The Sadistic Cow
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Joined 03-02-02, id: 179061, Profile Updated: 12-18-08
Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Lord of the Rings, and Peter Pan.

I'm back! Sort of. Damnation continues. Other fics can be found at http://www.fanfiction.net/~sinisstar

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Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Within This Nightmare by Usami reviews
/post 'Good Genes' part 2/ The virus has been cured, but his nightmare isn't over yet. And Donatello has a disturbing feeling that he won't make it to morning.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,308 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Donatello
Twists of Fate by LucyToo reviews
An experimental AU idea.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
The Broken Locket by DarthRoden76 reviews
Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Same Old Story by Ryan Phelan reviews
Fan fiction isn't all fun and games. Just ask Leonardo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Thunderbolt and Lightning by CaptainEmo reviews
COMPLETE! Aziraphale and Crowley have a bit of a misunderstanding, and Aziraphale's distant relative comes to visit. R&R please!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
What Do You Mean! by Mademoiselle Obvious reviews
ON HIATUS.When Adam comes avisiting, there's only one person that Aziraphale can call to save him: Crowley. Duh.. But..What happens when Crowley slips up and says something he shouldn't have..? !
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Consequence by Demus reviews
The consequences for Crowley. Set just after the events in Good Omens. AU and rated for character torture plus some language. Dedicated to banana flavoured dragon. Might be slash...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Rebellions by Paige Darke reviews
Angels, demons, apocalypses (or would that be apocalypsi?)...just the usual between Heaven and Hell...Add Crowley, Aziraphale, some renegade angels, a Prince of Hell, and the Angel of Judgement, and you have one heck of a party.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
What The Heart Wants by Jo Dawn reviews
Donatello gets a little over his head when he agrees to meet with someone he met online. Or is that a lot over his head? Or could it be exactly what he was looking for? Bad summary, my first. Please read anyway. Please read and review. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,782 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Complete
Deliverance by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Love is not meant for the likes of Anthony J. Crowley. AC slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004
Bridlewood Manor by Mitsugi reviews
BACK FROM THE DEAD! (1-2-1) The ongoing saga of a Japanese spy and an American waif, thrown together in a tapestry of espionage, romance and murder in London of the early 1900s, with the fabulous Peacecraft estate as a backdrop for their adventures.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 962,450 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/24/2001
The Four in the Morning Visitors by Ithilien reviews
Legolas and Gimli make a middle-of-the-night, bedside visit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Rebellion by Angel Baby1 reviews
When the most secret and crushing aspects of a hidden past return in full horror, when everyone is demanding a truth that you are too shamed and afraid to give, to save the ones you love, what choice is left but to rebel?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,894 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Complete
The Curse of Freddie Mercury by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Someone left a copy of "Good Omens" in Crowley's car for more than a fortnight... parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
The Tragedy of Dinobot, Prince of Denmark by NefertariHime reviews
You knew it was coming... The Hamlet/Beast Wars fusion! Now with 100% more Quickstrike hillbilliness. First act now complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Choosing Sides by Enola reviews
Slightly is banished from the Lost Boys when his friendship with Billy Jukes is discovered. Things worsen when he's forced to join the pirates and memories of his old life return. AbuseAngst
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Complete
Peter Pan, the Flying Homeboy by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
The all-modern redo of Peter Pan! It's Ghetto a'ight? Heheh. The adventures of Peter, Wendifer Lopez, DJ Mike, Johnny Boy, and most importantly; Da' Hook! (And Snoop Dawg - Smee). ENJOY! *In progress*
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2003
Soul Cages by Foxieglove reviews
The time for war is fast approaching, and woe to those caught in the middle. Hook and Pan have both succumbed to Arizael's will. Things are going downhill fast, but is killing Arizael the way to stop her? (cont. from "Storm Begins")
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 4/21/2001
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
To Change the Future DFA 19 by Dyna Dee reviews
A stranger corners Duo and gives him a mission, one that will not only save one of his friends, but bring about a strange series of events that might also save his own life.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,835 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Fellowship of the Thousands by Aralanthiriel reviews
As far as we know, the Quest to destroy the Ring only took place once. So, how on earth did all the extra Fellowship members fit in? Boromir's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Boromir, Legolas
Change of Heart by Britani Gael reviews
Yami Bakura wakes up in a strange desert, with scattered memories, no Millenium Ring, and an unconscious Bakura. FINISHED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002
One Wish by Orenda reviews
*Finally Completed!* Nosedive has an impossible wish, but what would happen if it were to come true in a way none of the ducks would expect?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
The Raven 2 by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
In memory of Edgar Allen Poe - presenting a really funny poem spoofing his 'The Raven'. Read and enjoy! ME
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2002
The Heart of a Child by Commare reviews
The life story of a certain Voltron member. The title is corny, I know, but it's all I can come up with at the moment.
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2001 - Published: 6/20/2001
Faith Lost by musouka reviews
A look at how the Kaizer might break someone down, only to discover he's left himself open in the process. Kenjyou. Yes, you read that right, Ken and Jyou. Together. Romantically.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2001 - Published: 5/1/2001
The Scent Of Violets by AJ3 reviews
Don and Mike are trapped underground with a memory
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2000
The ULTIMATE TMNT FanFic Part 1 by Ninjatron reviews
A funny, stupid story poking fun at the idea of one version of the TMNT is better than any other when the core personalities are always the same. Spelling, grammer, and other mistakes are not really mistakes, I wrote it poorly because it's funnier.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2000
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Damnation, Salvation, Fire and Steel reviews
Darkness rises, and in one devastating strike Peter, the very soul of Neverland, is gravely injured. Pan's allies subverted, his Wendy captured, it falls to one Lost Boy to unravel the mystery and save them all.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,262 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 10/5/2003
Rats in the Cellar reviews
Another Nibs ficlet. This is my take on why he always seemed obsessed with rats in the novel.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
Who Would Remember Me? reviews
One of Peter's Lost Boys is contemplating his role in their group...and someone convinces him he's doing a good job little slashy, based on Fox's cartoon
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Satan in High Heels reviews
Hook is dreaming....but about what?
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Why Do You Always Stare At Me? reviews
BLATANT AU, Slash! When Frodo returns to Bag End after the destruction of the Ring, someone he never expected to see again shows up to ask a very important question COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Legolas, Frodo B. - Complete
Brightly Burning reviews
The Fiery card reflects on a past love and his current position as one of Sakura's cards complete
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Complete