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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1788998, Profile Updated: 12-28-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.

IMPORTANT: I am in search of a beta- I've said this before, but this time I mean it. I need a beta- though I appreciate that most of you have said my stories are great as they are, I would love to have someone to be brutally honest in order to improve my work- if you're up to that and would like to help a fellow writer grow, PM me :)

Also: La Tua Cantante is coming to a close, and I'm considering what to focus on next, including the possibility of two new stories. Here is what they would be about:

Cowboy Casanova: Jasper is a hardened, tormented man who fought in the Civil War. He keeps his heart locked up and is the epitome of a womanizer. One day, Alice wanders into town on a whim and some intuition. Can she get through to him? AH/AU

Silence: Edward has heard voices ever since the day his parents died. In a stroke of luck, he now has a new family and a fresh start in Forks. But when he meets Bella Swan, he gets the one thing he’s been wishing for most- silence. AH/AU

Please vote in the poll and let me know what you all would like. I would love the imput into my decision :)

Basically, there are only about four things you need to know about me, besides anything you may figure out from my writing.

1) I love Twilight, and I am truly obsessed, though I get made fun of for it mercilessly by my friends for being too old to be a fangirl. Obviously, I don't care about that too much. I decided I needed to find an outlet for my addiction, so here I am :).

And here is my philosophy on the saga- I'm completely team Edward, though I really like Jacob too- but not quite equally. But I'm glad he ended up with Renesmee- I also loved Breaking Dawn, and no one will ever convince me that it was not good. I wish Emmett and Jasper were my brothers, and Alice and Rosalie were my sisters.

Beyond my unhealthy level of fandom, I'm a pretty average 20 year old. I'm not big on the personal info, but I can tell you this (as if anyone cares- but if you're going to the trouble of looking at this...)

2) I'm a college student, and I love my school almost as much as I like Twilight, despite the fact the professors here are all convinced we are geniuses who don't have any other classes other than their own. Therefore, I study, read, and write a lot of papers and don't have a whole lot of time to have a life. So, if I drop off the radar suddenly for a week, you know why. I'd tell you where I go, but then I might have to kill you...but we do have a bangin' basketball team...and yes, that is the official term...and we are the champions (if you know where I go from that, then you are awesome :) ).

3) I love music- any kind of music, except rap, which I hate with a true fiery passion. I don't go anywhere without headphones in.

4) At heart I'm a writer. I don't think I'm fabulous at it, but I don't think I could survive without doing it either, despite the way it's simultaneously joy incarnate and pure torture. I would love to publish something original one day, and that's been my dream since I was fifteen years old. Whether or not I'll ever develop my skills enough to manage that, I have no idea, but for now, I'm just going to keep doing what I have to do.

Finally, I give reviews to almost anything I read and really like/see potential in- so if you ever happen across one of my stories, I would appreciate it if you would do the same for me. Especially since reviews pretty much make my life- for real.

Some of my favorite Quotes from the Twilight Universe, in no particular order:

-You know, Jake, maybe you should think about getting a life. (Quil)

-She’s diabolical. (Emmett)

-I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. (Emmett)

- Fall down again, Bella? (Emmett)

-So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt? (Emmett)

- I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study. (Emmett)

- ‘Bout time somebody scored around here. (Emmett)

- Oooo, scary. (Emmett)

I’m no Alice – you’re just predictable. (Seth)

I mean, at least you didn’t bite me or anything. That would’ve sucked. (Seth)

Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week. (Jacob)

Sometimes you’re a little strange, Bella. Do you know that? (Jacob)

Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good. (Jacob)

Bye, Bella. I really hope you don’t die. (Jacob)

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV. (Jacob)

Does my being half-naked bother you? (Jacob)

Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay? (Jacob)

He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun. (Jacob)

The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse. (Jacob)

Insanity is probably easier than sharing a pack mind. Crazy people’s voices don’t send babysitters to watch them. (Jacob)

Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. (Jacob)

Huh – I wondered if Sam would consider my death provocation. Probably say I got what I deserved. Wouldn’t want to offend his bloodsucker BFFs. (Jacob)

Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in? (Jacob)

How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors? (Jacob)

What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive? (Jacob)

So the psycho was “Rose” now. He’d completely crossed over to the dark side. (Jacob)

Freaky Bella. (Jacob)

Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. (Jacob)

Oh well, we’re all together now! Isn’t it lovely! (Aro)

I wasn’t born a compassionless shrew. I used to be sort of nice, you know. (Leah)

It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. (Alice)

Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find. (Alice)

How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? (Alice)

In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days. (Alice)

I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. (Alice)

This hostage stuff is fun. (Alice)

Go to your happy place, Bella. It won’t take long. (Alice)

to be continued...when I get the time...

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I'm Gonna Try for the Kingdom by my own patronus reviews
When he was in middle school, Blaine fell in with the wrong crowd and began partying too hard. After overdosing on heroin and being kicked out of Dalton, he has to start over at William McKinley High School and fight the temptation to return to the drugs that had been his life for so long. DrugAddict!Blaine, bit of Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, Season 2 AU. Rated for drugs/language. WIP.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions, Cooper A.
When We're a Little Less Broken by NikkiEvans reviews
Blaine proposes and Kurt wants to say yes. He really wants to. (Reactions to episode 4.22)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A seventh year, in which things might change by Everybody-knows55 reviews
If you've spent six years of your life hating somebody, can one year really make that much of a difference? Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,952 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13355 - Favs: 8,064 - Follows: 6,005 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Follow Your Inner Moonlight by squeakyswings reviews
"Follow your inner moonlight, don't hide the madness." - Allen Ginsberg — Lily/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5661 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
And She Loved Me by jessica499499 reviews
Alice knew her time was almost up. But before she left she saw something she knew she had to fore she left Alice asked for a promise. Will Cynthia heed the last request of her sister? Takes place the night before Alice leaves for the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
How to Hide IT by Make A Choice reviews
This is why secrets are born. 1. Out of jealousy, 2. Out of fear, 3. Out of love. Is that why it hurts so much when a secret gets out? Maybe it depends on the secret and what happens after it's out...or maybe it's finding out the truth. Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The M Word by NightsofTamara reviews
Four times that Bella didn't want to get married, and one time she did. E/B, J/A. No BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Ironic by sillybella reviews
Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Blocked reviews
In "The Break-up" Blaine had a choice between blocking or poking Eli C., as seen on the screen shot. What if Blaine had chosen "block"? WouldKurt and Blaine have worked it out? How? Klaine! AU but canon as much as I can manage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Silence reviews
Edward has heard voices ever since the day his parents died. In a stroke of luck, he is given the opportunity of a new family and life in Forks. When he meets Bella Swan, he gets the one thing he's been wishing for most- silence. Can they survive his demons?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Next Generation: Crossing the Line reviews
Head Girl Rose and Head Boy Scorpius have been carefully toeing the line for years- one to live up to her parents' reputation, the other to outrun his. What will happen when they lose their balance? Next Gen series, linked to In-Between series. T for safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
La Tua Cantante reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The In Between: Absolution
What happened to Draco over those 19 years? How did he end up on the platform? What kind of father is he? Did he find absolution? Part of "The In-Between" Series, post DH, epilogue compliant. T for safety and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M.
The In Between: The Second Seven Years
Harry got his happily ever after, but the story is never just that simple. The tale of how he overcame the post-war obstacles and how we should 'never forget.' Post DH, epilogue compliant, part of "The In-Between" series. T for safety and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P.
My Saving Angel reviews
Edward is broken, battling his issues with alcohol and prescription drug abuse, preferring to avoid the light to hide his demons. Bella is a the model college student, a good girl. What happens when they unexpectedly cross paths? AH, usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
A New Harmony reviews
Edward is shipped to Forks after his parent's tragic death to live with his uncle Charlie. While trying to adjust to Forks, he meets Bella Cullen. Will our beloved characters still have their love story if roles are reversed? B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reassurances reviews
Bella isn't sure how to deal when she wakes up after her return from Italy. She's not dreaming, but can she trust Edward after he left her? What would happen if Bella hadn't just immediately forgiven Edward in New Moon? One shot, with potential.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
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