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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey! Okay so me and Megz, my little sister write stories together... check em out... MainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcore is the username... enjoy!

i'll post my own stories on here... ex's and oh's don't forget the oh's!

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Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's not a secret I just can't tell you by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U OOC. one bet: "I promise I will never fall in love with Bella Swan". Two hearts: "You said no secrets" Three meddling friends: "Dude! We gotta get them together!" Em, Jazz, Alice . Four boys after one heart. Five months to not fall in love. E B!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secluded by twilightfan303 reviews
Bella is quite reclusive. Her high school teacher, and class are going on a field trip. But where exactly, and who is she going to stay with? All Human Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,191 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
May the Best Intern Win by dxdxhx reviews
Bella and Edward are aspiring designers and they get an opportunity to work for one of the biggest designers in the business as an intern. Bella notices Edward flirting and staring. But why… he’s gay... isn't he? OOC M for languge Canon Couples! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Alone or How to Propose to a Girl in Four by Annoret reviews
A Night Alone or How to Propose to a Girl in Four Torturous Steps. Chpt 20 Eclipse Edward's POV. I had giggle fits writing this one! Rated M just in case. R&R and Enjoy hopefully!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something for the weekend by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Lemony fresh AH, adult themes. On a weekend away for her brother Emmett's birthday, Bella meets his friend Edward. The gorgeous guy that brings out her inner nymph. Mummy Beryl, this is not for your eyes! NO infringement intended. It belongs to the Mormon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Moan reviews
What do you do if your having dreams about your room mate? What do you do if you hear her moan your name late one night? What do you do if she, whilst moaning your name, is in her room with another man? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Game reviews
C gets sick of the group doing nothing and so he invents a little 'game' for them to play. The girls are split up and paired off with the boys in a race to the ulitimate prize. will they find the key to their hearts or the keys the keys to their cuffs? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
In Which Our Hero Finds His Heart reviews
A total of 350 years alone, a long time to be alone, an even longer time to be an immortal and alone.I’ve not been jealous I’ve not been contemptuous, I’ve just felt empty, hollow, and dead without her - Will our hero find his heroine? E/B NOT a oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella