M-O and WALL-E
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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790191, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Superman.

We are Team Edward. Jacob is too good for Bella, he should never have to end up with someone like her, we would cry.

Our goal: Try to tell people that twilighters are idiots.

Harry Potter, all the way.

M-O and Wall-E are two separate authors. M-O is mean and Wall-E is a softie. If you get a reply, it's most likely M-O. Wall-E always signs her reviews. And M-O always adds in some sarcasm or swearing.

PS, WE LOVE FLAMERS, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR STORIES, PLEASE TELL US!! IT IS HILARIOUS!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this poop!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile. (Supposing you have one).

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. When you see a stuffed animal, you imediatly squeeze it's paw to make it start singing/dancing/talking.

4. When it doesn't do anything, you get mad at it for being broken.

6. You find yourself just standing in front of your door, waiting for it to open automatically.

7. When it doesn't, you search the side of the door for an "open" button.

8. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

9. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

10. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

11. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

12. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

13. You were too busy to notice number five.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

15. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

17. You know that Twilight is not only a time period in the day.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Read Twilight.

(lol, Wall-E found these, aren't they funny? She thinks they are. M-O is too lame to find cool things like these. Wall-E also found most of the cool stories in their favorites. Again, M-O is just too lame. sigh)

(fine! I'm lame! Gosh WALL-E! Hehe, at least I'm mean to the Twilighters. You are just to nice to them! Goodness! Some people need to brought down to reality the hard way.)

(WALL-E is sorry, its true. It really is horrible that she is too nice of a person to make other people break down and cry. Its a shame that she's not such a mean hearted butt that she actually cares about other's feelings. lol. Yay, look, WALL-E's italicsized so that people can tell them apart! fun fun. You're jealous, WALL-E can tell. Hehe)

(Yes. I am DYING WITH ENVY!!)

(By the way. That best fried this is awesome. i am a best fried! did you notice that?

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Those are like our exact words!)

(LOL, WALL-E and M-O DO do that, it's pretty funny.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Dude, M-O knows EVERYTHING about WALL-E's life, its scary sometimes. seriously.

Lol, WALL-E thinks writing in the 3rd person is fun! She thinks everyone should do it in real life, like, out loud when they are talking to people, that would be awesome)

Yea, people. She's annoying like that all the time. I'm actually taking pity on her by being her best friend. Actually, i think she had ADHD.

(FAIL!! M-O didn't put parathesis around her talking-ness!! What is wrong with her?? Gosh. WALL-E thinks that it is an epic fail. Because it is.

So what if WALL-E has ADHD?? Is there something wrong with that? WALL-E thinks M-O has a problem with people with mental disorders. Either that, or she is just doing her health homework and saw that and realized that WALL-E has the symptoms of ADHD and ADD. Heh heh. WALL-E thinks its true too.

And if anyone has been taking the Pity of being the friend of a certain other person, it is WALL-E that has been taking the Pity and giving it to M-O. Because it is M-O who deserves to have the Pity given to her. WALL-E says that M-O deserves the Pity of other peoples very often.)

Dude, along with ADHD, you have some other crazy-ass mental disorders. Cuz you're obviously in DENAIL!!

(Dude, WALL-E is not in denial. She has proof, in her last talking thing WALL-E said, quote, "WALL-E thinks its true too." Unquote. WALL-E admitts that she has mental disorders because she believes they are fun to have (no offence to anyone who REALLY has these disorders). So HA.)


Success!! WALL-E found more awesome quotes! But most likely the person reading them won't like them...mwahaha.

EDWARD CULLEN: He doesn't bite people, he looks like he resides in the words, and he sparkles. Face it, he's not a vampire, he's a fairy!

TWILIGHT: Literature for people who don't like literature.

I bet Edward is actually gay and make up the whole "vampires sparkle" thing so that he would have an excuse to wear body glitter.

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