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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

okay 'all about me' (cuz that didn't sound corny)

favorit books : twilight, 1-800-Where-R-U, the mortal instruments, saving Zoe, the outsiders, son of the mob, etc.

movies: dunno not really a movie girl :

lol I love this :)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those darn 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"
If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"
Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"
You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"
When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. (i loved this one)

thing that annoy me ( ven if I do it myself ;P)

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Curious History of Castiel by Simplistically Content reviews
When God created Castiel, he must have been feeling a touch of whimsy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Castiel - Complete
You Do, You Don't by MooshiSushi reviews
He wanted nothing to do with someone like her. She wanted nothing to do with someone like him. It was fate. Or just really bad karma. DuncanxCourtney
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,260 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki of the Whirlpool by RaiderXV reviews
Naruto is chased out of the village with Hinata and rescued by some ninja from the newly reformed Whirlpool village. How will his life change? NaruHina Others may follow, lots of OC's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,665 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Sheriff Laws by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Settling in Darkness by InnocentGuilt reviews
Jim being blind isn't really that challenging unless they make it so...slash, Kirk/McCoy, h/c, me as an author. It's not mine, just so you know. Hope you like.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8600 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
What I Learned by Closet-Basket-Case reviews
One night on the town turns to a night picking up a very drunk Puck. It also happens to be one night just a year ago Puck gained and lost the best thing that ever happened to him. And the one night a group of boys learned something they'd never forget
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Death Shan't Do Us Part by deduction reviews
I swear Kagome, that I’ll get you back. Even if it means I have to fight through the flames of the underworld, I will get you back!” Tears, smiles, partings, death...a tale of romance that breaks the boundaries of the supernatural!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,419 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Midnight Weary by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Stupidity by FrostFaerie reviews
A bunch of shots involving the Titans, but mostly centered around Beast Boy. Warning: random stupidity, silly quotes, and full of all out hilarity! Enjoy. Note: Sorry for any problems.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Beast Boy
The Novelty Called Love by Cereal-Killa reviews
Duncan and Courtney. "Oh come on, don't be like that Princess." I turned to face the green-mohawked idiot that just wouldn't stop showing up in my life. "Don't be what? Good? Responsible? Sane? Non-Pyschotic?" DxC, my very first! (DISCONTINUED)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
Until you're mine by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Arthur sucks at stalking.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Don't Tell Mercedes by Kurtrina Hummel reviews
Kurt, she'll figure it out soon enough." "I know... But this is suicidal on your part."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Green Files by The Lady Bonny reviews
You know he is a Titan called Beast Boy but his real name is Garfield. You know he is green and tells jokes. You know there must be more to him than that...and you're right. A series of drabbles and oneshots about Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,533 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Reasons Why Arthur Likes Gwen by kolachess reviews
SLASH! ArthurxMerlin. Everyone knows the Arthurian legends and how King Arthur was 'besotted' with Queen Guinevere. Here is Arthur's list of why. Humor/Crack!/Angst/Fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Deus ex Machina by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. The Enterprise doesn't escape the Narada's black hole, and like dominoes falling one after another, the future is rewritten. Yet again. Implied Kirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One That Was Just Right by ArwendeImladris reviews
A 5 and 1 Story - With Jim as Goldilocks. Except he's not trying out bears, but...well, you'll see. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Hokage by PeanutTree reviews
Naruto wants to be Hokage. That's what he tells everyone, and that's what he'll keep telling them, until they accept him. Even Sasuke. Not Slash.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seven Worst Kept Secrets of Camelot by enjambament reviews
Detailing those certain things which every child of Camelot grows up hearing stories about and would swear on their life to have never heard. Slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The World Stopped Turning by Lover of Angelus reviews
The world stopped turning the day Dean Winchester stopped breathing. And everything that was evil that had been penned up and caged away inside young Sammy was released on the whisper of brother’s last breath. Future!Fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bobby S. - Complete
Retail Blues by Lasako reviews
Kagome's clothes have been trashed in the feudal era and now she hasn’t a thing to wear despite her full closet at home ! Taking the excuse to the max, she goes shopping with a certain inu and discovers that his powers are good for more then fights.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ignominy by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Elevator by Bombora reviews
Duncan and Courtney are stuck in an elevator with.... Duncan's niece! What will happen to their lives after this?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Fortuitous by His.Pointy.Tongued.Majesty reviews
It's funny how quickly one not so preferable situation can turn into an extremely preferable one. At least, Duncan thinks so. Courtney...? Not so much.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,963 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Per Omnia Saecula Saeculorum by NerdyBookLover reviews
This is the scene from COG in Accords Hall that everyone seems to love. AlecXMagnus. COG spoilers. Beware!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Love Actually by Shimo Ino reviews
Duncan’s always had a thing for Courtney. Let’s say he showed it a little more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6007 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Flicker by Sincosma reviews
Ten hours until they were to leave Alicante for Brooklyn. And Alec wasn't ready to leave; not without Magnus. Oldie but goodie. Slash. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hello Again, Criminal by mende5525 reviews
Sequel to 'Hello Again, Princess.' Courtney and Duncan have broken up and year’s later fate throws them back together. She still plays by the rules, he still breaks them, are they still in love with each other? Please read!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Bad Dreams Come True by FrostFaerie reviews
When Beast Boy has a bad dream, Raven comforts him and finds out just how bad the shifter thinks of himself. Can she help him out?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Courtey gets a text message that changes her views about Duncan. Oneshot. Rate and Review please!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Wasting Away Again in Sequesterville by Person4 reviews
Duncan and Courtney finally meet up again, but things don't go as smoothly as he would have hoped. With only a short time before they get released back into the real world, can things get back to the way they were? Now complete!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,012 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8403 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Stag Night by spiderninja16 reviews
Naruto and the boys are out having drinks to celebrate a upcomming marrage. but many supprises happen at the small bar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Do you know what happened to the dinosaurs? by Reverof reviews
Naruto asks Kyuubi an interesting question.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
First Impressions by cellorocksmyworld reviews
James T. Kirk's first day on the Enterprise does not go well at all... Slightly AU
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected by Agent Malkere reviews
He's not not as weak as his classmates thought... boy are they in for a surprise! [as if PP never happened. some DxS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Like father like son 2: My home is your home by Clarlie reviews
Naruto returns from his mission to hear really unpleasant news. Looks like Yondaime is the one who can help him, but who is standing behind the scenes? Will they be able to find it and understand each other at the same time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,836 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Perfection by Jessemudflap reviews
He had done it as a joke at his own expense. That notebook was only there to make him laugh at those who hurt him. But now, it seems, he's too far broken to be mended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
What the Cyborg Saw by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Cyborg looks forward to one thing all day. His Midnight snack! But this night, he discovers a secret shared by two of his fellow teammates. WARNING: Not very good. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,697 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like father like son: beginning by Clarlie reviews
Fighting Naruto Orochimaru decides to use an ace in his sleeve. But things seem to happen not the way he planned. Now Konoha receives a powerful ally. But why Naruto is not happy at all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4862 - Favs: 7,811 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cupboard Love by xXIceNickyXx reviews
Me and Kat097 have banded together on this one. The Titans have gotten REALLY fed up with Raven and Beast Boys bickering so they find a solution - Lock them in a cupboard for 24 hours. RavenBeastBoy. Completed!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet by lise reviews
Draco and Harry make the decision to come out into the open about their relationship...and ridiculous situations abound. ^^ *SLASH! Draco/Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2001 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
light angles reviews
clutzy, blushing, weak, human. That is how people describe Bells Swan, thats not who I am. I am a protector, a gardian, a light angle. here is my story. I WILL UPDATE IM SORRY ITS TAKEN SO LONG!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward