Clumsy Giraffe
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Joined 01-02-09, id: 1790810, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 8 stories for Bones, Firefly, Star Trek: 2009, Fringe, and Sherlock Holmes.

Who am I? Well, in short, I'm a teenage girl who likes green eyes, the smell of rain, sunflower seeds, lying in the sun, eating popsicles on hot days and laughing until I cry. I dislike sunburns, keeping track of time, falling out of love (heartache), brain-freezes, mandatory things, and self-absorbed people. I don't know what else to say other then that so...thank you for visiting my profile and I hope my stories can catch your attention (and praise...?).

PS: Cute boys with glasses and/or freckles make me happy to be alive.

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Dragonheart by wordlytreasure reviews
TOOTHLESS/HICCUP hiccup is dying, and in an act of desperation, Toothless does something that will change them both forever.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews
Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6301 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Skull Fragments: A Million Tiny Pieces by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A collection of drabbles, bad jokes, crack pairings, and basically any little thing that pops into my head. NEW: Total Mouthgasm
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Doctor Zach Addy, Jedi Master Extraordinairre by tigerlily4 reviews
Zach is a Jedi master. Hodgins is stealing his poptarts. A short crack fic.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Potassium Prank Problem by squint-squad reviews
Hodgins and Zach sure love to make things explode!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
A Bunk of One's Own by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Preseries: Jayne Cobb, wildcard mercenary, meets two reasons why he wouldn't mind sharing a bunk.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
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Because I Want You reviews
100 K/S independent snapshots based on 100 themes, each 100 words long; mostly romantic and/or humorous. 57/100 finished.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Careful With Words reviews
The blond grinned as she said, "I'm going to rock your world Doctor Addy." Zack, in turn, quickly looked up in bafflement and alarm before saying, "If you are attempting to convey the want of stoning me to death, I must decline." - Eventual ZOC side BB HA
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,968 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Zach A.
Three Monosyllable Words reviews
Sherlock realizes he's fallen into the demise of all good men. Naturally, chaos ensues. Post-Movie oneshot, Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Interdependence reviews
A P/O aftermath of 2x15, Jacksonville
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
I'll Meet You There reviews
50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Eruditely Helpless reviews
A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
Sharply Dull reviews
She never made him a cake for his birthday, but that was only the tip of the 'verse for why his heart was committing mutiny against him.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Cocking an eyebrow up, Mal asked the young doctor, "Why are you missing three buttons?"
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete