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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Anime/Manga.

Name: Emri Namida
Nickname: Nudge... or Iggy's Girl...
Species: Avian-American :P
Hobbies: Playing guitar, reading, karate, math, hanging with my boyfriend :), hanging with my friends :)
Bio: My friend Tsume made characters based off her friends (including me) and my friend Hatori (adijia) writes stories about them (look her up). The character based off me is Emri, and she's a complete stalker XD about me, i'm obsessed with the maximum ride series, and i was obsessed with Iggy up until i got a boyfriend...
Age: Not telling you
Gender: Female

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you're against stereotypes, and bold the ones applying to you
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small... guy area.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (not denying that this is true about me.. just dont think its true 'bout all fangirls XD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?


2. Did you cry when Ari died?

yah (in the 3rd book, not the first)

3. Do you think Fang is hot?


4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?


5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?


6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?


7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

yah i was rocking back and forth with joy and my friend got a video...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

i couldnt throw the book cuz its valuble, but i was extremely pissed

9. Who is your favorite character?


10. Do you like Jeb?

no... i dont trust him still

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?


12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

yeah. MAX had more fax (HEY THAT RHYMES!)

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

i was very angry when nudge left, but i knew she would come bak. angel was just amusing

14. Which book is your all time favorite?


15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

idk... there are lots

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

them and the harry potter characters

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

i think it should be a computer thing, programmed in to her

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

no, they're good as is

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?


20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax and Niggy

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:
What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give more than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Funny quotes:

'Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!'
'I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends'
'Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.'
'People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.'
'An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...'
'One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?'
'There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...'
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back'
'A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
'Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry'
'It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird'
'A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking'
'I can resist everything except temptation.'
'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'
'Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile'
'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'Come over to the good side, we have the Flock and chocolate'
'Life made sense... until I talked to my friends.'
'apparently 1 in 6 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.' (not true for me there's only five in my family, but i think it's funny)

MR Quotes:

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'
'Hamster called. Wants his cage back.'
'Honesty is always best, except when it's better to lie.'
"... You're,like, a Maxlet. A Maxateer. A...a..." -iggy to gazzy
'Hello, lab? May i speak to a test tube please?'
'But five of us, or three of us, or two of us isnt us. US is all six.'
'New Yawk, New Yawk' - Name of Part Four MR1
'Something is increadably wrong. Already.'
'Then Fangs arms, ropy and hard, scooped me up...- after Max gets her first REALLY bad headache and is falling through the sky.
'"Man, you way a Freaking ton," Fang told me. "What have you been Eating, Bricks?"' - after Fang Catches her.
'His Mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when i knew how upset he'd been.' (aren't they sooo right for each other)
'Why was the blind guy playing with matches you ask? Because he's good at it.'
'I got up started the fire again- because that's the kind of selfles, wonderful leader I am- then started affectionatel kicking the Flock awake.'
'Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. it's like, like, grits, but with high self esteem.'
'After i heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All we needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth.'
'I repressed a urge to moo and peeped over a girls shouder.' - when they enter centeral park zoo
'And i have- an over whelming desire to set all these animals free.' -max 'free to do what?' -fang
'Logic is so incredibly annoying sometimes.'
'i glanced at Iggy. he was licking an ice-cream cone that was a mini him: tall, thin and vanilla.'
'Basicly if you fenced in New York city you'd have the worlds biggest nontraviling circus.'
'you live withsomeone your whole life, you think you know them, and then drop a bomb like this.'
'In this store he traded his basic black ensemble for a slightly diffrent Basic Black Ensemble.'
'"Yeah. We all know how bloodthirsty females are. Dirty fighting and so on," Fang said.'
'Fang in a worried tone: "that pain again?"
'Max: "Cookies!"
Fang: He looked at me blankly.
'"I must have cookies!" I announced.'
'Yeah leader, LEAD.'
'"Well aren't you a charmer." Fang muttered, not lookin at me.'
'Violence occasinaly broke out as niether of them could spelll their way out of a paper bag.' (i think it was Nudge and Gazzy playing hangman)
'I made a snape decision, which always makes the Flock feel so safe and comfertable.'
'Don't kids with wings go to Heaven?'
'No one sounds colder or meaner than Fang when he wants to.'

Just Random stuff:

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
If dance were any easier, it would be called football.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, the Flock beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from jedigal125's profile i thought it would be fun.)

1. Tsume

2. Yuuki

3. Emri

4. Hatori

5. Yami

6. Asa

7. Ryuu

8. Kenji

9. Mitsu

10. Loki

11. Toshiro

12. Iggy

(the last 3 aren't technically from the same fandom, but oh well)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no, and not really

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

very. i mean, she's the spawn of satan! doesn't that involve fire and some amount of pyromania?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

dear lord, everyone would be going WTF

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

sure, PreNT

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

eh.. not really... Asa isn't really Yuuki's type, and Yuuki isn't really Asa's type

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10, cuz 5/9 would be pedo-yuuri

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

7 would be like "WTF?! I thought 2 was with 11 and 12 was with 3?!"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

lawl. poor 7 tried to make a bomb and failed, so 12 is helping him. i cant think of a title

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

pfft, 3 is me

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

2/4/5 as in threesome?? no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

i dunno...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

rated T for 6 flirting shamelessly with 1 and 12 making sexual jokes XD

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

just 5? never.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Tsume and Ryuu are in a happy relationship until Mitsu runs off with Ryuu. Tsume, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Toshiro and a brief unhappy affair with Iggy, then follows the wise advice of Yami and finds true love with Emri.

What title would you give this fic?

Who knew Tsume was such a player?


Thanks for taking the time to read this,


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Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
What Iggy Hears by InkDrinker reviews
The first book from Iggy's perspective.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy
Walking The Line by GhostNox181 reviews
"They say you should keep your friends close & your enemies closer. I don't think this is what they meant." Forbidden fruit always gleams brightest. But that first bite is addictive & the guards are always watching. Even the best sometimes walk the line.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Draco M., Max
Entity by writedrunkeditsober reviews
Iggy was beside me, holding my hand, smiling at me majestically. It felt so real. Then I opened my eyes and life came back, just a swing, and the view of leafless trees hugging the sky.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Nudge, Iggy
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twilight Wings by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
The world of Twilight and Maximum Ride meet. Now, will they be able to save the world, or will they perish in a fight against vampires and Mutants? Fax ,Bedward.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,600 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Anonymous Letters by totalizzyness reviews
Harry recieves a letter he wasn't meant to, from Draco, confessing a lot. Drarry, non canon. More info inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,897 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
School Experiment by angel-wing1016 reviews
What happens when the Flock get caught by the whitecoats and they do an experiment on Fang that makes him have an unnaturally attractiveness to Max? Lots of action and FAX. *I own nothing. Most of the characters and settings are James Patterson's work.*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Separated by Winged-Demigod reviews
What happens when Max Angel and Gazzy are separated from Fang and the others? What will happen when they find each other? What will happen with Max and Fang? Sometimes OOC. Fax later on. I guess rated T just to be safe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010
When Wings and Wands Collide by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has a special task for the flock. But with things like Umbridge and Slytherins in the way, can they succeed? And a more formidable opposition is plotting against them... Will they survive? Set during Harry's 5th year, after Max.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Chained and Bound by OnyxEagle01 reviews
The year is 1805, and slavery is legal in the United States. Nudge works on a plantation owned by Iggy's wealthy family, but when they fall in love things begin to spiral out of control. Rated T, but may be bumped up. Niggy. AU. No wings. Try it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
The NightTimer's Collaboration by adijia reviews
This is an activity that all the NTs are putting together. One person writes, then tags the next one. Still no sign of a plot so...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010
Ultimate Fandom NT style by adijia reviews
This story is about the adventures of Hatori, Emri, Tsume and Yuuki as they travel through different Fandoms to try and return home. Don't worry this won't be nearly as lame as it sounds
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Best Things of the Flock by jd1212 reviews
Hilarious stuff about the characters
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Emri and Yuuki's Notes reviews
adijia decided to challenge me to update every day for all of march break, so i found these notes between me and my other friend from our boring french class, so i typed them up into this story for you : read adijias storys first.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010
An interesting conversation reviews
Emri and Tsume overhear a verrrry interesting convo between Yuuki and Hitsugaya
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009
The Two Worst Dates Ever reviews
The Flock decide to hold a draw for a date with Fang or Iggy to support CSM. What will happen? Set after MR5 so be warned about spoilers. Slight OOC, one character is much more OOC than the rest
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete