MistOfHeaven
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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1788736, Profile Updated: 11-28-11
Author has written 6 stories for Queer as Folk, and Harry Potter.

My name is Caity and i love to read.

I, MistOfHeaven , do solemnly swear to review all the fan fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or even if I hate the story. I have joined the review revolution!

i love it when people comment on my stories and leave little tips here n there. im new to this and i cant help but think that they dont like it if they dont review! so please put me outta my misery!! lol um... so yea. please review my stories. i love to know what ppl are thinking!! i never know if people like my stories so please put me outta my misery agan and give me tips. im new to this and would love little tibits and advice!

yea im a girl so what! lol ima faghag. get over it.

if you want to see Izzy's dress this is what i picture it as : http://www.alfredangelo.com/collections/productdisplay.aspx?productID=87cbe80c-7369-4b56-a6d1-4dc2e8382d2d&categoryID=1975d565-34d2-4d81-90c9-437deabe902d&pg=1&colorId1=

ALSO!! i made a fanvideo to go with Postcards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQQBi4bR1Eg hope you like

i love QAF and Harry potter and twilight.

my favorite Qaf pairing are only brian and justin. thats it.

my favorite HP pairings are:

Harry and Severus

Harry and ginny
harry and draco
hermine and severus
hermione and ginny
draco and hermione
draco and ginny
my favorite twilight pairing are just the normal pairings. i cant see any other way around them.

You know you're a QaF fan when...
1. You think Gale Harold is the most beautiful man alive
2. You can no longer use the following words or quotes without giggling: come, straight, hard, ass, top, bottom, predicting, US open, pop, poppers, 'can't think straight', 'early bird gets the worm', geisha, 'stroke of genius' (and more could be added)

3. You start to question straight displays of affection and see them as odd
4. You proudly (and are happy to) announce that you're a hag
5. You get giggly whenever you meet or hear someone called Justin and/or Brian

6. Your cell/mobile alarm is Brian saying either "Good Morning Sunshine" or "Rise and Shine Sunshine"
7. Your ringtone is a QAF quote
8. You associate every song you hear to Brian/Justin and play mini-vids in your head
9. You think it's a "sign" everytime you have something in your life that has any relation to QaF
10. You start to use some QaF words in your vocabulary
11. You know all the B/J moments within a week's time
12. Your friends want to watch the show too just because you talk about it so damn much
13. You start to dream about B/J or G/R almost all the time
14. You spend an endless amout of time reading B/J or other fanfic
15. You have your own QaF folder on your computer
16. You can pull a quote from QaF out of your ass like that
17. You now bite your lip just because Brian does it
18. Your MP3 player is full of QAF related songs (either from the show or youe favourite fanvids)
19. Your wallpaper (computer, cell/mobile) is QAF
20. You can't go a day without doing something QAF related (watching a clip, episode, fanvid etc)
21. You won't even let your best friend/soul mate/family member touch your DVDs
22. You will never look at a zucchini or a cucumber the same way again
23. You can barely focus on school/homework because you're so into QaF
24. You keep a timeline of what eps you watched on a particular day
25. You want to start your own Brian/Justin site or some page dedicated to them
26. You're considering buying a domain name with a lil reference to QaF
27. You wish Brian/Rage would use his mind control powers on YOU
28. You want to find yourself a cowrie shell bracelet
29. You are making this list to prove your obsessiveness
30. You blame QAF for your procrastination
31. You record QAF clips onto your phone so wherever you go you can watch
32. You dream about QAF scenes (with alterations)

mine are in bold and italics.

lol i really love QAF i hated the end of season 5.


One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it"
Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet yo u like to gamble."
Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Crapps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "Cool!"
Satan: "What about drugs?"
Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want You're dead so who cares."

Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"
Guy: "No..."

Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'm going to squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's butt"?

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?


ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks.

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front.

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8.

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter.

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke.

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages.

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Quick! write down 12 characters cast of Harry Potter!

1. Harry Potter

2. Ginny

3. hermione

4. ron

5. george

6. Blaise

7. cho

8. luna

9. pansy

10. draco

11. Fred

12. Lavender

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No but im sure they are out there shudders

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh yea supper cute with the red hair and cute smile

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh idk, they both are able to get pregnant

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes! It was a Draco/Pansy called “Me Too” by Wind-In-The-Trees

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes! I like reading fics about them. Super cute

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine George/Pansy cause I cant see George with Draco shudders

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would prolly ask to join them

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ooo where to begin. He hated her. She hated him. But one Summer at the beach, a bikini, and Maragaritas changed everything.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Yes! Harry and luna are cute together!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Was everything a lie?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

AAAH idk! I wouldn’t!! omg how weird. Um…no I cant think of anything.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Idk but I like cho and luna or cho luna and ginny! Ive read them and I like them!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yea everyone I know loves Hermione fic. Het or slash.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Uh not that I know of no

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Um…if it’s a family fic yea. I don’t think anyone would be interested in incest. Or maybe they are 0_o shudders

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

GODS HERMIONE YOURE SO TIGHT!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Glitter in the Sky by P!ink. luna striks me as one who whinks about these kinda things

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING!! THREESOME!! (cuz my mind thinks that way XD)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I can be yourhero instead

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not recently if I have he is only a side character

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

He likes it up the ass with Ron Weasley

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Yes but only drunk! lol

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Hermione would top cho cause Hermione knows how to treat a woman since shes read all about it wink wink

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

A twist of the Fates. I am not sure who would want to read it but since it will end up a hormone/harry maybe a lot.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Um idk how I would feel. I could feel both good and bad for that couple.


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when u have a normal conversation with your friends and one word that they say has you cracking up laughing and saying how it relates to Twilight when in reality it had nothing to do with Twilight. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister. Crazy is when you spend more time during winter break on fanfiction.net then with your friends and family. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down!Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste


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Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beneath the Surface by Sharkdiver1980 reviews
Severus Snape is working on a potion that will reverse the effects of the cruciatus curse. When Dumbledore assigns hermione Granger as his apprentice, will they be able to put their differences aside for the greater good? (HGSS)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Letters That Love Never Knew by beexfeatheryduster reviews
Whilst attending Severus Snape's funeral, Hermione is given something that will change her forever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,183 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pillow Talk by K. Ly reviews
"This is the last time I will be able to get into bed with you," Draco said. "You sound disappointed." Draco sneaks into Hermione's bed the night before she is supposedly getting married. Primarily fluffy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by Netrixie reviews
'I know, without needing to think about it, that he is beyond annoyed with me. Though what for, I cannot fathom. Perhaps just for being me.' SSHP. Snarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Afternoon With Simon by worrywart reviews
A day at the lake with curious Simon leaves Hermione and Severus considering a second child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Dynamics by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
Rosie and Hugo are off to spend the weekend with their father however they would rather stay with their mother and step-father
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Loved Her First by The Bard's Daughter reviews
For the first time in his life, he wished he'd been the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Snape Identity by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Surprise from the Present by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
Follow Draco and Hermione's life as they welcome their first child into their life and adapt to being young parents. Sequel to Surprise from the Future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What holds us together by Shadows Little Miss reviews
The future is here! American's have made a drug that gives men the power to have children, and Usagi and Misaki want to try it out! But, an event takes place that leaves a pregnant Misaki out on his own.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,863 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Surprise from the future by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
When Paige Malfoy arrives from the future, Draco Malfoy her father must look after her. Along the way he will learn many things about his future self and family but will he like what he learns?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,175 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What An Unfortunate Turn Of Events by MoreOrLessEmpty reviews
What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ghostly Shadow by Cormak3032 reviews
Severus Snape has ended up as a ghost after the war. Who has he been shadowing for the last 20 years and what becomes of him? SS/HG romance with a twist. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My sweetest downfall by Brilliantim reviews
Draco realises he might just get this one chance to tell Hermione his true feelings. Will she believe him and what does she have to say about this?/ R&R this oneshot I just wrote, yet again in the middle of the night. Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Seasons by pencil gal reviews
The changing relationship of Draco and Hermione over the course of five seasons and five years. Post-DH, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Professor! by Smile Life Away reviews
Our favorite Next Generation characters have detention what do they have to say? Completely Dialogue Conversations. Rated T cause I'm super paranoid. Final Chapter Now Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Cullens come to Hogwarts, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
HP/T Crossover; A/U, OOC. Canon Pairings. Rated now "T" since there isn't really anything bad in here, so ignore the "M" rating inside the story. Complete, Sequel AND Rewrite are up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,530 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,620 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Timing Is Never Perfect by Nessa.Baby.Doll reviews
Ginny, Hermione and Draco go back in time,but what happens when they learn they can not go back. Hermione, Draco and Ginny all fall in love, even though they feel rather guilty doing so. WARNING.NOT AN " I WILL GO BACK AND SAVE EVERYONE" fic. JP/HM,SB/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
When you play with matches by OllyO111 reviews
Draco's mum tells him that he is of age for an arranged marriage! But if he wants his lover of 17 months, Harry to be one of the suitors, he will have to teach him the ways of high society! But when you play with matches someone always gets burned...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Diversus Vicis by Semper Fideltias reviews
She was asked to change what WAS, but what happens when that changes what IS? For her it was yesterday but for Severus, has it simply been too long? SS/HG Time-Travel Romance...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,472 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forgettable Vows by twin-v reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Question by SKLBug210 reviews
Ron can surprise Hermione sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Of Jealousy by Kyla45 reviews
Misaki resumed his post, and cursed the woman with his eyes, hoping that by glaring enough he could somehow make her suffer everything he was imagining. He wasn't jealous, though, as if. Oneshot. Usami & Misaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
A Baby at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hermione and Severus, both teachers at Hogwarts after the war, are being forced to get some fresh air during the summer holidays and find a baby on the doorstep of Hogwarts. What to do with the orphan? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly very fluffy. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reborn Again by MoonlightSpirit reviews
A wish made by Bella turns Edward into something he hasn't been for over a hundred years. Human. Now, a human Edward is reintroduced to life as a human, the pros and cons of it. But is this transformation permanent? Will Edward ever be a vampire again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Baby Makes 3 by Epona's Song 908 reviews
Akihiko and Misaki become parents for the first time.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Coming Home by Ceasefire reviews
MiyagiShinobu:: Shinobu only wanted one thing as a university graduation present, and that was to see Miyagi's home town. Miyagi couldn't bring himself to say no.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Time to what now? by dragonfairy16 reviews
sequal to Time to get Married. Weddings over and couples are getting closer. They all have new situations that will either bring them together or rip them apart. How will they deal with everyday life now that they have to go back to dealing with reality.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Proposal by Epona's Song 908 reviews
What if Misaki proposed to Usagi? My idea of Misaki's thoughts on marriage and whats after.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Hazel by edwardlover10 reviews
Bella and Edward wake up in an alternate reality, right after the end of Breaking Dawn. Everything is strange in this alternate universe. Can Edward and Bella fix it before it’s too late? E/B’s POV. Full summary inside. R&R, flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Dawn by Andra Sashner reviews
Divergence from the end of Season One with spoilers for Season Two. Justin's been bashed on prom night but the attack, instead of deleting the 72 hours prior, has erased a whole lot more of his life. WARNINGS: Homosexuality.
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Justin T., Brian K.
A Ghost's Tale by Healer Pomfrey reviews
On Harry's twelveth birthday, the ghost of his mother suddenly appears in his room at the Dursleys', telling him that his real father was still alive. Will his father accept him as his son? Completely AU after HP1, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Disney by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mind the Gap by Angelus1 reviews
Early season one, Brian pushes Justin away. This time he listens. Six years later, by chance, they're thrown back together, and their connection is stronger than ever. If you wanna skip to the sex, this is the wrong story.
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005
Portal To His Soul by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
I opened the sketchbook and gasped at what I saw. Drawings of me. There was also some text...The girl who invades my entire being. Wow Edward Cullen was just obsessed with me as I was of him. One-shot All Human AU BXE OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ms Magic by IwishIwasASlytherin reviews
REPOSTED There's a Beauty Contest and guess who's joining!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,568 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Annoyance in the Court by pencil gal reviews
When Hermione needs to find a lawyer for her house elf trial, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. How is she meant to put a winning case together when all he does is annoy her all the time? Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions of a Needy Boyfriend by enibiza reviews
One-Shot. Canon. Post Season 5. Some schmoop, for giggles. It's Brian's last day visiting Justin in NY when Justin decides it'll be fun to ruffle some of Brian's feathers.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Author's Consent by mikanchan94 reviews
Yuki has a writer's block, and he goes to Usagi-san for help. Gravitation xover. UsagiXMisaki YukiXShuichi redone
Crossover - Gravitation & Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Keeping You The Same by FireStorm00X reviews
Sequel to Turning You Into Someone New. Life is moving on for everyone. Things are wonderful for the most part. Harry and Draco begin to plan their future together while Hermione and Theo accidentally start their family. Life is love and love is life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,395 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stupid by bombshellblonde318 reviews
Just an idea I had incorpeating me and my friends into an episode. All of our names have been changed
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Justin T., Brian K. - Complete
Thankful by Shard's Angel reviews
Brian and Justin make a list of things they're thankful for, just a bit of turkey day fluff
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Love Is by Sutaahiiraa reviews
Brian/Justin drabble post season 5. "You thought you understood love. How could one not? Really, it's easy. Boy loves girl, girl loves boy – or in your case, boy loves boy."
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Fate's Future by Snowbear reviews
Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Shrieking Shack by rinny08 reviews
COMPLETE A series of secret rendezvous becomes something more. HGSS, during the war, AU since HPB and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,300 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The most dangerous words in the world are 'I do' by Lady Miya reviews
Difficult times call for drastic methods and Hermione is forced to marry Severus Snape. She thought she would be unhappy forever, but then again, she had never thought about a seductive Dark Lord too. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,611 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Dark by hermoine snape reviews
RW/HG SS/HG The rummors of the Potions Master was drawn to her and she didn't know why. Her stare cut him like a knife. His stare sent a chill down her spine. It was a good feeling.... Now COMPLETE! Improved!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden by a-new-author reviews
What happens when the relationships between student and teacher are forbidden find out. Story begins in the summer before 5th year. Please note story is au and does not follow the HP story line after book 4 severitus challenge fic as well. enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Worse for Wear by SlytherinQueen reviews
Draco's ex girlfreind is getting married, and she wants Draco to be her specail guest at the wedding. Draco asks Hermione to pretend to be his girlfreind in order to impress his ex Veronica. Things heat up as pretend turns to real.Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Feathers by Camillo reviews
Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Therapy in the Dungeons by BloodyBrilliantRuthie reviews
Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,748 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Reluctant Mother by cocoachristy reviews
Severus decides that he wants an heir. He chooses Hermione to be the surrogate mother, but will she agree? My response to the Surrogate Mother Challenge posted on WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,315 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by ManhattanWitch reviews
...I have just one thing to say to you.” He leaned in and slid a hand into the hair on the back of Draco’s neck..." r&r! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Memories in the Attic by ManhattanWitch reviews
The daughter of Draco Malfoy has found a secret in the attic...[character death, mpreg, yaoi, M for safety] Written with Netrixie Disclaimer J.K. owns all, we... tweak
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
New responsibility: Lady of the manor by authorofmyownmind reviews
Third installment to a new turn on things and after hogwarts. DMHG GWxOC PPxBZ Rated M just in case. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All Differences Aside by TheBucketWoman reviews
Crossover Fic written for Flash Fic Challenge. George's new officemate, one Melanie Marcus Peterson, has an anniversary party and invites George's family. Queer as Folk and Life With Derek crossover. Dasey. Brian/Justin. Fluff.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
After hogwarts by authorofmyownmind reviews
A Sequel to A new turn on things. After hogwarts the gang is back in black and better then ever. HGDM rated M just in case. Third story on tis way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A new turn on things by authorofmyownmind reviews
Somethings changed about Hermione. New look, new life, new attitude. HGDM rated M just in case. now complete. Sequel already in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Things Brian and Justin Found Out by aprilhope reviews
Five part fic. In each part, BJ find out about something we wish we'd gotten to see them find out on the show. POV alternates. Romance, angst, humor, and sexiness but no true smut.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
The Affair by Riventhorn reviews
Draco is out having dinner with his wife. And then Potter walks into the restaurant. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Turning you into someone New by FireStorm00X reviews
Narcissa knows her son better than anyone. So when the other women challenge her to make Draco a soulmate, she accepts without delay. Until they choose for her to reshape Harry Potter into her sons' perfect man. Slash warning, disregards HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,949 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Blonde Secrets by shesmyfavorite reviews
DMHG The Gryffindor Princess has a dark secret that can no longer be kept in the dark. Can our favorite Slytherin rebel be the father he never knew? Read and find out! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,921 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess of Darkness by Vic92091 reviews
Hermione stood, crying, as she watched her love walk out the door of Grimmauld Place to the battle that lay on the grounds of Hogwarts. Her crown sat upon her head, as she stared down at the bulge that is her stomach. 'A promise is a promise' she said
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,232 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wherever, Forever by Angelus1 reviews
Brian is a high-school soccer coach, and Justin is about to become his star player. AU.
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2004
The Masquerade by English-Foxlette reviews
What happens when Hogwarts hosts a masquerade ball where no one knows who each other is? Will romance blossom in the hearts of two enemies? My first story! Rating might change as I see fit. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Elaina's Story reviews
sorry im not going to finish this story. it was fun while it lasted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Say Hello reviews
one shot challenge! Sev and Mione over the years. Please R&R! i would love some reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Nore Dr Pepper! reviews
oneshot challenge. summary in the title. please RR! i would very much like reviews! i never know if people like lu stuff if they dont reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Postcards From Heaven reviews
heard this song and though it would make a great fic to one of my fave couples SS/HG Read and review! also tell me what you think about a sequel?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Secret Admirer reviews
Chris hobbs thinks about justin
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Justin T. - Complete
The Last Dance reviews
what was Brian thinking the night of the prom? i dont own QAF cawlip and showtime do
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete