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i like tdi and you can talk to me on youtube yay look for this tbtisland under comedy this is reeally boring weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i like cupcakes what do you want from me this to one of my favs snowlepord =) lalalalalalalalalalala um phyicmantha i heard you have a fan fiction acount butterflies tumtedum i sound stupid lola yay butter flies go izzy

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ღ COURTNEY AND DUNCAN!!
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~~~~~N~~~~~ --Put this on your channel if you're happy Duncan won & you think he's HOT!

Little girls don't know how to be sweet girls. Mama didn't teach me. Little boys don't know how to treat little girls. Daddy didn't show me.

He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?

BAD BOYS_ _ _ _ _
put this on your channel if you love bad boys
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-- -- --Youtube if
-- -- --you know
-- - --someone
-- --who's died
-- - --or is suffering
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Remember when life gives you lemons squirt them in Gwen's eyes and say "Stay away from Duncan!!"█▀█ █▄█ █ Put this on your channel if somebody told you that you were hot

I Twilight!! I'm on team Seth because he's on both sides!! haha.

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--O-- happy courtney is back
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My FAVORITE TV couples!
Hannah Montana: Lilly & Oliver
Sonny With A Chance: Sonny & Chad
The Suite Life On Deck: Cody and Bailey
Phineas and Ferb:Phineas and Isabella
iCarly: Sam & Freddie
Total Drama Island/Action:Duncan and Courtney & Bridgette and Geoff
Wizards of Waverly Place:Alex and Dean
Secret Life: Grace and Jack
Full House: DJ and Steve
OHSHC: Tamaki and Haruhi_\
_ TDI fan bus_\_/_(@'@)_(@)_/
~ Gender: Female
~ Relationship Status: Single
~ Hair Color: Brunette
~ Boyfriend: Just got Dumped.
~ Favorite Song: Don't trust Me By
30H!3
~ Favorite Colors: Blue and Pink
~ Birthday: June 21st
~ Mood: Tired

I may look sweeter than honey
But I'm a Sour Patch Kid
I may look like a wimp
But I can kick your ass
I may look needy
But I'm Miss Independant
I may look stable
But I'm a bucket of crazy
Put this on your channel if you believe looks are decieving.

Put this on ur page
if Gwen Stefani taught u
how to spell bananas XD

--///-\\\--If you have ever felt
--Alone
--Hated
--Suicidal
--\\\-///--Appathetic
--\\///--Depressed
--///\--or
--///\\\--just
--///--\\\--Feel in pain put this on your file and help someone out who feels that way people need to know they are not alone.

IF JOE JONAS SAID BREATHING
WASNT COOL 95 OF GIRLS WOULD BE DEAD PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOUR ONE OF THE 5 WHO WOULD LAUGH AT ALL OF THE DEAD JONAS FANS!!

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life is music

My Biggest Fear is SCREAMERS!!

Look at this. It's about child abuse:

My name is kar

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is kar

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care, post this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are a Goth and PROUD of it, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom/Harry Potter/Pirates of the Carribbean, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, eragonharrypotterfan, WWMTgirl

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, Aximilli2, WWMTgirl

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary Sues, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Arktos, Random Little Writer, WWMTgirl

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself and/or someone else, copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
I've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,
Jessica01, xXAnimeKittenXx, zukoluver45, WWMTgirl,citgirl

Aries - March 21 - April 19 - Fire
Taurus - April 20 - May 20 - Earth
Gemini - May 21 - June 21 - Air
Cancer - June 22 - July 22 - Water
Leo - July 23 - August 22 - Fire
Virgo - August 23 - Sep 22 - Earth
Libra - September 23 - October 22 - Air
Scorpio - October 23 - November 21 - Water
Capricorn - December 22 - January 19 - Fire
Sagitarius - November 22 - December 21 - Earth
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18 - Air
Pisces - February 19 - March 20 - Water

I am an fire! Yeah!

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy t

this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Pass it on, my friends, for a better future.

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Deathly Hallows... to all the people who died at the Battle of Hogwarts fighting for a cause they believed in... may you rest in peace.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If someone has autism, this can mean:

Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showingtheir own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them.

They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them.

Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them.

Eventheir own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by:

--talking to them using a calm voice

--not making fun of them or teasing them

--realizing that people do their best to help him be calm and do well

--making sure you have their attention before you tell them something

Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be:

--normal teaching methods don't work

--inappropriate laughing and giggling

--crying or tantrum

--acts as if s/he is deaf

--no fear of real dangers

--is upset by changes in routine or other things

--spins objects or own body

--extreme distress for no known reason

--sustained odd play

--has trouble playing with peers

--not cuddly; might resist touch

--little or no eye contact

--seems standoffish

--inappropriate attachment to objects

--may have trouble understanding language

--sometimes seems overactive, sometimes overly quiet

Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT.

Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph.

IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU.

I feel it is my moral obligation to state my opinions on this matter. BRITISH PEOPLE DON'T REFER TO AMERICA AS 'THE STATES'. THEY DON'T. SERIOUSLY. THEY. DO. NOT. SAY. THAT. THEY DO NOT. NOT AT ALL. NOT A BIT.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be an Army Freak.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm in Band so I MUST be a dork.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERY PERSON I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay and emo.

Stereotypes. They're Stupid. CAP this onto your profile if you agree.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Hey, I think my OC Leyla passed the Star Wras Litmus Test! Take a look:

Author's note: I know, I know, I haven't updated in forever! I procrastinate. APOLOGIES!

Author's note 2: I will be writing a novel. Soon.

Author's note 3: I have a bunch of friends on here on my account, though I am the main writer. You've met two, Leyla and Jenna. There's also Celeste, Cornelia, Eleanora, Lisa, Diana, Bianca, and Amy. Amy is a tad perverted- okay, a LOT perverted. Take her favorite joke- making sponges do it. Yuck. So, get ready for TONS of craziness! In fact, I'll just call them my muses who tend to write (grins).

Erm...there isn't anything else to say. Really.

Except for one thing.

I am one of only three or so people who reads Duncan Quagmire/Fiona stories.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, WWMTgirl

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think Danny Phantom should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square a-- copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

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If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

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If you're mad and want people to know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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OTHER STUFF:

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! Run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

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If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow,Goblin Jordy, BarrelsNo.1Fan , -yellowhearts-, DannyPhantomPhanatic, DannyTimmygirl327, Double I 4 My Guyz, RaVeN.RoTh16,BBxRaeandPercyxAnnabeth

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in TT: T in T happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy this bunny into your profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. if your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have pulled a door that says push and pushed a door that says pull copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, add this to your profile.

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have food, clothes, and a home, you're richer than 75 of the worldp;

If you have some money in the bank, you're among the top 8of the world's wealthy;

If you woke up healthy this morning, you're more blessed than the 1 million people who will not survive this week;

If you have experincedpeace and freedom, you're ahead of 500 million people in the world;

If you can read this, you're more blessed than over 2 billion people who cannot read at all!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Praise HIS name forever!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Edward Cullen!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with Edward Cullen you buy a pet rock and name him Edward. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is wen u brake ur leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is wen ur trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift botton. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. I have fallen out of bed and missed the floor. Crazy is when you're walking by yourself, staring straight ahead and you run into a post. Crazy is when your walking home from school and all of a sudden you start an argument with sarcasm. Crazy is when you start yelling at the computer telling it to go faster.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" So thats about it...Wait check out some of my drawings of Raven links below:

And:

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.

Okay now im done! please enjoy and review my stories! Bye have a nice day/evening/morning/night/time of day

jk im not done yet!

I'm part of Furryfur's Anti-Flamer Army! Even though I don't know what to do...(Sweatdrop)

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Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly - - Gonna so it soon!

7) SAY - DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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12. You’ll read his/her IM’s over and over again.

11. You’ll walk really slowly with her/him.

10. You’ll feel really shy when you’re with him/her…

9. When you’re with him/her, your heart will beat faster… and faster..

8. By listening to her/his voice, you’ll smile for no reason.

7. When you are looking at him/her, you can’t see anyone else in the
room.. Just them…..

6. You’ll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/she becomes all you can think about…

4. You’ll get high, just by their smell……

3. You’ll realize you’re always smiling to yourself when your thinking
about him/her..

2. You’ll do anything for him/her…..

1. While reading this, you had one person on your mind……

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FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Yep no oubt about this one)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (ok i'm a girl but i hate skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Hey not all the time only when I'm super hungry)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (No, I've been ask out many times just rejected them because I need to worry about school first)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Actually I absolutely despise homework, I think it's gay and retarded)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No I'm just special)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! (no gilbert is not)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I LOVE IT)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (No...I'm an average girl with lots of friends. Besides I know I am not a loser just cuz I'm not the most popular)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~

It is what it is

I'm a dork, Your a dork, Lets take over the world.

Good friends don't let you do bad things...Alone.

But this is the sad part we weren't even together and he still broke my HEART

Sisters have so much blackmail power!

I'm kinda afraid of being happy.

Maybe life just isn't for everyone

Best Friends because parents couldn't handle us as sisters

I used to have a handle in life but it broke

Please Save me

Best Friends Crazy times Sisters at

Be optimistic : all the people you hate are going to die eventually

Drink Coffee: Do stupid things faster

OOps did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

What hurts the most is wanting to cry and feeling weak when the tears start to fall

Anime cause everyone has cool hair

He was hit by a dodge Which i found funny and ironic

SMILE: Its easier than trying to explain to people why your sad

pain doesn't hurt... when it's all you've ever felt

The only person I truly cared for left me with a broken heart

Dear heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

Life is music Play it louder

Tha worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

I still love you even after you hurt me

things to do at walmart: Hide behind teddy bears and when kids come by make evil laughing noises

I have a song for every situation

Don't touch my Dr.Pepper you fool or I'll go ninja on you!

Stop pretending like you understand

i hurt myself so you can't

Things to do Today:

1. Get Up

2. Survive

3. Go back to bed

And shes the kind of girl constantly making mistakes and having them shoved in her face

Don't you know you destroyed me?

If you were on Fanfiction on Christmas Eve and Christmas of 2009 post this to your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy and poste if u like

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold, I'm black,"

"When I die, I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi, Still Dazzled, BBxRaeandPercyxAnnabeth citgirl

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

If you are obsessed with BBxRae couple copy this into your profile.

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile! (Who could not love Beast Boy?!)

This is an awesome poem by xXNevermoreAgainXx called Life. It is about Raven.

When life gave me lemons, I made lemonade

When life gave me heat, I'd wait in the shade.

When life gave me joy, I'd laugh and I'd cheer

When life gave me pain, I'd shed a few tears.

When life gave me darkness, I'd search for the light

When life gave me hope, for it I would fight.

When life gave me anguish, I'd cry my eyes dry

When life gave me questions, I'd merly ask why.

When life gave me loss, for the lost one I'd long

When life gave me hints, I'd know what was wrong.

When life gave me happyness, I'd chuckle and smile

When life gave me wait, I'd stay for awhile.

When life gave me anger, I'd glare and I'd scorn

When life gave me hatred, my inner demon was born.

And when life let me know it was with you I belonged,
I tried to forget, I tried to move on.

Then when life gave me betrayal, my heart broke into two

And when life broke my heart, then one to mend it was you.

When life brought me down, you always rose me above,
So when life gave me you, I learned how to love.

I am the purple people eater!!

I am the quiet girl

who sits in her corner

as unemotional as i seem

i feel

maybe one day you can find

another girl

as foolish

as I was

maybe you can help her

guide her through her

nightmare of her life

as for me

I find its time

for me to go

Bye

my favorite thing to say: No shit sherlock

'he told me to go to Hell" I told him "I'll meet you there asswhole"

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The Chosen One by Dragoon Galaxy reviews
What if Anakin wasn't mean't to be the Chosen One? What if the Prophecy was talking about someone more powerful who was bonded to Ahsoka? Ahsoka/OC. Rewrite in progress.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,143 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ahsoka T., OC
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
WALLY: The Humanized Novelization! edited by Spring-Heel-Jacq reviews
Edited story with humans replacing robots.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,719 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - WALL-E, EVE
The Padawan Who Saved Him by aburameclanhead reviews
He was lost, she found him. She was a Jedi, he despised Jedi. Neither expected what happened next.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,654 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ahsoka T.
A Portal Carol by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
One Christmas Eve in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, three spirits will attempt to teach GLaDOS an important lesson. Will she listen? Probably not. Now Completed.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Recycled by suckersoprano reviews
GLaDOS has several brain-dead test subjects on hand, but a bunch of handy constructs to fill their mind. Their minds reawaken back to their previous lives. Factventure multi-chapters
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Dear Agony by Shizaya1398 reviews
Izaya slips up and gets in trouble with the most ruthless underworld gang in Tokyo. Even when he gets beaten mercilessly he wont take help from anyone. How will he deal with this and what will Shziuo do when he finds out?/please review/Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Not In A Million Years by RinLenLaRiRin Awaawowaka reviews
Factventure Fluff...what else can I even say? It's a oneshot, meh.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Tales of the Cores by PopcornButterfly reviews
Wheatley and GLaDOS are great, but ever wonder about the other cores? Multiple drabbles about the other cores in Portal. Involves Human!Cores and possible slash. This summary is crap but the stories are not :
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
Strangetown, Meet the eXtremes by SClownzZzZz reviews
Life was never easy for Ripp Grunt with his horrible family life, but when a very strange family builds a giant X across the street and moves in, Ripp may finally get the opportunity he's been dreaming of. R&R Chapter Twelve up: The Final Chapter.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Life in Sim City by Thirteen Little Dreams reviews
Based on My Sims Agents. From Runaway to Detective to Special Agent, follow Dee and her pal Buddy on their rise to glory! Several pairings.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010
Nightswimming by mochiinvasions reviews
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night, or so they say. With Antonio involved the night was never going to be quiet. AU, smut, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Operation CHRISTMAS: A Halo Reach Holiday Tale by AdInventum reviews
Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Kings & Queens by Nyomi Owahama reviews
In every relationship there is a king and a queen. Pairings include: USUK, Franda, PrusHungAus, Spamano, GerIta, RoChi, DenNor and TurkeyGreece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
City Life by Toritona reviews
Courtney moves from Canada to Atlanta. She is going to have to deal with hobos,Pollution,and of course Duncan!Will she be able to handle the City Life or go crawling back to Canada,and will she avoid Duncan's gang or join them? TDI never happened
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,108 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
I Spy: A MySims Agent Fanfic by Trinaluv33 reviews
The title says it all. My twist on the awesome game MySims Agent. Go Sims-addicts of the world, unite!
Sims - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
Danger by carebearfrost reviews
While walking home alone at night, Sonny runs into a not-so-friendly visitor. Will someone be there to save her? Two-shot, complete. Read and Review pleaseeee! :
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Banoffee by Rhianonymous reviews
Sonny's upset because she's had a bad day and her favourate Fro-yo flavour isnt there to lift up her spirits, but how does chad come into this? CHANNY One-shot. Enjoy xxx
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you by SonnyButterflyxx1 reviews
Chad hurts Sonny's feelings so he sings her a song.KISSING HUGGING CHANNY! Has the song If I didn't have you by Mitchel Musso and Emily Osment!This is my second Fan fic!Read please!Sorry summary sucks!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast Ouran edition! by InceptionErection reviews
When Belle's, Haruhi's, Father, Ranka, gets imprisoned by a beast, Tamaki, I think you all know what happens, but what happens when it's the cast of Ouran instead! If it sparks your fancy read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Prussia's crush by Amber Truesdale reviews
this is hungary x prussia and you x prussia yeah like i said i do one-shot trades
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Something Interesting by Crazyrandomgurl reviews
After the events of MySims Agents, Grace returns to the boardwalk. Running into Chaz, they have a heated arguement about the 'extremeness' in Grace's life. Chaz surprises Grace, however.... Rated T to be safe
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
A Change in Heart by Why Does He Love Me reviews
Sonny Monroe finds out she might not be a Monroe after all. After years of thinking her father left her she finds out he was a Greek God. And it was his father and her mothers that made him leave. And she's not the only Demi God at Condor Studios.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sonny M.
A real hero by Heroheart reviews
The final part of the first game through the heroe's perpective.This is the sequeal to the Good stay noble till the end, so read that first. something are changed
Drawn to Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hero
So Cold I Could See My Breath by TiaTodd reviews
Valentine's Day ONE-SHOT! See those words. ONE. SHOT. No more chapters. Don't waste your precious typing power on begging or demanding otherwise. Third in a V-Day one-shot trilogy, please enjoy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Rain Romance by itendswithakiss reviews
Sonny and Chad end up outside in the rain. What could happpen? One-Shot. Rated T just in case
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Gutsy Puff by XXTeddyGirlXX reviews
"Hey, what's up Buttercup? Where are your girly sisters?" He glanced behind her, his hands on her shoulders," Not around. Too bad. How about you and me have some fun, tonight?" BC BH
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Transformers Huminated: Total Meltdown by TheWeasel027 reviews
A bio-engineering genius experiments with some bad chemicals and accidentally transforms himself into Meltdown, whose corrosive touch can melt anything—including the Humanformer Autobots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Don't Say It by if.i.dared.you reviews
Additional triple backstory for Petey, Gary and Jimmy. Hopefully will add some insight into their selves.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Transformers Huminated: Home Is Where The Spark Is by TheWeasel027 reviews
The Humanformer Autobots settle into their new home base, an abandoned automobile manufacturing plant, but the ancient assembly line machinery seems to have developed a mind of its own—or someone else's...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Transformers Huminated: Transform and Roll Out! by TheWeasel027 reviews
The Humanformer Autobots are just a broken down Warp Bridge maintenance crew. That is until they discover the AllSpark, fight Megatron, and are transwarped to some city called Detroit and they become heroes. The Autobots and Decepticons are in fact human.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Detention by Squeaks-sama reviews
Chris, Claire, and others RE characters are in highschool, but one day they get sent to detention, but suddenly the school doors are lock and things are getting worse for them. Contains C/J C/L R/B
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
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