Spyder1070
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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1788872, Profile Updated: 05-05-09
Author has written 30 stories for Gorillaz.

Hi, my name is Spyder. How's it hanging? I've been writing G-bites on Deviantart for a while now, and have finally decided to bring them over here. Someone said I should of ages ago. But I didn't have the courage till now. I've fixed the stories from there up, to bring them here. And I know my punctuation still isn't exactly up to scratch. Well I guess it goes deeper than just punctuation. It's pretty much right across the board. (I'm kind of illiterate in that respect). But I do try, and hope that with enough practice and stuff. I'll get better at it. :)

I don't really write slash, I prefer to try and keep Gorillaz as Jamie and Co intended. More of a challenge I find. That, and I really would like to keep my perverted mind to myself. Though I did give it a go, I kind'a felt better sticking to the original. Don't really think I did a good enough job anyway. Not that I really care. :lol:

If you're interested in some of the things I've done on DA here's the link.

I can be found either there or at the OMB. Not that I go there much any more. I'm also sometimes found hanging around at the GSH. I have an e-mail address, but I hardly ever read them. I've also got a Myspace thinger and some other crap, I-just-can't-remember. I'm not into chat rooms really. I'm just not fast enough to keep up with them. And I don't really like the chat-speak thing... It makes my brain hurt. I've noticed that some of the people here have profiles that stretch for miles. O_o Eh, I no have much to say. My favourite band is Gorillaz. I luv Muds. And... yep. Lookie at that. Just run out of things to say. Said it all really. Ages ago.

Okay, I'm bored of this. So pfft, I'm off. Tah ta.

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Memoir of the Satanist by Plastic Emotion reviews
Why did you choose to become a Satanist, Murdoc?" There were so many answers he could have given her. So many reasons he could have told. But he chose the hardest one. He chose the truth.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Murdoc N., Noodle
Murdoc Teaches My Geometry Class by isettophonfire reviews
Notes from my "new teacher" Professor Nichols. Rated T for the fact it's Murdoc
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009
Oops by Noodle-chan01 reviews
2D wonders if 15 year old Noodle has ever tried alchol. she hasn't. But what happens when Murdoc sneaks some in her coke. Mayhem! lol ONE-SHOT no pairings. My oc cat. Profile page had her description. please R&R
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Hellsing: Demon Force :Rewritten: by Robert Falcon reviews
Hellsing is stunned as one of their own leaves for unknown reasons. In assuming the worst, will Seras have to kill one she has considered a friend for three years? Sequel to Hellsing: Global Conflict. Rewrite for general improvement.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
Return to Kong Studios by Swizzerz reviews
Noodle returns from hell and the band goes back to Kong for some answers, but it just leads to more questions. What are these chimeric beasts? What is this gray goop? Why is there a teenage Stuart Tusspot unconcious on the car park floor? Rated T
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009
In The Last Two Years by Swizzerz reviews
Rated T for Language and certain situations. Sucky summary. The Gorillaz have gone their seperate ways once more.They still keep in contact occaisonally, except for one blue haired singer. What happened to him in the last two years? Completed OC-Goodness
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
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Back together reviews
Murdoc is sick of 2D, and 2D is sick of looking at the whale. And what is that off in the distance...?
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Murdoc N., 2D
Who am I? reviews
2D and Cortez team up, to save Murdoc from himself. Read on to find out why.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,203 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
I can do it better than you reviews
I've decided to add a few miscellaneous G-bites that I've written, here. Given that to me when you put all my stories together, it almost sounds like one large day to day story. I couldn't see any reason not to. Enjoy.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Absinthe and Lust reviews
Murdoc passionately believes he's the sexiest man in the world, regardless of 2D's presence. And after he picks up a woman from a pub, he's sure once again, he's going to maintain his self appointed title, of "Mr Irresistible." ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009
The Interview reviews
Back in 2007, a young female journalist, is given the opportunity of a life time.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009
Are you there, Mr Hewlett? reviews
Just a bit of fun, that was inspired by "Muds sex tape."
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
The Elevator reviews
2D and Murdoc find themselves stuck together in Kong's elevator. Read on to find out what happens next. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2009
The Game reviews
Russel is reminded why playing games with Murdoc, is not a good idea.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Bath Time reviews
Not quite sure how to summarise this one. Except to say that the title really says it all. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009
The Hellhole reviews
Sometimes, being Murdoc, isn't as easy as he might want others to think. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009
Big Fish reviews
2D makes his way to the cinema to watch a film, unaware that someone is not in a very happy mood. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009
Don't play with Demons reviews
2D is trying to work out why strange things have been happening to him lately. His thought's eventually move on to Murdoc and the Bassists fans, with tragic results. Two chapter story.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
The light bulb reviews
Who'd of thought that changing a simple light bulb, could be that hard to do? FINISHED.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Ever increasing circles reviews
With Noodle gone, Russel on holiday, and Kong falling down around their ears. What are Murdoc and 2D to do? Boredom sets in, and anything becomes an escape from the tedious sounds of crumbling plaster. FINISHED.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Gorillaz reviews
Picking up where "Muds story. Child of Darkness", left off. Murdoc and 2D are searching for two more band members. FINISHED.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Breakfast is ready reviews
Murdoc is a man who likes to throw his weight around. Sometimes he wins, and sometimes....? Read on to see what happens. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
In it, to win it reviews
Tired of the constant "fat jokes" Russel and Murdoc finally decide to settle the argument, once and for all. With 2Ds help of course. ONE SHOT. NEW STORY.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Darts reviews
Murdoc discovers that sometimes it doesn't pay, to play games with 2D. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Bad hair day reviews
Even famous people can't always get their hair to do as it's told. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Muds story, Child of Darkness reviews
Murdoc growing up. Starting at the age of five, and moving up to the time he met 2D, and created Gorillaz. Some of the information in this story, was taken from 'Rise of the Ogre'. The rest is from my mind. FINISHED
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
You're gunna do what now? reviews
Brand new story. ONE SHOT. Murdoc is thinking about talking to his fans again. So he contacts the people at "ZFE" to get the ball rolling. Read to see what happens next. Reviews would be nice.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Got milk? reviews
Murdoc lays in the Winnie. An ulcer burning it way through his stomach wall. "Won't someone help a dying man"? He moans pitifully. Read on to see if anyone answers. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Kongs final breath reviews
2Ds room is torn apart. Noodle is possibly dead. Russel is no where to be found. And the Demon at the front desk, has just handed Muds a ransom note. What is going on? FINISHED
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
I am Murdoc Niccals reviews
2D discovers it's not always a good idea, to assume you're alone in Kong. Ever. But then sometimes certain people should take care. Not to assume fate will never pay him back. TWO chapter story.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
It's Halloween, Muds reviews
Halloween has arrived at Kong. And Noodle is hoping someone will ask if she'd like to go trick or treating. So who do you think ends up taking her? ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Gorillaz on a plane reviews
Never get on a plane with Murdoc. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
The question is reviews
2D makes the mistake, of asking Muds a question. Muds takes the opportunity, to answer. Just not in the way 2D had hoped. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
2D or not 2D reviews
After being mean to 2D, yet again. Murdoc begins receiving strange phone calls. ONE SHOT
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Box reviews
Russel catches Murdoc doing something, that may not work well in 2Ds favour. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
The Beach reviews
Tired of being cooped up inside. Noodle convinces Murdoc to take them out for the day. ONE SHOT.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete