SteneMichele
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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1788536, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 39 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Looking For Alaska, John Green.

8/30/09 NEWS: I honestly haven't been on FF all summer... I didn't realize how into Twilight I was last year. Oh boy. It was kind of lame. But now I'm over that (obviously) and I think the whole series is completely ridiculous. Sorry if I offended anyone. But seriously, step back and ask yourself 'Is this really good literature?' These characters aren't real. They don't say real things. They don't have real feelings. There's more to love than ridiculously chiseled abs and diamond-encrusted skin. How could you love something so perfect? Honestly ask yourself that. Is it their overwhelming, deep personalities that drew you into the Twilight fandom? I don't know if I made myself clear- THEY. HAVE. NO. PERSONALITIES.

Feel free to un-alert me. I really don't mind; I won't be writing the same kind of stories that I used to write.

SteneMichele

5/11/09 NEWS: I've started a new project! I really don't like Twilight anymore (ahh that's a murdered-in-my-bed comment, isn't it?) but I don't have time or the attention span/motivation at the moment to really work on something original. My new project is going to be a continuation of my story Octopus Garden. Basically, I'm going to work Beatles references/songs into oneshots so that my story (Octopus Garden) will become a never-ending (but it will end?) collection of Beatles-influenced oneshots. My recommendation: Listen to the Beatles song that the chapter you're reading is named after. Story alert it! And go listen to some Beatles!

4/23/09 NEWS: Sorry (again) for the lack of updates. Announcement: All of my incomplete stories are on temporary hiatus. (Please note the word 'temporary') (Also, please note that I'm not sure what the word 'hiatus' means exactly, but I figured that it means they won't be updated in a while...)

But You'll Always Be a Little Redhead Bitch (I titled this one during my "all fanfics are named after songs" phase... but I think I'll change this one because redheads are never bitches... obviously) is going to be continued as soon as Liyorah (my coauthor) and I have time to write it.

NEWS: I've hit 30 stories. More evidence that I need a life.

Here is a sneak peek into my totally thrilling (cue sarcasm) life:

I love...

1.) The Beatles

2.) Being locked inside during snowstorms

3.) Michael Phelps' facial expressions after breaking yet another world record

4.) Running in the summer rain

5.) Ireland

6.) Getting a relevant quote in a fortune cookie. I always get quotes about the weather: "Bring your poncho outside today- the skies are overcast." or "It's a beautiful day." If fortune cookies actually mean anything, then it looks like I'm going to grow up to be a meteorologist. Epic win?

7.) Waking up to my favorite song

8.) Mental health days/Music appreciation days

9.) Old-fashioned horror movies that actually have a plotline and aren't just filled with gore and blood

10.) Taking pictures of the ocean

11.) Snapple facts

12.) Sitting on my roof and reading Jane Austen novels

I hate...

1.) Rap music

2.) Hypocrites

3.) McDonald's Big Macs

4.) Cannibalism... unless you're into that kind of thing... in which case I will remind you of a famous (or not so famous) quote from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: "Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

5.) Being the center of attention

6.) Geometry

7.) Public speaking

8.) Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers

9.) Over hyperness/over obsessiveness (ahem, ahem, this may just possibly be a reference to "Twilighters")

10.) Being forced to participate in gym class

11.) Condescending teachers... and condescending people in general

12.) When people take themselves too seriously

Happy reading,

SteneMichele

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Take My Hand by Julsgracie reviews
One-shot. The Ginny/Harry moment in the newest HBP trailer through Harry's eyes. "'Take my hand,' she told him, and he stepped forward into her light, weaving their fingers together..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fred's Funeral by btyrhrtout reviews
The day the Weasley family buries one of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2008 - George W., Bill W. - Complete
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Dead Boy's Girlfriend reviews
Cho is worried that she'll never be more than a dead boy's girlfriend. Normal girls aren't depressed because they kissed the school hero, but Cho can't help but think that every boy falls into the shadow of the one person who stole her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Christmas Again reviews
When Harry, Ron and Hermione left to mortalize Lord Voldemort once more, they left an anxious redhead girl behind. What is Christmas without them like for Ginny, the one who was ready for danger the minute she met The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Loss of Innocence reviews
Bree and Riley are typical high-schoolers- a head cheerleader and a football captain. What happens when Victoria shows up at their school with intentions of forming a newborn army? What happens when her interest in Riley is less than innocent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Victoria, Riley
Octopus' Garden reviews
Nobody has ever chased Leah, and she's reached her limit. "I have to get out of here. I have to get the hell out of here." What happens when just being alive isn't enough? Written with braverybridge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Not in Wonderland Alice's Story reviews
When Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for anybody. What happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets? Canon pairings in the end!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, James
It's Like Prom All Over Again reviews
One decade later, Edward and Bella are posing as teachers in Forks High. Reluctant to see old faces, Bella isn't sure whether she wants to reminisce so soon. Will she keep a clear head as she bumps into old friends, or will she collapse under pressure?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brown Eyed Girl reviews
Renesme and Jacob are happily married, but now the Cullen family has been turned upside-down. Nessie is pregnant, and if her birth was unique, then this baby is one of a kind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Welcome to Delirium reviews
Nobody knows what Alaska was thinking when she crashed into that police car, and nobody ever will. Was death on her mind, or was Pudge? What caused her to do what she did, and what exactly happened?
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Alaska, Pudge - Complete
With Courage That I Never Knew I Had reviews
Hermione never understood the Sorting Hat's reasoning for putting her in Gryffindor over Ravenclaw until the day that everything she stood for was challenged. Will she remain loyal to her friends, or succumb to the pain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Highschool Highs reviews
Edward described high school as purgatory, but what does he view it as after he meets Bella? What is it like for him to turn down the role of valedictorian? To reject prom dates? To hear Bella's heart beat two classrooms over?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Contest reviews
I've never done one of these, but please check it out! I'm very lenient with the criteria, so enter anything that meets it. Read for further information.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Fever Dreams reviews
Bella comes down with the flu, and Edward is worried. Edward lost everything to the influenza, so how does he react when Bella is condemned to her bed for a week?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Walk on the Beach reviews
Bella manages to escape Edward's protection during Eclipse for a few hours, but they can't be the happy-go-lucky friends that they were while the Cullens were gone. Things have changed. "Damn it, Bells, I'm sick of being the placeholder."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Heidi's Job reviews
Heidi is the fisherman- and the bait. What happens when she returns home to find a strange human girl in the presence of the Volturi? How do Bella and Edward affect her? Canon, OP, In-character. Heidi's POV. Eh, crummy title.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Heidi, Bella - Complete
Erin Go Bragh reviews
On the day that Alice returns to Forks, Rosalie and Emmett are working at a bar in Dublin. The day, you ask? What else? St. Patrick's Day! Written for quirkyalice's contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Why Does It Always Rain On Me? reviews
My first songfic of Bella's first night after Edward leaves in New Moon. Angst, much?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope Dies Last reviews
Jacob has done everything in his power to win Bella over, but there is nothing left to do... Except for beg for Rosalie's help. Will Rosalie's distaste for Bella be enough for her to help Jacob keep her human? Or is Jacob just being naive? Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Here Without You reviews
Bella never jumped off of the cliff, and Edward gave in to his desire to see her. But what happens when their reunion is thwarted by a white tomb, a bouquet of red roses and a eulogy given by a werewolf? Edward's POV. Rated for... um... teen angst?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughters reviews
Charlie has yet to accept Edward, but will Bella's argument sway his opinion? What if Charlie's own traumatic romantic history is the cause of his hatred towards Edward? Can Bella convince him that Edward won't hurt her again by leaving? Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours reviews
The term "Welcome to the 60's" has never meant so much to Edward until he meets Charlotte Shea. Charlotte is everything that Bella is not; she is an artist. Though old enough to be Bella's grandmother, Charlotte and Bella do share one thing; Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dead Flowers reviews
Rosalie was ruined. Rosalie was attacked, and destroyed in the middle of a barren street. But she is different now. Rosalie is a vampire, and it is her turn to bring fear to the eyes of her attackers. Yes, revenge is sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Cullen Playlists reviews
If the Cullens had iPods, what would they be listening to? Includes a detailed explanation of each song.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For The Longest Time reviews
Esme tells the story of the first time she meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
You're So Vain reviews
Rosaie's POV. Edward and Rosalie discuss the issues of him falling for a human, and Rosalie has an epiphany.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
It's Not the Rain, Classes or Air reviews
Bella tells her mother how much Edward means to her. Written in verse. Please do not comment on how short it is- I know, and I'm not planning on making it any longer. It gets the point across so if you're not happy with the length, keep it to yourself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist in my Story reviews
This had never even been a remote possibility... We were supposed to die together. Sam Uley had been my first everything... my first hug, my first dance, my first kiss. It wasn’t supposed to end like this- it wasn’t supposed to end at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Supermassive Black Hole reviews
Rosalie's story written in verse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Your Call reviews
Nobody ever finds out what Bella said to Rosalie when she called for her help at Isle Esme. If SM did continue that part, however, I imagine it would go something like this...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Photograph reviews
The year is 2014. Bella has gone to Port Angeles to pick up some neccessities when she runs into Jessica Stanley. But what happens when she realizes just how much she missed those past six years?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
I'd Rather Be With You reviews
What if Edward and Bella had never lost touch during New Moon? What if they had given in to their desire for eachother and written eachother letters?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If It Makes You Happy reviews
Angela tells the story of her closest friend's wedding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Angela - Complete
My Paper Heart reviews
Bella has returned to the meadow, only this time, Edward is not there with her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen reviews
Bella's POV, written in verse, of when Edward left her. It could technically fit for anybody who has ever lost somebody, but little details -rain- center it more around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Midnight Hour reviews
A girl has run away from home, only to find herself alone in a dark alleyway. Little did she know, she was anything but alone. But who does she need saving from- the man who came close to assaulting her or the pale-skinned beautiful boy who saved her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Sound of Silence reviews
Bella is realizing how different she has been those past few months while Edward was away. This won ParamoreEvanescenseTwilight's competition called 'Silence! Thanks so much to her! Sorry if I got your name wrong!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me One Reason reviews
Renee has made her decision. She is leaving Forks to seek a home where rain is rare and the temperature is high. But will she take Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
Beauty in the Breakdown reviews
Rosalie and Emmett's POV: "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." The story of the first time Rosalie laid eyes on Emmett, and vice versa.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
On The Outside Looking In reviews
Maggie, the young vampire in the Irish coven, tells the story of her stay at the Cullen house in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Maggie, Edward - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue reviews
Jasper is in history class, learning about the Civil War that he experienced first-hand, when he is tempted to give into his thirst.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete