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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790145, Profile Updated: 08-01-09
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Scarlet Pimpernel.

Hello! This account is shared by 2 people! Bok Choy and Melon! (those are our nicknames) We are obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight and Bok Choy is obsessed with Scarlet Pimpernel! Melon Speaking: She has the body of a 13 year old yet the music taste of a 40 year old and the book taste of a 100 year old! = I didn't say that.


Melons Thoughts.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Edward Cullen
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? G
4. Your month of birth? October
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Maia Mc-- (can't say her name)
7. What's your favorite number? 22
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish? That one day I'll find the real life equivalent to the cullens and I will be the real life equivelent to bella.

Answers:

1. You are in love with this person.funny
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.


This is kinda cool

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted


I'm not taking ANY chances.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.


92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Regular lions say ROAARR

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!!


If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.


Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. (word yo!)


Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Wow. So NOT true)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (er. no. just...no.)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (No. Just no.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (Oh nuh uh! kicks stereotype)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Oh yeah! Go un-shy people!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. (There is NOTHING wrong with being your self.)
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (sadly, I steal roast beef from my dog)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd (I'm an A+ Rockstar)
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I MUST be a whore. (I'm a virgin god damn it!)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a romantic sap who cries over everything. (I don't cry over EVERYTHING. I'm romantic but not a sap)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak. (Heck no! I'm a purple belt in martial arts)

Copy and Paste if you hate stereotypes. Bold the ones that you are.


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you HATE stereotypes. Also bold the ones you are. As in if my nickname is Melon i don't have to like melons.


Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Edward Cullen

2. Alice Cullen

3. Rosalie Hale

4. Bella Swan

5. Jasper Hale

6. Carlisle Cullen

7. Angela Webber

8. Emmett Cullen

9. Jane

10. Esme

11. Jacob Black

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Carlisle/Jacob. NO WAY! shudder I hope i never will too!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Bella? Not really.

3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Jacob got Emmett pregnant. NWAH! THAT IS FOUL!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Jane. Hmmm...I dont recall any that i've read. but i'm sure they are out there!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice/Carlisle. Umm...I dont think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Jasper/Jane or Jasper/Esme. Jasper/Jane...But I still can't picture it.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Angela walks in on Alice and Edward doing something awkward and Angela would just back away slowly.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words Rosalie was talking about children and how much she wanted kids of her own with Esme, and they realized that only each other could understand one another.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Edward/Emmett. I really really doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Angela/Esme. "Never Simple, Never easy". Ben turns abusive and Esme finds out. They save Angela by biting her. Esme helps her through the pain. Because she too has experienced the same thing.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Bella/Edward. LOL. Ummm. Bella is new in school and Edward is bullied. (All human) Bella is tough and Edward is nerdy. She helps Edward get confidence and gives him a makeover and they live happily ever after.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? I dont think Fanfiction has a friends list...If they do...Ahhh. but yes. I have read Rosalie Slash once.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. But I would. Alice/Bella/Jasper lemon...Hmmm..

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "EMMETT! YOU BROKE MY CHINESE ONE OF A KIND VASE!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Emmett, Stronger by Kanye West. yeah yeah...I'm boring

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Edward/Carlisle/Esme. Warning: May Scar you for Life.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? ESME ON ALICE?! "Alice, wanna go shopping? Naughty but Nice is having a sale.. sleazy wink"

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Grace

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Graizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Dolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Sakura Sweetwater

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Rolgrrob

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rlaotce

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Chado

This is a true story.
A girl died in 1933.
A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded if you do.

Daybreak Outfits
http://www.polyvore.com/daybreak/collection?id=30330

All of them are in that collection

While you were gone Outifts
http://www.polyvore.com/while_you_were_gone/set?id=7282866 Bella's Lingerie.

http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_second_lingerie/set?id=7963605 Bella's Second lingerie outfit

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Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without You by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
Sequel to 1918. Bella forgets she was in love with Edward after becoming a vampire. Will he ever find her? If so can he make her fall in love for the second time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,846 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Totally Lies! Magazine by glitterhallucinogens reviews
A certain pop sensation is a werewolf? Read this and you'll never look at "regular gossip mags" nor celebrities again! Love it? Hate it? WRITE ME A REVIEW! Note; names have been changed. Note: i am sorry if i offend fans, but please dont report me.:D
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009
Ivy Tree by BlindingFirefly reviews
Bella made a promise to Edward that she would stay safe. But how could she protect herself from the pain his leaving brought her? There was only way; Bella took it, and it's landed her in an asylum. Can someone so broken ever be fixed again? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,894 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Essence by lmbrtvll reviews
Jasper lets his instincts take over as he lays claim over his prey. Entry for helliex88's and cdunbar's contest An Exploration of the Senses. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Edward or Jacob by Poohdog reviews
Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Veleda reviews
Gwen, Morgana, a hot day, and a little pond. Gwen/Morgana, warning for nonexplicit sex.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Are My Life Now by Enchanted630 reviews
This is a different take on Twilight. Bella has lived in Forks her whole life. She is the popular girl. Then the Cullen's move in and she meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great and Mighty Fck Up by grave-walker reviews
Arthur/Merlin oneshot genderswap and Crack fic. In which there is a sorceror who f*cks up, and Merlin is turned into a girl. A girl Arthur can't help but notice, that is quite smexy
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Avenge by Erestellea reviews
Explores Edward's 'rebellious' years as a young vampire. What happens when he leaves his family to hunt evil and meets Bella instead? Will Edward's youth and bloodlust stand in the way of his love for Bella, or will it make him all the more stronger? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,672 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
OH MY GOD! EDWARD IS IN MY MATH CLASS! by Ghislaine Cullen reviews
The title kind of explains the whole thing...Rated T because I don't want to get caught by the rating police. Canon pairings, post B.D. And I would sure like some reviews! D Hmmm... I still have room in this summary...lalalalalalalala... OK, not anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward
Bella Wants To Do It by lovesTwilight13 reviews
Bella wants to have sex, but cannot bring herself to say "sex". As she tries to get the point across to Edward, he gets more and more confused. Funnier than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A favorite doctor and a favourite patient find themselves completing check-ups on a regular basis. CarlislexMe, just 'cause I can. Graphic, steamy, lemon, rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Winning His Heart by Amoureux De Twilight reviews
Of course she fell for him. How couldn't she? With is rugged good looks and startling hazel eyes. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,733 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love Story by DreamingOfBeingWithYouForeverx reviews
And I said, "Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. It's a love story. Baby just say..yes." Edward/Bella Vampire/Human Oneshot & Songfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward vs Edward by alittlebitwarped reviews
Has Edward finally, met his match? Who would have thought a little puppy could bring Edward to the brink of insanity? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight...or Bella...I just gave her a puppy! Your welcome Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Hey Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Big 5 by DarklingShift reviews
A hilariously funny of the Cullen family at a sports store ... ON PRANK DAY. Bella is completely against it but things don't exactly go as planned ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
BANANAS 'R US by EclipseOfMyHeart reviews
Bella gets a flyer in the mail for a new store in Forks and the rest is history. BellaxBanana for yayme2012's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Jacob Black Must Die reviews
A Twilight Twist on the movie John Tucker Must Die. OOC in some characters. Bella gets revenge on the Serial Cheater Jacob Black, Will she fall for him before she can break his heart? Some BxJ, BxE Can read without seeing movie, but might spoil. Bella POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella
PureBlood reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Twilight crosses over! I don't know! You are gonna have to read! Regular pairings. Beginning of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and after Breaking Dawn. Rated T for very mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Breathe reviews
When Edward Leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella has to breathe without him. A songfic of Breathe by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Daybreak reviews
8 years after Breaking Dawn the Cullens are moving. What could possibly happen? Will someone discover their secret? Will they see old friends? Normal pairings. Rated T for mild language. Edward is a tad OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How reviews
A poem about Blakeney wondering how and why he must leave his wife. The spirit moved me one night at I sat down, and this is what poured out onto paper. Enjoy! One-Shot Poem
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
The Botheration of Severus Snape reviews
Mary-Jane Andrews is fed up of her potions teacher. What does she do? Why, bother him, of course! First story; enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Severus S.
Her Song reviews
A song fic to the tune of Kathy's Song
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009