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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790044, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

Hey, people, if ur looking for eragon on the book category, look for the inheritence cycle

Wow are we that stupid?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


FRIENDS: will let you dance with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will scream " NO! You can’t have her, she’s mine!"

FRIENDS: when you cry, will ask what’s wrong
BEST FRIENDS: would have already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: are inseparable
BEST FRIENDS: can stay separated and nothing changes

FRIENDS: will ask what’s wrong when your crying
BEST FRIENDS: will already know your sad when you show no face expression

FRIENDS: asks for something to eat
BEST FRIENDS: eats all the food and says, "what’s for dinner?"

FRIENDS: calls your parents "Mr. and Mrs."
BEST FRIENDS: calls your parents "mom and dad"

FRIENDS: will ask you for a piece of your sandwich.
BEST FRIENDS: will take it and eat it all without you realizing it.

FRIENDS: will help you up when you trip
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again a few minutes later

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: will be sitting beside you say " Damn that was fun!"

FRIENDS: says...hi...hello...bye…and walks away…
BEST FRIENDS: always stops by your side & asks how are you doing??

FRIENDS: has never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: has a shoulder soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
BEST FRIENDS: knows that it’s not a friendship, until after you’ve had a fight.

FRIENDS: hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
BEST FRIENDS: asks you why you took so long to call.

FRIEND: when visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

FRIENDS: wonders of your love story…
BEST FRIENDS: are jealous about your romantic history

FRIENDS: expect you to be always there for any help.
BEST FRINDS: is always there, wherever you require any help

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: will help you find the way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you go away

FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it, it’s on speed dial)

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: has a closet full of your stuff

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: will always go with you.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Inheritance Book 4: End by Obrusnine reviews
The end is near, war wraps Alagaesia in it's steely grip. Eragon and Saphira are the only hope they have for victory. Romance and tragedy await them along their path, will they be able to succeed in their journey? This is my version of the conclusion to the epic story started in Eragon. Story currently in a rewriting stage. Rewrite Status: 17 chapters out of 39
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 121,130 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira
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Empire, The 4th Book reviews
This is what my imagination has given me for what is to happen in Empire. Much is to come, many suprises, and lots of adventure to come your way. Join me as we take the road my imagination has given me.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
My rewrite of Eragon reviews
This is just my twisted up version of eragon, There will be some strange additions and twists.my 1st fanfic ever so plz r&r ON HOLD, not enough interest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Eragon S.