Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Scarlet Pimpernel.
Hello! This account is shared by 2 people! Bok Choy and Melon! (those are our nicknames) We are obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight and Bok Choy is obsessed with Scarlet Pimpernel! Melon Speaking: She has the body of a 13 year old yet the music taste of a 40 year old and the book taste of a 100 year old! = I didn't say that.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Edward Cullen
1. You are in love with this person.funny
This is kinda cool
Did you know...
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I'm not taking ANY chances.
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Regular lions say ROAARR
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!!
If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. (word yo!)
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Wow. So NOT true)
Copy and Paste if you hate stereotypes. Bold the ones that you are.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you HATE stereotypes. Also bold the ones you are. As in if my nickname is Melon i don't have to like melons.
Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:
1. Edward Cullen
2. Alice Cullen
3. Rosalie Hale
4. Bella Swan
5. Jasper Hale
6. Carlisle Cullen
7. Angela Webber
8. Emmett Cullen
11. Jacob Black
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Carlisle/Jacob. NO WAY! shudder I hope i never will too!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Bella? Not really.
3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Jacob got Emmett pregnant. NWAH! THAT IS FOUL!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Jane. Hmmm...I dont recall any that i've read. but i'm sure they are out there!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice/Carlisle. Umm...I dont think so.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Jasper/Jane or Jasper/Esme. Jasper/Jane...But I still can't picture it.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Angela walks in on Alice and Edward doing something awkward and Angela would just back away slowly.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words Rosalie was talking about children and how much she wanted kids of her own with Esme, and they realized that only each other could understand one another.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Edward/Emmett. I really really doubt it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Angela/Esme. "Never Simple, Never easy". Ben turns abusive and Esme finds out. They save Angela by biting her. Esme helps her through the pain. Because she too has experienced the same thing.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Bella/Edward. LOL. Ummm. Bella is new in school and Edward is bullied. (All human) Bella is tough and Edward is nerdy. She helps Edward get confidence and gives him a makeover and they live happily ever after.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? I dont think Fanfiction has a friends list...If they do...Ahhh. but yes. I have read Rosalie Slash once.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? nope.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. But I would. Alice/Bella/Jasper lemon...Hmmm..
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "EMMETT! YOU BROKE MY CHINESE ONE OF A KIND VASE!!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Emmett, Stronger by Kanye West. yeah yeah...I'm boring
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Edward/Carlisle/Esme. Warning: May Scar you for Life.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? ESME ON ALICE?! "Alice, wanna go shopping? Naughty but Nice is having a sale.. sleazy wink"
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
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