Author has written 6 stories for Queer as Folk, and Harry Potter.
My name is Caity and i love to read.
I, MistOfHeaven , do solemnly swear to review all the fan fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or even if I hate the story. I have joined the review revolution!
i love it when people comment on my stories and leave little tips here n there. im new to this and i cant help but think that they dont like it if they dont review! so please put me outta my misery!! lol um... so yea. please review my stories. i love to know what ppl are thinking!! i never know if people like my stories so please put me outta my misery agan and give me tips. im new to this and would love little tibits and advice!
yea im a girl so what! lol ima faghag. get over it.
if you want to see Izzy's dress this is what i picture it as :=
ALSO!! i made a fanvideo to go with Postcards.hope you like
i love QAF and Harry potter and twilight.
my favorite Qaf pairing are only brian and justin. thats it.
my favorite HP pairings are:
Harry and Severus
Harry and ginny
You know you're a QaF fan when...
mine are in bold and italics.
lol i really love QAF i hated the end of season 5.
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"
Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:
1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.
2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.
3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.
4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.
5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.
6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.
7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.
8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.
9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.
10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.
11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'm going to squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's butt"?
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks.
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front.
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8.
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter.
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke.
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages.
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson
"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg
"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare
"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry
"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin
"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses
"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush
"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss
"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa
"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld
"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon
"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein
"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Quick! write down 12 characters cast of Harry Potter!
1. Harry Potter
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No but im sure they are out there shudders
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uh yea supper cute with the red hair and cute smile
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uh idk, they both are able to get pregnant
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yes! It was a Draco/Pansy called “Me Too” by Wind-In-The-Trees
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes! I like reading fics about them. Super cute
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine George/Pansy cause I cant see George with Draco shudders
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would prolly ask to join them
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ooo where to begin. He hated her. She hated him. But one Summer at the beach, a bikini, and Maragaritas changed everything.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Yes! Harry and luna are cute together!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Was everything a lie?
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
AAAH idk! I wouldn’t!! omg how weird. Um…no I cant think of anything.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Idk but I like cho and luna or cho luna and ginny! Ive read them and I like them!
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yea everyone I know loves Hermione fic. Het or slash.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Uh not that I know of no
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Um…if it’s a family fic yea. I don’t think anyone would be interested in incest. Or maybe they are 0_o shudders
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
GODS HERMIONE YOURE SO TIGHT!
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Glitter in the Sky by P!ink. luna striks me as one who whinks about these kinda things
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING!! THREESOME!! (cuz my mind thinks that way XD)
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I can be yourhero instead
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not recently if I have he is only a side character
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
He likes it up the ass with Ron Weasley
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Yes but only drunk! lol
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Hermione would top cho cause Hermione knows how to treat a woman since shes read all about it wink wink
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
A twist of the Fates. I am not sure who would want to read it but since it will end up a hormone/harry maybe a lot.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Um idk how I would feel. I could feel both good and bad for that couple.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when u have a normal conversation with your friends and one word that they say has you cracking up laughing and saying how it relates to Twilight when in reality it had nothing to do with Twilight. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister. Crazy is when you spend more time during winter break on fanfiction.net then with your friends and family. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down!Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
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