WhenYourBestJustIsntGoodEnough
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Joined 01-03-09, id: 1791313, Profile Updated: 06-07-11
Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, Gallagher Girls, Gladiator, Misc. Books, and Hunger Games.

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Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because I have a killer six pack!

Me: I slapped a mop because I'm good in bed. :)

Athena007:I stabbed Paris hilton because I'm sexy like that. Courtesy of:Weasley27 or we'vehitanAllxTimexLow.

Kasee:I ran naked with a condom because I have AMAZING boobs!

Logan:I hugged yo mamma because I have AMAZING boobs!

Jamily:I ran naked with a hottie because I smoke crack!

twinkle twinkle little star
hermione hit ron with a metal bar
he fell over
he fell down
he is twitchin on the ground

fred is laughing
george will fly
everyone's smirkin'
cause ron died!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think it's FREAKIN awesome!

Or copy and paste it to your profile if you think it's FREAKIN stupid!

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. ... lol! :)

I'm such an idiot sometimes!!

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Great line?

"Large doses of Alex Rider might be fatal," in Utter Takeover by Sugar Crisps.

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My Long Lost Heaven by BeautyandtheBeast101575 reviews
Edward meets young Bella in 1911. After they fall in love and get married and are expecting, they are separated due to a horrible misunderstanding. What happens when they met again about 90 years later as vampires. But Bella's not alone.Canon,Vampires,OCs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,952 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,488 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle by prone2dementia reviews
Hollywood wants Alex. Alex, however, doesn't want Hollywood. It's like an abusive relationship, except without the help hotline. No pairings. Oneshot for JustAnotherParallelDimension.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Might Start Now by lookupatthesky reviews
Alex is in a completely white room. It's kind of intimidating, and the weirdest part is that a dead man is sitting across from him. "Hello, Yassen." The man smiles slightly and nods once. Alex sighs heavily, asking, "I'm dead, aren't I?" Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Gravestones by FoxGlade reviews
In a small London graveyard, half hidden in the shadows of its own tall weeping willows, five tombstones sit side by side. They are all marked, weathered and worn, but stand strong nonetheless – much like the people that they commemorate, in fact.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Unrecognizable by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex is at the SAS camp training with K-Unit, and has been for 2 years. All is well until a group of kids show up. You guessed it, it's the Brookland schoolkids! So now Alex has to hide his identity. Hard when he's in charge of the kids isn't it. Complete
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8482 - Favs: 13,179 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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A Single Tear reviews
Annie comes to terms with Finnicks death in a way of her own. Annie P.O.V.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O.
To Kill A Mockingjay reviews
Assignment: Find the best way to dispose of the Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E.
Fanfiction For Dummies reviews
Do you want to know how to write fanfiction? Well, let me give you a few pointers...
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010
Past: Rewritten reviews
How the characters of Gladiator came to be who they are, and their unknown past. PM me if you have a better title!
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010
Chameleon: A Character Analysis reviews
Who exactly is The Chameleon?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Cammie M. - Complete
From Spy To Soldier reviews
Alex and Tom are entering Brecon Beacons to become the newest soldiers. But first they have to survive the training.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
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