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Joined 12-31-08, id: 1788224, Profile Updated: 04-07-12
Author has written 23 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Hunger Games.

I'm in a perpetual state of mental pandemonium.



I'm on a hiatus.

Wishlist:

• unlimited access to movies and books

• screwdriver

• sonic screwdriver

• tension wrench

• ordinary wrench

• duct tape

• electrical tape

• a Tardis

• full set of my favorite books

• parchment, inkwell and quill

• lightsaber

• my own broomstick or Invisibility Cloak

• a Raglan tshirt

• cancellation of global warming

But sucks for me because we all know that we can't have everything that we want.

• And oh yeah, I want to fly.


OTPs:

• HP: Scorose. (I kind of ship Dramione too but Scorose is dominant in my heart)

• Star Wars: Anidala.

• THG: Katniss and Peeta (Peeniss?), and Finnick and Annie (Fannie?...no, Annick)

• AHS: Violate (and fuck everything else. I hate everything. This ship is too painful but I still ship them. I am a sick person.)

• DW: Ten and Rose

• Skins: Effy and Freddie, and Sid and Cassie

• Sherlock: Sherlock and emotions, and John and his blog


Apologies for wrong grammar and spellings. Reviews help me.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE TIME READING! (and I'm not shouting at you)

FIN

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The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Lonely Patch Of Ice by brahdley jims reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have a problem. Involving a patch of ice. scorrose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Year of The Marauders by BlackLightDawn reviews
Sirius has an idea: Make the Marauder's Last Year THEIR Year. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dorm Room by Rabiscar reviews
UPDATED. Through a series of vignettes describing experiences that are all tied to the dormitories, this JP/LE outlines the little events that brought James and Lily together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Order of the Xineohp by Simurgh reviews
A parody on characters' personalities, their likes/dislikes &c. They're all opposite now, from Petunia to Kreacher! Set mostly in Grimmauld Place, OotP meeting. R&R, por favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
She Wouldn't Listen by Mighty Lion reviews
A poem I thought of one day in English. It's about how Jadis wouldn't listen to Aslan, so he had to destroy her.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Aslan, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Reasons by aecul reviews
The reasons Jill likes Eustace. Some ExJ. There's not really a specific time it takes place, but most of it is between Silver Chair and Last Battle.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Tumnus: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Now you can have a Tumnus unit of your very own! Based on the delightful guides by Theresa Green.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tumnus
Valentine's Day 2010 by VampChick76 reviews
Jacob wants Nessie to be his Valentine. How does he win her heart? Through cheesy jokes, duh. After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Volturi and their Boring Life by accioedwardtnp reviews
You think the Cullens are the only ones who can have the spotlight? Well think again! Check out the Volturi's life in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aro, Caius
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince Parody by xXloveangelsXx reviews
My parody of the Half-Blood prince movie inspired by MuffinPuppet's parodies of gof and ootp. Lots of weirdness! please give it a go, its my first fic! UPDATE: MORE CHAPTERS ON THE WAY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
The Twelve Days of Twilight by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Twilight style! OOC. Breaking Dawn spoilers. REVIEW PLEASE! T for language. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Video Recorder by lumos maximum reviews
Scorpius and Rose talks out about their first kiss and a lot more on video, a bit of bickering, a lot of alcohol and fluff! Something I thought about but didn't finish, R&R! T for language. SM/RW. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Untamed by Ac Colins reviews
Another human girl has stumbled into Narnia and she isn't about to go swooning for some blonde king or his moody brother. Edmund can't stand the simpering women at court. He wants something more than just an anchor holding him back. Set in the Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,866 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by OrangeVelvet reviews
A Harry Potter parody of the song 'Single Ladies' for the DA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
You've got Mail by RoseWeasly16 reviews
In the world of Wizard Chatrooms two people meet not knowing they have met before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
17 things you should know about Rose Weasley by firefairydog94 reviews
17 things you should know about Rose Weasley according to Scorpius Malfoy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
20 Things I, James, Swear Not to Do to My Mates by aej325 reviews
ScorpRose. R&R? Thanks! COMPLETE: James gets into some trouble with Rosie, so he writes her a letter - and a list - with the unknowing help of his other best mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
James Potter by Faith16 reviews
What if when James' is so frustrated with Lily she shows him another side of her? A side he didn't realize she had. First time writing a James/Lily ship. Pleast be kind. It's a drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Felix Felicis by Weird Not Boring reviews
James would have to be seriously lucky for Lily to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That's How Your Mom Used to Do It by life takes time reviews
Nessie and Jake share their first kiss, and something a little.. well a little disturbing happens. Yay for fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Loin, the Beep and the Wackjob by KellySquared reviews
Exactly the movie except not at all. Random additions to lines and stuff that really don't make sense. Oh well, we love it and that's all that matters. Review and tell us how psychotic we are! Yay!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Chances by Violin Ghost reviews
Scorpius is scared. Scorpius is in shock. Scorpius is confused. Scorpius is angry. Scorpius is groggy. Scorpius is scared again. Five times Scorpius doesn't kiss Rose and one time he does , as they go through six moments in Hogwarts and come full circle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ways I Hate You by rileyluvr13 reviews
Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
Woo the Witch by ohsnap its potter reviews
Beastly Boy likes cheese. Lord Foxy likes women. Bookworm likes books. And the Incredible Hunk likes a certain girl named Evans. Lily can't help but wonder WHY she agreed to be everyone's Saturday night entertainment... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter's Birthday by ohsnap its potter reviews
It's James Potter's birthday, and he decides to throw it in the common room, which further angers the already angry mob that attempts to get past Sirius and Peter, who are in fact, bouncers. Meanwhile, Lily attempts to find him the ugliest gift. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Puddleglum: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Disclaimer: The Chronicles of Narnia belong to C.S. Lewis Lte.Author’s Note: This fic is inspired by Theresa Green's LOTR guides. Concept and format used with permission. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a PUDDLEGLUM! In order to
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Reepicheep: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's delightful series, now you can own a Reepicheep unit of your very own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004
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A Blonde Weasley and A Redheaded Malfoy reviews
After a fight gone out-of-control, an enchantment acts upon Rose and Scorpius and they must learn how to live their new lives. And maybe discover something unexpected in the process. And, no, they did not exchange bodies; they exchanged something bigger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,321 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Masterpiece reviews
"...So please don't go. Don't give up. If you do, I would to." Peeta's eyes got blurry as tears finally flow. "So now, it's my turn to say this to you...Stay with me." "Always," Katniss answered.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Rose's Seven Sleeping Activities reviews
Rose's seven sleeping activities as witnessed by Scorpius. Talking. Walking. Eating. Kicking. Groping. Sobbing. Smiling. And there's even a little pleasant surprise at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Bloody Bludger reviews
Missing chapter of Rose's Seven Sleeping Activities. Could be a stand-alone oneshot but beware of major cliffhanger! Rose tries out for the Quidditch team with Scorpius' help. And then...well, they were meant to be so whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Always reviews
He will always love Lily. Always. My extended version of The Prince's Tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chance to Meet reviews
England, Archenland, Calormen, then Narnia. Next destination is right to Edmund's heart...but does she want to? "It takes a whole lot of journeys to finally reach that one place, journeys of a war included." HHB-related.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,553 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
Walls and Barricades reviews
She never thought of any of those things even from the beginning, that one night when she mustered up the courage to leave her own walled world for a while and try to enter the strong barricades that Draco put up around himself. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Stop Being a Ginger! reviews
You couldn't stop someone being a ginger, even if you are in love with that that said ginger. Well, anyhoo, Scorpius doesn't really mind, because he likes Rose's gingerness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Empathy reviews
That was the day that Astoria's thoughts about the horrid character of Draco Malfoy changed. And it wasn't expected; it just happened when Draco offered help to a desperate Astoria for a Potions assignment. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Kiss the Heartbroken Girl reviews
He inched closer. "Rose, it gets more difficult for me, ever single second. Tell me I'm not just a friend to you," he said in a much stronger voice. Strong, but still gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Disgusting Body and Hormones reviews
Changing bodies, overly energetic hormones, a sweaty Slytherin...Rose thinks it's disgusting. Subconsciously? Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Kiss the Little Girl reviews
"I could kiss it. Maybe the ouchie would go away." "Kiss! What about cooties?" 7-year-old Teddy quickly & innocently kisses 5-year-old Victoire in Uncle Geroge's joke shop. Twelve years later, they snog for real. Last scene set in Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Visit Jacob Day reviews
"Charlie's clothes ripped. Renesmee drew back in terror when the giant russet wolf launched itself to her..." Nothing could go wrong? Think again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Babysitter, Chauffer, Protector reviews
Nessie. Prom. Another guy. Then there's Jacob....not her date. What happens next? Jake POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Let's Watch James Get Giddy reviews
James and his attempts to ask Lily out usually fail, but needless to say, he is giddy. Let's see how he does it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Elfy Trio: introducng H Powtzy! reviews
Dobby, Winky and Kreacher doing crazy stuff...written by a crazy person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Dobby
Breathe by Taylor Swift: Harry Potter Parody reviews
If you love Taylor Swift and Harry Potter books...you'll read this. Based on the Deathly Hallows....may contain spoilers.....GOOD BYE VOLDY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fly to Your Heart Colin's Parody for Harry reviews
Colin Creevey is a big fan of Harry Potter. Fly to Your Heart by Selena Gomez....and it's a parody!.Please read...and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Colin C. - Complete
Don't Forget Lord Voldemort Parody reviews
Lord Voldemort Parody for Death Eaters who have forgotten to look for him during his absemce...................LOLE! lAUGH! Whatever Wormtail, you're such a loser!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Voldemort
Crazier: A tribute to Buckbeak by Sirius reviews
It's not romance....ew! This is a songfic showing that Sirius appreciates Beaky. I love Buckbeak! I love Sirius.....I LOVE FRIENDSHIP! Let's all love each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar Another Ginny Parody reviews
another ginny weasley song parody....Poor Ginny. Bad Snape. Stupid exploding cauldrons. Moaning Myrtle....please read because that's all I can say... ; ......enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Stay Beautiful Ginny Weasley Parody reviews
Ginny heard a Muggle song and it's stuck in her head...and she's filling in the lyrics...she's thinking of Harry.....I don't like this songfic....I find this stupid because I'm completely uninspired.........................................
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Interview reviews
Voldy's on an interview...LOLE! laugh out loud "evilly". & he gets fanmails with wierd names ex. baldens toopede ...get it? I deleted the original copy coz it had too many mistakes...read it and laugh...PLEASE! he's very ooc...who cares anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete