Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Code Geass.
HI!! I am Radar, so if you leave me a comment or a review you can call me as such. Now, if I left you an overly happy review, don't worry about it, I am not completely crazy, nor am i going to kill your family.
ONE MOAR THING- If you have a promblem with slash/yaoi and you hate it or find it disgusting or some other s--t (are we allowed to swear on these profiles?) then kindly get the hell off my profile and go complain about to someone who gives a crap.
If there is no problem- then welcome! Make yourself feel at home. Enjoy yourself. Take time to read through my profile. Most things on here are things that I thought were way too funny to pass up.
ONE LAST THING-A-MA-BOBBER- RADAR IS NOW AVAILABLE IN A BETA MODEL!!
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent that hasn't, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, Hitchkiker's Guide, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (TWILIGHT)
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the person who came up with Copy and Pastes was a genius, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re so obsessed with anime that you’ll watch the same episode ten times in a row, copy and paste this into your profile.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile.
If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love it when Inuyasha gets sat copy this into your profile
If You hate Kikyo and think she's a poor excuse for a priestess and could probebly be passed for an old comfertor, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile (These two define my life)
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, SukiraOfTheLight (aka Queen of the Underworld), gold sea glass, radarsada
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, Hilari Clinton, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hey, did the ancient Egyptians have death rituals?)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
FUN REFLECTIONS ON LIFE!
1. Never raise your hands to your kids.
2. I'm not into working out.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people
6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Word of caution: never get Angel angry, because then, not only is he invincible, he’s fucking scary.
Hey! I have an idea! Let's write a threatening letter: it'll be fun."
What doesn't kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
When at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Oh, ok. I just died a little inside. Please continue.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
"Be yourself; don't take anyone's shit and don't ever let them take you alive." - Gerard Way
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE PINEAPPLE JUICE. THEN SIT BACK AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW THE HELL YOU DID IT.
Taken From Hooked on FFN's Profile:
1. Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.
3. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.
4. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.
5. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.
6. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.
7. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.
8. When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.
9. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.
10. Telling a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.