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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Studio 33-- It was written as a joke/crack fic. And that is why I highly appreciate being rated #4 on Cracked.com in their "5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes in Fanfiction". I consider it a compliment. Thanks :)

Flying High with Silver Wings

Summary: Travel back to 1965 and to the height of the jet set era, when Pilots enjoyed near godly status and being a stewardess meant playing the conflicting roles of sexpot and vestal virgin. Meet Bella, a Pan Am "stew" who lives in the Big Apple and considers herself a modern, independent woman with desires of seeing the world. She encounters the charming Officer Cullen, who swoons his way into her heart. Travel with them as they explore various cities and events of the time, testing if their love can soar in the air as well as on land. Touching on the social culture of the time and set on the cusp of the sexual revolution, the reader gets a glimpse into this period under the guise of a big ol' love story. Originally written as a o/s entry for the Age of Edward contest, it has now been expanded into a multi-chapter story.

Thanks to my most wonderful beta and friend, siouxchef, my equally awesome iota/pal, hopeful wager. Be sure to read their amazing stories which are linked below in my favorites.

FHSW was nominated for a Golden Lemon award in the Most Creative Lemon category(chp. 3)! I am beyond shocked. It was a true honor to be nominated. Thanks!

Chapter 1: Take Off

Here is a slide show of pictures that influenced this chapter. You can view the Pan Am stewardess uniform, JFK & Worldport, the flight deck of a Boeing 707, Bella's evening outfit, and some of the sights in San Francisco.

Chapter 2: A Date at the Fair

This illustration truly inspired the Fair Date.
World's Fair commercial
: the end makes me think of their date!
Quisp

Bella's date dress

Chapter 3: Peace Through Understanding

Nerdy about the Fair? This map was my saving grace. Here are some great old shots of the pavilions and such. Want more? Check out this youtube clip! Here's the Peace Through Understanding sign.
I love this panoramic photograph. See the tire?
Click the pic to zoom in and find the family (toward ths middle) wearing the silly feather felt hats!
For the Disney peeps out there, here's a youtube clip about Walt Disney's rides at the Fair. They live on at Disneyland & WDW!
Lastly, a photo of the US Royal Tire Ferris Wheel. Guh. Check out the cutie in it w/ the cool hair!

Chapter 4: Standby

The Kinks
The Marvelettes

Chapter 5: Holding Pattern

Newport Folk Festival: Bob Dylan goes electric
D.H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover

Barbara Lewis

Chapter 6: Ticket to Ride

Shea Stadium
The Beatles at Shea Stadium -youtube clip
More about the Beatles show (interesting web site)
If I Fell - The Beatles (listen along with the end of the chapter!)

Chapter 7: Whipped Cream & Other Delights (posting 5/4. Don't peak at links till you've read!)

Herb Albert & the Tijuana Brass "Whipped Cream & Other Delights" - record cover
The Automat -youtube clip
Corvair convertible
BCP - lil history lesson
Early DialPak packaging

Chapter 8: (one day...)

I really do wish to finish this. I really do.

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Yes, Mistress by mskathy reviews
This is a romantic BDSM fic primarily revolving around 2 female characters.Rose is Mistress and Pet is not revealed for a few chapters. This will cover their vanilla life, play parties, other partners, etc. Lemons, adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Dark of the Midway by EJ Santry reviews
Edward lives a life of anonymity amidst the Midway of the Carnival. He only steps out into the light to find someone to fill his carnal needs. Follow him through a day in his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Edward
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Burn by vixen1836 reviews
After years of war and unrequited love, an Infantryman returns from the front, reuniting with the only girl he ever wanted. RATED M. Officer and a Gentleman Contest Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Mistletoe Manipulation by vixen1836 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Restoration by writersiouxchef reviews
Jasper Whitlock: loyal husband and brother, brilliant military strategist, fierce warrior, empath. What were his beginnings? What did he endure in his 20 mortal years and a century as a bloodthirsty killer to bring him to Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper
Homeless by charmizane reviews
Edward is homeless and trying to stay invisible to society, then he meets Bella and wants to be her everything. Entry in the "I Love 80's Music" one shot contest. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vision of Rapture by writersiouxchef reviews
My entry of the Love through Lemons contest. Jasper and Alice's first time. Rated M for major sexytimes and potty mouths.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe Not So Annoying Anyway by Have to write reviews
When Blanche is caught jerking off rose joins & dicided to pleaser herself also... and gets more freaky
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
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Flying High with Silver Wings reviews
The year is 1965 and Bella, a Pan Am stewardess, has a crush on the charming, Officer Cullen. Will sparks fly or will this flight have an aborted takeoff? Originally written for the Age of Edward contest, but now continues. Rated M for lemons, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Studio 33 reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Master of the House reviews
Jasper and Edward spend a lonely night working the graveyard shift of their college radio shows. Read about the same night from two POVs. Comedy. AH. Rated M for daydreaming citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Newlywed Game reviews
Bella & Edward participate in a comedic game aboard their honeymoon cruise. Written for the Fictionista WitFit challenge. AH. Rated M for some implied lemon-esque talk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Somebody reviews
Charlie's ready to find love again & seeking that special somebody...on-line. Inspired by Depeche Mode song of same name. Originally written for 80's Contest. AH/AU. Rated M for ripe lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Charlie S., Sue - Complete