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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1788116, Profile Updated: 07-13-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

ABOUT ME:)

I'm obsessed with Twilight. I figured the best way to start my about me would be like an AA meeting.

Favorite Books: The Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy Novels, Blue Bloods Novels, The Wake Series, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Breathe My Name, House Of Night Novels, Thirteen Reasons Why, Touch Novels, The Immortals Series, and many more that I can't think of right now.

Favorite Movies and TV shows: Twilight, Avatar The Last Airbender, Inception, Shutter Island, Accepted, Casablanca, Up In The Air, Lady and The Tramp, Fox and The Hound, The Aristocats, Serenity, Eurotrip, all the Scooby Doo movies, Knight and Day, Nightmare On Elm Street, and Killers. Chuck, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Project Runway, On The Road with Austin and Santino, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Design Star, The Gates, Haven, The Big Bang Theory, Will and Grace, Friends, House, That 70's Show, and Human Target.

Appearance: Dark brown hair and green eyes.

I love Twilight Conventions! You may sound like a loser saying I'm going to the Twilight convention, but it was literally one of the best experiences of my life! I got to meet so many actors from the movie!! They were so sweet! Peter was so sexy! I was just like starring at him! He is so gorgeous!

How I feel about the characters:)

Emmett McCarty Cullen- The most amazing cute adorable vampire ever! He is so funny and has such an amazing personality! He is so sweet and even though he likes to joke around and play pranks he would protect everybody. And well... I love him.

Rosalie Lillian Hale- Rosalie is a strange character for me to talk about. Her quote in Eclipse when she was describing to Bella how she felt about her is basically how I feel about Rose. I don't hate her, I may not particularly like her, but well, I envy her.

Mary Alice Brandon Whitlock Cullen Hale- My third favorite, Pixie Cullen. She is so amazing I think it would be amazing to go shopping with her! It would be so fun because we could buy so much! and we could go to H&M, Coach, Burberry, and Zara! Oh so many stores, so little time.

Jasper Whitlock Hale- Okay I love Jasper hes so sweet and I really think hes adorable and that he truely is a good person:) Plus, I would melt over his accent and really who doesn't love a guy in uniform. And I love Jackson Rathbone who plays him. He is so crazy and awesome!

Carlisle Cullen- There really is something to love about Carlisle. He is so compassionate and hes a doctor. There really is something attractive about a doctor.

Esme Evenson Platt Cullen- Esme is the sweetest person in the world! Not that I don't love my own mother, but I would love for Esme to be my mom. She is just so awesome.

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen- Okay now, I don't hate Edward. But I would never ever ever want to be left alone in a room with him. He scares me. I mean really, who watches people sleep? That's just creepy. Plus he really annoys me when hes being all overprotective.

Isabella Marie Swan Cullen- Bella is quite interesting. I'm not really sure how I feel about Bella. Shes very nice and everything but she can be so whiny and annoying!

Renesmee Carlie Cullen- I LOVE this kid. She is so cute and has such a personality and very different from both her parents, besides her looks. I think her and Jake will make an amazing couple and when or IF they do get married I would love to watch Edwards reaction to finding out!

Eleazar- Okay I would like to start off stating the fact that even though his power seems kind of lame it is so cool!! I would love to be able to tell what peoples powers are. I mean think of all the cool things that you could possibly stumble upon!

Carmen- Carmen is so sweet! She just seems so loving. Kind of like Esme but in a different sense. Ugh, you know what I mean.

Kate- Not only is Kate amazingly cool, she also gets Garrett. Lucky. Plus she has her really cool shock power! So awesome.

Garrett- I love Garrett. Another man in uniform, like Jasper. You can totally see those two getting along. Which makes him even more awesome!

Tanya- I'm not really sure what to make of Tanya. Everybody is like Tanya is a whore! But I'm kind of like... no she's not. She likes Edward, like most Twilight fans. You can't blame her for having a crush. Even though I don't find him particularly attractive, everyone else seems to, so why not Tanya?

Leah Clearwater- Okay, she is by far one of my favorite wolves, she has this weird sense of humor about her! I think shes totally misunderstood and truely before Renesmee was born I totally thought her and Jake should have been together!!

Seth Clearwater- He's so cute he's like a little kid he always has a smile on his face and he likes vampires I dont know what could be better! But he's Rosa's, and he can be annoying.

