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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1789424, Profile Updated: 01-04-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I love writing fantasies about really any mythical creature of the inner mind. I'm a little kid at heart and still love the thought of dragons and centaurs, talking animals and mysterious happenings. I also love Twilight and vampires, but my world is ultimately ruled by random characters that pop up without explanation. Every writer has a little insanity in them...

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Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 6,640 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Dreams by highonair435 reviews
Bella is an aspiring actress at Briarwood, a boarding school of the arts. She finally lands the role of a lifetime, all she ever wanted. But then she meets Edward Cullen. Will he show her that there's more to life than just a musical? ALL HUMAN R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Between the Lines by Kitschisme reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Awake, My Angel by la saboteuse reviews
Sequel to Wake-up Call! Bella is going to the Cullens' house for a slumber party with 'Alice', just as they had previously decided, but she doesn't know all of Edward's plans yet. She's in for quite a surprise, let me tell you. More POVs! Title may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wakeup Call by la saboteuse reviews
One Saturday morning, Bella wakes up...but Edward hasn't noticed yet. What could be done to turn such a circumstance to her advantage? Hmmm... Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunset by la saboteuse reviews
Starts off in the meadow, where Edward and Bella resolve a few issues. If you like romantic fluff, read this, 'cause there's going to be quite a bit of it. Between Eclipse and BD, about one week b/f the wedding. Will be short, most likely. BPOV for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Edward Moments by la saboteuse reviews
B:"Yes, it is, so quit grumbling. I want to do all my snuggling in peace."...Some moments with Edward and Bella, from Edward's point of view. Different chapters don't necessarily have anything to do with each other unless otherwise indicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
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Backstabbing Love reviews
Edward Cullen is the best, hottest actor in L.A. Bella Swan is a sophisticated college girl, at USC. Living with her quirky roomies, Rosalie and Alice, what trouble stirs up when the two opposites are introduced? AH, OOC, and AU. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Supermarket Stresses reviews
Bella thinks that every trip to the store is boring, until she finds a beautiful green-eyed boy there. What will happen between the two? AH, AU, and OOC. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward