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Joined 01-01-09, id: 1789530, Profile Updated: 12-17-10
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Boondock Saints.

Hello, I'm Siren!

Real name: Nana (ha, you actually think I'd give out my real name? This is what my little brother used to call me because he couldn't pronounce my name. Guess what my name really is and I might give you a virtuall cookie!)

Age:... my friends tell me Im eleventy-bajilion years old. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

Uhhhhhhhh... I'm straight, but I support all gay marriges. I hate predjudice and if you don't then you can suck my non-exsistent cock. (Yes I'm a girl.)

IRISH MEN HAVE REALLY REALLY HOT VOICES. EXTREMELY HOT! LIKE, BURNING IN A FIRE AND GASOLINE POURED EVERYWHERE HOT. GO SAINTS OF SOUTH BOSTON!

"...“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development..."

I LOVE SasuNaru, so if you don't like this pairing then leave my page NOW. I'm so happy Naruto will have a Shonen-Ai ending.

All of Tamora Pierce's books are genius and she is my all time favorite authoress. I can't wait for her new book in the Beka Cooper trilogy to come out.

PM me, do whatever, just don't flame my page, cause that just means your jealous.

I like writing stories and will put random quotes at the begining so expect those and I need a Beta! Thank you!! :)

"We're never lost, we're locationaly challenged."

-John M. Ford

"Prejudice is a great time saver. It enables you to form opinions without bothering to get the facts."

-Unknown. (P.S. I hate prejudice against anyone. XP )

RIP :

Michale Jackson

Billy Maes

Ferra Faucet

All of these people died in the same week. Within five days of eachother.

MY COUSIN IS A CRAZY PERSON WHO HAS A FANFICTION ACCOUNT WITH THE NAME CORINNE! SHE LOVES AKATSUKI ESPECIALLY SASODEI!!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- A fear of long words... -.-" This is Ironic. Really, really Ironic...

This is my result from a what do Naruto characters think of you quiz! Here's a link:

Your Result

Serious

Naruto: I always see her training and when she sees me she stops and asks if I want to join. I do sometimes because she is very strong and very smart. When I was in the academy she was already a Jonin and she would try to help me. Mostly that meant buying me ramen after not getting the jutsu she was trying to teach me. She has always been nice to me and she is pretty but she is more like a big sister to me.

Sasuke: She is always so serious. She studies and trains a lot. She is even better at the fire jutsu’ then me.

Sakura: When I was in the academy I would always get the top marks on the test. I would study all the time trying to be the best. She is a few years older then me but she still holds the records for the high scores. She is very smart and loves to read. Most of the time I see her she is reading. And she is one of the only people that can pull Kakashi Sensei from his book.

Kakashi: She is my perfect match. She is smart and very strong and even better she doesn’t mind if I ready Make out Paradise. She loves to read just as much as I do, however, not that the book. I think she is the sexiest women in the village and when I train against her she never falls pray to my Sharingan. When we are alone she isn’t always serious but she is in public known as the smart down to earth person that will help anyone in need & thinks of a plan before rushing in.

Kiba: She is very smart and when Akamaru got injured once and I couldn’t find my mom she helped me mend his leg. She is always reading and admit I find myself day dreaming about her.

Shino: I don’t really care for her all that much. She is always getting bite by spiders (Cant blame the spiders) but not she doesn’t like them and kills them. Maybe if she pulls her head out of a book she will see the spiders are just being spiders.

Hinata: She’s really smart but she is too serious she is however nice to everyone regardless of who they are or what family they are in. We do get a long very well and are pretty good friends. I try to get her to liven up she tries to brake me out of my shell. We are close and when people were making fun of me she stuck up for me confusing them with her intelligence.

Shikamaru: She beats me at Shogi all the time I just cant seem to beat her. She’s smart and pretty but she is in love with Kakashi and they are good for each other. I do think she reads to much and serious or not she still has a lot of energy.

Choji: I don’t really like her that much. She is always reading and I feel that she is too smart and if I talk to her she will make me seem stupid. She doesn’t even like chips.

Ino: She’s ok I see her a lot in the flower shop.

Lee: She’s really smart and a very powerful ninja. Guy Sensei is always flirting with her and trying to grab her butt. He wants everything Kakashi has always trying to one up him. He doesn’t stand a chance.

Neji: Her destiny is bright. She is smart and a great fighter. She even beat me.

Gaara: She is very smart and never judged me. She always tries to help everyone and always helps out Naruto. She is like that with everyone she treats everyone like people regardless of their past. She is the sweetest person ever.

Way's to fail an exam in style:

Find interesting ways to refuse to answer every question. (Ex: This question goes against my religion.)

Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphently.

Turn in the exam 30 miunutes into it, and as you walk out, shot, "Easy, easy!"

Try to get people to do the Mexican Wave.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip all the papers, and ask for a new copy.

POLITICS

A five year old little boy asked his dad to explain the government to him.

The father said ok, "See, me, I'm like the government, because everything has to come through me in order to for the house to work smoothly. Your mother is like the people, because she has some say, but I can over-ride it. The maid is like the working class, because she works for us.

Your baby brother is the future." Needless to say, the boy was very confused.

The night after, he went to bed , and heard his little brother crying. He went to his parents room to get his mother, but she was asleep and his dad wasnt there. So he went to get the maid, but when he opened the door, he saw his dad and the maid screwing madly.

He went to check on his brother himself and opened the boys dipaer, and found it full of shit.

The next morrning, he found his dad and told him, "I think I know how the govenment works now."

"Oh really? How?" his dad asked.

"While the people are sleeping, the govenment is busy screwing the working class. And the future is full of shit!"

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My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews
Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Kitsune Co by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
UPDATE NOTICE. The people in Konoha abuses Naruto due to him being a half fox-mix. Tsunade and Iruka takes action and they move to Tokyo, where they treat mixes kindly. They begin a modelling agency with Naruto as the main model. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
High School Reunion by DeviouseDevil reviews
It's been ten years. Naruto has nothing to hold back now; especially, when it comes to his past bane of his existence: Uchiha Sasuke. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forever Mine, My Beautiful Doll by ViataeInfinitum reviews
"Do not yell. It becomes quite bothersome. The more you struggle, the more unnecessary pain you will have to endure." Ciel struggled weakly as the puppet strings worked to immobilize him. "I shall make you a beautiful doll; one like no other."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Drossel K., Ciel P. - Complete
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brother, Slave, Pet by SnowStormSkies reviews
AU/WIP Two boys go head-to-head over archaic traditions. One black haired green eyed boy is the prize. Who will win and who will lose, when one had nothing to lose but the other has everything to lose? Slash DMHP, DMHPBZ, Abuse, Non-con...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fight for it by EverUnattainable reviews
There were two things in life which Naruto was absolutely sure of. One, putting metal in a microwave was never a good idea, and two, a person should always do everything in their power to not let the Uchiha's have what they want. ItaNaru SasuNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Bet by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui convinces Sasuke to make a bet with him. Non-Massacre AU; could be taken as crack...or not. :Short oneshot: :Mentions of ShiIta and SasuNaru:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shisui U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Code SIN by SimpleInsomniac reviews
Sasuke's not the only one who gets special treatment. What happens when the Council forces the head of T&I to take on a genin team that included the Yamanaka heir? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hybrid by doodlelover reviews
In a world where pets have distinct human traits, Iruka finds himself worried over his new housemate's pet, Sasuke. This is where the feline-like Sasuke meets a very peculiar fox Hybrid that perks his interest. SasuNaru NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,376 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Aishiteruze Sensei by StarlingStorm reviews
Naruto is a clutzy pre-school teacher who loves his job very much. Then one spring day, he gets a new student with dark onyx eyes and raven-black hair. How does poor Naruto deal with a young child who seems to know certain things a kid shouldn't?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
It's too much by Elenor Gray reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha when he is 16 years old. Nobody knows why he left. Six years have passed. Will everything be the same, will Naruto be same old knuckle head that he was known to be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
If I Kissed You, Would You Hit Me? by may10baby reviews
Sasuke and Itachi constantly chase after unwilling Naruto and Kyuubi, they must escape the fangirls,avoid the Akatsuki Uke Anti-Rape Squad, defeat the other Semes out for their Ukes, and finally! Capture the loves of their lives! FROM THE AUTHOR OF MAYDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of paedophiles and real estate by silvablaze reviews
CRACKFIC: Naruto wants Sasuke to find a place to stay with him...but sasuke's with orochimaru now... and sasuke's wants to tell of his horrors...i think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream by Klei reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Months is Too Long by Klei reviews
Sasuke is bored. As in, mega bored. Ever since he got back from the Sound, he's been under house arrest. What's a bored Uchiha to do? Why, have some "fun" with Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, graphic lemon, yaoi, no homophobes or kiddies allowed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by Klei reviews
In which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inside Outside Upside Down by LamKyion reviews
Sasuke needs an attitude adjustment. Gaara is overprotective. Haku has gender issues. Ino and Sai are two peas in a pod. Lee is full of youth. Kiba is done just being friends. Sakura is a tad skitzo. And Poor Naruto is stuck watching it unfold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
what cusswords mean! by YAOI FANZ reviews
it will tell you the definition of the foul languges but funny with cute little naruto! LOL! please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Your Name's Not on It! Epilogue! reviews
For the faithful readers who have awaited this Epilogue, I thank you! Slight mention of lemon, but no actual content. SasuNaru. If you haven't read the first, it's suggested you do! Rated T : Siren
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Your Name's Not on It! reviews
Sasuke never really grew out of the that's mine stage, and Naruto has to deal with that. Now with Sasuke's side!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Hina
Hinata finds out the hard way that Naruto can't be hers. A psuedo-sequal to "Secrets of the Notebook" Less angst, SasuNaru, hinted KibaHina. Based on "Dear Prudence" from Across the Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Hinata H. - Complete
Daughter of the Saints reviews
The boys want some down time after their latest hit, but when they meet a firey teenage girl who reminds them a bit too much of themselves, will they get their precious downtime? rated for usual MacManus lang. Post BDS:II, boys didnt get caught.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2010
Kissing Strangers reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets everything he wants. Including the new blonde transfer. But he's rich and the blonde is poor. Evil Fangirls say no and will stop at nothing to push them away. What will Sasuke do? SasuNaru for Xadnama!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jutsu, Heat, and Sasuke's OH MY! reviews
Naruto, in a attempt to prank Jiraiya while Sasu-kun is on a mission, messes up a Jutsu and goes into heat. The rest, as they say, is History. Not my best, and I'll fix that soon. B-day fic for Xadnama! Happy b-day nee-chan! M Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mahou no Konoha reviews
A five year old naruto is found by a group of magical females who want to raise him.Yaoi, rating may change. SasuNaru story idea was not mine, it was Kafaru's. I got permission to use it. Changed rating cause some assholes kept flaming me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shinobi de Spain reviews
He was sent away from Konoha at age six, joined his adoptive older brothers gang at age seven, and now at age 12, Konoha wants him back. What will happen to our poor blonde now? Pairings... you'll have to find out. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Hospital Pervert reviews
LeeSasu Crack fic requested by Kafaru. Sasuke's in the hospital and sees a green spandex clad boy out his window. Sasukes a Perv. I put it as horror because I creeped myself out with it. one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets of the Notebook reviews
Just a little fic that I thought of when listening to Black Eyed Peas, "Where is the Love?" I recomend the song to one and all! Kinda angsty... Sakura finds Naruto's notebook, and she and the class read some of it. No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Princess reviews
Naru is the princess of Konoha, and Sasuke is the Prince of Sound. He is her husband-to-be, and she is the unwilling bride. What will poor Naru do? Sasu/FemNaru. Yummy lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Haunted places and other Random stories reviews
Just some random drabbles that me and my nee-chan make in chats and then we edit them and post... don't expect regualr updates cause they are just drabbles for when we are bored.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.