Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
So, if you haven't already realized, I no longer post on FanFiction anymore. I do not like any of my stories, as I find that they are childish and poorly written. But, there are some people who seem to enjoy them, so that is why I have not taken them down. But, I do still write. I'm working on a new story now. I now have an account on FanFiction's sister site, FictionPress (fictionpress.com). My pen name is still xBellaLunax. My display image is different, but that is me. For those who don't know, FictionPress is not a fandom site. It is for writers to post their original stories, containing original characters. I have one chapter of my new story up already, but I refuse to post the second chapter, that is almost complete, until I have at least 5 reviews for the first. I would love it if some of you who are reading this would go and read it, then review it for me. Obviously, just like on this site, I don't allow anonymous reviews, so you'll have to create an account on there to review it. Thanks so much, and sorry for the inconvenience.
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knight's of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class scantily clad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
Girls are like cell phones; we love to be held and talked to… but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected.
Love is a battlefield… the heart of the one you love is the trophy.
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to.
Don’t ask for a kiss… take one.
Love is realizing that something other than one’s self is real.
You broke me once… shame on you. You broke me twice… shame on me, because I was stupid enough to take you back.
My friends are the kind… that if the house was on fire… they’d be making smores and flirting with the firemen.
Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto and Hinata.
Shikamaru and Temari.
Neji and Tenten.
Shikamaru and Ino.
Itachi and Deidara. (:P)[!Shocker!]
Edward and Bella.
Alice and Jasper.
Emmett and Rose.
Jacob and Nessie.
Jacob and Leah.
Serena(Usagi) and Darien(Mamoru).
Raye(Rei) and Jadite(sp?).
Mina(Minako) and Kunzite or Andrew(Motoki).
Amy(Ami) and Zoicite.
Lita(Mikoto) and Nephrite.
Harry and Ginny
Hermione and Ron
Luna and Neville
Dumbledore and McGonagall
Pairings I Hate:
Sasuke and Naruto.
Sasuke and Any Guy.
Sasuke and Any One other than Sakura.
Itachi and Sakura.
Sakura and Any One other than Sasuke.
Hinata and Kiba.
Hinata and Any One other than Naruto.
Any pairings other than the ones listed above.
Bella and Jacob.
Bella and Mike.
Bella and Any One other than Edward.
Edward and Tanya.
Edward and Jessica.
Edward and Any One other than Bella.
Any pairing other than the ones listed above.
Darien(Mamoru) and Beryl.
Darien(Mamoru) and Any One other than Serena(Usagi).
Raye(Rei) and Any One other than Jadite.
Mina(Minako) and Any One other than Kunzite or Andrew(Motoki).
Amy(Ami) and Any One other than Zoicite.
Lita(Mikoto) and Any One other than Nephrite.
Any pairings other than the ones listed above.
Harry and Any One other than Ginny
Ginny and Any One other than Harry
Ron and Lavender
Ron and Any One other than Hermione
Hermione and Draco
Hermione and Any One other than Ron
Luna and Any One other than Neville
Neville and Any One other than Luna
Dumbledore and Any One other than McGonagall
McGonagall and Any One other than Dumbledore