Valeria Lector
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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790307, Profile Updated: 02-07-09
Author has written 2 stories for Half-Life.

Likes: Gaming, anime, writing, drawing, building stuff like computers, eating cake...wait that's a lie (heehee), going to gaming tournaments, the colors: purple, black, white, green, and blue, reading, eating anything with noodles or tastes sweet, biking, running, helping citizens escape to Black Mesa East (not really), watching movies, talking with friends, cooking up headcrabs...fine fine cooking up food >.>, being obsessed with Half Life, and making others run in terror because of my obsession...or could that be the headcrab on my head...wait it's just Lamarr come back!

Dislikes: Vegetables, annoying people, barnacles (annoying bastards), hot weather, being on crow duty, erm I don't know what else o.o...

Favorite Games: Half Life, Half Life Opposing Force, Half Life Blue Shift, Half Life 2, Half Life Deathmatch, Half Life 2 Episode 1, Half Life 2 Episode 2, Portal, Doom 3, Quake 3, Quake 4, Prey, Jedi Knight, Jedi Knight Mystery's of the Sith, Jedi Knight 2 Outcast, Jedi Knight Academy, Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic 2, Halo, Serious Sam the First Encounter, Serious Sam the Second Encounter, Serious Sam 2, Diablo, Duke Nukem, Heretic 2, Hexen, Warcraft 3 (not WoW), Oblivion the Elder Scrolls 4, Tron 2.0, F.E.A.R, F.E.A.R Extraction Point, F.E.A.R Perseus Mandate, Unreal Tournament, Unreal Tournament 2003, Unreal Tournament 2004, Painkiller, and last but certainly not least SOLITAIRE WOOT! :D

Note that the above games are only my favorite...naming all my games would fill the whole page. -_-

Favorite Characters in the Half Life series and Portal: Dr. Kleiner, Lamarr, Barney, the Companion Cube, Gordon (his green eyes kick ass :P), the antlions (when they aren't attacking you), the zombies (especially the fast ones), Dr. Magnusson (yes he's an ass but he does it well...CASSEROLE!), that scientist who hides on top of that generator in Half Life, and of course GLaD0S.

Favorite Movies: Aliens (first movie I ever saw...when I was 2 :P), Silence of the Lambs, the Saw collection, anything with Adam Sandler in it, both Rush Hours, The One, all the Star Wars movies, all the Lord of the Rings movies, Unleashed, Dawn of the Dead (newer version), Mr. Brookes (how I love serial killers :P), almost anything with Jim Carey in it, and a lot more...more then I can name at the moment anyway.

One of my favorite youtube videos (Bla bla bla Mister Freeman XD): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8

Favorite Music Types: Anything except really crappy rap or banjo like country. :P

One last thing: REVIEW MAH STORIES PLEASE!! :D

X-TREME COPY AND PASTE (thanks to cheezeburgerlover and his profile)

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (I so wish one day they will make a comerical where the kids get owned instead of the rabbit :P).

If you secretly wish that Tom will finally catch and eat Jerry for good, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (I bet there is a conspiracy theory somewhere out there involving myspace...)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (I do this a lot actually...).

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile.

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Random Thoughts by One Schim reviews
Just some random thoughts by Gordon ... although .. depends on what you consider 'random'. My collection of little stories set in different parts of the game.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
Paternal Problems by Simpless reviews
OneShot The Joker contemplates his many stories, and his many pasts... This brings him to the realization that its all just chaos, just like he loves.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Joker
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The Diary of Dr Valeria Lector reviews
Follow the steps of Dr. Valeria Lector as she tells the tale of her life dating back to the Black Mesa Incident all the way up to becoming a Resistance leader. Rated T for mild language, mild language, violence, and zombies. Please read and review!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
The Microwave Casserole Incident reviews
The true story of what happened on that fateful day. You know the one...involving a certain microwave casserole. Rated K for violence involving exploding casseroles. Please read and review!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete