Skitz Llama
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Joined 03-02-02, id: 179062
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Fanfiction Poetry, Harry Potter, and Dollanganger Saga.
Reporting live from the nut-house, it's the Skitz Llama show!
Skitz, previously known as master-frodo, Flamer's Revenge, and many other names! Skitz's real name is Dani, but she got the nickname Skitz from her friend, when she had a major psych-out one day in school. Skitz Llama enjoys drawing, you can view her art at the above link. She likes Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings. Skitz has been known to be eccentric, and her idol is Captain Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, another one of her loves. Skitz hopes that you have fun rading her works and assures you that any comments are wonderful. =)
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Big Fellowship by Doodlez reviews
Lord of the Rings + Big Brother = Big Fellowship. If you are a Mary Sue or not clinically insane, then do not read this story.Chapter 8 is up: "Gandalf's Flirting Tips." Hehheheh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 3/13/2002
Lord of the Cookie by BE-A-TLE reviews
Its stupid, I know, you don't like it, you can lump it. But hey, don't let that stop ya from reading.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2002
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Tigers Dont Change Their Stripes reviews
Dani O'Leary is a disturbed Hogwarts student. She returns for her 6th year and discovers love in a certain werewolf. But that isn't all that is back to haunt her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003
Fear No Evil reviews
Why did Malcom love Corrine so much? And will Corrine find out the truth about her bilogical mother?
Dollanganger Saga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003
Not just Another day in MiddleEarth reviews
What do you expect but total craziness when a skitzofrenic girl turns into arwen and a hypocritic boy gets turned into legolas and two idiodic losers get turned into aragorn and boromir? I would suspect hell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/29/2003
Harry Potter Torture Chamber reviews
Okies...title explains all..nasty twists so beware! pretty funny though
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
Without Me The fellowship Song reviews
Okies..i cant remember if i did a disclaimer or not..but the tune goes to eminem without me...pretty spiffy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002
Murder at Weathertop reviews
Done to the tune of Sophie Ellis Bextor's "Murder in the Dancefloor"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Fellowship- a poem
Just a poem for homework the i happened to like...for people that want to know more about LOTR
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 5/12/2002
The Necklace-Part 5 reviews
Ohhh...this would have to be my fave chapter that i have written...Frodo goes for help at Bag End to discover that Gandalf is disabled for the time been...WHY CAN'T SOMEONE REVIEW ME! PLEASE R&R EVEN IF YOU SAY ITS DUMB!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2002
The Necklace-Part 4
Well, Sam turns dark on Frodo and yeah..not a very long one
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Published: 5/10/2002
The Necklace Part 3
the third part-Frodo finds out
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 3/29/2002
The Necklace-Part 2 reviews
2nd chapter...Pippin turns nasty
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2002
The Necklace-After the Ring
It's Frodos 51st birthday..what wants more is no trouble. Then the necklace moves in...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002
Lord of the Ring-American Pie tune reviews
Gawd..I hate summaries! My version of the Lord of the Rings-Fellowhip of the Ring american Pie tune
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002
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