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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1789471, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 3 stories for Malcolm in the Middle, Spiderwick Chronicles, and Teen Titans.

Uhm, hi. I like fanfiction, hence the account. Well, actually, I have two accounts. One is specifically for Home Improvement slash fanfiction, while this one is for whatever I damn well feel like writing :). Which is usually incest and boylove and whatnot. Find my other account at www.fanfiction.net/~xhomeimprovementx ... :). Yeah, anyway, all I write is slash. Boy on boy. That kind of stuff. Not because I'm gay, because I'm not. I am a boy but I swear I'm not gay. As I explain on my other account, I relate more easily to boy characters. And it's easier for me to write about penis, because I have one. So, yeah, that's the deal. Other than that, check out my stories and review please! I'll definitely get back to you! XD.

UPDATE: I updated my stuff! Review, even if you did when it was on my old account!

(Different) Facts about me:

1. I'm finding this diffcult. I basically explained myself pretty well on my other account, seeing as that was made first.

2. I love bolding and italicizing :). I feel like it emphasizes in an emotional way that helps you connect with the character more. I don't know, maybe I'm just crazy.

3. I don't like yaoi. Or most hentai. I prefer shotacon or straight shotacon. Does that make me a pedo? I don't think it does, because I'm not even an adult yet ... Still 16, remember?

4. If I could be any 'type' of boy, I would choose to be the boy-lolita type (Host Club XD). I definitely think Hunny is the cutest and would kill to be him. Or any Host Club member for that matter. But I think my real type is the 'princely type.' Like Tamaki. Don't ask why, I just know.

5. I like books. A little too much.

6. I very very strongly dislike body hair. It's gross. But I don't have the motivation to shave mine.

7. I'm currently extremely tired. I don't know how I'm even managing to type.

8. The amount of facts doubled is my age. Still :).

Okay, now here's the section where I would list my favorite anime, manga, books, shows, and stuff but there's way too many, so if you actually care, you can ask! But here are my ten favorite fanfiction pairings:

1. Tim/Kon/Bart (Any combo of those! Teen Titans)
2. Randy/Brad/Mark (Any combo of those! Home Improvement)
3. Zack/Cody (Suite Life)
4. Joe/Nick (Jonas Brothers)
5. Naruto/Kiba (Naruto)
6. Aang/Sokka/Zuko (Any combo of those! Avatar)
7. Beast Boy/Robin (Teen Titans: Animated)
8. Momiji/Haru/Kyo/Yuki (any combo of those! Fruits Basket)
9. Max/Rico (Wizards/Hannah Crossover)
10. Harry/Draco/Ron (Any combo of those! Harry Potter)

I swear, if anyone writes a good one of those I will LOVE YOU FOREVER and take any request in return. But yeah, like I said, that's all I'm listing because I don't want you to grow bored with me :).

If you didn't notice, the last section was taken directly from my other profile. I'm lazy :).

EDIT: First time I'm doing anything on here for a while! Since this profile is half-ass compared to my other, I'm going to post a fanfiction survey type thingy here :. You'll see!

1. Why do you write fanfic?

It makes me happy that authors and creators leave things open for people to imagine in their heads. And I get so caught up imagining that I get these great ideas, and I just have to write them down!

2. When did you write your first fanfic and which fandom was it for?

0o0o0o0oh, wow. I'm not too sure. I got into Teen Titans fanfic in 2005, I think. I was in 7th grade. I'm not sure what the first I wrote was though. I'm going to have to say that it was actually Titans, but it wasn't anything like I do now. Back then I wrote innocent little episode plots that I wanted them to use and air!

3. Which fandoms do you, or have you, written for?

Well, all the ones on this account. Then Home Improvement. And a couple unposted Naruto's. I've jotted down a couple stories about Billy Elliot, Three Ninja's, and other stuff too.

4. Do you read much fanfic or do you mainly write?

I READ. I read SOOO much! Nightly basis, it's an addiction!

5. What comes easiest for you when writing? (dialogue, descriptions, plot, characterizations, humour, angst...)

DEFINITELY angst. I always create a couple or trio in cases in my head. Then I come up with dialogue, and point of view. The plot comes pretty soon too!

6. Which genres do you mainly write? (action, angst, dark, drama, horror, humour...)

Romance and SEXSEXSEX. Lol, what can I say? I'm an adolescent male.

7. Which genres will you not write?

Rape, murder, horror, etc. I don't do dark stuff.

8. Are reader comments/responses important?

Absonormously! I love to hear what people think. And if they think something's bad, I just curse them out in my head :.

9. Do you use a beta reader?

I'm actually afraid to. I never did and then they created it and I just don't like change :/.

10. Which is your favourite character to write fanfic for and why?

I write things about boys who think a lot and don't know how to feel. The author Amarin Rose inspired me to write fanfiction, and she's absolutely phenomenal. She writes stuff like that. Plus, I never know how to feel because my head is jumbled :. But sometimes I just like happiness and good sex :.

11. Which are your favourite ships (including friendships) that you write the most?

Well, my favorite is Tim/Kon. But I NEVER tried writing them. I feel like I can't do them justice. Plus, Amarin took all the good plot ideas :.

12. Do you have characters that are so strongly established that they're in your heads?

For some reason, I think I'm Beast Boy on some days. I'm a lot like him, and I love the character Robin, and so when I write, it's usually Beast Boy craving Robin but Robin being too bullheaded to notice it.

HOWEVER, on some days, I am TOTALLY Randy Taylor. I talk and think like him and stories just pour out. About him and Mark, him and Brad, him and girls. Him and depression ... Idk, I'm always somebody in my head.

OH, and I analyze situations like characters. Instead of "What Would Jesus Do?" I think "What Would Robin Do?"

13. Which characters are you most comfortable doing a POV for? Which is the hardest?

I like being Gar. He's pretty easy to do, and funny, but at the same time you know he thinks about things a lot. He's a complex character, in my mind anyway. But who cares what I think?

Okay, I think I'm done now.

OH, BUT: I also wanted to say thank you for the love and support of the people who've actually found my stories. I know I don't write for anything popular, so thank you for finding me and encouraging me to continue writing!

