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Author has written 21 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, World Ends With You, Air Gear, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, fellow readers, I be Nezumi's Cheese. I write for the lurvs and crack. Humor and romance are my best friends.

Update (6/10/11): Yup, I'm not dead. I'm back in writing my TWEWY story and such. Now, I'm older, more mature (yeah right), and more confident and gramatically aware in my writing abilities. As I look back to my older stories...I figure how some of them are kinda cracked-up. Aww, who am I kidding? They're ALL cracked up.

Any fanfics in the year 2009: Includes every KH, Naruto, and whatnot fanfic I've written in that year...burn my eyes...everything about them is tasteless. I'm ashamed of them...

Two Weeks of Stupidity and other TWEWY fics: A fanfic also filled with crack but written with more careful detail. There ARE still some mistakes though. I love my TWEWY stories to bits.

Other Fanfics That I'm Too Lazy to Mention: I am quite satisfied with them. Though it may be me cuz I'm easily pleased with things. Have fun reading them if you adore the pairings as much as I do.

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Ties, Chains, Claims and Saving Grace by kuroren23 reviews
AU. Soul's past is coming out of the shadows to lay claim on the life he once threw away. Maka got caught up in a mission that seemed destined to bring her more trouble than she ever expected. Add to the mix a volatile partner with unresolved feelings, demented friends, a suspicious Papa, kidnappings, engagements, weddings and a curse to outlive all curses. What's a weapon to do?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Binary by Lforevermore reviews
It all starts with a motorcycle accident, a missing blond, and a stolen computer disc. Detective!fic, featuring Riku/Sora and Axel/Roxas among various other scattered pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Riku, Axel - Complete
The Bet by Lumoa reviews
When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Loving Words of Sarcasm by Aria Stargazer reviews
So...according to his now MIA dictionary... He, Riku, was in love with Sora, his best friend. He could live with that. He just hoped Kairi and Cleon would let him. Yaoi, swearing. Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Riku, Sora
Go Elf Yourself by Light Within Darkness reviews
AU. Twas the month before Christmas...and Sora's got a new, very interesting job at a department store, Roxas can't get away from the crazy redheaded neighbor, and a certain Santa Claus can't keep his eyes off a cute brunet elf. SoRiku, AkuRoku. GiftFic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,807 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Open Door by Tigrin reviews
Once you enter Silent Hill, there's no turning back. SPOILERS: KH2 and 358/2 Days
Crossover - Silent Hill & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,848 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sora - Complete
Prize by Kaoru Gal reviews
Just shoot one of the prizes and if you can get it to fall over you win it. You get three shots." JoshuaxNeku oneshot AU yaoi
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
An Encounter of the Mary Sue Kind by Rose-Oracle reviews
When Sora saves an impeccably perfect girl, he has no idea what he has gotten himself into... Extreme OOC, Mary Sue bashing, and rather colorful language. Do not take this seriously, it will hurt your brain. COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sora - Complete
Best Seller by Scrawlers reviews
Mr. Hanekoma writes a kind-of-sort-of-not-really-fiction novel, and Neku is NOT pleased. One-shot, post-Game. Another Day-esque crack.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Our Vampire Teddy by hyperRme reviews
Sora’s father kicked him out to live with his mother in Traverse Town. There he befriends the hottest kid in the school because they’re parents of a teddy bear in Health class. But what he soon discovers that Riku has some dark secrets that include why he
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,344 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora
Letters from Amnesiac by KenSan1990 reviews
Kenshin is a foreign exchange student...from Italy. And Kaoru is hosting him at her high school. When she starts recieving mildly romantic notes, the last person she expects it's from is Kenshin, but her boyfriend Enishi sure isn't liking it. KK AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin
JOSHUA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hollyquin reviews
Having trouble handling your effeminate semi-god? Here's everything you need to know about your new JOSHUA unit!
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Minutes of a Clock by Katraa reviews
It's late and Oz has been careless again. It's late and not only is Break getting on his nerves, but Oz's disregard for his own life. If every breath brought him closer to death, how many did he have left? Gilbert / Oz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Metamorphosis by Gramm485 reviews
A story of beginnings, a story of change. A story of how one creature crawled along the ground, then rose and spread her wings first through survival, then passion. This is the story of Ada Wong.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Ada W. - Complete
The flaws with fanfictions by aurdox reviews
Axel stumbles across a fanfiction... about a obbsessed Roxas fangirl. Axel has a little to much fun reading, and Demyx over hears. Other oneshots of fictional writing bases later. Rated for safty.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006
The Ineloquence of Marriage by Blue Funk reviews
She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
How To Win A Guy In 10 Easy Steps by TheEvilAuthoressK-chan reviews
Naruhina... When Hinata feels down after her constant failed attempts at Naruto's heart, Sakura and Ino decide to help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Santa: Varia Version by Orihara Izaya reviews
Varia sends letters to Santa?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Obsession by Silent Magi reviews
Someone has taken Naruto, and only another blond holds the clues to find him. Will they be able to get help before it's too late? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Music and Notes by Cnguyen456 reviews
The first time I went to Hinata's house I was met with 3 surprises, Hinata owned a shiny black limo, Hinata lived in a huge glass mansion, and more importantly, Hinata had a sexy cousin. Through music and notes, I might just fall in love with him. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vanilla Soufflé by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Spinoff of 'Vanilla'. Part 8: Axel had not wanted a job. Roxas had. They ran into each other in the street corner that connected Twilight Street and Dusk Road. Roxas got his job. So did Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2006
Hang Me High Kid by FearlessDranzer reviews
For the past month Sora has been haunted by the Dead Man. After making a wish Sora's next 3 days become hell as he races around trying to save Riku and himself. Slowly Riku's obessesion gets in the way. Nothing's what it seems. Horror Violence Angst SxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Corners of the Mind by DrkKni reviews
Hinata does something horrible and ends up in he Konoha mental hospital, where she meets Konoha's most horrible secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Wish I Was Your Lover by Falaphesian reviews
[now complete!] Riku is an irresponsible, bratty older brother who can’t be bothered with his younger sister or their latest ‘babysitter’ who really just wants out of the entire thing. ...But for how long? RikuSora fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,055 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The ABC Friends by Tam Lynne reviews
Poor naive Combeferre on his first day in Paris . . .
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/24/2003
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The Little Pointless Things in Life reviews
In which Arthur and Alfred are college roommates, Arthur struggles with his feelings for said roommate, and Alfred is purposely an infuriatingly charming idiot with odd quirks. USUK. College AU. oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Italian and the Frog reviews
One day, Prince Lovino meets a Spanish talking frog named Antonio in the forest and is immediately repulsed. Unfortunately, said happy frog has no intention of leaving him alone. Vaguely based off the fairytale, "The Frog Prince." AU. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Mr H's Rejected Pin Designs reviews
Mr. H wasn't perfect. He had his small mistakes here and there. As the official pin designer, he made most of the pins in the Game. However, some pins got recalled because they ranged from being useless or downright strange.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sanae H.
Two Weeks of Stupidity reviews
Eri needs a new model for her designs so Shiki asks Neku to help her. Neku says no but Lady Luck hates him. Beat hears their argument. This lands Neku into a stupid bet with Beat of modeling for Eri for two weeks for a hundred and fifty bucks. Joshua/Neku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
A Dress Is Not Always Sexy reviews
China can make a maid dress look good. No doubt there. But...with Russia..."No, Ivan, you, in fact, do not look sexy in a maid dress, aru." Why was the guy wearing a maid dress anyway? Rochu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/10/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
To Love the Unexpected reviews
Never in a million years would Yao dream of falling in love with a psychotic, clearly-insane, stalking meglomaniac otherwise known as his northern neighbor, Ivan. However, as soon as Yao confesses, Ivan rejects him? That was unexpected... Rochu oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Corruption reviews
Roxas was the blessed child of the angels. Axel was the prince of the underworld. When they commit a sin that both heaven and the underworld looks down upon, what's truly right? Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Words Written in Numbers reviews
Roxas always liked Axel so he gives him a confession letter. When Axel does get the letter and reads it, the last sentence of how Roxas feels about him was "813." Not knowing what it means, he tries to find out. Akuroku. Happy Akuroku day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How to Savor the Moment reviews
Joshua always had odd eating habits. Neku never liked it. So, it irked Neku that Joshua didn't know how to eat a burger properly. When Neku does get on Joshua's case about it, it backfires. Then again, Neku never gets a break anyway. JoshNeku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
My Shark Ate It reviews
Akito was always a happy student. However, that doesn't mean he gets good grades. At the same time, Agito is bored. It is only natural that he takes over Akito's body. When Agito steps in for Akito, all hell and sharks are unleashed. And lame HW excuses.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Agito W., Akito W. - Complete
Perfect Flaw reviews
A perfect and bland life was for Prince Naruto. However, his world goes upside-down when a rival kingdom initiates a successful siege against him. Now a servant to the other kingdom, he meets a young servant who is seemingly there for him...Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Life is One Hellish Ride reviews
Roxas had a crush on Namine for years only to get rejected. Out of guilt, Namine plays matchmaker for Roxas. It is hell for Roxas when his new redheaded neighbor gets sucked in Namine's plan. Akuroku. Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,425 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Letters from a Matchmaker reviews
Neji wasn't really the type to be romantic. However, one day, Neji decides to play matchmaker for Hinata and Naruto! His girlfriend, Tenten, wonders how he is going to pull this off. NejiTen. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Shiniest One reviews
The stars were twinkling above them. Especially the shiniest one." The one for you might be in the most unexpected places. Even across the country. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Priestess and a Demon Holder reviews
Hinata's a priestess and is trained to exorcised demons. What happens when she meets a kitsune demon holder? Naruhina!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Easy as Pie, Right? reviews
Riku discovers a new side of him upon returning to Destiny Islands. A love-sick teenager. Having a crush on a cute idiot who is naive and friendly is not all that difficult to confess feelings to, right? For Riku, it sure isn't. Soriku! One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Crush Doesn't Last Long, You Know reviews
Hinata and Naruto are friends but not a couple. Can Hinata have the guts to confess if Naruto is crushing on someone else? Just a little one shot I made up. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Perfect Gift reviews
It's Naruto and Hinata's first boyfriend/girlfriend anniversary! But Hinata doesn't know what to get him! What will she do! One-shot! Naruhina!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ain't Allowed To reviews
Akuroku. One-shot. Roxas doesn't like Axel but what happens if you add Namine to the mix?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Naruto and Hinata's Valentine Day Experience reviews
This is the sequel to "A Crush Doesn't Last Long, You Know" It talks about the couple's first experience with Valentine's Day together. One-shot. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Doubt reviews
Hinata and Naruto recently became a couple. However, after an odd conversation with Kiba, she starts to doubt Naruto's love. Naruhina. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete