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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Twilight.



I love reviews/comments/feedback etc. etc. But bugging me about when I'm going to update is driving me wild. I've actually stopped checking my inbox so I don't have to put up with PMs telling me to hurry up and write.
Incase it slipped certain peoples notice, I'm not doing this for profit. And if I am, I want to know where the bloody hell my money is. As it stands, this is for fun. My Fun to be exact. And right now, I'm not having much fun writing either of my fics. I have to sneak around to even look at a computer, my muse has shriveled up and died, and I'm busy catching up with friends after 8 months away, working two jobs, 'earning my keep' at home, applying for university and getting myself ready to move out and far away. I will continue my fics, because I hate leaving things unfinished, but right now I just can't.


I suppose that you are all here to either read my profile, a story of mine or to scope out my currently non-existent favorites lists.

I'm not sure where my profile pic came from. I found it on my hard drive and I like it. I also found a Donna one, a Doctor one and an Edward Cullen one. I quite like them. :)


Ahhh... I'm currently working on the next update for See the Light. I'm a bit busy though... I'm on holiday after all, and unfortunately I didn't travel halfway around the world to sit and write fanfiction. Sorry, but the next chapter shoudln't be too far away.

I'm back! But (and there's always one of those) I have no computer. My siblings have destroyed theirs, and in the infinate wisdom that my parents possess, they gave mine to them while I was away. Grrr... I can't wait to move out :) So, basically, this means that updates will be crappy.

On a positive note, I'm editing See the Light. Nothing major, I'm just smoothing out some dodgy plot shaped wrinkles etc. I'll let you know if I drastically change anything.

About Me

I am a firm believer that gender is something people on the internet really don't need to know. Which makes me sound paranoid but meh... not bothered.

I am old enough to know better, and young enough to ignore the rules without much of a consequence. Well, it's either young enough or spoilt enough... :)

I have been descibed as incredibly narcissistic and selfish, unless I really, really like a person. I don't do it on purpose.

I ruined my first job interview by laughing at the interviewer. She asked me why I was the best person for the job. I burst out laughing and said "You've got to be kidding me! Have you seen the other candidates?" Needless to say, I have since learned that potential employers don't like superiority complexes.

I can't commit to anything or anyone. Including myself.

For that reason, I can't do a stereotype. If I can't commit to the gym, then how the hell am I supposed to commit myself to being a punk, emo, prep etc?

I am passionate about a lot of things. Firstly: shoes. I'm 17 and I have in excess of 50 pairs of shoes. Secondly: clothes. But I never have anything to wear. Thirdly: handbags. Still doesn't stop me looking.

I am broke. If you couldn't tell from the above.

Maybe I do do a stereotype. Helpless shopper. Like Confessions of a Shopaholic. I haven't seen the film, because headsets cost 5 pounds on the flight back from Tenerife (after they tried to make me pay 40 Euros in excess baggage, excess baggage that didn't exist. I know what excess baggage looks like. I refused to pay, chucking myself a nice tantrum. I switched shoes to a pair that must have weighed 5kg, because my bag was suddenly underweight.) 5 pounds which later went towards Prada sunglasses. Ahhh... the smile on my face... :)

I am not a snob. I can get to like anyone, from any background. People who have the luxury of having more than others shouldn't judge. I used to live in a caravan.

A girl I went to school with has a mutual vendetta with me. Neither of us have any idea where it came from, what started it or anything. We just know it's there. And we smile and chat whenever we see each other, both of us secretly thinking 'Effing Bitch'. All our friends think it's ridiculous but they just don't understand.

I support Cancer research, the Royal Flying Doctor Service and the Make-a-Wish Foundation unwaveringly.

I am a very slow updater, so have patience. It's a virtue.

FAQ: When will the next update be?

A: I'm on holiday.

Bummed boys and girls. Bummed. No, get your mind out of the gutter! I mean fml at the minute.
1. Writers block. I totally ballsed up the last chapter of See the Light, threw off my plan and now am up the creek with no chuffing canoe. And the more Pride I write, the more it starts to look like it’s supposed to be set in Summer Bay.
2. No computer. Lack of technology prohibits updates. Trust me, trying to write chapters on iPhone notes is a massive pain. It puts in words that I don't want, the keys are too close together and when I finally get some speed up, it goes all slow and half frozen. Then the screen goes funky and I growl angrily and give up.
3. Work. I hate it. If you are rich, male and single, please pm me. I want to marry you and drive your Aston.
4. Illness. I am sick. If it's not food poisoning, it's swine flu. If it's not swine flu, it’s a tummy bug. If it’s not a tummy bug its stomach cramps. If it’s not stomach cramps, it's a dysfunctional
nervous system that gives me phantom pain, stabbing chest pains, partial paralysis, migraines and a weird and freaky occurrence where when I scratch my arm, I can feel it in my back but not my arm. So weird. And if it's not any of that, then I’m a hypochondriac.

And lastly, nobody visits my fics anymore. :(s)
Or laughs at my jokes.
I just remembered I have work in the morning. Dammit.

Hopefully my foul mood will sod off and I'll finish something.


"Whether you believe you can, or whether you believe you can't, you're absolutely right." - Henry Ford

"Intelligence is something we are born with. Thinking is a skill that must be learned." - Edward de Bono

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas Edison

"The best way to get a good idea is to get a lot of ideas." - Linus Pauling

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"An essential part of creativity is not being afraid to fail." - Dr Edwin Land

"The human mind is like a parachute - it functions better when it is open." - Cole's Rules

"The human mind once stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A person needs a little madness or else they never dare to cut the rope and be free." Nikos Kazantzakis

"Our life is frittered away with detail... simplify, simplify." - Henry Thoreau

"Live now, procrastinate later."

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Heaven Can Wait by Athenian Grace reviews
Esme Platt Evenson, a squib, has only one important thing in her life: her son Harry Platt. When her abusive husband reappears, he uses just the right words to send her spiraling down into the arms of Carlisle Cullen. Will Esme ever see her son again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,933 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,962 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6383 - Favs: 8,037 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11491 - Favs: 16,211 - Follows: 6,482 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Forget the World by barmy-ol-badger reviews
In 1964, Will, Penelope and their young son James accept Harry Potter, a time-travelling toddler with a knack for trouble into their family. Watch as Harry is dragged into the war, well and truly before his time. No ships, PotterBonding, TimeTravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Revenant Paragon by Fireglass reviews
-Harry Potter jerked his head from his hands, emerging from a dream which had really been more of a vision, and wondering, blankly, why he could never find a moment's peace anymore.- Sequel to The Hourglass Permanent Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
The Gold Galleon by midnight-me reviews
When Ron finds a Galleon of Harry's, what will he do with it? [Drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
See the Light reviews
Harry completes his duty but it's not enough to escape prejudice. When the secret is out, he and Malfoy must escape Britain. They find the perfect place in America. Little do they know, they aren't the only vampires in Forks. HP/Twilight HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward