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Joined 03-02-02, id: 179095, Profile Updated: 07-01-18
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Trying to finish the big ones.

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Dirty Sexy Galleons by DeliciousNewYork reviews
post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,060 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape Gets His by clarity reviews
A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 217,180 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Hidden Within by JestersTear reviews
Everyone in Hogwarts seems to be dead except Severus and Hermione, and something very dark is at work there. A bit dark, will get lighter in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,788 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Like Cats and Dogs by Chaos-Rose reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black resume their old rivalry and contrive an utter debacle. Ch. 15: Lucius 'Brings It.' Remus encounters a complication. Narcissa puts her thing down. Albus puts his thing down. Severus puts his thing down, and makes a point.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,748 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S.
Algolagnia by Chaos-Rose reviews
Lucius Malfoy lost something. He wants it back - but what if that selfsame desire could destroy him? Darkfic. Angst. SLASH! This story is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
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Hic Sunt Dracones reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Some Blond Fool reviews
Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,720 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Emissary reviews
Years after the war, Lucius Malfoy has withdrawn from English wizarding society, both by choice and by necessity. However, the activities of one of his former comrades are about to thrust him back into the public eye. What does Rodolphus Lestrange want, and how far will he go to get it? Written for the 2011 Lucius Big Bang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Lucius M.
Sang Froid reviews
Hermione is a rare book dealer and Lucius Malfoy makes her an offer she can't refuse. But is there more to this trade than meets the eye? And where does Draco fit into the equation? LM/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,663 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G.
A Drop in the Ocean reviews
During the Triwizard Tournament, Karkaroff realizes that Snape is a true double agent. Can Severus avoid the fate reserved for traitors? And can the tangled web of a Death Eater's life be undone without consequences? 5th year AU, SS/HG, LM/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,370 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Severus S.
The Knife of Socrates reviews
Marooned in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy has nothing to do but think. And thinking can be dangerous...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Princess Cut reviews
DH SPOILERS - Ever wonder what was going through Narcissa Malfoy's head when she lied to the Dark Lord about Harry being dead? And what happened when it became obvious that he was very much alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Amphitrite reviews
A cavein on a beach along the coast of Greece reveals a perfectly preserved ancient school of magic. Hermione is asked by her University professor to assist in the excavation. Severus Snape is the last person she expects to see there...UPDATED 1.11.08!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,568 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hourglass reviews
[Draco's POV] After the war, the Ministry 'pardons' Lucius Malfoy - by snapping his wand in two, stripping him of his magic, and exiling him from wizardkind. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Draco M. - Complete