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Our Little Secret by themodestmouse reviews
Some things are left better unsaid. The host club ponders upon a certian wild type and a lolitashota type. Of course, Kyouya knows all. M for Lemon-pie Pairings: MoriHunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Poker Night by BotulismFreak reviews
What happens when a good friend comes back from America? Poker night! And not just poker, but strip poker. Can the boys deal with the sexual tension, and will Yuki finally discover his sexual identity? yukiXtohruXkyo shigureXayame hatoriXmizuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hatori S.
Words by thedemonsangel reviews
Words that explain the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Warnings: SasuNaru and/or NaruSasu, ooc?, rated for language and implied situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than This by macmoosie reviews
Randy Taylor is in love with his best friend, Matt Parker. Randy confesses his love to Matt, but he doesn't like Randy that way...yet. Will Matt be able to love Randy like he loves Matt, or will the two just become broken pieces?
Home Improvement - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008
A Tempting Adversary by Doreiku reviews
Satoshi's growing lust for Niwa becomes more of a problem when he starts acting on whims. Despite this, they are forced to share a room on a field trip. Will Satoshi survive his own desires; or will Niwa fall prey? And why is Takeshi so interested? YAOI
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,959 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Memories by x.Oreo.Sundae.x reviews
David Archuleta gets the slot for the opening act for the Jonas Brothers, and starts to have feelings for Joe. But there's something about Joe...Story hopefully better than summary. JoexDavid First time writing XD Rated M for later chapters.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Unexpected Endings by EragonFanatic reviews
Mallory/Jared. Incest. Don't read if you don't like the pairing. If you would leave NICE reviews, that would be highly appreciated. People who write reviews will be listed in the next chapter if you consider that a GOOD bribe. Rated M for later chapters.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Distraction by tinglingsensation reviews
Mori is trying to do a sudoku, but Hunny has other things in mind. PWP, oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Habits, Temptations and Desires by CrazedEnigma reviews
Harry Potter has a habit of sleeping naked. Ron Weasley has a habit of watching him sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Of Maids and Butlers by Chatterbox Angel reviews
Kyouya x Hunny. Let's see what happens. Maid cosplay. Cake. A torn stocking. A small cut. A trip to the nurse's office. And a graphic smut session between Kyouya and Hunny. What's not to love? Possible PWP
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Fun at Boarding School by 13chocox reviews
Dustin sees Logan do something with a girl and wants to do it too. What happens when two teenagers with raging hormones meet? Find out. Warning: Contains slash and may be depressing to some in later chapters.
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2008
Nick Dominant, Joe Recessive by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After six months of being his usual, tender self, Nick gets a little feisty and vents his feelings out on the only person available to him, Joe. Joick, graphicish warning. Haha. Eat it...oh wait, that's Nick's job.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
My Broken Angel by AsYouSleep reviews
Spiderwick fic. Three years have passed, the magic has faded. Everyone is dealing with it in their own way. Helen and Mallory with denile, Jared with anger thats getting steadily worse. Simon is the only one who can hear him scream contains Jared/Simon
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by poweroverbirds reviews
You know it’s wrong. You do. You’re disgusted by your desire for your own brother by day. slash and incest
Home Improvement - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Fearful Touch by BlackFruity reviews
A story in the bathroom leads to an interpretation in the classroom.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kaworu N., Shinji I. - Complete
Perfect by Sarcasm Is My Friend reviews
;Minutemen; It seemed as if his love of science had been put on hold, all because of this little thing bothering him...CharliexVirgil R&R
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Feelings Of Rightness by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Tim–Kon–Bart Summary: Tim's in love, and all's right with the world.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Want to play soccer? by Spork-Work-Orange reviews
Lizzie asks Edwin if he wants to play soccer... What happens next is not soccer.The story is better than the summery. MaleSolo, Underage, StepIncest.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Boy's Dorm by pasta making leprechaun reviews
What do the guys do after they turn in for the night? Extremely explicit. Boy on boy on boy, ChaseLoganMichael and ChaseDustin. SLASH. New chapter including James coming in the future.
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2007
Lizzie McGuire Meets Little Gordo by Dutchman reviews
After a disappointing evening with Ethan, Lizzie finds what she was looking for with her best friend. Teenage curiosity leads to more. Lemon.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
A dog and his boy by Shiva's Avatar reviews
Life’s a bad joke … where the one who’s always smiling, is really the one hurting the most inside [Beast BoyRobin slash]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin
Laws of Motion by Doreiku reviews
When Niwa has an essay to do about Newton's Three Laws of Motion, what happens when Hiwatari tutors him? SatoXDai oneshot
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Naughty Boys by pasta making leprechaun reviews
Nanny McPhee Simon has a plan to disgust the new nanny, but he needs Eric. Contains slash, sex between minors and incest. Don't like it, don't read.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Back And Forth by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Tim–Kon–Bart Summary: Kon and Bart talk in Interlac. Tim eavesdrops, and learns some things.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Ideal Idea by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Tim–Kon–Bart Summary: Bart has had worse ideas...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Sexual Healing by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Tim–Bart Summary: Tim and Bart both love to skateboard, but Tim thinks it would be more fun if Bart would quit hurting himself. Then again, Tim does enjoy 'making it better.'
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Confessions by DevilintheAngel reviews
“Satoshi, hold up!” Daisuke had run as fast as he could to catch up to his friend and panted in the effort to keep up. Satoshi turned around for a second and glared at Daisuke which made the redhead falter for a second. Why is he looking at me like that?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Swaying Love by daisuke-li reviews
Hiro's beginning to get wet dreams. What happens when Momiji finds out? HxM (Yaoi)
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2005
Breath of Life by UKClaire reviews
A fight between Brad and Randy results in Randy having an asthma attack
Home Improvement - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Randy T. - Complete
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Beast Boy's Thoughts reviews
Several little drabbles about what Beast Boy is thinking about our favorite Boy Wonder. Well, they're longer than drabbles, but read and review anyway!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin
Making Progress reviews
Jared is frustrated and is taking his anger out on everyone. What happens when it goes too far? Will the brothers learn something about themselves? Read and review!
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Brother Bonding reviews
Malcolm and Reese have some fun, but what happens when Dewey stumbles upon them? Read and review!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete