closet by Storyteller xx reviews
Lost in Austen meets Twilight. Hazel HATES Twilight, but fate has other ideas and takes her from her own life and switches her with Bella. But she finds Twilight isn’t all that it seems, it seems Meyer had it all wrong…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,313 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009
Not again! by rainydaysaremyheaven reviews
Edward leaves again, this time for another of his kind. Bella hates him, but she's pregnant with his child. He doesn't know. Will he realize what a mistake he made when he sees Bella years later! Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009
Psyche by Gizmobunny reviews
Alex died on a Thursday - or at least her body did. At first sharing Max's head seemed like a nice alternative, but after three years it's time that she moved on. Alex Russo has never gone down without a fight, however, and this is no exception. Complete.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,031 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Max R., Alex R. - Complete
An Angel by MyHeroRaven reviews
There is more to James then meets the eye. And no one gets it. No one understands. Character Death. Implied Slash. Cussing.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - James - Complete
When Bella Met Merlin by AuroraKnight reviews
In which Bella meets Merlin and eventually ponders the origins of vampire eye color. Oneshot.
Crossover - Twilight & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Merlin - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by JeanBoulet reviews
Damon, Jeremy, Stefan, and Elena are eating at the Mystic Grille, but Jeremy is in a teasing mood, and that always spells trouble. Things escalate. Established Daremy secret relationship. Observe the rating, huns!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
First Time by BookCrazyyyGirll1995 reviews
Inspired by the song "First Time" by Lifehouse. I suck at summaries, but the story is definitely worth a read! Reviews are love! M/M Slash between Damon and Jeremy.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
The Beauty Of The Dark by CrowX reviews
After refraining to hunt in order to keep a low profile Damon is itching to wreak some havoc. Who would be better than Elena's innocent brother? But what he started out of boredom would soon become his lifeline. AU after 1.09. Slash, Daremy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,153 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Jeremy G., Damon S. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
Twisted Love by jka1 reviews
Set in alternate future. Marks Wyatt's descent to evil as his love and obsession for Chris grows. Slash, incest. Dark fic. If you don't like slash please do not enter. For everyone else, enjoy. DISCONTINUED (sorry!)
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,407 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Truth or dare by Skiefyer reviews
Gwen giggled, rather evilly in Merlin’s opinion, and lent forward conspiratorially before whispering in his ear. “I dare you to profess your undying love and then kiss Arthur.”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Love Potion Number Nine by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Maybe Today by startswithgoodbye9412 reviews
Bailey has a secret. She decides to try and hide it, but when it comes out, the effect is dangerous. One-shot :
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bailey P. - Complete
Max Russo's Box by FalselyTrue reviews
There's a box that sits on Max Russo's former desk...inside rests thirteen items. What are they and what are they for?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Max R. - Complete
Is That My Underwear! by miamimac23 reviews
What should have happened the night after Troy's final basketball game. He finds Jimmie taking pictures of his room, which leads to much more than either bargained for. Started as Troy/Jimmie but quickly became a giant East High orgy of fun! SLASH, LEMON!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Troy B., Jimmie Z.
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Edward's Hate Letters by Hockey-Girl32 reviews
Bella discovers the hate letters that Edward has written to various residents of Forks, but has never sent. What does Edward really think of Bella's friends, of her father? Hilarious and utterly out of control! E/B Contains bad language. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Getting Better by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Once Edward left, Bella found drugs. After being kicked out of Charlie's house & her friends' house, she moved into the Cullen's old place. Of course they came back. BxE. M for drug use, sexual references & language. Bella OOC. 130 FAV's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling in Love: A Love Story about Love by edsper4eva reviews
Edsper. Edward/Jasper. Slash. M/M. Edward fell in love with his brother. How can he resist and how can he get Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Jasper
FunTime with the Cullens! by Twisisters reviews
Jacob imprints on a corpse, Emmett gets really drunk, Sam is reduced to a bloody mess and Jasper decides he wants to live on the bottom of the ocean. what's not to like? rated T just in case 4 future chaps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Our Lives On The Big Screen by Chrystalize198 reviews
With much convincing from Alice, Edward and Bella go to the movies. What happens when the movie they see is TWILIGHT! How will things pan out with screaming fans, and a wise human girl sitting in front of them! READ AND GIVE YOUR OPINION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Eclipse by Bloodymuffinpuff reviews
Crack. Bella is distressed with her life, not only does Edward appear to be gay and cheating on her, she has to deal with the random and out of this world events that seem to be drawn to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
They Know by Ari5194 reviews
What happens to Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Cullens when the Volturi come out about the existence of vampires to the world? How will the people of Forks react? How will Charlie and Rene react? Rating may change...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Lullaby by Demonic Fuzzballs reviews
CRACK!FIC Bella and Alice have some quality time and spend it discussing inherently funny words. A very intoxicated Bella and scheming Alice then concoct a poem which will leave fans screaming in fear! WARNING THIS POEM/STORY IS WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Moving the Moon by Babisko reviews
Niles was forced to move to Forks, but what he finds there, might not be all that bad. Slash version of Twilight Edward/OC M/M Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward
Photographing Forests by Pyxis Leon reviews
This is our story, of how potions come between romance and friendships are established outside normal circumstance. And how, through it all, the way you drive me crazy is so intoxicating. Jasper/Draco, MPREG, The Golden Trio, adventure and love. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,616 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Jasper
Almost Paradise by TerraZeal reviews
Slash. Incest. AU as of Bad, Bad, World. ChrisxWyatt. Some ChrisxBianca. Explores when Chris was on Wyatt's side. Chapter 7 up. Finally.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Emmett's Fan Fiction by meclipse reviews
Emmett thinks he can write an M rated story for FF, but has trouble with the wording
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete