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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Um, I am monte, but most people call me temari. My friends really. =D I write mostly shikatema. I am anti shikaino. I hate writing...that. Naruto is my favorite anime. like maximum ride too. I'm not quite sure if I should write it. It would be fun. I have thought of mixing it, If you have a request...let me know.

My friend first intruduced me to the anime naruto about two years ago and that is like all we talk about. my couples are: Shikaxtema, Sakuxgaa, naruxhina, sakuxsasu, kaksxiru, tsunxjayr, ummmmm, karixsui sasuxnaru and so on. I am accually suprised how much writings had grown on me. I used to hate it. My favorite class used to be science but now it is writing class. (we also get to do orogami in it XD)

I love yoai, not a big fan of like gaalee but I do like narusasu...ya

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This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

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If you think Sasuke looks like a chicken copy this to your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Stupid Racist People...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you gt an abortion, how can a mother do this...

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella BEST FREINDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story..

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

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Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together (lol)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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The Anecdotes by sunaprincess7 reviews
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." The moments in Shikamaru's life when he is not asleep. Drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,174 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Plot Thickens by GejimayuGirl reviews
A spinoff from "Wounded," but with a prologue so it sort of stands on its own. Ino and Kankuro team up in an effort to split up Temari and Shikamaru. Sit back and enjoy the hijinks. Rated for language and suggestive themes. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ino Y., Kankuro
Snowboards and Microphones by cappychan reviews
"Chouji. Don't be stupid. There's no way in hell that I, a not famous snowboarder, from Konohagakure can go out with super famous teen pop sensation, Temari from Sunagakure. Th-things just don't work that way, man. You know it." AU ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Why Konoha? by Akira Darely reviews
Temari always finds herself going back to Konoha and for the life of her can't figure out why. Can one simple conversation with a certain boy help her figure that out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Home by GejimayuGirl reviews
Temari comes home to find her husband sleeping. A short, sweet, fluffy little Shika/Tema drabble. Enjoy! Rated T, just to be safe, for some swear words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Devotion by ginevra85 reviews
What happened after Shikamaru left the hospital after his failed mission? There's someone who can tell us... his father. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Coward by emo-black-cat reviews
A short ShikaTema fanfic... nothing much, really. Shirtless Shikamaru, if that helps attract anyone to reading this!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Cowards Way Out by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. TemaShika. How to tell someone you like them through Instant Messaging. The Coward's way out. The Teenager Style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Temari's Weakness by NaraTemari011 reviews
-AU- Temari is your average girl. But every girl has a weakness, and you'll never guess what Temari's is: love. ShikaTema songfic, oneshot. Rated T for the use of the word 'damn'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Coffee Break by tHe dAily ScRibbLeR reviews
He gulped down the last of his remaining coffee and she made a disgusted sound. He looked at her and asked, "What? Never seen someone drink coffee? You want some?" He asked. "No. I stick to hot chocolate." She replied with a smirk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Don't Leave Me by NaraTemari011 reviews
“Tem? Why are you crying?” “You can’t die, Shikamaru! You can’t leave me alone! Without you, I don’t know what I will do! I need you! So, please don’t leave me!” I blurted out as I kept crying. ShikaTema. Oneshot. Rated T for the use of the word 'damn'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by sunaprincess7 reviews
Shikamaru finds out that Temari isn't always wrong. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
I am NOT a medical ninja by AcGap reviews
He was sleeping through it. But he knew it all from the start. ShikaTema, supershortsweet OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
You Belong With Me by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- She didn't get it. She was right in front of him, ready to offer him the world. Now if only he could open his eyes... ShikaTema Rated T for a small bit of language. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Siblings by SushiFork reviews
Just a random one-shot I thought I would try out. It's just another day for Sand siblings... It's very short and rather silly. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
5 Dresses to Undo Shikamaru by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- In the end, it only took 5 dresses to have him wrapped around her finger. ShikaTema Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Way Love Is by DawnsxLullaby reviews
Well, I finished this story in a few days. Summary's inside. Warning: Ending is kinda lame since I ran out of ideas. But I must say that the rest of the story is great : How do I know? I get good reviews!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
10 OF MORE WAYS TO ANNOY GAARA! by hinata742 reviews
finding ways to annoy naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Family Matters by happywanderer2 reviews
Weddings can be scary and annoying; especially when shinobis are involved, your brothers scare your husband to be, and everyone hates your father. Families can be annoying too, but sometimes they surprise you. A fluffy drabble rated at T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Blue Notebook by LalaMoped reviews
AU She didn't know who he was, but read his notebook anyway. Is it possible to fall in love with someone based solely on how they write? ShikaTema One-shot Finally Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Let It Out by Megami.Ze reviews
“Let it out” was what his father told him. “Let out all the sadness, fear and anger that’s building up inside you”. That’s why he went to her, because she was the only person that he wanted to comfort him. Based after Asuma's death. R&R ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Girl's Mission! by Suki-Itami reviews
An idea that spawned from a conversation between me and my friends last year at our lunch table about why Kankuro wears the hat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Sandy Claus Is Comin' to Town by darkhelmetj reviews
The Kazekage’s most frightening duty doesn’t involve battle, but a red suit, pillow, and fake beard. Enter Sandy Claus. Post-Shippuuden. Humor/Christmas!crack. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Miracles or Medicine by Tsubasa Hane reviews
On her twentieth birthday, she witnessed a miracle. Not for her, but for two people she believed couldn’t deserve it more. Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Sakumari reviews
Temari jumped down with a video camera pointed at Gaara and I. "Ha! Got you guys. Now your children can see how you two fell in love!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Temari, Sakura H.
Wakeup call reviews
Shikamaru will not get up. Temari has an idea. Her and Choji, Naruto and Kiba come up with a creative way to wake him up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
interigation reviews
temari interragates deidara. what happens? one-shot. zmy heart isn't really in this i don't really like the couple but its for DeidaraKiller. so yeah
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Temari, Deidara - Complete
Cheerios reviews
What happens when there is no milk I suck ar summaries just read pwease? FLUFF R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
scavenger hunt reviews
Have you ever wonderd how temari got her summoning? Or what she was like when she wass little? rated k
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Temari, Kankuro
7 days reviews
um, shiikatema, rated t. Shikamaru has to watch temari for 7 days. Will he enjoy or dread it. we all know that answer but it is funny so...ya written for...me lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete