Momijirules
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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790013, Profile Updated: 04-21-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Lord of the Rings.

I have decided to write fanfics for...LOTR!! Wierd huh? Well, I'm not getting a whole ton of reviews for my stories for Naruto, so I decided to try a different genre. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!

MOMI (Feb, 4 2010)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba ,no tears left to cry

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba , no tears left to cry,

(well... I don't HATE, i just STRONGLY dislike. I'm incapable of hating) Momijirules

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Quotes:

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Don't piss me off... I'm running out of room to hide the bodies.

Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Don't lose touch with lifes reality, compensate for lifes stupidity.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile.

Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer, then add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012 , no tears left to cry

If you are GOTH , EMO , or just WIRED copy and paste in to your profile and add your mane to this list . no tears left to cry

If you are a girl that as ever had boy troubles copy and paste this to your profile . no tears left to cry

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14,dragongoddess13, philippinocherryblossom, xXxSakura-San52xXx, no tears left to cry

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Crysta Mayville, dragongoddess13, philippinocherryblossom,xXxSakura-San52xXx , no tears left to cry

You have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

You have said sumthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

You have done sumthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone. Add this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the devil is out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-of-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart

If life hands you limes, make a MARTINI!

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

Did You Know..

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any...(CoughCough)

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises. (don't know about that..)

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Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
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Assignment by Prinzack reviews
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The Article by moedeity reviews
Ten-Ten, a Journalism graduate - waiting tables at the Haruno Coffee Shop, butts heads with Hiashi Hyuuga - the CEO of a major company around Japan. With one accident and a ruined suit, she is forced to live life knowing she will never be hired due to an Article. However, her destiny is changed when she stumbles upon an Ad for a needed position as Secretary - for Neji Hyugga.
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Akatsuki Heartbreaker by Raynebow-NinjaChick reviews
What will happen when Mizuki's father loses her in a bet with the Akatsuki? Will she survive her ordeals with the members of Akatsuki? OC/almost everyone in the Akatsuki
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My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Your Shadow by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
After two years of pain and suffering, 17 year old kunoichi Sakura Haruno sets out to save her former teammates, Naruto and Sasuke, and along the way discovers that her feelings towards a certain Uchiha aren't as dead as she pretends them to be...
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Tolerance by ChaiBubbles reviews
Stuck in a cave with an S-class Criminal? Not her idea of fun. Deidara and Tenten.
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Sakura's little Boy reviews
Her world has been taken and it will take every ninja she can find to help her get it back.
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Ino my dear reviews
Shikamaru left Ino and she disappeared soon after, what happens when the two meet once again seven years later? Only M for language you know Ino :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Angel reviews
Tatianya is Gandalf's niece. She is a confident, beautiful trickster bent on mischief. What happens when after the War, mischief finds her? A happy story. For now, no fighting will be involved. There will be later on potentially. I dearly hope you enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Legolas