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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14904 - Favs: 13,139 - Follows: 5,889 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8401 - Favs: 8,634 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20535 - Favs: 14,052 - Follows: 5,715 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7639 - Favs: 11,651 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
By Blood and by Mean by windycitywonder reviews
Three chapters. Three months. October. November. December.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Glimpses by thirtysomething reviews
Glimpses of missing moments from the trilogy. Mockingjay spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8978 - Favs: 8,115 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple Kind of Man by brokenheadboards reviews
Bella is a by the book lawyer who sees the world in black and white. When she meets Jasper, the only legal representation in small town Texas, will he make her see beauty in shades of gray? Jasper/Bella. AH/AU. OOC. Entry for “For the Love of Jasper”.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,145 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Guess Who's Coming to Lunch by imdominating reviews
This is a o/s written for ilsuocantante's birthday. It's just a bit of silliness. She left her wallet at home. Oh, the humanity!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Secret Birthday Bzns for Ilsuocantante by SecretSquirrel09 reviews
For this grandly auspicious day of your birth, H00rs lovingly toiled to bring you much mirth. Across the keys, our little fingers flew, To show just how much we all heart you. Twific that earns its M rating just for Ilsucocantante
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008