Harry Clearwater- R. I. P. It's so sad because he had one of the best lines in New Moon. 'Don't worry about the bears Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.'

Sue Clearwater- I feel bad for Sue. Losing her husband and having to take care of two reckless teenage werewolves. Poor Sue.

Paul- First of all, does anyone else think its weird that Paul doesn't have a last name? Anyways, Paul is another one of my favorite wolves. He is so hilarious, even though he has a bad temper theres something amusing about him. And, he's really hot.

Quil Ateara- Theres something about Quil that just makes me love him. And you totally know that Quil was like the ladies man of La Push before he imprinted. Quil is so adorable and fun loving.

Claire-Claire is the most adorable little kid, though I have a feeling that she'll be quite a troublemaker growing up with those wolf boys.

Embry Call- Now honestly I feel pretty indifferent about the character. I don't hate him, but I don't love him. Though I do love Kiowa Gordon who plays him in the movies! Kiowa is so adorable and sweet! And he always has the coolest pants.

Sam Uley- Sam is a great Alpha, it's just hes kind of boring as a character.

Emily Young- Emily is so amazing! She is so sweet, shes like the Esme of the wolves. I really want to try one of her muffins. They seem like they would be so delicious!

Jacob Black- I don't really like Jake. I sort of start to like him in Breaking Dawn but not a whole lot. And I hate that god awful nickname he gave Renesmee! Ugh!

Billy Black- Billy is extremely interesting. He just seems like this 'wants to roll down a steep hill in his wheelchair' kind of guy. Which is really awesome.

Mike Newton- Ok I love this kid he gets pretty annoying but he really makes the books funny! He always makes me laugh.

Jessica Stanley- Theres something about Jessica that really stuck with me as a character. In a way I found her relatable. Everyone is like Jessica is so annoying she just wants to get good gossip and all this stuff. Well, I don't know if I can defend her on her gossiping but there was something I liked about her just being this normal teenage girl going through issues and being jealous. Because honestly we all hate on Jessica for being rude to Bella, but wouldn't we all if we were in her situation? I know I would.

Alec- I'm not really sure if I love Alec or I love Cameron Bright. But either way Alec is awesome, because honestly who doesn't want to cut off peoples senses as a form of torture? I know I do.

My Stories:)

Slumber Party Interuption- Alice and Rosalie decide to have a Fashion Show! But what can go wrong when Emmetts home? Emmett Bond v.s. Edward Bond! Who will save Bella from the tortures of Emmett and Jasper?

Chapter one
Hot Pink Eyeliner: http://www.girlyshop.co.uk/Photos/Product/Small/P2255P1.514034640

Chapter two
Bella's Bustier: http://www.lingeriediva.com/bustier/candy-heart-bustier-set
Alice's Busier: http://www.lingeriediva.com/bustier/baby-skull-print-mesh-bustier-set
Rosalie's Bustier: http://www.lingeriediva.com/bustier/polka-dot-zebra-print-bustier-set

Chapter four
Alice's Pajamas: Shirt- http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=17006
Pants- http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=16705&cat=268&page=1
Bella's Pajamas: Shirt- http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=17588
Pants- http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=17525
Rosalie's Pajamas: Shirt- http://www.thepajamacompany,com/store/product.php?productid=16702
Pants- http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=16694

Epilogue

Alice's Dress- http://www.polyvore.com/tiered_chiffon_ruffle_dress_womens/thing?id=7592994
Bathing Suit- http://www.polyvore.com/leopard_monokini/thing?id=5906225

The Cullens Adventures in London- The Cullens decide to take a trip to London. But can Emmett ruin everything? Whats changed when Carlisle returns to his original home? When Esme and Bella are on the London Eye whose hanging off the side of it? And where is Alice and Rosalie during all this, oh their shopping:)

My Untold Story- The tale of a Twilight fan whose dream comes true at the Eclipse premiere when she realizes a certain vampire is sitting next to her. She's forced into a world that she's always dreamed of? But can she handle whats to come?

Can You Walk The Walk?- Rosalie explains her secret to Bella; Anti-Aging cream. And have you ever wondered what would happen the day Edward didn't catch Bella?

A Night With Emmett And Alice- Emmett gets a little too hyper and Alice is getting ready for her and Jasper's Anniversary. What could go wrong?

I also co-author a story with WittyPenNamesROverrated called The Adventures Of Charlotte and Rosa! Please go check it out it is so amazing and I love it!


Farewell:)
Please go check out my stories.

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Bella falls for the wrong cullen by alxandrabb reviews
A year after Edward returns, Bella finds herself playing a little game of truth or dare with the Cullens. What will happen when she is dared to trade mates with Rosalie for a week? Will she fall in love with another Cullen? Only time will tell. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,653 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Adventurous Adventures Of Charlotte & Rosa by IThoughtMYJokesWereBad reviews
Charlotte & Rosa met the Cullens & wolves one night in an...unusual place. This is their story about how they met the Twilight characters. Emmett/OC Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/24/2009
Can Time Change Things by Slower Than Stampeding Turtles reviews
Bella & Emmett were married and happy, that is until he gets mauled by a bear & 'saved' by a certain vampire.Months after his 'death' Bella gets changed too. Now they are both in Forks with a family of their own.What happens when they meet again? AU & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Bella's Choice by wanderingdarkness reviews
When Bella hurt herself on her birthday Jasper managed one bite that would change her life forever. Edward ends up hating the both of them because of the bond they share and leave. Ooc non canon couplings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,919 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
We Are Broken by Lucy Greenhill reviews
He was supposed to be dead, yet, there he was... A very mysterious and beautiful girl arrives at Forks High. Who is she and what does she have to do with Jasper's past? And how will she affect the Cullen's future? Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,118 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
The Babysitting Bella Chronicles by capitaine-awesome reviews
Cullens are hunting for the weekend and Emmett gets to babysit Bella. He has a list of 10 activities planned for the weekend. Features Alcohol, vibrators, pole dancing, Emmett wearing a bra, fake orgasms and a very drunk Bella .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The stars and the sun by IsabellaDangelo reviews
What would happen if a human from our universe ended up in the Twilight universe? What would she really think? Do? Feel? And what if our universe was the “fictional” one? New Moon continuing through BD, AU, Canon couples, Longest Twilight FF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 500,356 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by SilverChairie999 reviews
Jasper becomes fascinated by a human girl who he's never paid attention to before. He tries to ignore it, but what happens when the rest of the Cullens won't let him and he gets attatched to her? Will more transpire? lame summary, sorry. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,529 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Jasper
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
10 Years Ago You Left Me by Mnlozano93 reviews
10 years ago Edward left Bella and her life changed for the worse. Now Bella isn't human anymore, what happens when she comes across the Cullens again? Different from most stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Watching Renesmee by Hanneot reviews
Alice and Rosalie are going to Paris, Carlisle and Esme are traveling, Edward and Bella have to go to Phoenix because Renee and Phil are ill.. Who is left to watch Renesmee? Jasper and Emmett. Nessie is having her period, growing up.. Rated K .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bewitched by meryl13 reviews
2o years after Breaking Dawn the Cullen's came across a very mystical creature. And someone in the Volturi guards' past will be revealed? Well, that will be, in the later chapter! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Truth or Dare, Cullen Style by canadianfatcake reviews
Alice has a vision. It involves all of the Cullens. They are going to play TRUTH OR DARE. Not all of the members want to play; but in the end, they all shall enjoy it as Emmett is made gay, and Alice and Jasper's truth comes out. Funny. Some Bad Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008
Return to Meyer by Bookworm-xxx reviews
Sequel to Living in Meyer. Ashley's back in Fictional Forks as Alice always predicted she would. With James out of the way and Victoria hell bent on revenge, what will Ashley do without her knowledge of the story's plot this time around?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,101 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Mercury by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Eclipse. The Batons move to Forks. They're not like others, with strange shifting eyes, and a secret no one knows. Not real werewolves, surely? How will them moving there affect the story? Emotions run high, plenty of scandal. Not a bad story. All canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
What's Lust Got to do With It? by my hubby is no edward reviews
While Edward & Rosalie are out of town, will Emmett and Bella be able to contain their infatuation for one another, or will they let the lust consume them? AU/AH, a bit OOC; rated M for a good reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,732 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Light in the Darkness by vcln reviews
POST ECLIPSE... Two Cullen members are faced to deal with heart-break and betrayal and find comfort in one another. I'm not very good at summaries but please give it a try. my first fanfic. THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,014 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
100 years worth of journals by usedtobeasquint reviews
I saw the extended scenes for Twilight and had an idea: what if Bella read Edward's journals? This is the story of what she finds out. Rating may change later on, I have to see where I end up going with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pandora's Heart by v1k10311 reviews
Pandora is new to folks, with her parents. She has always been a different, she has never felt the cold, and she has this amazing sense of smell. One her first day of school she meets Alice and the rest of the Cullen/hales. edward/oc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward, Alice
The Violet Eyed Girl by meryl13 reviews
Set 5 years after Breaking Dawn: What happens when Seth imprints on a violet eyed girl. Will they end up or not? Join the La push pack in their adventure with the violet eyed girl! And what happens when a certain group of royal vampires come?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Seth
Missing Piece by marieXcullen reviews
Edward left Bella alone and broken. Rosalie left Emmett for Edward. Bella and Emmett help heal each other, but what happens when the Cullens return? Will Edward and Rosalie want their old mates back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FAMILY by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Emmett was changed into a vampire.. but on that day he lost someone so important to him. he never told anyone about her. When in forks, there is a new student in town... she isnt exactly human, but she does have a heartbeat. Emmett knows her.. he thinks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Bella and Edward Read Twilight by kitt3y reviews
Bella and Edward visit a bookshop, only to notice a book called Twilight. Set between New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
missunderstanding by gigglefaries101 reviews
on a hot sticky night bella relieves some tension only to attract an unexpected visitor what can come from this missunderstanding some m rated fun maybe ;- review please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,202 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Will I Ever Remember by Alyxus reviews
Edward Left Bella. Shes pregnant with his kid. She Marries another man that abuses her. The Cullens come back. Bella Disappears. Where did she go? Better then it sounds please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,646 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crescent Moon by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh My Cheesepuffs!: Everyone's Gender Confused! by Taliana-The-Vampire-831 reviews
A follow up to Oh My SnickerDoodles, so if you haven't read Oh My Snickerdoodles and/or Oh My Mushrooms, go do that before coming here...It's basically the same thing as those two, only slightly different...yeah I suck at summaries..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009
Vanilla Twilight by BestieofFredandGeorgeWeasley reviews
Abbey is just a regular girl. She is Twilight crazed and decides to go to Forks. But her plane crashes! Is she delusional or is she really in Twilight. Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Emmett
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Fate's Cruel Ways by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
After he left her Bella wandered out alone at night only to be attacked by a ravenous vampire. He spared her life and changed her instead and curbs her appitite when she cant herself. Now 60 years later they return in hopes that history wont repeat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,481 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Fan Girl On The Other Side of The Wall by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
The Cullens live in an apartment - next door to a fangirl and hear the mumblings of the girl reading Twilight Fanfiction! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Amethyst by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Phil and Renee had a child. She gets a normal looking necklace for her birthday...one that a certain someone is desperate to have. And how are the Cullens involved, and can they save Lily before it's to late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,461 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The haunting of Isabella Swan by Typie8882001 reviews
Edward and Bella are destined to be together, even when Edward die he refuses to leave Bella; But what will he do when Bella falls in love for a second time? Starts off as ExB and then JxB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,680 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Knowing by SilverGoldsun - Night.And.Day reviews
A mysterious girl washes up on the beach of La Push after a terrible ferry boat accident. Who is she Will there be imprint? Where does Alice fit into all of this? She knows things even you probly would never have known. This is my first fanfiction.SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Seth, Alice
Broken Promises by hopper5101 reviews
Bella and Edward are Best Friends in 1918. They find out about vampires and make a promise-if either get turned they change the other. Edward doesn't keep the promise and Bella gets changed after. Both think the other is dead. They meet up in modern times
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dreams Come True by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
HIATUS - Melanie & Lynda have been BFF. When they make a wish on a star,they find themselves in a place they didn't think possible. After meeting the love of their lives,they have a hard choice to make. Staying there forever or finding a way home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Paul, Embry
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews
Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Shenanigans by alittlebitwarped reviews
The Emmett and Jasper Chronicals. When you live forever, what do you live for? Well Emmett and Jasper live for driving the rest of the Cullens nuts. Here is their story. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...but I do own horse, her name is Sprite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Wanna Bet? by Emmelie Cullen reviews
Emmett:Looks a Greek god would be jealous of and Rosalie:art freak nerd outcast both meet in a bet by his friends. "If you can change that girl to legendary social status you win" They told him. He thought it would be easy, until he found out it was HER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,573 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Prank Wars by Surviving Sheika reviews
April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The future is our own by vampireGurl101 reviews
How do you think The twilight Series would have turnned out had Edward and Bella already know their Future? well this is my version of what would have happend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waking Up by Terez reviews
Alice wakes up after her transformation to a vision of Jasper. She sees that he is in pain and decides to find him. This is their journey to find each other. Note that some chapters will focus more Alice and some will focus more on Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The 12 days of Christmas by hamishthehobbit reviews
Last Christmas, I re-wrote the words to the 12 days of Christmas... but I lost the sheet! But, I remembered them by heart and thought I'd share their wondrous joy with you lot. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9250 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
my fate decided by Twilightaddict102 reviews
attacked as a child emily lost her parents to a vampire attack. she was found by another vampire. He raised the child who became powerful from her search for the vampire who killed her parents. now 12 her search brings hr to forks. meets cullens. post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
A New Love by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Jasper runs off after nearly attacking Bella and returns home a few days later and he comes home to find that all his family is gone and there's a note telling him not to follow. Suck at summaries. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,812 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Edward’s Curse by The Slinky Master reviews
When a fan girl of Twilight meets Edward Cullen, Edward gets tied with a rope and is followed everywhere! He can't get away and is forced to walk around with the Twilight fan, Amber, following him everywhere! How much longer can he take this madness!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
Nessie where do babies come from? by ShortyLilHalf-and-Half reviews
In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Truth Or Die by theslow1 reviews
What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Pulled into Twilight by amaven reviews
Twilight fan-girl somehow gets transported into the fantasy world and is torn between wanting to stay and finding a way home. Rated 'M' for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward - Complete
ULTIMATE TWILIGHT CHATROOM by Bri1224 reviews
This is a chatroom with the worlds biggest twilight fans and their number one idol. Edward cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward
Cynthia's Story by Cynthia-Brandon reviews
Cynthia Brandon missed her sister. When she visits the asylum in which Alice was put in, James appears and changes Cynthia. What happens when Cynthia runs into the Cullens 90 years later? AU, pre-twilight/post-BD ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice
The Potter Girl by Skye Evans reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister that he never knew about? This is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Holiday With The Family by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Sequel to Till Dad Tears Him Apart. Nessie, Jacob and their kids go to spend a week with the Cullens in Forks. What could go wrong? One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Forever Again by twilightluvr1918 reviews
Edward didn't come back in New Moon. Laurent changed Bella. Now, 30 years later, they are seeing each other again. I know there are tons of these but I wanted to try it! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The week long adventures of Emmett and jasper by manga loverXD reviews
a humorous story about our two favorite vampires who are very very bored!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Crazy Cullen Moments by Courtney0012 reviews
See how many crazy cullen moments the Girls and Boys in the Cullen house hold pull. Emmett is crazy, Jasper thinks he has weight issues and Edward and his Piano are a problem and Cullen girls do crazy things too in and outside the Cullen household.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Bedtime story! by kscathammelfelt reviews
Bella comes up with a little bedtime story for Nessie and it ends up with teh entire family listening to Bellas fairytale.. She make familymember as the characters and she use storys like Little red riding Hood and Alice in wonderland. All vamp!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight TruthOrDare by Faith-Hope-Love-Joy reviews
Actually it's really just dare, but you can do truths too! Includes Olympic Coven and Jake and Seth! CRAZY DARES!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Till Dad Tears Him Apart by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Funny NessiexJacob story about them getting married if Edward lets Jake live that long. Crap at summarys, i'm re-uploading it. 7 Years after Breaking Dawn. From writer of WifeSwap Vampire Editon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Angela is a Witch? Part II by LadyBugGirl reviews
FOLLOWS THE ORIGINAL ANGELA IS A WITCH, by Hopper5101, so read that first! I adopted her story, about Bella finding out Angela is a witch, and tons of other mythical creatures are real! Really funny! Please read and review! I hope you aren't disappointed!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Angela
Angela is a witch? by hopper5101 reviews
What if Angela really was a witch? And why does Jessica have a tail? And Ben doesn't work for Santa? Who are the little green people? What is up with this little town of Forks? FINISHED BY LADY BUG GIRL
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Angela - Complete
A day with Jasper by SimplyKey reviews
Edward agrees for bella to spend some time with Jasper after they get back from Italy. They go from just talking to biking to running and meeting another coven! What will J%B's adventure led them to? Bro/sis bonding time! R&R must be review to get updated
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Another Time, Another Love Story by Skye Evans reviews
Bella stumbles across a diary as she's cleaning out her and Edward's cottage. It's dated 1918 and is by a girl named Charlotte Clarke, Edward's first love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Love by Raine Simms reviews
Bella finds Edward cheating on her with Alice and Rosalie. Jasper, Emmett and her Leave Alice,Rosalie and Edward. Will it all end well for them or not.Emmett/Bella/Jasper.Changed it a little.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Changes by lovelyyy reviews
Well, what if Bella chose to never jump off the cliff? What if Edward never came back? One year after Edward leaves, Bella becomes a vampire. Well, it's 25 years later, Bella's part of the Volturi, and they've got some visitors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/23/2007
Take a Hint! by SarahxEmmett reviews
My twisting of Edward's words. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
OhMyMushrooms Felivia and Sophie Meet the Cullens by Taliana-The-Vampire-831 reviews
The Cullens make some new friends. Me and my psycho friend ItsaTay. A series of short but very comical moments with us and the Cullens. WARNING: If you don't like psycho fan-girls, or Psychotic moments. thenfor the love of Carlisle, Do Not Click This Link
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Welcome to Twilight Fangirl Therapy! by Fishey Stories reviews
We have another one, boss' called the loudspeaker by my desk. I groaned. Another one? Good lord, that was the fourteenth one this week! How many of them were out there? Hundreds? Thousands? Millions?" Welcome to Twilight Fangirl Therapy. OneShot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
It's Real! by Miss Shakespeare reviews
A twilight fan finds she is thrown into the twilight universe and meets the Cullens. How will the cullens take it, and will Lillian find love in the unlikliest of places? Will random be the new law in the Cullen House hold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Seth
A New Beginning by xBettingOnTheVampiresx reviews
Here's the story of how Alice met Jasper and then continued on to find the Cullens. It's better than you think! Rated M for future lemons! AXJ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Dreaming or not? by famouslastwordsx reviews
All twilight fans wish to be in the books. But what happens when two girls get their wishes granted?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jacob
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Emmett Gets a Fish by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
The title itself is pretty self explanatory. Emmett is home alone one day and is bored out of his mind. While getting himslef mixed up in a ton of mayhem and foolishness, he decides that he needs to get himself a fish! Please R&R! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Surprise by Shiny Volvo Owner 20 reviews
Emmett,Jasper, and Alice surprise a sick Bella on Halloween.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Welcome To My World: Annelise's Story by inspired-always reviews
What would happen if a Twilight fan actually met Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Emmett Goes Prettyboy by Zukaddy reviews
SEQUEL TO EMMETT GOES EMO! Emmett goes prep, nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Silence is Silver reviews
Sequel to A New Bella! What happens when Bella's alter ego comes back. This is the story of the beast inside the beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Shock Therapy by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Three obsessed girls get sent to a therapist about their Twilight obsessions. Imagine all the things that could happen. LMFAO. JxT aka Jane x Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
A New Bella by Silence is Silver reviews
You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
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My Untold Story reviews
My name is Alexandria Rose. I am a totally obsessed Twilight Fan. This is my story about how one night changed my life. and how I became a Cullen. T for Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Can You Walk The Walk? reviews
Rosalie explains to Bella about her secret: Anti-Aging Cream. And Bella falls down without Edward to catch her! one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
A night with Emmett and Alice reviews
Emmett gets a little too hyper while Alice is trying to get ready for hers and Jaspers anniversery night. Will Emmett get a little carrieed away? or will he just have a little too much Mountian Dew? one shot. Rated T for TACOS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Slumber Party Interuption reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to put on a Fashion Show for all the guys during their slumber party! But what can go wrong when Emmmett's there? Will the Fashion show ever continue? What will happen when Alice learns she knows Kung-fu? Rated T for TACOS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,085 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Cullens Adventures In London reviews
The Cullen's decided to go on a trip to London. Carlisle gets to resee it all. But will Emmett ruin the trip for everyone? Click to find out! that sounds weird XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Emmett